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Rapsodee:
There is this girl who has a boyfriend but she told me I am one of her five close male friends... I see no reason for her keeping guys around like that especially when her boyfriend gets jealous so easily but she seems not to be bothered by that.

Girls can be so carefree about their relationship as if it doesn't mean much to them whereas the guys would carry the relationship on their head like his whole life depends on it.

Keeping guys around can easily lead her into cheating but fortunately for her, it seems those five guys are good guys including me. or else her eyes would have seen pepper.

So girls, why do you keep male friends around, for what benefits?

.you ought to have a backup plains as a human

CalebLebsco56:
Whats the problem i always get wet everytime i wake up from sleep, my boxers become wet with cum after i wake up...is it that i have not had sex for a while or i do have sex in my dream...Whats the remedy to this, i dont like it because its irritating, i change my boxers frequently..is it a problem to my health??

.the cure is look for a girlfriend if you are old enough. it's just like holding urine not to come out which I know you can't. this was exactly my plight back then growing up.

doksblog:
Itching after sex is usually a cause for worry. Genital itching can sometimes be due to irritation such as dry skin or a lack of lubrication around the genital area.

In cases where itching persists, this symptom could be a sign of an infection, allergic reaction, or sexually transmitted infection (STI). In many cases, genital itching that is caused by irritation will clear up on its own if the irritation is removed.

However, if itching continues, it may be a sign of an allergy or infection which may require intensive treatment. Some of the common causes of itching after sex in males and females are:....
https://doksblog.com/itching-after-sex-what-causes-itching-after-sex/

.have you ask does it happen to every body cause I personal never experience such.

Deathisf:
My wife is seeing some infection sign so I told her to go to the hospital alone because I am not around.
The doctor insist in checking her Private part and she showed him. Now I am wondering if that is necessary or am I over reacting. Please I need advice so I know what to do
Thanks

.better problem never hold you for any part of your body before cause when it does,then you know say na only with clear eye person dy call some parts private, ask women when in labour they will tell.

TheRealProphet:
it boils down to choice....u/nairalanders can't dictate my offline life.

let's talk private I would love sharing smt with you.

TheRealProphet:
so many negative comments on that pix.

.you know you did excellently well by removing that picture.

TheRealProphet:
I am an introvert, and I am fvcking shy

.anty you say you ate shy with that your former dp? I think it is wild people that can actually put up such,thanks all the same for removing it

backbone503:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.channelstv.com/2020/10/01/borno-attack-zulum-was-warned-against-trip-he-ignored-intelligence-ex-dss-boss/amp/

.All he wanted was to feed his blood sucking allies the boko haram with the blood of the innocent security personals

ebukajay184:
https://igberetvnews.com/1366764/bauchi-governor-kneels-sick-patient-pays-patients-hospital-bills-photos/

.which other position will he be vying in next election, all I see is political kneeling. Thank God he paid the hospital bill at least we don achieve.

don't move on dear just keep tormenting yourself.

abouzaid:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/09/rivers-community-deserted-as-army-invades-area-burns-down-houses/amp/

.photos please.

Antoeni:
Omoyele Sowore is Goimg on with Revolution_Now protest October 1st, in defiant violation of his bail conditions and no one is calling him to order including Falana -his lawyer. Hope PMB won't be painted a dictator etc, if he's re-arrested.

.and if the aim of the revolution is finally achieved people like you will also become beneficiary of it?

petengine:
Haha, talk is cheap!

.anything is possible you know?

OGWILLS123:
Who the he'll is this education brain wash being
people without certification are condemned being

Damm !! Nigar !! do you even understand English

Modified: Then you must also be a condemned Bastard for using products produce
by noon certify people

.it's the bitter truth so deal with it mehn.when last did you hear non graduate are been employed/ by the government or even private firms in the is country?

OGWILLS123:
Who the he'll is this education brain wash being
people without certification are condemned being

Damm !! Nigar !! do you even understand English

Modified: Then you must also be a condemned Bastard for using products produce
by noon certify people

.brother e tire me oo but that is the reality in some settings now oo.now can you tell me one institution where your education qualification is not required for you to be employed and they can pay you at lest what can sustain you and maybe wife and say 3 children?

Rosenews2233:
Mr Barakumo Solomon Odede Organizer Nolllywood Beauty Pageant and Nolllywood Honour Awards posted this on his Facebook wall that makes fans laughing

He wrote


Apart from "Don't spoil my bra, I'll remove it myself."
Which other motivational quote do you know �

.it's like you no dy happy say I come oo

Rosenews2233:
Mr Barakumo Solomon Odede Organizer Nolllywood Beauty Pageant and Nolllywood Honour Awards posted this on his Facebook wall that makes fans laughing

He wrote


Apart from "Don't spoil my bra, I'll remove it myself."
Which other motivational quote do you know �

. stop shouting so people next doors won't hear, a beg no worry me abi dem no day fork?

delinous:
I see u coming out successful from this farming if u truly put your whole heart and mind to it. By the time your mates are graduating and are done with NYSC, you should be making millions of naira if u work hard farming and saving. Think hard about it cos i won't give u a final verdict. But I l will tell you that the farming option will lessen the burden for both u and your Mom.
Wish u success in whatever future decision u make.

.you don go far na why wanting to quite now ,thank about what that degree can be to you in future even if you would later want to dive into agriculture,with that degree you can go more further than without it ,think well oo do even know that people without certificate are called condemn beings in some section of the community, the government has no program for people without certificate just thought you should know. so think very well oo

NevetsIbot:
Again.. I'd say that any dog can be calm and confident and only show aggression when necessary if it has the right training and right love... A perfect balance of discipline and love.... Even the popular Pittbulls.

I once read of a pitbull that was even more affectionate and protective like Khal..

I'd go on walks and see people jumping off the road at the sight of Khal who really doesn't give sh*t about em.. Sometimes I think he sees himself as an human being. I take him on regular walks because the tendency of Khal gaining weight is high within a week of not walking...... I don't want a fat dog. Lol.

And by the way... A rottweiler is not for first time owners please.

.wow! with all these, I am beginning to like dogs.

naptu2:
https://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2020-54003441

.let's listen to leaders that put the interest of their citizens ahead before any other thing unlike here.

Omooba77:
https://punchng.com/why-we-shelved-strike-labour/

.you shelved strike because somebody don collect something from the back. Igbo call it ena aka azu.

jumia1:
A French primary school teacher, who spent £35,000 covering his body in tattoos was forced to stop teaching at a kindergarten because he gives children nightmares.



Mr. Sylvain Helaine was teaching at the Docteur Morere Elementary School in Palaiseau, a suburb of Paris, last year when the parents of a three-year-old complained to the school authorities about his appearance.



His body, face, and tongue are covered in tattoos, and the whites of his eyes were surgically turned black.


Mr. Helaine, who is considered to be France’s most tattooed said he was teaching when the parents said their son was scared after seeing him last year.

Months later, he said the school authorities informed him that he would no longer teach kindergarten children after the complaint,


‘I think the decision they took was quite sad,’ said Helaine. ‘All of my students and their parents were always cool with me because basically they knew me,’ he added.

‘It’s only when people see me from far away that they can assume the worst.’

A spokesman for the local education authority said an agreement was reached with Helaine to move him away from teaching kindergarten.


Pupils under six ‘could be frightened by his appearance’, the spokesman said.

Despite the setback he faced, Helaine said he would stick with his career as an English teacher. ‘I’m a primary school teacher… I love my job.’

The 35-year-old who now teaches children from the age of six up also said that pupils can see past his appearance after the initial shock.

He said: ‘All of my students and their parents were always cool with me because basically, they knew me’.

‘It’s only when people see me from far away that they can assume the worst.’

He added he hoped to show his pupils they should accept people who are different from the norm. ‘Maybe when they are adults they will be less racist and less homophobic and more open-minded,’ he said.

Helaine, who has spent £35,000 on his body transformation, started getting tattoos at the age of 27 while teaching at a private school in London.

watch the video here:https://wahalablog.com/french-primary-school-teacher-who-spent-35k-covering-his-body-in-tattoos-is-banned-from-school-because-he-gives-children-nightmares/

.what kind of a devilish teacher is this?

SmartProf:
Those who defend politicians, help them rig elections as thugs, and insult themselves all day with arguments will never be granted access to this wedding. They can only borrow data to see the invitation card online. Congrats to the couple cos Dubai awaits you guys, while those who defend your parents' detrimental actions to Nigeria are still praying that it should rain so they can fetch drinking water.

.funny though truth.

merieam16:
@ Op, first of all he never loved u forget all these sacrifice of school fees he did during school.Some people do some certain things to get favour in return. Secondly, he remembered u because he needs solace nd he knows u will accept him

My advice is dont start what u cant finish and if u feel u can finish it, just av @ d back of ur mind dat he will leave wen he' back 2 his feet

Just help him d way u can nd be careful baby number 2 might be loading...

.my thought exactly. he is gonna leave you again when things level up.

tobechi74:
Tear them or.
You are a product of a terrible teacher
Go to any school and ask the students to identify the subject they dislike most. Many of them will chorus “mathematics”. What makes student harbour a passionate hatred for this subject still remains a mystery for most educationist  .

. Many reasons have been proposed . One which seems to be overlooked is the fact that students do not feel connected to the subject in anyway  . Imagine spending hours finding ” x” when “x” is neither your brother or your sister only to search for “x the following day. It is not only routinal but boring. The student begins to wonder whether to use the same formula to find his biro.  This is because the teacher failed to explain to him the application of these formulas in real life situation.

Many mathematics teachers were top in their classes when they were students. When they are not learning in class, they are studying in the library. They spend little time socialising  and having fun     . They grow up to become an expert in mathematics but deficient in relating same to the student . They begin a topic by introducing an abstract theory and leave the student wondering how this theory concerns his life.

They do not deserve to be blamed.They only repeated what was handed over to them by their teacher  . Garbage in garbage out. They can choose to create a new tomorrow.

We can have outstanding mathematician but terrible teachers of mathematics. Great mathematics Teachers begin by stimulating the interest of the student. Students who are less than fourteen years of age are emotionally focused. They tend to feel more and rationalise less .

Simultaneous Equation. : Divide the children into groups of 4 .Ask tleaxh group to go to four different shops . Give each group #200 to buy pencil and biro  .total amount of both items  should be six. Compare each group answer. . Solve on the board. Which group got it right?

Speed : Take student outside  Measure any point A about 100m apart. Get each student to walk fast or run from point A to B and get another student to record time against the student. After each student must have done dat,take them back to the class and calculate the speed of three students. The remaining students should calculate their own  walking speed.

Volume of cylinder : Tell student to bring any empty milk ,or tomatoes container to class. Using ruler, they watch you measure the height and Diameter and repeat the same for their container. After that, you calculate the volume or area using formula method and watch them do the same  .

Average : each student is given a company name and asked to go to the library and get the prices of shares for nine consecutive days.They are to find the moving average of five

Area  The student measure the length and breadth of one class room tile  . Student count the number of tile in the class and find the product.

One way we make mathematics boring is that we do not involve the student in getting the data. We spoon feed them the data . In real life,they have to know how to get the data themselves.  Getting them to measure it themselves makes them engaged. One parent told me his child measures everything he can lay his hands on at home . After measurement, he would begin to calculate  . Things got out of hand when the television fell off. These method make class lovely, children interesting and active participant in the learning process, .Soon children will begin to love the subject


https://tobechispeaks./2020/08/31/the-making-of-a-terrible-teacher/

.how all these con carry concern his inability to secure a job since graduation?

hemarnuael:
I noticed since yesterday that my tecno spark 2 keeps showing charging but not adding any percentage. took my phone to carlcare today and they said they don't have the parts

.you don't have a phone repair shop around where you live?.

adenigga:
The Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC), on Monday revealed that it has uncovered a whopping N2.67 billion payment made to some federal colleges for school feeding during the lockdown when children were not in school, which ended up in personal accounts.

ICPC Chairman, Prof. Bolaji Owasanoye, made the disclosure Monday in his keynote address at the second National Summit on Diminishing Corruption with the theme: “Together Against Corruption and Launch of the National Ethics and Integrity Policy,” held at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

He explained that in the Open Treasury Portal review carried out between January to August 15, 2020, out of 268 Ministries, Departments and Agendas (MDAs) 72 of them had cumulative infractions of N90 million.

He said while 33 MDAs tendered explanations that N4.1 billion was transferred to sub-TSA, N4.2 billion paid to individuals had no satisfactory explanations.

According to Owasanoye, “We observed that transfers to sub-TSA was to prevent disbursement from being monitored.

“Nevertheless, we discovered payments to some federal colleges for school feeding in the sum of N2.67 billion during lockdown when the children are not in school, and some of the money ended up in personal accounts. We have commenced investigations into these finding.”

The ICPC helmsman also said under its 2020 constituency and executive projects tracking initiative, 722 projects with a threshold of N100 million (490 ZiP and 232 executive) was tracked across 16 states.
He noted that a number of projects described as ongoing in the budget, were found to be new projects that ought to have been excluded in order to enable government complete exiting projects; absence of needs assessment resulted in projects recommended for communities that do not require them being abandoned; projects sited in private houses on private land thus appropriating common asset to personal use, hence denying communities of the benefit; absence of synergy between outgoing project sponsors and their successors.

The ICPC chairman said in education sector, 78 MDAs were reviewed and common cases of misuse of funds were uncovered.

Some of the discoveries include life payment of bulk sums to individuals/staff accounts, including project funds; non-deductions/remittance of taxes and IGR; payments of unapproved allowances, bulk payment to micro finance banks, payment of arrears of salary and other allowances of previous years from 2020 budget, payment of salary advance to staff, under-deduction of PAYE and payment of promotion arrears due to surplus in Personnel Cost, abuse and granting of cash advances above the approved threshold and irregular payment of allowances to principal officers.

“We have restrained or recovered by administrative or court interim and final orders assets above N3 billion, facilitated recovery of $173,000 by the whistle blower unit of FMFB&P from an erring oil company, retrained £160,000 in a UK-bank in an ongoing interim forfeiture. This figures exclude quantum of recoveries on return or contractors to site as a result of projects tracking initiatives.

“It should however be noted that some of these assets are subjected to ongoing cases and where suspects proved their cases physical or liquid assets will be released in accordance with laid down laws, guidelines or court directives.”

He said in order to boost community involvement for its 20th anniversary, it launched in July, N20 million from ICPC 20 project with two main competitions aimed at provoking youth creativity and support for the fight against corruption. These were the National Music Competition and National Essay Competition for Junior and Senior Secondary Schools with Anti-Corruption or Integrity Clubs.

Source:
https://m.guardian.ng/n2.67bn-school-feeding-funds-discovered-in-private-accounts-icpc

.then let heads start rolling.

IamSoProlific:
Hello beloveths, please I will be very brief and straight to the point on this one.

There's this girl I started dating around August 30th last year, it was a distance relationship, we got along so well on phone, she appeared different, smart, brilliant, industrious and what have you when it comes to what a virtuous woman and one that knows what she wants at that. I totally thought she was the one for me, little did I know she's just the regular average girl hovering around pretentiously looking for whom to leech on.

Fast forward July this year, she relocated to my place with the hope of staying with me, I did it on purpose so I can watch her closely and we can plan on settling down because I planned on concluding the marital necessities with her by December.


When she came to stay with me, I noticed she was just the opposite of all she claimed to be while we spoke on phone, she played me, she gets Violently angered at every provocation and ready to fight, she just sleeps, eat, watch Tv and spend all her life on social media (Instagram,Facebook and WhatsApp), she has absolutely nothing to offer- not in any way to my life. I've already called the marriage quit in my head. She has anger issues, always feel attacked and ready for a fight....I have tried to change her, even took her to a therapist, but all to no avail, settling down with her would definitely end in doom.

Long story short, inasmuch as not to waste each other' s time, please house, how do I make her leave my house, I'm currently staying in Lagos, she came from Asaba to come live with me and this is her first time in Lagos, and she's not ready to leave, to her she's already my wife and not ready to go anywhere, I've tried to talk about her leaving, but she literally refused saying she can't just go back and that she gave up a lot to come stay with me( I really wonder what she gave up) I've stopped touching her long ago.

Moreso, the girl in question is dangerous, revengeful and very tricky (claiming to be smart), she once told me she's trying to figure out how to hurt her ex because he double dated, which made her to leave.

The case now made me understand sense needs to be applied so well while dealing with her. She always say she can never allow me to leave her, not while she's alive...

House please help me in the best strategy to make her leave my house without any violence or bad energy before the end of next month, I just can't contain her any more....

.you don chop tire abi? there is God ooo.

koyen:
My Uncle is Abroad But His Wife is always telling me Body no be Firewood and I wonder what she means -

Source: www.knowefritin.com

I kind of stay with my uncle and I have stayed with him now for more than 2 years. He got this Job abroad and decided to honour it and maybe come back after a while to get his wife and only child.

Its been 6 months already since my uncle left the country and his wife is always using this phrase whenever we talk, “Body no be firewood”…

Atimes we will be having normal conversations and then before I know it she is already saying “hmmm my brother body no be firewood o”…

Its always worse when we all sit in the parlour and watch a movie with the little boy and then they start kissing in the movie, the next thing you will hear is “my brother, body no be firewood o”.

I respect her so much and so far she has not made any advance towards me or try to do anything funny but no day passes without her telling me that body no be firewood.

I am a responsible young man and a good Christian and so don’t really understand what this is all about. I am sharing this incase there is a way I can help her out because my parents are not in Lagos and I can’t just leave yet or mess things up....

Source: www.knowefritin.com

.sure you don't want to take her statement out of context? there is thousands of interpretation to that statement.

GLeesMODEL:
The General Overseer of SRI Wealthy Nations Ministry Abuja, Pastor Prince Dickson, predicted Olamilekan “Laycon” Agbeleshe as the winner of the BBNaija season 5 from the first day of BBNaija Lockdown.

Read here https://www.nairaland.com/6018662/pastor-prince-dickson-laycon-bbnaija

Pastor Prince Dickson predicted Laycon winner of the BBNaija season 5 which was concluded a few minutes ago where Laycon won the grand price of N85 million.

The prophecy has affirmed some previously drifting expectation about Laycon’s planned triumph in the BB naija house.

The Pastor made the prediction on Wednesday 22nd July 2020 that Laycon will be winner of the Season 5 edition of Big Brother Naija.

Fans of other competing housemates then challenged the authenticity of the prophecy, as they called on Nigerians to disregard the Pastor’s Prophecy, stressing that it was a mere gimmick, while others hailed the prophecy.

Laycon was one of the 19 housemates who battled for the grand prize of N85M and has been announced the winner of the BBNaija Lockdown.

https://www.abujapress.com/2020/09/meet-nigerian-pastor-who-predicted.html?m=1

.should it also be God who revealed this to him?