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Teespice:
ffk and barcanista are one and same.

the similarities in their persona is glaringly obvious
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I would have agreed entrely with this premise, but for the fact that I have often noticed that FFK's written queen's English is better than that of Barcanista... For example, Barca has a habit of omitting the required "a" or "the" in some of his prose.

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doctokwus:
I am not even interested in these peripheral denials or rebuttals any longer.
What is certain is that from may 29,the greatest scandals and revelations in d annals of Nigeria's history would start coming to our screens and news stands.
These are just tips of d iceberg.Nigerians should start bracing up for earth shaking revelations soon from the likes of NOI, Madueke etc,when they start squealing on themselves.

Very well put. These would be my expectations too...the "doings" were just too blatant.

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Sanchez01:
As much as some comments have had me cracking, it has opened my eyes to a lot of things. I could remember someone saying "A man's word should be his bond."

Life is always an "horror movie"; the past would haunt at some point and this thread is doing wonders at the moment. I wouldn't want to imagine how the OP is going through almost all day.


Barcanista must be having a terrible day with this thread.

Very well said. I particularly like the part I've highlighted in bold characters.

(BTW, you have my respect, Sir - you have applied the quotation mark at the end of the quote correctly. A lot of folks leave the final punctuation out of a quote. Hmm, written grammar no easy o! )

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barcanista:
PreSident Shehu Shagari

“The army after toppling our democratic regime have no option but to install Buhari as head of state so as to avoid credibility problem especially in the sight of international community because of his being an epitome of integrity.“

President Goodluck Jonathan

“Gen. Muhammadu Buhari was a true patriot, respected former head of state & elder statesman & a nationalist.“

President Olusegun Obasanjo

“There are only 2 honest & reliable Nigerians. Myself & Buhari. All what PDP is saying of Buhari being fundamentalist is mere hot lies. They just fear let‘s go to jail “

"Muhammadu Buhari as a member of the Supreme Military Council and as Head of NNPC was by nature taciturn and introvert. But he took any work that was given to him very seriously. He is reliable as he is hardworking and honest, his path of moral probity and rectitude” Incorruptible

President Musa Yaradua

“Buhari was a big brother & a father to some extent that mean nothing in life & to the nation always other than good. So, I fear no harm from him.“

General Abdusalam Abubakar

“Buhari was honest & sincere in all his conduct that perhaps, only very few Nigerians could match in integrity.“

General Sani Abacha

“I have realise our collective mistake in over- throwing you. I have seen the terrible damage which our inaction caused to the Nigerian psyche. I am most sorry. Please, come & do what is best known of you. Patriotic service to the nation.“(PTF Inaugural Speech)


General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida

“If Buhari quit PTF job as he promise & as we knew him to mean his words all along, I support the idea of scrapping PTF as no one else can do the job as him.“
"I respect Buhari. He was my Boss .He was an honourable man. And I can say this anywhere”. -General Ibrahim Babangida

ALH. ISIYAKU IBRAHIM-PDP BOT Member

“As a member PDP BOT, i decided personally to donate the #5,000,000 to Buhari‘s campaign organisation because of my firm believe in his ability to right all the nation wrongs .
“Buhari is as clean as the book I am holding”

Prof Tam David West

“The issue of Gen. Buhari‘s presidency was always being dreaded by the criminals who looted the nation to stuppor by embarking upon campaign of calumny so as to smear his name with a view to denying Nigerians having a leader who can improve their lots.“

Sen Ahmed Makarfi-Fmr Kaduna State Governor, PDP BOT Member

“If the truth must be said, Buhari remain the only real threat to PDP wither he run for the presidency or not due to his wider followership among the masses that now hit the elite circle.“

Alh Balarabe Musa, Fmr Kaduna State Governor

"Now my task is to challenge all of us to ensure this man becomes President this year. General Buhari deserves to be given a chance. When he became Head of State after the 1983 coup, thousands of Second Republic politicians, including me were picked and locked up by the Junta. But even in kirikiri, I discovered that the NPN elements among us were giving bribe to prison officials to ensure they got double ration of food. It dawned on me that people who can offer bribes even in kirikiri have no reason to be our leaders. Buhari was vindicated"

Chief Femi Falana, Fmr President, West African Bar Association

"Buhari was a soldier of HONOUR. There are soldiers and there are soldiers. There are soldiers who are men of honor. The man (Buhari) has decided to commit 26% of budgetary allocation to education"





On Goodluck Jonathan

President Jonathan
'If I’m voted into power within the next four years, the issue of power will become a thing of the past. Four years is enough for anyone in power to make significant improvement, and if I can’t fix power, it then means I cannot do anything even if I am there for the next four years.”-

Chief Olusegun Obasanjo 2013
"Jonathan has failed to deliver on his promises to the Nigerian people ... of living of Nigerians, Mr. Jonathan had betrayed God and the Nigerian people that brought him to power, and has been pursuing selfish personal and political interests based on advice he receives from “self-centred aides”.-

Gen IBB
"The best we could do is to always sit with him in an environment that is really conducive and then give him advice, and I think I am glad to say that we are doing the best we can to assist him, while we urge Nigerians to be patient with Mr. President."-

President Museveni
“I have never invited the United Nations to guard our security. Me, Yoweri Museveni to say that I have failed to protect my people and I call in the UN …I would rather hang myself. We prioritised national security by developing a strong army; otherwise our Uganda would be like DRC, South Sudan, Somalia or Nigeria where militias have disappeared with school children. It will be a vote of no confidence in our country and our citizens if we can’t guarantee our security. What kind of persons would we be?”- President Museveni of Uganda attacking Nigeria and Jonathan in its handling of BH

Speaker Aminu Tambawal
“The President’s body language seems to be encouraging corrupt practices in the country

Fully quoted, just for keeps in my own library. And, Ol'Boy, am I glad all of this was written by the turncoat!

Hmm.

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@OP itsdumebi;

I don't even know where to start. But I'll summarize thus: I'm sorry, but if your type of budding politicians and level of analysts are the types the PDP has been breeding, then be rest assured that the PDP as a political party is done for, for a long time to come. No offense.

Good luck!

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No. 4.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/momfail.jpg

Some mother’s read to their toddlers, some make funny faces, and some show them what a bodacious booty is supposed to look like. Either this kid is looking for the Cheerios he lost earlier or he’s sticking a little dollar bill into his, presumably, mother’s G-string. They grow up so fast.

Hmm.

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No. 5.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/photo-fail-camera-LovePeddler-hospital-room7.jpg

Actually this selfie is not funny at all. Is it highly inappropriate to snap a selfie when your loved one is clearly in distress in what appears to be an emergency room situation? You bet. But maybe this is how the young girl was coping with the situation? Who knows? All we know is it is clearly one of the worst selfies of all time, and we hope everything turned out okay.

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Top 5 coming up...

No. 6.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/selfie_fail_28_9975720127.jpg

We actually find this selfie pretty darn adorable. I mean it was a good idea and a nice attempt at pulling off the classic, “Look I’m pinching the sun” bit. It’s not this guy’s fault that both of his eyes are extremely crossed and he misjudged the camera’s positioning. Give him some credit.

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No. 7.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/201408_5_.jpeg

And speaking of sitting there working out your business… We suspect this man is on vacation and so pleased by the fact he can see his own reflection while on the can that he just had to snap one off, if you know what we mean. Please notice the focus and concentration on his face. Please try not to notice the possible wet spot on his shorts.

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No. 8.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/drunk.jpg

We’ve all been here, right? You’re just sitting there minding your own business trying to do your business when a friend or perfect stranger decides to capture the moment. Um, also, are those bruises on that young girl’s thigh Please tell us that’s a funky tattoo and not bruises.

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No. 9.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Inappropriate-Selfies-Taken-At-Awkward-Moments-10.jpg

When we first saw this selfie we thought that a moronic neighbor decided to take the opportunity and pose in front of a perfectly good house fire. Then, upon looking at the reflection in the sunglasses and the coat this guy has on, we realized nope, he’s a moronic firefighter who took the opportunity to snap a selfie in front of a perfectly good house fire… that is still burning.

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olu4life:
Ahaa, where d remaining na?!

...sorry for the outage... Continuing...

No. 10.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chocoman.jpg

Okay, wow. What we’d first like to point out is that this is an old school selfie taken with an actual *gasp* camera. Second, I guess in order to really convince all the ladies he was a chocolate dream, this brotha found it necessary to actually pour chocolate all over himself. And third, what in the hell is his mother going to think happened when she washes his drawers?

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No. 11.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/cop-selfie.jpg

Most of us, when we get pulled over by a law enforcement officer, try not to cry as we rummage through the glove compartment desperately searching for our registration and proof of insurance. Not this kid – for him this is the perfect selfie opportunity. Can you say ballsy?

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No. 12.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/images.jpg

In a perfect world, BBQ Bathroom Guy and Cookie Bathroom Girl would meet, fall madly in love and live happily ever after taking ridiculous food-themed selfies in bathrooms all over the world. But we don’t live in a perfect world, and chances are neither will ever find someone who’s okay with bringing FOOD into a BATHROOM.

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No. 13.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/777d25a882eb08a33a330a8a78ea033a.jpg

Ok, are you thinking what we’re thinking? Take a close look at the short hair, position of the mouth, ample booty and thighs… Is it possible that maybe, just maybe, we’re looking at SuperFem out of costume? Have you ever seen SuperFem and this woman in the same place at the same time? We rest our case.

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No. 14.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/w43STq9.jpg

We agree that this young woman’s skirt and shirt ensemble is pretty enough to be snapped. But did she really need to take the photo right when that poor kids was getting an ass whupping for whatever it was he did? Looks like he is mid-float from the massive can of “didn’t I tell you to stop” that launched aerodynamically into the wall.

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No. 15.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Awkward-Selfies-8.jpg

Points we’ll give him: bothering with the guitar, pleasant relaxed smile, the believable use of tongs. Points we’ll take away: the hat and sunglasses, bringing chicken into a bathroom, beer on the grill, the entire photo. Leaving him with a negative 2. Next time chicken grilling bathroom guy, next time.

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No. 16.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Awkward-Selfies-25.jpg

There are only three scenarios we can guess are going on in this photo: 1) below him, just out of frame, is a rabid, snarling miniature dachshund 2) he’s auditioning for the role of koala bear in the school play or 3) he’s just weird. Seriously, just what the hell is going on with the youth of today?

Hmm

Dear Nairalanders;

I can't seem to be able to determine the most appropriate section for the subject, but here it is anyways... Enjoy!

Behold the selfie; that bold and wonderful homage to narcissism. What did we all do before we had iPhones and could take photos of ourselves anywhere at any time no matter the circumstances or if good taste was involved? How did we manage to not snap a quick shot in front of a burning building, at someone’s funeral, or in a public bathroom as the guy next to us was taking a whiz? We shutter (rim shot) to think what modern life would be like if we couldn’t document the amazing, the frightening, the absurd.

And speaking of absurd, here are 19 of the worst selfies of all time.

No. 17.

https://thevirallane.uniquephysiquesm.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Awkward-Selfies-12.jpg

We’re hoping this is not a joke, that this person actually exists, and that they were 100% “for real” when they took this selfie. The pink smart phone gives us hope that indeed SuperFem is real and out there, somewhere, perhaps snapping a selfie wearing a flowered pillowcase and holding a giant pink stapler right this very minute. We may never know the true identity, or gender, of SuperFem, but we can all rest a bit easier knowing he or she is delusional.

Continuing in my subsequent posts to this on here...

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starlingslimnet:
Just migrate to MTN pulse and start browsing unlimited

Thanks for the heads up, @OP. However, like ChikezieU has reported, It's NOT browsing free here, either.

Have you checked on your credit balance after a while, and you're sure you're not inadvertently using your credit to browse?

If your credit is not being affected:

1) What are you using your SIM in - your phone or a stand-alone modem? And which type, in either case?
2) Which are your APN and/or Proxy server settings?

Thanks in advance.

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Although I have always known – and experienced – bits and pieces of how to get one's goods purchased online via US-based merchants to me in Nigeria, the totality of this thread this far, has been a tremendous further eye-opener for me.

So, thanks for opening the thread, OP @voltron.

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My polling unit 017, Ikoyi, Lagos, as collated, sorted, counted, announced, and recorded in place by INEC:

President: APC–207; PDP–77; Invalid–18.
Senate: APC–213; PDP–81; Invalid–11.
HoR: APC–211; PDP–79; Invalid–13.

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No rain whatsoever here in Ikoyi, Lagos. And it's not threatening to rain, either.

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sayso:
The difficulty getting the card reader to authenticate registered voters and the delay from INEC officials to get to the polling stations may help the election to be declared inconclusive thereby canceling the election. The present administration will accept the decision and future date will be announced.

I call Bull$hit. (No disrespect.)

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Reserved...

Resrved...

I arrived my polling unit in Ikoyi, Lagos, at 8:05 A.M.

The place is well organized, with chairs already arranged for the comfort of intending voters. The security personnel (the Nigerian police, five-strong,) are already in place, and quite cordial.

However, no key INEC officials have been sighted as at this time (9:13 A.M.) So, the body of potential voters here has been building up (currently about 100 strong, attached photo) and waiting.

Will endeavor to keep this thread posted.

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ozo13:
I don't agree with ds assertion. In 2011 2 major Hausa aside buhari was in d race.ribadu and shekarau.it was like 3hausas sharing d northern vote BT not going to b like that in ds election. And dr is ds concept call CHANGE.dr was also no strong opposition in 2011 like we now have with many governors supporting d man.in 2011 PDP didn't have any internal problem.now dey do.DAT was y many governors left.in 2011 PDP was in majority both in senate n fed house of rep BT not like that now.I can go on and on.sorry for all d typo error. Typing inside a moving vehicle.

Very sensible thinking and additions - and quite well stated, actually, despite the 'moving vehicle' scenario. Well done.

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IbnSultaan:
G=Goodluck
M= Moves to
B= Bayelsa

A classic, LOL.

But, wait... why are most of these meme's/acronyms being better formulated for GMB - and to the "detriment" of GEJ?

Hmm.

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Jega further explained that hard copies of result sheets from the polling units would be scanned, converted to PDF format and put in a database, which [will] be made accessible for viewing an[d] download via the INEC website.

Just brilliant.

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Ozekhome warned Buhari supporters against celebrating prematurely as the High Court could overturn Saturday’s result if it finds Buhari lacked the requisite qualifications.

Seems lawyer Ozekhome himself is supposing already that Buhari may win the election. Hmm.

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