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Shebbs:
You See All Of Them Saying You're A SIMP My Brother Fear Them, Na Them Dey Give Woman Everything.

And so?
How does that invalidate their opinion?
Does that change the fact that OP is a simpleton?

Spherical77:
youths of this generation is truly gone. Why are you keeping romantic relationship at this stage of your life? Having relationship as a guy required financial resources. You don't want to be left out like your peers right? Having a relationship is a sign of success to you guys right? Even a toddler knows finances is key for a young guy to be in a relationship.

Nawa 4 una

Meaning that our girls here in Nigeria are up for the highest bidder.

prophetfire:
. Are you truely a virgin?

If she is, then my grandmother is also one.

moodyguy:
all these broke ass niggas still keeping girlfriends...i dont blame the galfrnd

So girls are all disabled and should live on the handouts given to them by their boyfriends abi??

virginprincess:
Before a lady goes into a relationship with a guy,the guy must have ask her out,didn't he know she's poor and wretched before asking her out.

Hmm, so relationship is now poverty alleviation scheme abi??

virginprincess:
Why would op have a girlfriend when he knows he is not financial ready for it,doesn't he knows that relationship involve resource.

Ehnnn, but are broke girl can be in a relationship bah?
Or does contributing to the financial resources exclude girls?
All this shout of feminism and some of you girls still totally depends on your boyfriend like a leech, feminism in the mud.

Note: You might not be one of the numerous girls that leech on their boyfriends, nevertheless it's a common practice among girls and should be condemned. Equality for all, irrespective of gender and in all situations.

Ezendimmuo:
Good day guys...
I am a Corper serving in Rivers state...
My girlfriend has been asking me when we would get paid as of last month...
Well
We got paid on Thursday..
She was asking me when I was going to give her her share...
Mind you..
This Rivers state government doesn't pay corpers..
Even my PPA doesn't pay...
I have to manage 33k in a strange land...which I why I actually ventured into side hustles...
Just this week alone...
I have sent her like 3k...
She became upset when I told her we'll discuss how much I'd give her later...
She said she didn't wanna talk tor and started giving me cold answers...
I respectfully hung up..

Am I selfish

Why not give her everything then, give her everything and let us rest. Una mumu never do.

Phock2sweet:
obembet abi ode-mbet, you must always use a performing player's name to attach to your flopnaldo in every topic why?


salah won d Carling cup, is in the fa cup final, UCL final and may win the EPL. but fakenaldo sank manutd to Europa league to play with gent, young boys, shaktar donesk, Frankfurt etc.


honestly ronaldo does not deserve to be there. his goals were meaning(mignolet).

without ronaldo united last season were second and went to UCL. penaldo came 6th and Europa.

argue with your private parts if you don't agree

Biles from midgetonians as usual. Ronaldo is not the reason the midget was exposed, don't die with your hatred guy. Ronaldo was the only positive United could point to this season, but your hatred for Man.Utd and Ronaldo will never allow you to see that but will rather continue praising your badly underperforming flop called Pessi.

43Ronin:
I frankly don't give 3 fúcks about you, Ukraine and Russia. My only issue is that the foolish Ukraine president is trying to provoke a world war. He has called on African countries to join the fight against Russia. Why? How Ukraine take epp the average Africa. And besides both countries have been living in peace for centuries how come when the fool became president of Ukraine suddenly war starts? Wisdom is knowing when you can't win a fight and living to fight for another day.

I don't give 2 shits about you too and I don't know you from Adam. The only funny thing that made me curious with your comment is your blatant show of hatred, hypocrisy and cluelessness.
You're asking me how Ukraine take Africa, let me ask you how Russia too take epp Africa??
You meant that the Ukrainian president should have capitulated and surrendered the country to the Russian invaders without any fight??
So if any man invades your home, you'll leave home forever in the care of your invader??
This your view is very warped and lack wisdom o. Do you also mean that if a stronger nation invade Russia like the Germans did in the second world war, then the Russians too should surrender without a fight?
All the best for you sha, but if any man invades my home hin go collect regardless of how strong he his. I'm no coward like you.

Kingsnairaland:
It all started with a deal between US companies and the Ukrainian government, according to which the Ukrainian government provided the land of eastern Ukraine to the US to drill for shale gas.

For this purpose, however, they had to evict about 5 million Russians from Donetsk and Donbas and follow them to Bleep, so as not to interfere with the production of shale gas.
But the Russians stumbled and did not want to leave their homes (especially since no one would pay them the cost of their homes and furniture) and rebelled.

The Ukrainian army was ambitious and began to re-educate them in its own way.
First he fired at them from tanks, then from GRAD installations, and finally he started bombing them with phosphorus and cluster bombs with SU 25 planes. About 37,000 people have been killed and wounded so far, of which at least 500 are children.

From time to time the Russians handed them some weapons so that they could defend themselves, and that was it. And so until the intelligence of Russia came the information that February 2022 tg. the entire Ukrainian army will attack Donetsk and Luhansk to appease them.

That is why the Russians had landed about 100,000 armies near their border (a little more army was concentrated in Ukraine not far away, but no one mentions it). And after no one attacked until February 17, Russia began to withdraw its troops on February 18. Yes, but on February 21, Ukraine began bombing Donetsk and Luhansk, registering more than 1,400 explosions.

And on February 24, the Russian army regrouped and entered Donetsk and Luhansk.
These are the facts. I could only probably add that Ukraine turned out to have developed its own atomic bomb and it took them a month or two to complete it.
Nuclear weapons specialists Ukraine has, like plutonium, the nuclear fuel used by nuclear power plants. In addition, 74 US bases and 26 biological weapons laboratories.

So you judge for yourself who attacked whom first and whether
Putin has not prevented a biological and nuclear catastrophe in the region!

I've read your write-up, but can you please provide a source for these accusations. Especially, that allegations of Ukraine bombing the Luhansk region on February 21? Not even the Russians said that, so I'm curious concerning the source where you got yours.

Kingsnairaland:
Volunteers in Ukraine, including Brits, are dispelling any swashbuckling romantic allure about a noble cause that can still end horribly �

‘It was a suicide mission’: life on the front lines for foreign fighters in Ukraine

It's now one month since the comedian stopped talking about the word "NO FLY ZONE"


God bless putin God bless mother Russia.

Propaganda as usual. Calling the invaders peace lovers, and the victims the devil. All this Putin urchins sef, Fuji house of comedy.

Ikem11:
It was never intention to capture Kyiv. If Kyiv was captured it's a checkmate for Putin . He gained nothing .

His intention is mounting pressure on Ukraine till they accept a negotiation of forfeiting Donbass .

With that Ukraine is handicap and forever be a puppet to Moscow no matter who they elect

Big misinformation, the plan was to invade and capture Kyiv using the DENAZIFICATION propaganda. Abeg no dey yarn wetin you no know baba.

43Ronin:
Yes, worse for the people & infrastructure of Ukraine. Russians still have 247 electricity, can still go to the park, movies and church. The Russian local football league is still on and Russians are still drinking vodka bare chested in daylight without the fear of missiles.
Zelensky is on a mission to cause ww3 but he has failed. He has become proud, he's ass should be impeached so that a new president can end the war.

What is this one saying laidis??
It's like accusing Afghanis concerning the innocent women and children killed by Americans. Very lame take.
So a set of people fighting to safeguard their country are idiots and should have surrounded themselves to barbaric invaders without putting up any resistance?
Hypocrisy is when you only see and report the atrocities of the West and decides to overlook the current one cos of your hatred. Nobody gives a fúck about us between the Russians and the West, they're all fighting for their self interest. The earlier you know this, the better for you.

Rollitout:
The use of nuclear weapon is so powerful that it can shift the earth away from its orbit.

Nah, this is misinformation mate. Nuclear weapons are not powerful enough to shift the Earth from its orbit, at least not the kind of nuke present right now.

Don't just end it at voicing out o, leave and divorce the idiot of a man too.

Giorgia:
And if you don't change your linens and towel as frequently as possible could lead to serious acne.

That routine of washing towels twice weekly won't work cos of my schedule o. I'll try to see if I can be washing it along with laundries every weekend sha.

cc: FutureIsFemale. Comman carry your role model o.

Giorgia:
Detty boy!
Me I have two towels too but I always change it at the end of every week.

Omo, the only consolation I have now is that I believe there are lots of people that take longer than that to wash theirs.

Giorgia:
Once a week with my bedsheets and duvet.
Anybody that does not wash their towel AT LEAST once in a week is a pig and not marriage material�

Once a week?
What of people like me that only wash towels once a month?
I have two towels sha.

chaddy16:
Omo. Na since 2019 I wash last oo

Are you fecking kidding us comrade?

Brytesp:
I don't. Never been washed before

Chai, this is definitely a joke.

Chaos14:
Once a month

We're in the same club boss, I wash mine too once a month. I also sundry it like 2/3 times a week too. Call me a dirty guy if you like, ion care.

Zyxsc:
Didn't read the story. Just wanna taunt this moniker cc: FutureIsFemale -> Mini-rapist gender

Abeg make I taunt her too.

cc: FutureIsFemale, food is ready o.

SolomonGrundy:
So you dey use electric cooker take cook for this buhari era ehn

Oga na electric cooker sure pass these days o, you've got to cut down the frequency at which you use gas cooker. Right now, electric cooker all the way if there's electricity.

plouchea24:
Pharma field is very interesting and quite challenging, especially the applied aspect and as a Chemistry graduate working in the production from R&, dispensary, compounding, processing, up to the finished PPs. But as an analyst you will only required to work in Control Dept as a Quality control lab analyst. Since you are have no experience yet, you could be applying as an intern. Goodluck

Thanks sir.

plouchea24:
Yeah. The work I do now... just clocked a year last February.. I got it few months after my service year by God's grace. Mind you, I works in pharma manufacturing company as the production Chemist.

Wow, that's good. I have the intention of working in a pharmaceutical industry too sha, probably as a chemical analyst. Ion have prior experience in that field o, but I studied Applied chemistry anyway.

dalass:
Please tell us that job... Just asking oh

Kidnapping job, abeg na cruise o.

School: Ladoke Akintola University of Technology

Course: Pure and Applied Chemistry

stinggy:
School - Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH)

Course - Chemical Engineering

Ladokite, what year did you graduate sir.

Lucasmuyiwaa:
What happened was that my Dad collected a brand new iPhone I bought from me February last year all because some uncivilized people like him keeps telling him the phone I use is very expensive and said it’s used by yahoo boys and which my Dad hate the word YAHOO.

Though , I felt very sad wondering why he would collect a phone from a 27 years old Son.

I pleaded to him severally to please give me back the phone and I also sent some of his friends which they value each other to him to please help me beg him to return the phone but he keeps telling them he’s not gonna give me and instead get me a small phone that doesn’t browse so as to stop having internet access.

After many Months of using a small Android phone which is very uncomfortable for me and hoping I will gather some money and get a better phone for myself anytime soon.

I waited for some months but couldn’t afford a better phone cuz I don’t want to buy a very low budget phone since I’m addicted to smooth browsing on my IPhone.

Then I tried to find solution for myself by going to find the iPhone he seized in his room even though I don’t enter his room anyhow.

God so good i got into his room when everyone wasn’t aware and I found the phone where he kept it and took it.

I started having conscience on it and asking myself if I’ve messed up.

I came to Nairaland to ask what I should do maybe to return the phone or keep it with me.

I found out some people blamed me for invading his room and getting m my stuff.

Some people told me to return it and never do that again.

when I was going to return the phone I found out that the whole house are back and it’s not possible to go there that time.

I don’t know what to do because it was a luck that nobody was at home that day.

I reasoned to my self maybe I should go and deliver the phone to him myself fearing if he found out the phone is no more there the issue will escalate and will be too late.

The next morning I took the phone to him and told him I find it using a device on the phone with another phone to track it.

He was very annoyed and said what I did was bad with a very cool voice and gave me the phone back himself.

After few hours he called me and said he put some Saudi Money (Riyadh) in the carton he hide my phone and he couldn’t find the money there and asked me if I took it.

I sensed he was trying to tell me that in order to know what I did was bad.

I told him I didn’t take any money there and I honestly didn’t see any money there.

He let me leave and said he will try to find it very well later.

Then just today he called my married elder sister to come to our house and wanted to have a meeting with us cuz we are just two from our late mother.

From his speech he said he can’t be seeing me not working since I’m a graduate and I should find something doing.

He knew I was into exportation of Petrol to Cotonou before the work stopped due to border close down and too much customs officials on the road.

So he started insulting me I’m just being idle and don’t want to work because I’m getting money from yahoo because he returned my phone to me to have internet access.

I accepted all the insults he did to me and didn’t argue with him not until he said if I’m a good boy I won’t go into his room to take my phone and even take his money he kept there the other day.

I then knew he meant that word that I took his money again and which I didn’t even take or see.

Then he began raining insults on me and begin to lay emphasis on the money that I took my phone and his money.

At this point I was very mad and couldn’t hold myself from keeping silence and then I had to break it.

I told him I can take everything he do to me but accusing me wrongfully I will never take that with a mini voice and suddenly wanted to hit me which I run from him to escape.

On running through the steps, he suddenly grab the big stool in the sitting room and dropped it on my head which nearly hit me . (If that stool hit me I don’t know what will happen to me )

But I managed to escape and he started raining curses on me and insulting my late mother for giving him a son like me.

My sister was there too and all she kept saying was I’m very rude to disclaim the accusations and defending myself and she also start insulting me that how dare should I talk when he’s talking.

After few insults he gave me so he came downstairs and started insulting me again while I stand not too far from him.

He quickly picked up a very big stone and a big plank on the floor threw at me which if these two objects meet me I will still be bleeding by now.

He told me with anger that I’m a bastard and cursed me saying it will not better for me and we can never sleep together in the house today and he left and went out.

So my stepmother returned and I narrated everything to her and made her known I’m leaving the house to avoid unnecessary violence again because I’ve been planning to leave the house due to everyday arguments and his nags.

The stepmother told me not to leave the house and rather he will talk to him and calm him down and everything will be fine.

I already made my mind to leave the house and stay at the hotel for some days because my friend which I could go and stay with has traveled last week and said he will be back today.

I got to the hotel and booked the room and having some rests then I saw my stepmother call and she said I should come home and we need to talk.

I sensed maybe she was trying to set me up and I told her I’m at where I’m going to sleep tonight because I just don’t want to come home today.

She said I shouldn’t even think that way and promised me nothing is going to happen.

I believed her because she knows I respected her and I knows she likes me.

Then she told me to come home and sleep and assure me no violence will happen as she just need to talk to me privately which I don’t have idea what else she want to tell me .

Now should I go home or just sleep at the hotel and probably not going to go to that house again soon if I sleep at the hotel today ?

The first thing to do is just apologize to him even though you might be right. Secondly, if you're able/financially buoyant enough to secure an apartment as soon as possible, just do that. You won't have total freedom while still living under the same roof with your dad, the freedom comes with a cost though. I grew up under a strict parenting too, so no big deal. But if you crave total freedom to do some things, you've got to get the hell out from under your dad's roof. Even till date, my parents still try to know the cost of any phone I'm using, even though I no longer live with them.

armyofone:
Remove your last picture - that isn't the way to show the world you made and ate coconut rice.

Show the food you cooked not the bones you cracked, chewed and spit back into your plate.

I dey tell you mate.

Sweetplum:
Trying to upload a short video but this site nos pentium 1

Omo, see how you broke all the bones without conscience, you no even pity those chicken bones. Oga o, next time add GRAPHIC PICTURE to the topic of your thread abeg.