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Christianity EtcRe: NL Traditional Religion Thread by DyingFetus: 8:17am On Aug 29, 2023
Anyone know of any amulets or substances for protection?
Christianity EtcRe: African Traditional Religion Thread. by DyingFetus:
Are there any amulets or substances one can get for protection?
Christianity EtcRe: NL Traditional Religion Thread by DyingFetus: 5:23am On Aug 29, 2023
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TravelRe: If You Have N10m Will You Still Japa? by DyingFetus: 5:07am On Aug 29, 2023
I'll use that money to buy lands and hoard them


Using that money to japa is a waste of money
RomanceRe: Why Does My GF Like To Smell Me? by DyingFetus: 6:23pm On Aug 28, 2023
That's your gf fetish

My ex used to fetishises about having sex in a cemetery
TravelRe: What About Singapore by DyingFetus: 5:58pm On Aug 28, 2023
Remove Singapore from your mind nigger


Better japa to LATAM or the Caribbeans
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DyingFetus: 5:05pm On Aug 28, 2023
Sirqt5:
shut up, THIEF
C0cksucker
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DyingFetus: 4:43pm On Aug 28, 2023
OhBritannia:
You season 1 is a solid 7/10 for me.

It's hard to believe but i just completed "You" season 1 and it's a nice series.

Indeed we live in a crazy world and funny enough, we have so many people like Joe in our world today.
Many people are married to people like Joe.
Many people are best of friends to people like Joe.
Many people are dating people like Joe.

It's even worst In a third world continent like Africa where the society and the government has made no significant provisions to protect us from people like Joe.

Why do we think we have so many blood ritual killings in NIGERIA?
Because Nigeria is filled with so many Joes.


The only thing i will have to tell y'all is to shine your eyes especially in our society and be careful.
I'm like joe but way worse except I don't kill
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by DyingFetus: 4:41pm On Aug 28, 2023
The terminator (1984) 8/10
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DyingFetus: 4:40pm On Aug 28, 2023
Sentry2023:
How do some of you have the nerve to still post on this thread after the repeated revelation of stealing pictures of food from the internet?

Do you even understand how dead you have to be on the inside to have that happen?
You're a mf nigger if you take everything on this forum seriously
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DyingFetus: 4:39pm On Aug 28, 2023
Halcyon123:
Brekie is served
Woke up with chicken craving and the son of man is laughing at me cry
Had to go with baby chicken even though the are not the same.
Bread coated with egg and yaji with coffee
You ruined this sweet meal by dipping that bread in a toaster
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DyingFetus: 4:38pm On Aug 28, 2023
Diamobd:
I pray God will touch someone's heart to help me have at least a meal. I'll deeply appreciate anything. 6324002819. Fidelity Bank. God's blessings!
There's this thing called Grindr on play store , easiest way to make some dough


Get some kneepads for much more
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DyingFetus: 4:35pm On Aug 28, 2023
ahnie:
The way beggers yaff invaded this thread....nawa o.
FamilyRe: What Is A Woman? by DyingFetus: 4:33pm On Aug 28, 2023
Mf on cheapass crack
FamilyRe: Send Your Son To Prison by DyingFetus: 4:29pm On Aug 28, 2023
Put that nigger in total isolation in a room locked with pad locks for 6months
RomanceRe: If You Know This Phone Then You Should Be Married (pictures) by DyingFetus: 12:46pm On Aug 28, 2023
Anny69:
Before I say thank you, what does Linus mean?
You're a liar dumdum
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DyingFetus: 3:32am On Aug 28, 2023
Mexican frijoles grin

RomanceWhats The Sluttiest Thing Youve Seen A Girl Do? by DyingFetus(op): 3:28am On Aug 28, 2023
I'll start


I saw a girl in a dorm lounge walked round, lay on a mattress and let anyone Bleep her. She was there for like 2 hours getting bleeped by guy after guy. grin
BusinessRe: Get Me This And You Will Be 3 Million Naira Richer. by DyingFetus: 10:14am On Aug 27, 2023
I've them but I'm not selling


Gonna hoard them for life
TravelRe: How Do I Migrate To Netherlands? by DyingFetus: 7:44am On Aug 27, 2023
Just remove Netherlands from your head because there's no way you're going there even in your dreams
CareerRe: Profession: What Do You Do For a Living? by DyingFetus: 3:48am On Aug 27, 2023
Cyber security for faangman
I just keep auditing web apps. grin
RomanceRe: How Did You Meet Your Boyfriend, Husband, Girlfriend, Or Wife? by DyingFetus: 2:27am On Aug 27, 2023
first gf met at a uni orientation party. She came from a family that was absolutely loaded and was SO needy that it completely ruined the relationship, like threatening to hurt herself if I didn't text her back within like 5 minutes. Bleep that. Lasted one year grin

Second gf I met while studying abroad in Colombia. She was one of the professor's teaching aides, but all she really did during the semester is translate shit. We did the whole LDR thing for 3 years until a friend contacted me with proof she'd been cheating on me for a while.

Third gf/FWB we met when she our waitress at a random work lunch outing. She was cool, but it didn't work out together. We stayed friends though although we cut out the sex after we found other SOs.

Fourth gf(current gf) we met in line at the grocery store. She was with her mom when I asked for her number and to this day I get a bit of shit for it lol.
PoliticsRe: Governor Soludo's Daughter, Adaora, Engaged To Arinze In Morocco - Photos by DyingFetus: 8:29pm On Aug 26, 2023
EmekaA125:
Okponu jati jati
Puta madre y :-)
RomanceRe: Body Odor by DyingFetus: 8:25pm On Aug 26, 2023
Tell her that she actually smells like a pig's faeces


When she feels bad for yourself, you the laugh at her
RomanceRe: Please I Need Advice On This Girl (guys & Ladies) by DyingFetus: 8:23pm On Aug 26, 2023
Befriend her in the sense she trusts you and look up to you as a big brother


Take care of her as an elder brother


Enroll her in any skull acquisition center
PoliticsRe: Governor Soludo's Daughter, Adaora, Engaged To Arinze In Morocco - Photos by DyingFetus: 8:05pm On Aug 26, 2023
EmekaA125:
Eleribu
C0cksucker
RomanceRe: Issues With Choosing A Life Partner by DyingFetus: 8:04pm On Aug 26, 2023
I'll teach her and mould her into a nerdy shy woman with my sweet loving popsicle :-)
ProgrammingRe: How Do I Stop My System From Consuming Much Data by DyingFetus: 8:02pm On Aug 26, 2023
Install Gentoo

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