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That's like asking to choose between a muffin and a doughnut

Learn to program in PHP

EmekaA125:
Awon oti ya werey gbogboyin??

Omo ale

LagosPrince:
Don't grow money, be growing beards.

E go clear for your eyes

Gerraouttahere you beardless boy toy

Look at this one


Even ordinary rema Is bigger than this gay called bona boy

I haven't paid for fuel in a long time


Company pays for fuel and I get to drive their pick up truck

You did yourself by having friends


You should only have one friend that could be your Co worker


Anything other that is a waste of time

Girls will do anything for a man with beard


Make I start day groom my own beard :-)

Look everyone at the glorified puppet the western puppeteers installed

dauntless15:
like which ones

KDE


Audacity


Gimp

dauntless15:
I don't have because I haven't seen a NY client to work for, I'm supposed to put my work in the portfolio but no clients, pls don't think I'm unserious, is there a way I get stuff to put in my portfolio without working with someone? Do I falsify stuff? That's why I need guidance, but I have a UI and ux design portfolio I put that on my Upwork profile already.

You can ditch upwork and design open source projects


Most open source projects design sucks


You could try that


If your work is good , people will recommend and refer you

Some of the things in the pic still attracts girls especially nerdy and shy girls


That kind of tv with a SNES or Nintendo 3DS hardware with VHS tapes of pre 90s horror and comedies movies .


Idk but I think that tv would cost more ,most hoarding boomers / gen z folks pay more for a working smaller tv like that with VHS player and tapes

I don't know how to ride a bicycle

I can swim but not that good at it


I can drive but I prefer not to atimes

I cannot fry plantain without tasting it

I can play chess and archery ( chess is a sport btw:-)

I can prepare swallow


I can prepare soup only egwusi soup

I can go a month without soda ( I did this for a year , lost 180 pounds now 75 )

I can go a week without alcohol ( been months since I took alcohol)

I cannot go a week without garri

Peugeot stopped making reasonable cars after the 505 came out

ahnie:
Break-fest

We must FAT

If you wan fat try born another pikin

Anny69:
Okay, would you accept my request now?

Nah

I'll blow up CBN with C4

No be everybody sabi cook am


E get person way go cook am , you go purge for 1 week straight

Grow up attaboy


I blame your father for not teaching you grooming

Because that's where tech companies and businesses are in : Lagos

Anny69:
I did. You never accepted my request.

You were diagnosed?

Do you have talents?

That was way too soon

Most of the things I post on here are fake


I was never diagnosed


I don't have talents but I do have skills

Anny69:
Show me your arm.

Apart from being a psychopath and a chronic attention seeker, what else is "cool" about you?

If you had followed me on IG, you would've seen my tat


I'm a psychopath but not chronic attention seeker

I'm way cooler than you think

UyaiIncomparabl:
I think freelance pays better than onsite jobs esp here in Nigeria where tech guys are grossly underpaid.

Freelance sucks way more

Onsite pays more

You no fit compare front end developer for Cowrywise and front end developer for upwork

Anny69:
Liar.

I do actually have one



Why would I make up nonsense??


There are cool things about me and if you happen to find out those things , you wouldn't keep your hands off me :^)

Anny69:
I love tats especially those on the arms and the ankle.

I've one on my arm

There are naija programmers that're low-key rich especially all these mid - senior devs

Check the lives of most senior devs
Their kids goes to expensive top notch schools
Their wives and girlfriends wear the most expensive

mexxy1:
Stealing picture of egg? What's the meaning of this?

Pissfck

Try day make your portfolio interesting like adding memes, gifs etc.