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FamilyRe: Please Help My Wife by DyingFetus: 12:08pm On Aug 23, 2023
Save up some money and start a fruit selling business for your wife
FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by DyingFetus: 12:07pm On Aug 23, 2023
white3663:
Abeg who can help me with a website where I can download free pdf books.

Pdfdrive no longer downloads books
Z library
FamilyRe: Men,why do you guys frequent bet houses? by DyingFetus: 12:06pm On Aug 23, 2023
Football is the reason why most men frequents a bet house

Most are ready to stake their life on a virtual fantasized game

You hardly see a man that don't watch football in a bet house

Only men that watches football you'll find in a bet house especially poor men
FamilyRe: If You Didn't See My Post Know That I Have Taken My Life by DyingFetus: 11:58am On Aug 23, 2023
Have you kys ??


Congrats if you did


You'll be one of the few to see paradise in heaven
RomanceRe: Guys This Is Why We Must Watch Women Volleyball (photos) by DyingFetus: 11:38am On Aug 23, 2023
Nigerian girls can never even when playing volleyball
ProgrammingRe: I Created A Website That Connects Local Craftsmen To Their Potential Customers by DyingFetus: 11:01am On Aug 23, 2023
There are already websites that does this already
ProgrammingRe: Companies That Hire Based On Github Projects Are Stupid. by DyingFetus: 10:29am On Aug 23, 2023
chim14:
You go find person to hire u no go see... Lol. You no even get money to pay talk more of hiring grin U dey here the make mouth...lol

Everybody nw wants to be Oga, who wants to work for sumbody. Na Nokia touchlight u go use take find person to hire.
Nigger STFU
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 6:03pm On Aug 22, 2023
Anny69:
I don't understand how that can be done. shocked
Well I can show you how it's done :^)
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 5:16pm On Aug 22, 2023
Anny69:
😂 Interesting.

How's petrification and oyakodon done during sex?
Petrification is whereby you make the vj assume a certain shape using your fingers


Oyakodon is Japanese role-play
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 3:28pm On Aug 22, 2023
Anny69:
Imagination wants to finish you. That's 69 tho.
Imagination indeed (^^)

I have PhD in 69 and I'm a self taught gynaecologist


69 entails lot of things both fun and unpleasant from weiner bouquet, sunnification, oyakodon, contortionism to petrification


With bologna transformation, I can reverse engineer a lesbian to straight asap
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DyingFetus: 1:27pm On Aug 22, 2023
Problem child 10/10


Everything home alone would have been
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 1:21pm On Aug 22, 2023
Anny69:
😂😂😂 You're hilarious. You know you need two vaginas for scissoring.
I'd use my lips on your vj while you'd do the same to my weiner
HealthRe: Have You Met Someone That Spits Saliva Every 5 To 10 Mins by DyingFetus: 1:01pm On Aug 22, 2023
Anny69:
I can't stand that.
SMH
I used to mingle with this fine girl used to be my neighbor that constantly spits out once she's in a moving vehicle and the sad part is that I usually drop her off at her dept before moving to mine
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 12:56pm On Aug 22, 2023
Anny69:
😂😂 Interesting. A girl as naughty as doja, and as thick as Megan thee stallion.
I've two bishs like that but they aren't in NG


I can role-play as a female for you but without your boo

I've got great scissors techniques
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 12:47pm On Aug 22, 2023
Anny69:
He does. You have a girl for us?
If only I knew your spec
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 12:41pm On Aug 22, 2023
Anny69:
I'm satisfied with my boyfriend's.
I doubt you're really satisfied


Wait till you try pure thick and uncut lead pipe from me

You'll def vomit your ovaries
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 10:55am On Aug 22, 2023
Anny69:
😂😂 You're a clown Eric.
I've a cool weiner ngl
You'll pretty much like it
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DyingFetus: 10:22am On Aug 22, 2023
ceelog:
Hello guys

Please i would like you to share the recipe for Point and Kill vegetable chicken. It is not peppersoup and not really a sauce.

It is one delicacy i wish to know how to cook using local spices and selecting the right vegetables.
Have you killed the shiken fess??


If so , deep fry ya shiken and make vegetable sauce to be served with
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 10:19am On Aug 22, 2023
youngsahito:
why not go to abbatiour for fresh blood.
No I want it fresh straight from the source
ProgrammingRe: Any One Ever Gotten A Job From Glassdoor by DyingFetus: 10:12am On Aug 22, 2023
If you're good with DSA, try Turing or Crossover
ProgrammingRe: Have A Look At This Stunning Portfolio I Build Using Windows 11 UI by DyingFetus: 10:10am On Aug 22, 2023
What's the real world scenario for this your project?
PropertiesRe: How Do You Manage To Pay Rent In This Bad Economy? by DyingFetus: 9:57am On Aug 22, 2023
Imagine paying rent to live on a natural resource


Why do someone have to pay for a natural resource??


It's sick tbh , what a capitalist society we live in


One day we'll start paying for air


The best thing to do while you're young is cut expenses , save and buy land


I believe that every man must have a land necessarily
RomanceRe: How Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 8:09am On Aug 22, 2023
IconicR:
Which hard drugs are you taking, let's start from there .
People are becoming soooo wild 😂
Ectasy
RomanceRe: Men, Do You Still Take Women On A Date? by DyingFetus: 8:08am On Aug 22, 2023
pocohantas:
I can't see women here ranting about how they can't do this and that for men. It is always your younger brothers being so angry and aggressive about it. If you want a date, I can take you for one. Na food you go chop, not human heart.

Anyway, my advice to ladies is to remain focused on the men that matter.
I dare you to take me out on a date :,-)
RomanceHow Can I Stop? by DyingFetus(op): 8:01am On Aug 22, 2023
I think about drinking blood all the time. I get heavy nosebleeds and I love the metallic taste that gets in my throat.

I eat girls out on their period and I cut myself sometimes to drink my blood
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Did You Accomplish This Year That You Are Proud Of? by DyingFetus: 3:54am On Aug 17, 2023
I buried my BBC in a big booty chick. Bent over. Deep in wet pussy.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Naked In Public Before? by DyingFetus(op): 3:36am On Aug 17, 2023
Chibuzoripob:
sad effect of Colo @3AM
Why are you gei Saar??
PropertiesRe: How Much Is Your House Rent by DyingFetus: 3:25am On Aug 17, 2023
I own a 3 room apartment in a good area in Anambra which I rent out and I live in a really old house I inherited. grin
Looking to buy a new house soon so my cousin can live in this one.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Naked In Public Before? by DyingFetus(op): 2:36am On Aug 17, 2023
chatinent:
Wetin you theif, tell me the truth.
How??
Idg
RomanceHave You Ever Been Naked In Public Before? by DyingFetus(op): 2:26am On Aug 17, 2023
For me it was when I bleeped a girl in a cemetery once, I don't know if you'd consider that as a public space.

Another was in a church camp , I was having a shower in river close by grin

Share yours if you may

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