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Messi vs CR7 This is for those that like to talk about stats. I didn't want to mention Ronaldo because he is nowhere close to Messi but I know someone will bring it up. He is considered to be a rival to Messi, a comparison I find insulting to be quite frank. CR7 is a great player though, I will give him that. In years to come, our descendants will laugh at us for comparing Messi with CR7. This is because they will watch for themselves without any inherited or pre-existing sentimental bias. Pretty much the way we laugh at ourselves for thinking the WWF/WWE was real wrestling, thats how other generations will laugh at us for comparing the two of them. No human being comes close to Messi, its likely none ever will. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2UT1AmyZFE |
Lionel Messi The Goat A short but beautiful documentary/Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4wTERfoPfA |
Lionel Messi vs Physics Is it his incredible pace, the ability to accelerate and decelerate at whim, the incredible balance, the way he weaves through several fully grown men like a hot knife through butter? Watch Messi work his magic in ways that absolutely defy belief. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq4ZpjLBt4I |
Lionel Messi: Extraterrestrial ! Official Movie Another compilation of incredible feats from the Maestro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3aETWhlsg |
Why Messi Is An Alien Watch this to see why absolutely no one comes close to Messi on the field of play. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXJqfTEgzo |
They say pictures are better than words. I give you videos. Measuring stats can only tell you part of the story. How do you describe a picture in such a way that another can see the exact beauty? How do you describe the taste of egusi soup? If I gave you the stats of the ingredients of the soup, does that tell you what it tastes like? When we say Messi is the best footballer ever, its more than stats. There are two general reactions. Either you agree or you don't. Those who don't generally fall into two broad categories - You have a football hero in another club and so you ignore the evidence - You dont understand football Whether you agree or not, I am presenting evidence for review. It may or may not change your mind but one thing is guaranteed; you WILL be entertained. Most of the clips you see here will be highlights demonstrating the impeccable play of Messi, and one or two will be more fact/stat based just for the sake of completeness. All criticisms that have been leveled at Messi are addressed. Be objective while you watch, have fun, enjoy! |
Pastorayojide:If we agree to close the markets will you agree to close your church? If yes, let's close the markets. Done. Great. Now, how do we eat? |
Romanoff:There are different kinds of besties. Some male besties are harmless. The problem is you usually dont know so to avoid problems, it's better to discourage such a bestie. Also, how can you have 4 besties? By definition theres only one. Are you sure we are talking about the same thing here? |
Romanoff:Nope. We are human beings with vulnerabilities. The bestie will usually pick a time to strike when the lady is emotionally distressed. |
funmisticqueen2:Clearly trolling |
Romanoff:It's not necessarily because the guy doesnt trust the woman, sometimes its because he doesnt trust the male bestie. Many of those people you call besties are just waiting for an opportunity. #tradesecret ![]() |
So OP, you're saying she's only awake for 5 hours a day (or she sleeps for 19 hours a day)? |
Why so much obsession? It's not healthy for your wellbeing. Develop yourself and the rest will follow. |
Long hiss. |
Akalia:You mean your compilation of poorly researched conspiracy theories? |
More like he exposes his ignorance. |
Here is another beautiful documentary on the greatest being to have ever kicked a football. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXJqfTEgzo |
It's rather unfortunate that we have this sentimental argument. Future generations won't even rank CR7 as even close to Messi. When I hear the comparisons, I decide not to argue since its obvious those arguing do not know football. Please watch, enjoy and be humbled that we got to see this man in our lifetime. There will probably never be another footballer like Messi ever again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq4ZpjLBt4I |
SpatialKing:You say? |
MadeINchenzen2:The joke is on you. You used both in the same sentence. I'm just responding to you. See yourself below. MadeINchenzen2: MadeINchenzen2: |
MadeINchenzen2:So the single guys are cheating against their will you say? |
MJBOLT: ![]() |
OP, guess who they are cheating with. Hint, it's not themselves. Let it be. |
marylandcakes:Lol. Dont kill it abeg. I had a similar experience and I wish I did something about it then. My sister had a cat and the father of the cat was a street away. The father was the biggest cat in the neighborhood while ours was the second biggest. Now papa cat had the liberty of strolling on the streets while ours was confined to the compound. The day papa cat saw ours (his own son) he came into our compound to challenge his son. A fight ensued, our cat lost. Papa cat was a street cat and bigger, ours was aje cat and a bit smaller. When we would hear the racket, we would chase the father away. One night I was coming back from reading when I saw our cat running away in a frenzy, it was dark so I couldn't see what he was running from. Zoom! He passed under our fence at a speed that made me shocked and then split seconds later, the father passed under in hot pursuit. That would be the last time I saw the cat. I try to imagine what happened. Did the cat get lost because he didn't know the streets, was it lost and then got killed by superstitious people? |
This is sad. Very sad. Says a lot about the state of education. Nobody would post this kind of absurdity unless he knew the caliber of people that would read it and fall for it. Worst part of it is using an innocent person's picture. Sad. |

