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SportsRe: Messi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op): 9:42pm On Apr 05, 2020
SportsRe: Messi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op): 9:34pm On Apr 05, 2020
Also in the spirit of fairness


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt9nE-AZe6g
SportsRe: Messi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op): 9:31pm On Apr 05, 2020
SportsRe: Messi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op): 9:30pm On Apr 05, 2020
7 Reasons Why Messi Is The Goat

Bonus Video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qezUVunF-ck
SportsRe: Messi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op):
Messi vs CR7

This is for those that like to talk about stats.

I didn't want to mention Ronaldo because he is nowhere close to Messi but I know someone will bring it up. He is considered to be a rival to Messi, a comparison I find insulting to be quite frank. CR7 is a great player though, I will give him that.
In years to come, our descendants will laugh at us for comparing Messi with CR7. This is because they will watch for themselves without any inherited or pre-existing sentimental bias.

Pretty much the way we laugh at ourselves for thinking the WWF/WWE was real wrestling, thats how other generations will laugh at us for comparing the two of them. No human being comes close to Messi, its likely none ever will.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2UT1AmyZFE
SportsRe: Messi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op): 9:27pm On Apr 05, 2020
Lionel Messi The Goat

A short but beautiful documentary/Movie


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4wTERfoPfA
SportsRe: Messi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op): 9:27pm On Apr 05, 2020
Lionel Messi vs Physics

Is it his incredible pace, the ability to accelerate and decelerate at whim, the incredible balance, the way he weaves through several fully grown men like a hot knife through butter?
Watch Messi work his magic in ways that absolutely defy belief.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq4ZpjLBt4I
SportsRe: Messi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op): 9:27pm On Apr 05, 2020
Lionel Messi: Extraterrestrial ! Official Movie

Another compilation of incredible feats from the Maestro


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3aETWhlsg
SportsRe: Messi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op): 9:26pm On Apr 05, 2020
Why Messi Is An Alien

Watch this to see why absolutely no one comes close to Messi on the field of play.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXJqfTEgzo
SportsMessi: The Greatest Ever To Play The Beautiful Game by Dyonne(op):
They say pictures are better than words. I give you videos.

Measuring stats can only tell you part of the story. How do you describe a picture in such a way that another can see the exact beauty?
How do you describe the taste of egusi soup? If I gave you the stats of the ingredients of the soup, does that tell you what it tastes like?

When we say Messi is the best footballer ever, its more than stats. There are two general reactions. Either you agree or you don't.

Those who don't generally fall into two broad categories
- You have a football hero in another club and so you ignore the evidence
- You dont understand football

Whether you agree or not, I am presenting evidence for review. It may or may not change your mind but one thing is guaranteed; you WILL be entertained.

Most of the clips you see here will be highlights demonstrating the impeccable play of Messi, and one or two will be more fact/stat based just for the sake of completeness. All criticisms that have been leveled at Messi are addressed.

Be objective while you watch, have fun, enjoy!
Christianity EtcRe: I Stand Against The Total Closure Of Worship Center by Dyonne: 8:17pm On Apr 05, 2020
Pastorayojide:
I expect more critics,keep criticising and pouring out more abuses. most of the people criticising me and my writeup don't even go to church nor regard God and the gathering of the church before the epidemic. I STAND ON THE FACT THAT IF MARKETS CAN BE OPEN FROM 10AM TO 2 PM, THEN CHURCH CAN BE OPENED. CAN'T CORONAVIRUS BE CONTACTED FROM THE OPENED MARKETS. STOP ALL POLITICAL HYPOCRISY
If we agree to close the markets will you agree to close your church?

If yes, let's close the markets. Done. Great. Now, how do we eat?
RomanceRe: Sisi Mi, Before You Say That Bobo Is Boring by Dyonne: 6:16pm On Apr 05, 2020
Romanoff:
So why can't any of the guys I spoke of be besties?

I've got two male besties and two female besties. They are also engaged to be married and our friendship is pure.

So the woman also gets to "tweak" the man like she's calibrating medications?
There are different kinds of besties. Some male besties are harmless. The problem is you usually dont know so to avoid problems, it's better to discourage such a bestie.

Also, how can you have 4 besties? By definition theres only one. Are you sure we are talking about the same thing here?
RomanceRe: Sisi Mi, Before You Say That Bobo Is Boring by Dyonne: 6:12pm On Apr 05, 2020
Romanoff:
The it speaks less of the woman of she gives herself up to be a woman of easy virtue. She might not be worth your time after all.
Nope. We are human beings with vulnerabilities. The bestie will usually pick a time to strike when the lady is emotionally distressed.
RomanceRe: Help:- This Happening To my Laps After Sex with my Boyfriend [picture] by Dyonne: 12:28am On Apr 05, 2020
funmisticqueen2:
OR you just trolling. If that's the case, carry on.
Clearly trolling
RomanceRe: Sisi Mi, Before You Say That Bobo Is Boring by Dyonne: 12:25am On Apr 05, 2020
Romanoff:
I was okay with all you said until I saw the male bestie part and then, some of your comments made it look like a woman can't have a life just cause she's hoping to get married.

A woman can have a male bestie and it will be a pure friendship. Any man who can't handle a woman who has a male beat friend should just leave her alone and go for one who doesn't.

Why should a woman throw her friendship away because of relationship that might end tomorrow.

Instead of controlling the crowd she moves with, why not look around for a woman who flows with your kind of crowd?

This kind of thinking makes it looks like a man should change a woman to suit him.

How about you look for woman that suits you in the first place?
It's not necessarily because the guy doesnt trust the woman, sometimes its because he doesnt trust the male bestie.

Many of those people you call besties are just waiting for an opportunity. #tradesecret grin
RomanceRe: I by Dyonne: 12:20am On Apr 05, 2020
So OP, you're saying she's only awake for 5 hours a day (or she sleeps for 19 hours a day)?
RomanceRe: How Much Has Nairaland women Confused You Guys? by Dyonne: 12:15am On Apr 05, 2020
Why so much obsession?

It's not healthy for your wellbeing.

Develop yourself and the rest will follow.
RomanceRe: . by Dyonne: 9:58pm On Apr 04, 2020
Long hiss.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 'Exposes' Coronavirus And 5G Network (Video) by Dyonne: 9:41pm On Apr 04, 2020
Akalia:
spoiler get a life.
I have one thank you.

Live yours in rationality, not in fear mongering.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 'Exposes' Coronavirus And 5G Network (Video) by Dyonne: 8:19pm On Apr 04, 2020
Akalia:
My forthcoming new eBook will expose the hidden sinister cause of the convid-19. Truly there is a new world order already taking shape. There are some major world powers working round the clock to enforce it subtly. Stay tuned.
You mean your compilation of poorly researched conspiracy theories?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome 'Exposes' Coronavirus And 5G Network (Video) by Dyonne: 8:18pm On Apr 04, 2020
More like he exposes his ignorance.
RomanceRe: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Dyonne: 2:20pm On Apr 04, 2020
RomanceRe: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Dyonne: 2:19pm On Apr 04, 2020
RomanceRe: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Dyonne: 2:18pm On Apr 04, 2020
Here is another beautiful documentary on the greatest being to have ever kicked a football.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXJqfTEgzo
RomanceRe: Messi VS Ronaldo: Kaka Picks Messi Ahead Of Ronaldo Despite Real Madrid Links by Dyonne: 2:17pm On Apr 04, 2020
It's rather unfortunate that we have this sentimental argument.

Future generations won't even rank CR7 as even close to Messi. When I hear the comparisons, I decide not to argue since its obvious those arguing do not know football.

Please watch, enjoy and be humbled that we got to see this man in our lifetime. There will probably never be another footballer like Messi ever again.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq4ZpjLBt4I
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Bala Mohammed Speaks From Isolation (Video, Pictures) by Dyonne: 4:48am On Apr 04, 2020
SpatialKing:
Abba K should do same.... Seriously Covid-19 doesn't kill blacks like its kills the white.
You say?
RomanceRe: Guys, Come In... Watch Me Help You Expose Her Cheating Tricks. Thank Me Later ! by Dyonne: 11:49pm On Apr 03, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
u can't use the term cheating & Single guys in one sentence cheesy
The joke is on you. You used both in the same sentence. I'm just responding to you. See yourself below.

MadeINchenzen2:
It cant be. They re busy cheating with single guys who wishes to be left alone.cheesy
MadeINchenzen2:
No, they cheat with single cool dudes. These babes have sworn never to stick to one guy.cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys, Come In... Watch Me Help You Expose Her Cheating Tricks. Thank Me Later ! by Dyonne: 7:26pm On Apr 03, 2020
MadeINchenzen2:
It cant be. They re busy cheating with single guys who wishes to be left alone.cheesy
So the single guys are cheating against their will you say?
RomanceRe: I'm In Shock. Asked Her out and she Said This.(pictures ) by Dyonne: 7:19pm On Apr 03, 2020
MJBOLT:
it means welcome to the friend zone grin
grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Come In... Watch Me Help You Expose Her Cheating Tricks. Thank Me Later ! by Dyonne: 7:16pm On Apr 03, 2020
OP, guess who they are cheating with.

Hint, it's not themselves.

Let it be.
PetsRe: My Neighbours Cat Is A Bully, What Should I Do? by Dyonne: 7:03pm On Apr 03, 2020
marylandcakes:
The male cat must have sensed that I’m out to get him, I’ve not seen him in my garden for the last couple of days. Let it keep running if it knows what is good for it.
Lol. Dont kill it abeg.

I had a similar experience and I wish I did something about it then.

My sister had a cat and the father of the cat was a street away. The father was the biggest cat in the neighborhood while ours was the second biggest.
Now papa cat had the liberty of strolling on the streets while ours was confined to the compound. The day papa cat saw ours (his own son) he came into our compound to challenge his son. A fight ensued, our cat lost. Papa cat was a street cat and bigger, ours was aje cat and a bit smaller.

When we would hear the racket, we would chase the father away. One night I was coming back from reading when I saw our cat running away in a frenzy, it was dark so I couldn't see what he was running from. Zoom! He passed under our fence at a speed that made me shocked and then split seconds later, the father passed under in hot pursuit.

That would be the last time I saw the cat. I try to imagine what happened. Did the cat get lost because he didn't know the streets, was it lost and then got killed by superstitious people?
RomanceRe: He Paid Me Four Million To Sleep With His Dog And Now I Think I Am Pregnant by Dyonne: 6:55pm On Apr 03, 2020
This is sad.

Very sad.

Says a lot about the state of education. Nobody would post this kind of absurdity unless he knew the caliber of people that would read it and fall for it.
Worst part of it is using an innocent person's picture.

Sad. cry

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