₦airaland Forum

Check out the look on the Dutch keeper's face when he dribbled that guy.

Good development, but thereis nothing first about it.

If someone wakes up by 10am and looks around, he doesnt go ahead to proclaim first to wake up, others have already gone to work.

Can we say Ghana was just unlucky to be in the wrong group.

Ghana's performance against Germany was phenomenal.

Klose a German erases Ronaldo's record by beating Brazil.

How painful.

7-0

"If your name starts with a K you just might get a goal"

Wait it is just 37 mins of play

I predict 10- 0


Ghana try oh!

It is all over for Brazil!

Brasil has no defence 3 0

Where did you hear it?

Whatever the case resignation does not exonerate him from prison.

That is where all Boko supporters will end up.

This is the reason why the SW will continue to decline in the educational sector.

You don't play dirty politics with your children's future.

Opon Imo is a total scam.

The story just keeps changing.

That rascal belongs to the motor park.

Unified school uniforms, are we practising communism.

That is about 20years to come.

Gates how optimistic of you.

These banks would have even ranked higher if not for Sanusi's incompetence.

fairheven: wt was The conditions of OCEANIC,BANK PHB,SPRING BANK,INTER-Continental,AFRIBANK,FIRST INLAND,before SANUSI came on board,and wt are the conditions of these Banks wen he left office?

Thank you so much.

Only Anioma state should be created.
The rest should be scrapped.

Ibadan and agbero.

He should be in jail.

For inciting violence.

A zenith of fugliness.

Dem plenty for Ibadan sha.

What?!

LeOstrich: egift how far, any update on faith belle?

supporter of APC

That's true.

He claimed she was heavily pregnant, yet Faith is yet to give birth.

Janjaweedians and lies.

Mogidi: Time for Tinubu to form another party, I suggest he names it MWFMP (Mugus Will Follow Me Party).

Looks like a toy train on a piece of concrete slab that leads to no where.

Amaechi should be jailed for this colossal waste of public funds.

Any further division of the existing SE states will only foster disunity.

What we need is an addition in the name of Anioma.

APC
Is too desperate for power.

They are gradually ruining this country.

hrhobi1: who told you we want you to die for us? Are the soldiers not paid? Na free? Did anyone force them from their parents houses to join the army?. You sound like a kid. Nigera has no army . What we have are unifrom men and women who are trained to punish innocent civilians.

Are they not paid?
Really, is that what you come up with?

That is very insensitive.

iwonbaoko: ACT I Scene I
Presidential Suite Aso Rock Abuja
Mama Peace: What is it dat I yam hearing again they say that soja are burning buses in Lagos. I hope this Boko Haram people neva reach Lagos oo. Na so dem go come follow water go Okrika.
GEJ: Don't mind them darling how can soldiers be burning buses.It is not possible. Even if soldiers are burning buses America will know and they haven't informed me.
Mama Peace: Are you sure? I don't trust all dis oyinbo oo! We must do something! I know what to do!
GEJ: (Shakes head vigorously) Do! What are you going to do you know I am the Commander-in...........

Mama Peaceinterrupts,laughing) Commander-in gini?? Jona ,Jona,. We are talking serious matter you are joking

GEJ: So what are you going to do the last time you "did something" that is how all these small children started making album and video all over the internet. Only God knows what they will do if you do something again
Mama Peace; (Gets angry ) Jona you are not graceful
GEJ: Graceful??
Mama Peace:Yes You are not graceful. After everything that I did for you ; I bought you shoes and package you to Aso Rock.Now you are telling me you are Commanding the Chiefs
GEJ: Commander in Chief .
Mama Peace; Abeg make I hear word .. Me I must do something ooo.
GEJ: What are you going to do
Mama Peace: You will arrange a meeting for me with the soldiers and the drivers you know me my own is to make peace.Anywhere there is burning we must quench it .


GEJ : Meeting with soldier?
Mama Peace :YES!
GEJ: And driver?
Mama Peace : Eh hen your head is dia!
GEJ: With you?Haa!
Mama Peace:Jonaaa why you dey do like this naaa? you two fear, Eeyaa! Atink u be commanding the chiefs.
GEJ; Yes ,let me meet with the soldiers and you can meet with the drivers. You know those soldiers they get angry easily.If they see the driver here they can burn this place down
Mama Peace. Ok I will meet the driver
Act 1 SceneII
Conference Hall Aso Rock.
Present; Mama Peace
Drivers, 1,2 3 4 5
LAGBUS Manager
Dr Doyin Okupe
Asari Dokubo
Mama Peace : I thank all of you for answering my call.It is only a bad child whose mother will call him and he will not come. Atink all of you know me I be Mama Peace ya momi.Please make everybody introduce himself.

Everybody introduces themselves

Mama Peace; The reason call all of you is this matter of burning bus! Why are you burning,burning? Everytime burn burn burn in this Lagos.Always Lagos

Asari : Yes,Lagos!!

Driver 1 ; (Speaks yoruba lift two hands up "Tuale" Style)
Iyanla ,Woman leader e wo awa ko la jo moto o! Awon soja lo jo moto
Mama Peace: (Looks at Doyin Okupe) Wetin ya broda talk??
Doyin Okupe: (Embarrassed,sweating) He said dat he was not the one that burn the bus
Mama Peace: I no hear Yoloba but I hear "Woman leader" I am not woman leader I am the First lady
Doyin Okupe : Yes ma
Mama Peace : Tell him that I am not woman leader
Doyin Okupe : Abi oloriburuku ni Iya e tani woman leader First lady ni ko pe won oo!
Mama Peace : So none of the driver can speak English
Driver 1: Laughs) ah aha! Woman L...., First Lady Shukoodi wa larin wa to gbo geesi dada
Doyin Okupe : Interrupts) Who is Chukwudi?
Driver 2 : I am Chukwudi Sir
Asari : Which one of you is conductor
LAGBUS Manager: There is no conductor
Mama Peace; No conductor?
LAGBUS Manager ; Yes ma
Mama Peace: What of Agburu
LAGBUS Manager : We don't use Agbero
Mama Peace : What is Agbero?
LAGBUS Manager : I thought you ask of Agbero we use ticket
Mama Peace you are correcting my English ,It is not Agburu??
LAGBUS Manager ;Sorry Ma
Mama peace: No Agburu,No conductor what of passenger?
Driver 1 : Ah Iya gbogbo awon passenger lo ja danu.Eyin gaan te je First lady ti e ba ri oju awon soja yen e ma to sara
Mama Peace: Dr Okupe??
Doyin Okupe: He said the passengers are still in Lagos
Mam Peace: Looks at Lagbus Manager) : The passenger still dey Lagos.?
LAGBUS Manager: Yes ma
Mama Peace : Hmm! So na only you and the driver dem drive come
LAGBUS Manager ; Nods
Asari : Explodes) I talk am dem no burn anything. Dem no burn anything.
Mama Peace: How can they burn 5 buses and there is no passenger or conductor?
Remember as I say the other time,There is God.(laughs and looks at Chukwudi). Nwanem I know you will tell me the truth.What did you see?
Driver 2. I didn't see anything o I go collect tyre from fokaa when..........
Mama Peace; Eh hen ! Tyre , They are burning tyre.Its tyre they are burning and you people say theyy burn 5 buses. Jona talk am na!He say America will know if they burn moto. All this tyre that you people are burning ! Chai!! Diaris god oo!!!!!!!!!

Pls wake me up at the end.

There must be something about that man's frog eyes that keep people constantly hypnotised.