₦airaland Forum

Where did you hear it?

Whatever the case resignation does not exonerate him from prison.

That is where all Boko supporters will end up.

This is the reason why the SW will continue to decline in the educational sector.

You don't play dirty politics with your children's future.

Opon Imo is a total scam.

The story just keeps changing.

That rascal belongs to the motor park.

Unified school uniforms, are we practising communism.

That is about 20years to come.

Gates how optimistic of you.

These banks would have even ranked higher if not for Sanusi's incompetence.

fairheven: wt was The conditions of OCEANIC,BANK PHB,SPRING BANK,INTER-Continental,AFRIBANK,FIRST INLAND,before SANUSI came on board,and wt are the conditions of these Banks wen he left office?

Thank you so much.

Only Anioma state should be created.
The rest should be scrapped.

Ibadan and agbero.

He should be in jail.

For inciting violence.

A zenith of fugliness.

Dem plenty for Ibadan sha.

What?!

LeOstrich: egift how far, any update on faith belle?

supporter of APC

That's true.

He claimed she was heavily pregnant, yet Faith is yet to give birth.

Janjaweedians and lies.

Mogidi: Time for Tinubu to form another party, I suggest he names it MWFMP (Mugus Will Follow Me Party).

Looks like a toy train on a piece of concrete slab that leads to no where.

Amaechi should be jailed for this colossal waste of public funds.

Any further division of the existing SE states will only foster disunity.

What we need is an addition in the name of Anioma.

APC
Is too desperate for power.

They are gradually ruining this country.

hrhobi1: who told you we want you to die for us? Are the soldiers not paid? Na free? Did anyone force them from their parents houses to join the army?. You sound like a kid. Nigera has no army . What we have are unifrom men and women who are trained to punish innocent civilians.

Are they not paid?
Really, is that what you come up with?

That is very insensitive.

iwonbaoko: ACT I Scene I
Presidential Suite Aso Rock Abuja
Mama Peace: What is it dat I yam hearing again they say that soja are burning buses in Lagos. I hope this Boko Haram people neva reach Lagos oo. Na so dem go come follow water go Okrika.
GEJ: Don't mind them darling how can soldiers be burning buses.It is not possible. Even if soldiers are burning buses America will know and they haven't informed me.
Mama Peace: Are you sure? I don't trust all dis oyinbo oo! We must do something! I know what to do!
GEJ: (Shakes head vigorously) Do! What are you going to do you know I am the Commander-in...........

Mama Peaceinterrupts,laughing) Commander-in gini?? Jona ,Jona,. We are talking serious matter you are joking

GEJ: So what are you going to do the last time you "did something" that is how all these small children started making album and video all over the internet. Only God knows what they will do if you do something again
Mama Peace; (Gets angry ) Jona you are not graceful
GEJ: Graceful??
Mama Peace:Yes You are not graceful. After everything that I did for you ; I bought you shoes and package you to Aso Rock.Now you are telling me you are Commanding the Chiefs
GEJ: Commander in Chief .
Mama Peace; Abeg make I hear word .. Me I must do something ooo.
GEJ: What are you going to do
Mama Peace: You will arrange a meeting for me with the soldiers and the drivers you know me my own is to make peace.Anywhere there is burning we must quench it .


GEJ : Meeting with soldier?
Mama Peace :YES!
GEJ: And driver?
Mama Peace : Eh hen your head is dia!
GEJ: With you?Haa!
Mama Peace:Jonaaa why you dey do like this naaa? you two fear, Eeyaa! Atink u be commanding the chiefs.
GEJ; Yes ,let me meet with the soldiers and you can meet with the drivers. You know those soldiers they get angry easily.If they see the driver here they can burn this place down
Mama Peace. Ok I will meet the driver
Act 1 SceneII
Conference Hall Aso Rock.
Present; Mama Peace
Drivers, 1,2 3 4 5
LAGBUS Manager
Dr Doyin Okupe
Asari Dokubo
Mama Peace : I thank all of you for answering my call.It is only a bad child whose mother will call him and he will not come. Atink all of you know me I be Mama Peace ya momi.Please make everybody introduce himself.

Everybody introduces themselves

Mama Peace; The reason call all of you is this matter of burning bus! Why are you burning,burning? Everytime burn burn burn in this Lagos.Always Lagos

Asari : Yes,Lagos!!

Driver 1 ; (Speaks yoruba lift two hands up "Tuale" Style)
Iyanla ,Woman leader e wo awa ko la jo moto o! Awon soja lo jo moto
Mama Peace: (Looks at Doyin Okupe) Wetin ya broda talk??
Doyin Okupe: (Embarrassed,sweating) He said dat he was not the one that burn the bus
Mama Peace: I no hear Yoloba but I hear "Woman leader" I am not woman leader I am the First lady
Doyin Okupe : Yes ma
Mama Peace : Tell him that I am not woman leader
Doyin Okupe : Abi oloriburuku ni Iya e tani woman leader First lady ni ko pe won oo!
Mama Peace : So none of the driver can speak English
Driver 1: Laughs) ah aha! Woman L...., First Lady Shukoodi wa larin wa to gbo geesi dada
Doyin Okupe : Interrupts) Who is Chukwudi?
Driver 2 : I am Chukwudi Sir
Asari : Which one of you is conductor
LAGBUS Manager: There is no conductor
Mama Peace; No conductor?
LAGBUS Manager ; Yes ma
Mama Peace: What of Agburu
LAGBUS Manager : We don't use Agbero
Mama Peace : What is Agbero?
LAGBUS Manager : I thought you ask of Agbero we use ticket
Mama Peace you are correcting my English ,It is not Agburu??
LAGBUS Manager ;Sorry Ma
Mama peace: No Agburu,No conductor what of passenger?
Driver 1 : Ah Iya gbogbo awon passenger lo ja danu.Eyin gaan te je First lady ti e ba ri oju awon soja yen e ma to sara
Mama Peace: Dr Okupe??
Doyin Okupe: He said the passengers are still in Lagos
Mam Peace: Looks at Lagbus Manager) : The passenger still dey Lagos.?
LAGBUS Manager: Yes ma
Mama Peace : Hmm! So na only you and the driver dem drive come
LAGBUS Manager ; Nods
Asari : Explodes) I talk am dem no burn anything. Dem no burn anything.
Mama Peace: How can they burn 5 buses and there is no passenger or conductor?
Remember as I say the other time,There is God.(laughs and looks at Chukwudi). Nwanem I know you will tell me the truth.What did you see?
Driver 2. I didn't see anything o I go collect tyre from fokaa when..........
Mama Peace; Eh hen ! Tyre , They are burning tyre.Its tyre they are burning and you people say theyy burn 5 buses. Jona talk am na!He say America will know if they burn moto. All this tyre that you people are burning ! Chai!! Diaris god oo!!!!!!!!!

Pls wake me up at the end.

There must be something about that man's frog eyes that keep people constantly hypnotised.

Thank God no life was lost.

This Lagos phenomenon is beginning to creep into the SE.

I hope omonile contractors have not starting finding their way to Onitsha.

neupert: And you think this is progress, we have a long way to go.
Have you been to the road recently and less i forget what happen to the train that was commissioned by the VP sAMBO recently.

Your brothers vandalised the train, didn't you hear about it?

Anambra is truly the light of the nation.

Even a 2 year old babbler knows that Fashola is stooge

MisterLongman: Yeah you are right........ It looks more like those gobbles small children receives as gifts from father christmas

So true

youngRx: but seriously.....i dont tink releasing the movie is such a good idea fa. reading the violence in the novel alone made me hv an entirely different impression about the north....some sort of hatred so to say....den i stoped reading d book.
considering the fact that many nigerians dnt like reading novels i bet many dnt knw d content of d book. makin it into a movie wil giv many access to d content and u can guess d type of bad blood its gona cause between d easterners and northerners. its jst gona stir up bad memories which we hv tried so hard to forget. i tink dey shud kip d film on hold for somtym except if d film is not as violent as d book. i remenber a recent occurence in ABU were a particular novel was recomended for 100level english and comm skills. d book almost caused a riot becos it content brought bk bad memories of d wrong don to the north (or so i heard) d skul hs to witdraw d novel n recomend a new one for dem. pls nigerians are very sentimental piple; quick to react so lets not bring bk d bad memories pls. tnk u

Some things can never be swept under the carpet.

Besides you are naive to think that people do not know what happened during the war, heck, the people who fought in the war are still alive and the memories are evergreen.

SEasterners value human life and will not go on a killing spree because of a movie that reiterates what they have always known.

The movie tells history as it is and should be accepted in good fate to help bring some form of closure.

The humiliation of Tinubu a common thief who has held a whole tribe spellbound continues.

Creation of more states means more funds being diverted for recurrent rather than capital expenditure.

For a country like Nigeria this is counterproductive.

We can maintain equity by sharing allocation based on geopolitical zones.

Further balkanizing states that are struggling to maintain even basic infrastructure like rural roads and state hospitals has less advantages.