₦airaland Forum

jimohibrahim:
FEB 14th(Valentine day) Is Around The Corner, Now You Will See Diffrnt Funny Break Ups..lol

Guys Are Like:

1* You saw me sweeping my room n you neva care 2 collect the broom and finish the sweeping, Its over

2* Y0u d0nt bend properly when u sweep n greet moi mama, y0u'll have Pride issues, & i Cant marry a proud woman, *its over*

3* Did U jst call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done *its over*

4* My mum checked my future, y0u are not in it. *its 0ver*.

5* Baby my mum says that there are a lot of witches in y0ur village so we cant go out anymore *its 0ver*

6* Why would u tell me to watch champions league when Man utd is not dere ! U want to mock me abi? Its over btw us

7* U smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. ...we are d0ne *its 0ver*

8* U don't use ma picture as y0ur dp, its over!

9* Get another fool to be buying U suya *barbeque* every night, I don tire. *its over*

10* I gave you two eggs,told you to boil one and fry the other one,but instead, you boiled the one you were supposed to fry and fried the one you were supposed to boil.
*Its over!!!

11* I ask you between ibu and ukwa who's funnier, u said ukwa instead of ibu, whose walking can even make you laugh, 4 dis i think we ar done, cos u can't judge rightly..*its ova!!!

Lol,u can add urs..
Happi val inadv

naijaking1:
Just like the NYSC, the intention to establish the NDA was good, but the practices have made a mess of everything.
One retired officer, a Lt. Col I met recently said that the army has lost its way in Nigeria beginning from the admission practices at NDA. Because of quota system, you have some with a score of 490 out of say 500 from Anambra, Imo, Delta, or Oyo sitting in the same classroom with someone who scored 20 or 30 out of 500 from Katsine, Zamfara, or Kano.
Or worse still, someone who had successfully bribed his way into the class room could be your class mate.
My friend made another good point: once you're admitted through corruption and compromise of the scores, you always remain corrupt, and cheat your way till retirement! Only in Nigeria.
Compared to other national defense academies established about the same time in other nations like India, Brazil, and Malaysia, our NDA is a sorry sight.

DotaOfAKnig:
It happened to my female friend dat came 2visit me...my neigbour's dota of abt 4yrs, ran in2 d kitchen, where we were and jst looked at my friend and said "aunty u look like a cow"
I cudnt help it, I jst bursted into laughter

funmilayoB:
yea she's frm yoruba tribe of benin republic

danjumakolo:
Fashion,beauty and leadership

funmilayoB:
why is it that yoruba musicians get grammy nomination
anytime we r nominated? does that means we r better
than d others?
1 Sade Adu
2 Wale
3 Tiwa salvage
4 Asa
5 Nas
6 Femi kuti
7 Olando julius
8 Fela kuti
9 Oluwole olusola
10 Tunde (Lighthouse family)
11 Seal
12 Angélique Kidjo
Among others
Thank god the igbos r coming up graduall

Oletty:
Unfortunately, I wish I could say the same. But, there will be a mini civil war if this news were to be true. Trust me. It's the straw that will break the camel's back. Not just that, but confidence in the economy will tumble and we, as a people, will the all the more poorer.

Sctests:
Do not make too much noise here, go to Abuja and repeal the Med lab laws. The average Nigerian now knows who actually runs those tests that promotes and saves their lives in our hospitals. Mr pathologist go consult with your physician-friends on clinical disease management and leave the lab for those who have spent all 5 university years +1year internship learning how to run it-The Medical Lab Scientist.

studio14:
I want to see TWO President in Nigeria PDP rig the election GMB form parallel government!!!!!

Saheed9:
ivory coast no get keeper at all