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am I the only one who finds this funny?

Doctorphil:
I wish I was there... Would have catch him

You could have died even before him.
Do you know the momentum he had about 50kg mass traveling with an acceleration of 10m/s2.
It's simply like trying to catch a bag of cement from that height.

ICAMETOWIN:
I'm ashamed of myself right now because just weeks ago a deadly mudslide ravaged sierra Leone taking many lives and leaving devastation in its wake and you know what? I never gave more than a passing thought to the news or even viewed pictures of it but here I am lapping up news of hurricane Harvey like my life depends on it.I need to get my priorities right.

Could you people please stop comparing Hurricane with Mudslide?
Hurricane is 100% expected weeks before it's arrival. It's path, speed effects properly deduced before it came. Mudslide on the other hand is unpredictable. it happens in a matter of seconds, minutes at most.
Granted our emergency services are not close to theirs, but let's stop with the ass-licking.

soberdrunk:
One man's misfortune is another man's profit, car dealers go make profit from those flooded cars......

Hehehe I thought I was the only one thinking about that.

pawesome:
Abegi...if its a northern part..u would hv seen at least someone wit kaftan n moreova d nothern part dsnt hv red sand lik dt..OP,u lie

While I believe people from anywhere can be this foolish and wicked, I agree with you that picture didn't happen in northern Nigeria.
The lack of Kaftan wearing dude anywhere even I. the background strong suggests that.
Also the type of cow and the type of people they are too black for a typical northerner.
My guess is that this happened not in Nigeria as the people look more like central or eastern Africans.
But I believe the origin of the picture will soon be traced.

Heheheheh guess what came to my mind. These are the type of people Namdi KANU rejected Biafra of 5 SE states for.
Congratulations OP you have an eye!
Happy married life in advance, and please take good care of that damsel she's my kind of woman.

PassingShot:
You're obviously a complete novice when it comes to politics and its permutation.

David Mark has the least chance to unsit PMB.

How can anyone, even worse being a David Mark, get 40% in NE against PMB?

If anything, PMB will score NOTHING LESS THAN 80% of total votes in NE and NW in 2019.

You know NOTHING about politics. You see the number of "likes" your submission got despite being in a prime page?

That speaks a lot about your post.

Lol! Don't mind that Mrvitalis.
A David Mark that struggled to win a rerun senatorial election. He had to start emergency road construction and rice distribution even at that couldn't defeat the APC candidate with more than 60% votes. That is in his own Idoma turf not to talk of the whole Benue, or north central.
How can one even think David Mark could get 40% NE votes? Even Atiku can't get that against PMB!
Nobody born of a woman could!

mrvitalis:
Minorities dominate north west

Did you just say north west?

SMH

thunderbabs:
Even the bad guy sef no fit for sallah again, he just murdered another ram...d owner shld also get a replacement or who will atone for hz sins?

Though na d victim go find trouble

Lol! It was ruled self defense by the owner.

modath:
Hahaha..... .....howdy?

Aunty, fine o.

emi14:
How old is de ram

Who knows?

DreManuel:
Me right now

Lol! If I hear!

OSS Scholar's chest right now be like *ghen *ghen *ghen

TOPCRUISE:
BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN IT TO A VETERINARIAN

Oga no time o! U tried resuscitation by sprinkling water on it it just seemed to be dying.
I font even know where to locate a veterinary clinic. So we just called it.

haryorbarmie83:
Abeg where's your location make I come follow eat nah. Ram meat dey hungry me.

Jigawa State. PM me when you arrive.

SweetBanana:
That ram decided to commit suicide in its wicked attempt to make you spend extra cost.

You may be right, I mean which kind bad luck be this 72hrs to deadline.

124mumsy:
mr man how would u love your ram to the extend of buying her a rose. even me i cant remeber when i presented my sweet bae with a flower. things rams do for love

lol its a typo, I meant to write rope

fk001:
Lol boss go buy another one

Hajj Farouk, have to since it's supposed to be old man's ram.

franco3075q:
WHAT IS D MEANING OF OP PLS

OP means ORIGINAL POST/POSTER.

Lakeside79:
Your own better , na indomie I go kill this Sallah

Doesn't mean you shall lack meat. I believe there is enough to go round.

Mightyraw:
Instead make u carry am go hospital


500k surgery would have saved that poor ram

Lol! Or take the money to the market and buy a cow instead.

tosyne2much:
So, the white ram mayweathered the black ram to death?

Anyway, I don't believe this story

Lol Thomas!
Why would I make this Up? If you know male Animals like rams are naturally territorial, and tend to fight when kept in close proximity.
The only mistake we made was not using a proper rope to tie them.

josephine123:
na wa oo

Real wa o my sister. 72hrs to the deadline.

IHATEPUZZY:
Op send me small meat abeg

Lol, come collect. Carry Lalasticlala come too.

The Bad Guy!

Emergency Sallah

See What Happened To Our Sallah Rams

Long story short, one of our Sallah rams got loose and attacked the other ram. Before anybody realised what was happening, one of them was lying down with a broken neck.

It's ironic it's actually the one that broke loose that lost the fight.

We had to quickly slaughter it and call a butcher to help us arrange the meat.

A word of advice, secure your rams properly. A good N50 rose would have saved us this tragedy. Now we have to go and look for a replacement.

Sai Mai Rusau!

Miyar kuka da burabusko.
Hausa culture lack exotic food to be honest. I now tend to enjoy foods from other places more.

candelahria:
Cous-cous. It tastes horrible.

I took Cous-Cous to Akwa Ibom no one seemed to know what it was.
They don't have slim spaghetti that side either.

soberdrunk:
Op Thank you for the headache.........

Lol! I tell you! I believe it's Google translate fault.
See English....the congregation of the congregation... ...taken to sanitary units...