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you can bribe the police here in nigeria,in america you could be imprisoned for trying to bribe a police officer

you can insult islam here in nigeria, if you do the same in saudi arabia,you could be killed if you do that

you can enjoy facebook and twitter here in nigeria,in china you will not be able to do that

you can call president jonathan retardeen and clueless,but if you do the same to in russia,to vladimir putin,u will be sentenced to 3years in jail

so many other smartphone manufacturers copy the ipad design why dont apple also sue them?,apple is just jealous since samsung smartphones are outselling their iphones and ipads

i see jealousy written all over this apple case.apple is becoming jealous since samsung is selling more smartphones than them.

this topic is on it way to the frontpage

Mr CGPA: Thats why an Igbo person cannot be president of this country in this generation. They are very greedy set of human beings. They can commit any atrocity to get money. They call money ego!

seconded

even if the strip him of his titles,who cares, last time i checked,that was not affecting the price of garri here in nigeria

if chelsea like make them sign messi,wetin i sabi been say them no go carry epl title this season

PDP is my party i shall not want,he makes me to lie down in aso rock mansion,he leads me to the post of president,he restoreth my pride,he leads me in the paths of lootingness for his names sake.
Yea Though i walk through the roads of borno state,i shall fear no evil,for soldiers and policemen are with me,their guns and their bombs the comfort me
The prepared a bank account before me,in the presence of my enemies,the anoint my account with bribes,my balance runs over
Surely Patience and her english shall follow me,all the days of my life,and i shall dwell in my house in bayelsa forever and ever Amen.

Tonitelli: In the words of sauce kid's song........YOU DON DEY mADT ABI!

in the words of ebamma kid's song.........YOU ARE A fooL Abi?

i think nairaland should be banned too, because it has so many retards as members

hardbody: i should wish them happy birthday on whose bandwidth? would they know i did?, did they wish me one? all of una dey craze

you sure say u don take your drugs dis morning.

happy birthday to them sha, but my problem is that garri is still selling at 30 naira per cup

if to say i be english teacher i for be patience jonathan
if to say i be clueless man i for be goodluck jonathan
if to say i be trophyless club i for be arsenal
if to say i be ugly footballer i for be taiye taiwo
if to say i be airplane i for be dana aircraft
if to say i be fake prophet i for be t b joshua

Are you a single woman
who has kissed umpteen
toads but not yet landed
the Prince? Or are you just
holding on to something
that was never meant to
be? If you want to know
what makes a man fall for
a woman and willing to
walk her down the aisle,
read on...
(1). A woman with her
own life : Ladies, please
note that he doesn't want
someone clingy. If you are
one person who has her
own set of friends and can
hang out by yourself, you
are closer to hitting the
jackpot.
(2). No first move: OK, so is
it ladies first or do men
get be gentlemen and ask
the lady out? The guy likes
a woman who never
makes the first move. He
wants to decide how he's
going to woo you
serenade you - so be a
lady and let him!
(3) . Love's in the air: Does
your heart beat faster
when you see him? Does
his voice make you want
to see him? While some
may experience these,
others may feel a sense of
comfort and security when
with him. This makes for a
good foundation to take
the relation ship.
(4). Show you care :
Someone said don't sweat
the small stuff. But in a
new relationship you
definitely need to! Doing
little things to show to
him that you care will
make his heart grow
fonder.
(5). Sexy yes, slutty no :
Don't indulge in PDA right
off the bat - you are likely
to scare him off! Men like
to take it slow and prefer
being nonsexual but flirty
in the initial stages of the
relationship.
(6). Wait for sex: Don't
jump into bed on your
first date. Sex can
effectively ruin what could
otherwise be a beautiful
relationship. Both of you
may end up having very
little in common other
than sex. So wait a while
before you seal the deal.
(7). No-nonsense : A man
wants a woman he can
respect. If he knows he
can't get away with
anything, he's likely not to
go down that path. Also,
don't date a guy who is
seeing other women,
married or abusive - they
are just not worth it.
( Be his buddy: Make
him feel good in front of
his friends and important
people. Don't laugh at him
but with him.
(9). Lay off: If you are the
kind who will call, text
and mail your man
umpteen times a day, rest
assured he will run out the
door in a jiffy. Don't
badger him, especially
about the future. Take it
as it comes and things will
just fall in place!
(10). Good attracts good :
If he is well-mannered and
gentlemanly, then you
have scored a 100! As
dating experts say, "Good
manners are a sign of
what kind of man he is."
Ensure that you have
similar values and he's
dependable and truthful.

Teebest82: Why are our leaders so stupid n senseless,creating a 5000 naira note?when some can't even afford to spend 1000naira in a week....i can't wait to leave this country before war breaks out

which war be that?

afam4eva: Once it was on the frontpage i just knew it got to be an Igbo man. Yet there are tons of crime being commited by other tribes in the crimes section that never make it to the frontpage. God will judge all of you.

will u shut up

this guy is not a nigerian man he is a biafran man

M M M: Is iyanya the g ay from Congo or sudan

No, he is the suicide bomber from somalia

but garri is still selling at yesterdays price nah?

but garri is still selling at 30 naira per cup now?

Billyonaire: Let me be frank. The teachings of Pastor Chris Oyhakilome has impacted more enlightenment in many, than the teachings of Jesus Christ. His Teachings are for these times while teachings of Jesus were meant for people of his times. I am not religious, but I love motivational speeches.

wetin u smoke this morning?

preeky: God bless pastor Chris for the good work he does around the world through Christ embassy ministries.I think the various proffessions depicts adam with his toiling nature.It means every man should have a proffession for him to eat.

No,what pastor chris is trying to tell us is that,na were man dey work,na there him dey chop

church business is serious business,i'm waiting for the likes of christ embassy,winners chapel,and t b joshua's synagogue church to start trading shares in the stock exchange

geogina1234: i dey laugh ooooooooooooo

why u no go laugh agent of pdp like u.

na stakeholders abi na shareholders

Vegetable soup: so they have not been flied before to patrolled the borders? what sort of this?

guy are u related to patience jonathan or victor ikpeba?

berem: from your name(eba)mma e be like say you like garri too much! Just give me your address I promise to send one bag of garri to your house so that you will stop complaining about the price of garri.

Thanks aunty berem,but i will have loved to receive it in cash since it will be cheaper in my area,my address is at number 7 maiduguri lane borno state,God bless u if you come by yourself