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Gwekzy: I Can See foolishness is ur GoD, Keep WorshipinG.

i can see that being an idiota is your talent,keep on displaying

Gwekzy: I Can See foolishness is ur GoD, Keep WorshipinG.

i can see that mumuness is your abode,keep on living

after tonto dike's family picture was uploaded on nairaland's frontpage,i was suprised that the garri i bought for 30 naira was now selling for 10 naira

Super1759: An soo what? Even if they go home with one billon naira.
Federal gov and oil companies exploits their land with its natural resources and make the land useless with spillages. Beside as owners of the land, they should have lion share of the national cake.

you are a fool for making such statement,are this five militant leaders the only people living in the creeks? If the were really fighting for the niger delta region,the could have told the government to instead use the billions to develop the region rather than paying them

when i was saying that this so called niger delta militants are nothing but mercenaries,some people here were lambasting me,Isaac Boro and Ken saro Wiwa and the ogoni thirteen died fighting for a right cause,Asari Dokubo,Ateke tom,Government Tompolo and their allies are just criminals who were fighting for their own share of oil money

the are running away from writing waec again,but the forgot that as it is done on earth so is it in heaven,the will still write their next waec in heaven,goodluck to them over there

Hi mrs genevieve nnaji,i wish to apply for the position of husband in your beautiful body
My Personal Information
Born:10 may 1992
Address:27 ajegunle street lagos state
Marriage status: single and hungry
Complexion: charcoal black
Phone number:08020304050
Email:igofuckyouwell@rocketmail.com
My Qualifications
Bsc in bombinglogy
Hnd in armed robbery
Masters in phone snatching
Work Experience
i impregnanted 10 girls in abuja and escaped to lagos,at first in lived in ikorudu,at ikorudu i impregnanted 5 girls and escaped to ajegunle
References
1) abu qada:spokesman of bokoharam
2)kabiru sokoto
3) imam shekau: bokoharam leader
4)ateke tom:militant warlord
Conclusion
i will be very happy if you consider me for this job,have always and will always love you
yours truly
Ebamma Oluwa

chelsea midfielder john mikel obi has come out to confess that he falsified his age,john mikel obi whose age is given as 24years,confessed to the media,that its just a football age,his real age according to him is 31yrs

arsenal manager arsene wenger is about to sign a 16 year old youngster to replace his former captain robin van pepsi,the 16 year olds name is robin car fanta

after man united's loss to everton on monday,sir alex ferguson was very furious that his 24million signing robin van persie did not score a goal,sir alex immediately called arsenal manager arsene wenger to demand a refund of his money

na because of 30 naira were dem chop u make u come create topic for nairaland,u be very greedy man

Sonnik212: dont borrow money to bet.chances are that you will lose it

i dont want to borrow i want to buy

i need 20dollars worth of lr to use for betting,any good samaritan should help,please scammers make una keep off

In the era of Goodluck Jonathan and the time of cassava bread, the destiny of our country rest on the rest on the shoulders of a nairalander his name Ebamma,

after president Jonathan went to jamaica to dance reggae,i Doctor Ebamma Oluwa Mmamma, have declared that this nonsense must stop,to stop this nonsense, i am going to contest the 2015 presidential elections,under the banner of my party YOU CHOP I CHOP PARTY(YCICP)THE 7 SEVEN POINT AGENDA of my party are as follows
1)Nigerian girls will be banned from asking guys for recharge card
2)victor ikpeba and patience jonathan will be banned from speaking english
3)charly boy and denrele will be sent to yaba left
4)eating or selling of cassava bread will be banned
5)all churches will share their tithes and offerings 50/50 with me
6)Ibb, Buhari,Obasanjo and Bode George will face my firing squad
7)hausa people will be deported to somalia and afghanistan
my party will not chop alone,vote for you chop i chop party to secure your future

i no fit laugh,where is the joke?

i don postpone my laugh till your next joke

my name is randy i come from brandy i use my handy to eat some candy,my sister maria went to zaria and lost her caria,my brother bear always uses his gear to drive a dear,my cousin dennis is in venice he uses his peniss to play lawn tennis,my sister grace scored a brace in disgrace,my dad doctor prat is a brat,my mum mrs prose is a rose

if the sport minister said this there are two things involved its either the minister is high on ,marijuana or cassava bread

guys how do i get lr so that i can use it to bet

i tire for this kind news, wetin concern me with tonto dike if she like make she go hug transformer she be my sister?

na dream be that, make him wake up,naija no go fit win afcon till when goodluck tenure don finish

after kanye west reconciles dbanj and don jazzy i hope the price of garri will reduce to 10 naira per cup?

expensive my foot,

laugh wan tear me belle,guy you need deliverance

please guys i have registered with planet of bets, since am new to online biz,please can someone explain to me how i can register and fund liberty reserve so that i can use it to bet

Antivirus92: DANFO CONDUCTOR!

na your fada teach me the work nah

Antivirus92: a madman is always the first to call someone a madman at any slighest provocation!

you are apsychopath,slowpoke, idiot,fool,foolish,foolishes,

bokoharam wishing us a happy sallah and eid mubarak