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if d'banj is posing with a cheetah there are two things involved its either the cheetah is chained or the cheetah is tamed,if the cheetah is tamed he is safe,but if the cheetah is untamed there are two things involved,its either it kills dbanj or injures d'banj,if it injures dbanj he is safe,but if it kills dbanj there are two things involved,its either he goes to heaven or goes to hell,if he goes to heaven he is safe,but if he goes to hell there is only one thing involved he is doomed.

if you kidnap a priestess there are two things involved,its either you kill her or you demand for ransom,if you demand for ransom you are safe,but if you kill her there are two things involved,its either her spirit torments you or her ghost kills you,if her spirit torments you,you are safe,but if her ghost kills you there are two things involved,its either you go to heaven or you go to hell,if you go to heaven you are safe, but if you go to hell there is only one thing involved your doom

maybe sheikh gumi doesn't know how islam entered this country,uthman dan fodio fought a war with the hausas who were pagans then,and when he won the war the people who were alive were forced to convert to islam .islam has always been a war mongering and blood thirsty religion

biafrans we hail thee

the nigerian olympic team should visit my shrine so that i can appease the gods,because the gods are angry,the should bring three red goats,4 white lizards,5 blue crocodiles and 10 virgins which will be used for the appeasement

president goodluck jonathan alias i had no shoes,you have disappointed me too,the only new project your administration has completed since the beginning of your administration is the cassava bread project.

mr jonathan were you so poor in your youth, that you ate only cassava,why are you trying to impose cassava on us,na by force to chop cassava

sex is an art not a science,have you been trying new sex skills with him,those girls he sleeps with may be teaching him new and exciting sex skills,just be patient with him and try exploring new sexual tactics with him

shout my money and your money no be mate in your every song

get a good herbalist,so that any thing you sing will be sweet in people's ear

i think this is a publicity stunt to promote their upcoming show,which man will headbutt his wife over a pack of condoms

may the bombs of bokoharam,and the ak47 rifles of it jihadists destroy anambra state in osama bin laden our mentor's name

pek: Wake keep and not wake keeping. Op and moderators take note

english teacher thanks for the correction,its people like you who had f9 in english during waec

life is too short,its high time i wrote my will

mr okupe should tell us what is falsehood,is the killing of some many christians in kogi and borno state falsehood?,many nigerians died and the next day our president went to jamaica and was dancing reggae is that falsehood,even in sani abacha tenure who was seen as corrupt the price of fuel was cheaper than now is that falsehood,people like farouk lawan who are supposed to be in prison are free men is that falsehood.

hahaha what is this hahaha,is this a joke hahaha,it seems the poster is a fool hahahaha

since i joined nairaland in 2011, i have never been the first to comment on a post that made the frontpage,but today i succeeded,i dedicate this honour to etisalat for the 15mb free data the give me to browse every week,i also dedicate this honour to mama iyabo who sells food in my area,thanks mama iyabo for giving me food on credit since i lost my job,i also dedicate this honour to my landlord who i owe 6 months rent,thanks oga landlord for not kicking me out.The celebration will take place in borno state,the venue is imam shekau's (bokoharam leader) house, every one is invited,if you are coming remember to wear a bullet proof vest.God bless those that will come

whether na danfo kill am or na okada kill the moral of this story is that he is dead

[quote author=na2day!]Yes, as at now, no country in the middle easst can stand the firepower of Israel (I'm not even talking about their Nuclear Weapons)
Egypt and Turkey too have nuclear weapons that US dash them



Where did you get your information from?
Don't ever say again what you don't know, capisce?
"Israel is the largest total recipient of direct economic and military assistance from the United States since World War II, and it was the largest annual recipient from 1976 to 2003. During the Obama administration these relations reached new levels, with the two countries prepared to function in wartime as joint task forces."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel%E2%80%93United_States_military_relations[/quote]israel has been manufacturing it own weapons since 1933 please check the link belowen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Military_Industries

[quote author=na2day!]War is not as easy as you think, we are not talking about weapons now,
Are you aware the same America that is arming Israel with advanced weapons is also arming Egypt?
Sane Governments do their best to support neighbors that will be friendly to them and go out of their ways to undermine those who won't.
If Morsi have his way, Israel will become a giant Bull's eye pinned to the wall.[/quote]in 1948 iraq,jordan,syria and egypt fought against israel and lost,israel doesn't buy any weapons from usa,the manufacture their own weapons,the egyptians can never declare war on israel because the know the will lose.

may the love of virgins lead bokoharam to their doom in jesus name

the sentence islam is a religion of peace is an irony true or false

if i hear anybody saying that islam is a religion of peace,i will personally deal with him

[quote author=na2day!]Israel will be very very uncomfortable now! [/quote]israel has never and will never be afraid of egypt,the first war egypt fought with israel in 1948,the lost,israel has got more advanced weapons than egypt and in case of a war israel will beat egypt hands down

Dawdy: I commend the decision of the president as well.

are you from egypt

Lordave: When are we going to have our own field marshal?

when jesus comes

death is inevitable,death doesn't care whether you are married or single,death doesn't care whether you are rich or poor,death doesn't care whether you are young or old,death doesn't even care whether you are a good person or a bad person

only in nigeria will you make a call for 30 seconds and mtn will charge you for 2minutes

only in nigeria,will you see a girl buying another girl's hair for 25,000 naira to plait

only in nigeria will your girlfriend demand for blackberry before sex

please guys am about to form a group to fight bokoharam,the name of the group is christians no harm,if you are interested in joining me send me a mail my email is youwillnotget77virgins@yahoo.com