₦airaland Forum

Sam Milla: Channel your anger somewhere else kid.

hey you man that marijuana you are smoking is not good for your health

after the lagos state government started employing female drivers to my suprise garri was still selling at 30 naira per cup

oil was discovered in nigeria in 1956 so if enugu discovered theirs today kini big deal

you dey dance azonto for church u don dey madt
you carry voters card to go withdraw money for atm you don dey madt
you marry 4 wives but you never Bleep before you don dey madt
you get money to buy motor but you no get money to buy fuel u don dey madt
you talk say arsenal go win champions league this season u don dey madt
you wan go embrace transformer u don dey madt

aboki na ram make i continue the bomb una self,happy sallah in advance

another frontpage material

story story once upon a time,the nigerian basketball team were given the whipping of their life by the usa basketball team,after that their excuse was that the had only seven days to prepare

thanks poster for posting this theory,na practicals na him be wahala

i love vermalaen as our captain,captain verminator welcome onboard

the clueless in charge of
the federal republic
president goodluck ebele
jonathan is dead,he died
this morning from an
overdose of cassava
bread.the medical doctor
in charge of aso rock Dr
Toto Haram said that the
president died after eating
almost five loafs of
cassava bread and cassava
gala.when our reporters
met with the late
president's wife mrs
patience jonathan she told
us' no comments my
husband are dead' .may
his clueless soul rest in
shoeless peace

1)The full meaning of MTN
is (a)milking those
nigerians (b)mumu them
nigerians (c)maga them
nigerians (d)all of the
above
(2)As fast as usain Bolt,as
dangerous as
bokoharam,as illiterate as
patience jonathan,as
clueless as (a) goodluck
jonathan (b)pastor bakare
(c) nasir el-rufai
(3)president jonathan
went to jamaica to (a)
dance reggae (b)smoke
jamaican marijuana (c)to
find a second wife (d)all of
the above
4)Pastor T B Joshua
always prophesies (a)after
the deed has been done
(b)before the deed has
been done (c)as the deed
is being done
(5)Only in Nigeria (a)will a
fisherman's son become
president (b)will your
girlfriend demand a
blackberry before sex (c)
will a corrupt politician be
given chieftaincy titles (d)
all of the above
(6)If you impregnant a
nigerian soldier's
daughter (a)run for your
life (b)go and claim the
baby (c)go and give
testimony in the church
(7)If Mikel obi is 23yrs
how old am i (a)67yrs (b)
75yrs (c)89yrs
( I am something i sleep in
the day and work in the
night what am i (a)
LovePeddler (b)a armed
robber (c) a witch (d)all of
the above
(9)The term maga don
pay is associated with (a)
naija politicians (b) mtn (c)
yahoo yahoo boys (d) all
of the above
10)The chance of a
nigerian politician going
to heaven is (a)100
percent (b)30 percent (c)
no percent
11)The term islam is a
religion of peace is an
irony true or false

only in nigeria will a tout become a local government chairman only in nigeria will a killer be become a special adviser to a governor

last time i checked garri was still selling at 30 naira per cup

life has taught me to laugh

okay lets go there

Poster please stop eating that cassava bread its not good for your health

na malaria dream be that,remember to buy panadol and paracetamol take before you sleep.

another dividend of democracy from jonathan's administration.may their troubled soul rest in perfect peace

i switched off my phone yesterday due to my girlfriend's cosmetic ray not cosmic ray

so bokoharam is now so popular that the now have fake members, may God save nigeria from this virgin hunters

all good things in nigeria are done by muslims sheikh gumi,the bombers were about to do a good thing to sheikh gumi,die another day sheikh gumi

Ayomi088: Abeg... I don't understand what this means.... Could sum1 pulease xplain in a lay man's language Abeg... I don't understand what this means.... Could sum1 pulease xplain in a lay man's language

in a layman's term it means that you are not supposed to be on the internet if you do not know what a flash player is

tonmandy: WHO IS ROBIN VAN PERSIE. IS HE AN ACTOR OR A BOXER?

he is the new spokesman of bokoharam

van persie is an ingrate,he was always going from one injury to another it was only last season that he played upto 30 matches for us, i pray he fails at man united

podolski in van persie out,fellow gunners lets keep the faith,im sure podolski and giroud will make up for his loss

i go beat am,na so dem been dey beat me the time i been dey small

my name is spanner, no spammer can send me a spam mail

mr fake lawyer its high time you went to prison

the clueless in charge of the federal republic president goodluck ebele jonathan is dead,he died this morning from an overdose of cassava bread.the medical doctor in charge of aso rock Dr Toto Haram said that the president died after eating almost five loafs of cassava bread and cassava gala.when our reporters met with the late president's wife mrs patience jonathan she told us' no comments my husband are dead' .may his clueless soul rest in shoeless peace www.keeplooking.com

una dey find pesin were snake go go bite for inside forest abi,make thunder fire gulder for dia

for a girl who likes money there are two things involved,its either her parents are rich or her parents are poor. If her parents are rich she is safe,but if her parents her poor there are two things involved its either she sleeps around for the money or marries a rich guy ,if she marries a rich guy she is safe,but if she sleeps around for the money there are two things involved,its either she contacts gonorrhea or she contacts hiv,if she contacts gonorrhea she is safe,but if she contacts hiv there is only one thing involved she will die