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chelsea will be trashed by oil money city today

is this a question or an answer?

the fear of poverty is the beginning of wisdom

marijuana and shekpe inspires me and makes me focused

the bible says that the wages of sin is death,if you like pay millions as tithe everymonth if you are still a sinner i dont think you will go to heaven

tithe in nigerian churches is defined as the money gullible worshippers pay every month to the pastor,who uses it to buy private jets,luxurious cars,expensive clothes and exotic houses.

the motto of bokoharam is get 77virgins or die trying

thank God i'm the first to comment,i dedicate this honour to etisalat for the 15mb free data the give me to browse everyweek,i also dedicate this honour to my nokia 2700 phone,this phone have been with me through thick and thin,i also dedicate this honour to my landlord who i owe 6 months rent,thanks oga landlord for not giving me quit notice,

i hate sob stories

kabiru sokoto, kabiru kano,kabiru gombe,kabiru kaduna

dont be shocked d'banj,you get better herbalist,first time were i hear that song,i no like am,but your herbalist juju come hold me i begin come like the song

if you are a scammer, there are two things involved,its either you scam a civilian or you scam a military man,if you scam a civilian you are safe,but if you scam a military man there are two things involved,its either he beats you mercilessly or he shoots you,if he beats you, you are safe but if he shoots you there are two things involved,its either you die on the spot or you escape with serious injuries.if you escape with injuries you are safe, but if you die on the spot there are two things involved its either you go to heaven or you go to hell,if you go to heaven you are safe,but if you go to hell there are two things involved its either you are sent to michael jackson's house or sent to osama bin laden's house,if you are sent to michael jackson's house you are safe,but if you are sent to osama bin laden's house there is only one thing involved you are doomed

may the love of the army and the sweet beatings of the soldiers be with them now and forever more

mallam rufai go pray for mosque,leave politics to the politicians,last time i checked you were not better than the people you criticize

my name is andy i come from randy i use my handy to chop some candy,

the gods are angry,thats why nigeria has not won any medal in the olympics,the nigeria olympic committee should bring three white lizards,two red goats and three litres of palm wine,and 15 virgins. so that i can use it to appease the gods

na bomb factory those evil fools get,when other countries have car factories,phone factories,laptop factories etc.may the good lord save this country from this 77 virgins hunters.

that guy show no dey sell again na him make cnn suspend am,if his show was making money for cnn,i dont think all this could have happened.

who cares,last time i checked nigeria was not a colony of america so how do their presidential elections concern us.

if you are attacked by an armed robber there are two things involved,its either he is armed with a knife or armed with a gun,if he is armed with a knife you are safe,but if he is armed with a gun there are two things involved,its either you give him what he wants or he shoots you,if you give him what he wants you are safe,but if he shoots you there are two things involved,its either you die on the spot or you are taken to a hospital.if you are taken to a hospital you are safe,but if you die on the spot,there are two things involved its either you go to heaven or go to hell.if you go to heaven you are safe but if you go to hell there is onLy one thing involved you are doomed

boys are not smiling

since mr president started using our garri to make cassava bread,the price of garri has risen up astronomically,the garri i usually buy for 30 naira is now selling for 100 naira per cup.i hope mr president will form a committee to investigate this anomaly

i have now belief that saying that what a man can do a woman will do better,mrs yinka kirikiri prisons await you,the dead lastma is now controlling traffic in hell

the guy is on point,even in nigeria we have the same problem

na only God go punish this cosmetics companies,na so dem dey use cosmetics take deceive us, we rush go buy them blackberry.

there are so many women and girls that are pregnant in my area,i hope if i post their picture,oga seun go dey kind enough to bring it to the frontpage

this post has commited suicide

im laughing at nairaland's frontpage

okay usain bolt,i too will lose all respect i have for you when i hear that you have tested positive to steroids