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bolt bolter boltest,

mr doyin okupe alias am not an attack dog,it seems you have become an attack lion for jonathan

afam4eva: I just got inspired by the dismal showing of Nigerian athletes at the London 2012 olympic games. I just want to anounce to the world that i'm going back to the tracks and i will represent Nigeria at the next Olympics in Rio De Janeiro. I just hope Usain Bolt is still available by then. The world will witness a rude awakening because i'm about to set a new world record thereby rendering Bolt's record redundant. But first i need to see a doctor to know if i;m fit to still do competitive athletics.

Afam bu Afam

the federal ministry of health has warned that too much of cassava bread is not good for your mental health

what did you smoke this evening.

may the love of waec and the sweet fellowship of failure rest and abide with us now and forever more

2011/2012 Examination
Answer All question
1)The full meaning of MTN is (a)milking those nigerians (b)mumu them nigerians (c)maga them nigerians (d)all of the above
(2)As fast as usain Bolt,as dangerous as bokoharam,as illiterate as patience jonathan,as clueless as (a) goodluck jonathan (b)pastor bakare (c) nasir el-rufai
(3)president jonathan went to jamaica to (a)dance reggae (b)smoke jamaican marijuana (c)to find a second wife (d)all of the above
4)Pastor T B Joshua always prophesies (a)after the deed has been done (b)before the deed has been done (c)as the deed is being done
(5)Only in Nigeria (a)will a fisherman's son become president (b)will your girlfriend demand a blackberry before sex (c)will a corrupt politician be given chieftaincy titles (d)all of the above
(6)If you impregnant a nigerian soldier's daughter (a)run for your life (b)go and claim the baby (c)go and give testimony in the church
(7)If Mikel obi is 23yrs how old am i (a)67yrs (b)75yrs (c)89yrs
(I am something i sleep in the day and work in the night what am i (a)prostitute (b)a armed robber (c) a witch (d)all of the above
(9)The term maga don pay is associated with (a)naija politicians (b) mtn (c) yahoo yahoo boys (d) all of the above
10)The chance of a nigerian politician going to heaven is (a)100 percent (b)30 percent (c)no percent
11)The term islam is a religion of peace is an irony true or false

na mumu dey worry them,if them go war with cameroun,cameroun army go just use them do target practice.

REALKINGSON: oh my bad.thought it was 'tunde' bakare who resigned from his pastoral assignment to join politics fulltime

are you always this foolish

as fast as usain bolt,as dangerous as bokoharam,as illiterate as patience jonathan

na over feeding cause am,the time were i dey small the only game were
i been dey play na hide and seek

all this wan na theory,what we need now is practicals

arrant nonsense,what we need now is action not words and songs

usa basketball team, have you seen what you have caused,

man i'm doubting this story,a naval officer will not beat you unless you insult him

you sure say na bodies them release or na pieces of body like hands legs heads etc

intelligen: I dön't blame u akpabio..no be ur fault at all

you are a direct opposite of your name

there is nothing to discuss now,its time for action,if america is really interested in helping us ,the should start sending some drones to maiduguri

na today u dey see mortocyclist with umbrella? Nairaland frontpage is becoming funny this days

from today i wont blame goodluck jonathan again.at first i thought he was not acting but now have realized that bokoharam is a northern creation to destabilize his administration and make him appear clueless

as clueless as goodluck jonathan,as illiterate as patience jonathan,as crooked as farouk lawan,as dangerous as bokoharam,as foolish as fulani men

what is the name of this movie,it featured ini edo with jim iyke and ramsey nouah,poster please remind me

continue fasting poster,cos am about to eat my lunch now

this our goalkeeper suppose dey play basketball

im addicted to bashing goodluck jonathan
im addicted to patience jonathan"s english
im addicted to cassava bread
im addicted to eating snakes

you get money to buy blackberry but you no get money to buy toothbrush na mumu dey worry you
you get 4 wives but you never bleep before na mumu dey worry you
you say you be christian but you dey worship for mosque na mumu dey worry you
you talk say rick ross too slim na mumu dey worry you
you talk say na taiye taiwo be the most handsome footballer on earth na mumu dey worry you
you talk say arsenal go carry champions league this season na mumu dey worry you
you go[colo dey dance azonto for church na mumu dey worry you

who cares madrid for life

toto football

If you dont want to die young, no wear red clothes,no chop oranges,no chop pineapple,no chop apple,no sleep with woman,no chop goat meat,no chop suya,no chop mango,no wear tie to work,no chop pear

wear red and die