₦airaland Forum

witches and wizards have attacked nairaland frontpage,the are responsible for posting the following topics on the frontpage: manufacturer of coffin complains of low patronage,poems about bad wives/girlfriends, Do we really need clothes, Omotola wearing a blue dress and Yvonne Nelson eating with her fingers.When i asked the puplic relations officer of National association of witchcraft and nightcraft Mrs Delilah Uzor why the are attacking nairaland,she replied that nairaland is used to ridicule and mock their President Mrs Patience Jonathan,she warned nairaland to resist from mocking their president or else the will shutdown nairaland Source: www.keeplooking.com.

what are we supposed to do now,so because she don wear blue dress,price of garri go reduce for market ?

i no go need buy blackberry for babe before i see her suckables and fuckables,na free cinema for be dat

and the lord said go ye people and multiply.

afam4eva: I also need this info cos I need to wash and paint my teeth.

use omo detergent and wash your teeth,it will be as white as snow

naija girls are winches,the come in the night like witches,just to steal our riches and in the morning leave us in stitches

A POEM ABOUT BAD GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES If you give them a nokia torch the next day the demand a blackberry,you buy them a bicycle the next day the demand for a car.you buy them a wig the next day the demand for brazilian hair,the always expect you to be their atm

im interested

tiwasiaife: What has Nigeria ever manufactured and sent abroad to market? Its only corruption. I hope it will nt be as expensive as dstv tv mobile phone. Starcom u knw afta abuja lagos the next place should be enugu as the 3rd most developed city in nigeria.

smoking marijuana is not good for your health

andyanders: If you don't know, Nigeria has successfully manufactured JUJU to kill and has been exporting it.

mumu speak

[quote author=raynold17 ]where can I get it on android? 100naira per month is amazing.[/quote]na only nta were you go dey watch for that kind money

should harbiollah be allowed to use the internet?

i googled the word clueless and the search result showed president goodluck jonathan

what a joke

make thunder fire that coffin maker,if him too like to make money like that make him relocate to borno state

all that glitters is not gold,na when olympics finish were dem go see the real face of london

my people perish due to lack of wisdom says the lord

Benswaggy: He'll go to heaven because he died for Luv.

which part of heaven?

love is wicked

even if is dangote that rules us,he will still loot the treasury,money no dey belleful person.

na very expensive garri be dat,na for tantalizers dem dey sell am,na 500 naira per cup.

sipping garri does not mean someone is broke,

okay,finally una wan go clean up ogoniland because them been declare independence

man shall not live by orange alone,because the are other fruits like apple,pineapple,mango, pears a man can eat,prevention is better than cure

Kobojunkie: Joseph is a mexican name??

kobojunkie is a brazilian name

no matter how hard life may be for nigerians abroad,the will not love to return to nigeria because its worse down here,from epileptic power supply,bad roads,corruption to now terrorism.

omar22: The brits exposinging Amos Adamu which ultimately led to England not getting the right to host the 2018 WC! The British Press would do some serious damage

the brits exposinging,i neva hear this kind english before,abi you relate with patience jonathan?