₦airaland Forum

You were dangote's classmate and mike adenuga's coursemate but today u dey drive molue for oshodi ask yourself Why always me
2)Many People don phuck more than 50 times dem no carry Aids but on your first attempt u carry ask yourself why always me
3)Armed robbers never visit una area before but the day were you go withdraw 2million come keep for house na him dem remember to visit Ask yourself why always me
4)You dey for nairaland more than two years and your topic never make frontpage before,but person were join today topic come make frontpage Ask yourself why always me
5)You don follow 2face for twitter for more than 2years him no follow u back,but person were follow am today come get follow back ask yourself why always me
6) you be musician for more than 10years now you never make money and fame,but wizkid were comot last year come make money and name pass you ask yourself why always me
7)All your mates dey drive assorted jeeps u still dey for lagos dey protest as fashola ban okada ask yourself why always me

Your grandpapa name na Joseph the Dreamer?

If terry G of all people can have a child i know belief that saying that with God all things are possible

maybe the man's ghost has been responsible for the kidnappings in the east, the money delivered was ransom paid by one of his victims

@Op na joblessness dey worry me

Am a certified garri enterpreneur, i buy cassava from my village and bring it to the town to sell to bakeries that produce cassava bread,thank God im now doing what i love most

Happy birthday 2 the most handsome footballer cristiano,wishing him many more years ahead and more goals to his legs

We all sipped garri with kuli-kuli to match

And the biafrans said
Why always us?

And what are we supposed to do about that?

iamswizz: crap

were your own nice video or achievement,before u call another man's effort crap show us your own nice concept

As the poet John Milton once said 'On his blindness'

Aizebioje: And the lazy police pension guy got 2 yrz for stealing billions of naira.
Pfft... The state of the Nigerian Judicial system...
Nigeria my Nigeria,
What A Mess

Have u ever been robbed of your phone before? Some of this phone snatchers could go as far as cutting your hand if you dont hand over your mobile phone to them,he should enjoy his time in jail,next time when he wants to rob,he will go for the billions instead of phones

A thief is a thief it doesn't matter whether he stole a blackberry or he stole 2billion naira, As a man you have no excuse to steal, try to work hard and earn an honest income and one day luck may smile on you

Dey dia the claim gentleman ,as king fela kuti will say i no be gentleman at all oh i be african man original,na only gentleman were hungry go wire am him go pretend,correct african man no dey take him food play oh

1)what is this thing doing on the frontpage?
2) must all useless celebrity news be making frontpage?
3)are we running out of news in nairaland ?
4)are the mods still smoking that same weed the smoked last year?
5)Laila Ikeji na by force to do blogging?

acidtalk in his predictions/phophecies for the year 2012, said that nigeria will not be able to make it to the quaterfinals of the ongoing nations cup,
Victor Moses just put sand in your garri,and nigeria don qualify,
If you were my pastor i for stop paying tithe for church,

i dont have to watch it to know it contents, its just the same old shITt just a different name

Armed robbers like businessmen are just trying to make a living,am an armed robber in stay in ajegunle im the one that snatched that your car am about to sell it to one alhaji here in surulere,dont bother looking for me or the car u hear,
Thanks for your cooperation in advance

What's the big deal about valentine sef, no be only one day,

and when i said that toto is sweet but my garri is sweeter u guys said i was lying

its very bad that the mods are banning nairalanders and hiding their post just because they are saying their minds,
just for saying our biafrans brothers have done it again when i saw a topic about an igbo drug peddler my post was hidden and i was banned for two days.
The internet is supposed to be a place of no inhibitions, we should be allowed to say our minds without feigning any politeness,stop hiding our posts and banning us for saying our minds,the internet should be a platform for us to say what we sometimes may not be able to say offline.
Stop censoring our words,we have a freedom of speech which is enshrined in the nigerian constitution,as far as am not committing libel i and every other nairalander has a right to voice our opinions

Is it a must to do wedding sef?

Chanchit: Na wah o, with all the degree she still died @ 61, anyway my grandma(farmer) jst died @ 102 n burial tinz is loading.

Mr death is not a respecter of degrees,good character,wealth, or political position,mr death is a badman

Coming from the stables of the garri prophet,i thereby declare the zambians 2 nil winners

nonsense,even if the money is paid to host communities,it will still be looted by local chairmen and councillors,instead pay the money directly to families residing in the host communities

Instead of telling them to reduce their call tariffs,who gives a damn about sms this days

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