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FYsol: @op na wa for you ooo. Facebook has several shareholders likewise Google and its wrong for mark or larry page to claim sole ownership. For now seun is the sole owner of nairaland and he has every right to state it. So bros no vex

even before facebook offered shares for sale did u ever see mark zuckerberg's name on your facebook's wall ?

Seun: I'm sorry that you were offended by the notice, but I think it's important to provide that information, because people want to know.

Im not offended mr seun,its just that in a forum its better if the owner stays anonymous, it makes the site more interesting,instead of writing your name its better you give your site's email address

DANA=Dont
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Ebamma becaused i loved eating my mama's eba

this morning i was hungry and as usual i went to mama iyabo's shop for my usual dose of garri only to be told that garri is now 50naira per cup,guys i wanted to confirm whether mama iyabo is trying to cheat me or is the same price in your area,because of garri come cost pass indomie wahala go dey oh

I remember the first time i visited this site and scrolled down only to see nairaland is owned by oluwaseun osewa,i think is just childish and a publicity stunt,
Its high time Seun osewa learned from bigger sites like facebook and google.
Have you ever logged on to your facebook account to see an advert that mark zuckerberg is the owner?
Or is seun osewa so publicity hungry?

I travelled to the village for xmas and new year,after the festivities i was just planning to go back to town when i was hit by a careless motorcyclist,thank God i only had a little wound on my back but my ankle was broken,i couldn't walk again,so i was directed to a bonesetter,she has been treating me the leg for one week now and right now i can keep my feet on the ground,but i still find it hard walking,please doctors in the house,its there any drug i can take to aid my recovery cos i want my leg back,i dont want to become a cripple please

If you eat 9 cups of garri you will shit 9 times,

naija promos are scams na so i follow play etisalat promo,i spent over 20k on recharge cards with hope of winning but i was given only a consolation price of 50mb data i almost cried that day,but i never give up one day i will win

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I finally suceed

Naija guys too like to fucck toto,very soon our population go high pass china own

what are you talk about, i pledge to nigeria my country i shall always want to be unfaithful disloyal and dishonest,to serve nigeria is not by force to defend our disunity and uphold our dishonour and unglory so help me God
While my pastor is smiling to the bank with my money he tells me to wait for a miracle, I have waited and waited and waited but my testimony is no where to be found
America claim to be a super power but the forget that the real super power is a womans toto,Toto can make a man quarrel with his mother and beat up his father, toto can make a man lose his job,toto can make a poor girl rich,toto can kill,toto can make a man kill another man,toto is a source of wealth to many and also a source of poverty to many.TOTO IS POWERFUL
Toto is also known as pussy, vagina, hole,kitty is a small but mighty instrument depending on how you wield it,Toto is sweet but garri sweet pass,no die because of toto cos anoda pesin go still chop am afta your death, every toto has an expiry date,beware of imitation,if a toto doesn't have a nafdac number please contact the nearest police station, If you wan chop toto abeg no forget to use condom chop am, beware be warned dont fall a victim of totocology

1) nepa
2)nepa
3)nepa

Toto power na super power

Oh Lord forgive me for using my expensive mb to click on this silly joke i promise never to do it again in the name of Jesus christ our lord amen

Three israelites dead And 34 palestinians dead,that means for every one israeli killed israel kills 11 palestinians,This arabs will never learn until israel wipes them off the world map.

Mujitapha: Jews are devils, a day will come when u will reap wat u sew.To the hyprocrites symphatisers of jews, u too are devils,may Allah punish u all.

Wetin u smoke dis morning,

Na so craze dey start

oh lord forgive me for using my expensive mb to click on this silly topic,

what

Wise as you wise check as you check them go still cheat you

Oh Lord forgive me for i have sinned,i used my mb to click on this silly topic, Oh lord i promise never to do it again in the name of jesus christ your son amen

You spend almost 50k give girl just to bleep her toto U know sabi say ashawo cheap pass and na only 500 naira dem dey collect
You go buy henessy 40k to take high you know sabi say ogogoro dey high pass and na only 40 naira dem dey sell am
You go buy Iphone 150k to use browse,you know sabi say nokia 2700 dey browse pass and na only 10k dem dey sell am
You go spend 10million do election campaign,you know sabi say to snatch ballot box cheap pass and na only 10k per box snatched
You dey hungry u go buy indomie for 200naira to come chop u know sabi say garri dey belleful pass and na only 20naira per cup dem dey sell am

football betting no be come chop, there are no fixed matches,the chances of you losing your money is higher than your chances of doubling your money,anybody that tells you other wise is a bookie,na thunder go fire that dwarf messi if to say na getafe him play so him for score hatrick,na common saudi arabia were spain wipe 5 were him no fit score one goal

I dey harma like obama, my money plenty like a farma,i got girlfriends am a charma life is dull without drama

I have been fortunate to know both hausa and efik language,and one thing i realised is that the share some words though the words have different meanings the include
1)Kudi in hausa means money but in efik kudi means don't come
2)kunana in hausa means you are burning me but in efik it means don't sleep
3)nama in hausa means meat but nama in efik means do it
there are more but thats the few in can remember

This pastor no wan wisen up,him mates dey flow private jets him still the ride that him old mercedes