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@platinumnk,
na wa ooooooooo.Thank God ur case is in court,if not enof men 4 die 4 ya hand.

*turned his back,ignoring her*[sup][/sup]

@platinumnk,
don't play smart wit me woman! R u sayin r not married to my client even after u claimed he forced u?

@ibkaye,
na who be ewu again madam?

@platinumnk,

^{*did she just say dat or is it d red label again?*}

^{*approaches d bench wit a cute swagger*}

@platinumnk,
Is it a coincidence dat ur cousins name is oxone?
Is it not dsame oxone dat u r doin?
U said he forced u,but hav u not been married to my client for 2 years?

@ifeleke,
Honourable judge,it is senior advocate ebila(phd,fbi,nta,mtn) i beg ur pardon!

@platinumnk,
Is it not true dat u were seen in a fancy restaurant wi another man?
Is it not true dat u r seeing dis other man?
Is it not true dat u're still married to my client?
Will i be wrong to say dat u r a very bad wife?

@ifeleke,
Honourable judge,i humbly request dat d case against my client be thrown out as d case against him is purely bonkom ^{*where did i get that from?*}

@platinumnk,
Dis na d reason y i dey fear women.U neva settle wit 190 finish u don dey do oxone?Take am easy o!

@ifeleke,
Judge,i beg subpoena(whateva) platinumnk on grounds say she dey do two men!^{*did dat com out of my sealed lips?*}

@190,
Bros,everywhere wey dem dey fight,if i look,na u.If gurl want divorce,na u.If boy want beat,na u.Wetin dey happen sef?

@ifeleke,
Honourable judge,i no talk say i dey support 190 o,but y miss plat dey lie now?She say him dey beat her,meanwhile na assassin naim d guy beat.Make she bring d original proof.

Wonders will neva cease!

@haley,
Gurl,let d tears go cos d hurt will go wit them,but pls don't let d luv go cos u'll need it for someone more deserving.U should b glad he didn't break up wit u one week b4 ur weddin',so u can see it's all for d best.Goodluck dearie & pretend u didn't see any criticism-infested-post.

@Poster,
Depends,if she slept wit guys dat were not her b/f(s),then she is loose,else,she's just normal jare!

@Iredia,
Leave thoniaslim alone o or me & u go throw blow!

@patwhizkid,
Even when a guy has real problem,u're still harsh.Na wa 4 u o!

@gestapo,
Na account dem don dey take marry?

@y_me,
Gurl,dat's was realy deep.Nice one.

@ayeesha,
U sound very soft! I fit don dey love u o!

@poster,
^{*puts hand on his jaw,pondered 4 a while,then, *}
Guy,was it dat u hated goin' out and if u're goin' to work u use a personal tunnel.U should've met someone at least.Or is there somethin' u're not tellin' us?

Though i don't know many NLers,but i'd say THONIASLIM.

@Poster,
If i see God,that's d first question i'll ask.Mine got lost like over two years ago and i've not had anythin' that is worth it ever since.Well,guess i'll just wait to see if there's another.

@Poster,
Hell NO!!! I certainly ain't gonna approve my wife's lesbianism .She shouldn't go after men either.

@iice,
gurl,dat's deep,i like that.it really makes a whole lot of sense!

@All d ladies,
Ladies,truthfully,we get really intimidated by women that r smarter and trust me,we have every reason to be.First off,analyze d kind of guy u'll like to end up with.Is it a guy that u'll b smarted than?My guess is NO! Again,have u really been involved in a discussion with a guy u're smarter than?If yes,would u say u were lookin 4ward to chattin' wit d guy?My guess is NOT REALLY.
Listen ladies,it is our job to take care of a woman in every sense,and if it is d other way round,we just feel like, (i can't even bring myself to say it).A guy is supossed to be his girl's hero,even in smartness(exposure,intelligence etc) and if he isn't,well,let's just say it hurts him like magma on rubber! Finally,if we only wanna hump,then we don't care who's smarter,but if we wanna keep we really care!

@Poster,
Pure madness!

@iice,
U r gettin' it all wring.When i say trust,i mean trust when it comes to people doin' stuff.For instance,if u've neva caught ur boyfriend in a lie,do u trust him neva to lie,if u've not caught ur boyfriend in cheatin',will u trust him neva to cheat?Get my point?

@iice,

I don't trust anyone completely. . .

Then wot's dis about not trustin' anyone completely?

@phatwhizkid,
Since nobody is fightin' for u,what's up babe?

@TOLA77,
U've not done anything wrong for havin' a crush on ur colleague.But u'll do wrong if u don't put ur feelings in check,trust me!The way u're goin',if this Nick guy gets u alone in a room,u'll ruin ur life,i bet u a million dollars.Talk to ur husband always,even if u already do,talk to him more and if possible,let him speed up his travel arrangements or better still travel to him.If u know God,u could ask him for help,just tell him to kill ur crush for this guy.I just said a prayer for u now!Goodluck!

Nobody is worth fighting for,whether guys or gurls.If ur man or woman does not know ur worth,then it really is better u guys part ways!

I'm outta 'ere!

@Oxone,
Man,i feel make a man trustworthy,u have to trust him.

@iice,
Don't u think not trusting ur boyfriend completely could tempt u to believing somethings said 'bout them?

@kissmylips,
Neat!

@Poster,
Man,impeccable retaliatory attack! I can imagine d look on her face.

@Poster,
Simple,just earn it!