₦airaland Forum

@sweetberry,
Shei,u rotten no be small.So u disvirgin at d age of 15?Hope say u no keep up with too much f**king?

@poster,
If that gurl were my sister,i'd kill u for even dating her,and for disvirginin' her?I'd kill ur spirit alongside ur body.Ass wipe!

@diva1,
Let dat jackass go and look for somebody more deservin'.

@sisterwoman,

I have had one failed marriage thus giving me a bit of insite on how not to do it this time around.

Sorry 'bout that.

"Age ain't nothin' but a number" LOL. Yeah right! Listen y'all,age has a whole lot to play in a relationship.For starters,it's funny how love does not often take gurls to guy 10 years younger than themselves often.and also it's funny how love does not take gurls to men 20 years younger than themselves often if not for money.Believe it or not,no one wants to be in a relationship where the woman want to be in charge or the man all cos he's older.Rather,we want a relationship where we don't feel old,but within same age bracket. Age is more than a number,cos between those nubers lie either your happiness or sadness.

"Age ain't nothin' but a number" LOL. Yeah right! Listen y'all,age has a whole lot to play in a relationship.For starters,it's funny how love does not often take gurls to guy 10 years younger than themselves often.and also it's funny how love does not take gurls to men 20 years younger than themselves often if not for money.Believe it or not,no one wants to be in a relationship where the woman want to be in charge or the man all cos he's older.Rather,we want a relationship where we don't feel old,but within same age bracket. Age is more than a number,cos between those nubers lie either your happiness or sadness.

Pure stupidity best describe d reason!

@poster: If only this gurl knows what u're goin' thru just to make her happy.
Anyway,here's one romantic way u can go about it.If u have an ok voice,take her to a karaoke bar,sing her her favourite love song and at d end of it,make sure a bar man walks to her table with d ring opened on a try,and ask her over d mic "will u marry me and make me the happiest man alive?"

@sisterwoman: Once again good post!

@Poster: Listen girlfriend,no guy will love u & cheat on u at dsame time,trust me,i'm a guy! Ur main problem is dat he's cheatin' on u & u ought to walk right outta there!

@Poster: I'd simply walk away

@sisterwoman,
R u very old?cos wit d way u analyze issues,u do so wit (inculcated) experience.alot of ur post have been very reasonable.

@seun,
What i was implyin' was he didn't want d break up speech to come out from him,so he needed an excuse.

As much as i try to be 'macho',one day kills me But if there's no love,what da f**k!

@Poster,
How long has ur boyfriend been 'tripping'?If it's been for more than 2,3 months,then girlfriend,u just gasto move on.Possibilities r that he was tired of the relationship but didn't wanna hurt u by callin' it off so he was lookin' for an excuse,which finally came.
don't keep thinkin' u can't do without him,cos u'll be doin' urself more harm than good.U r what u r,u can do whaever u wanna do.U love him,i understand,but sometimes,things happen for more better things to happen.If he loves a s much as u love him,beliv me,he'll want to know why u hurt him(then realise he was only bein' paranoid).Just take it easy k?

@diva1,
It's so sad u had to go thru these.I asked in one thread i posted if i could exchange u for my girlfriend and that cos u seem to have a very good heart.Listen,ur boyfriend is a real jackass! You did absolutely nothing wrong.Just move on cos u truly deserve something better.

@Poster: Really,stop drinkin'.

@Plantinumnk: Plat,u don come again?

@Ibkaye: Distance relationship sucks most times,so i agree with u.

@Poster: Very nice one.

@topup: I am very gentlemanly so i actually use sorry each time i'm wrong,sometimes when i'm not,just to make things flow,but when i decide on somethin',it could take God to change my mind.

@diva1: Ur boyfriend is very unreasonable,just like my girlfriend.

Dressin' have their times.U dress differently when u're young & ur dressin' changes when u get older,but if it doesn't change,then it means u're still immature.A gurl could dress sexy,very sexy without bein' skimpy.Why d hell will u put on a blouse dat makes it seem like ur boobs will pop out any second?If i see dat,all i want is a piece of it.Skimpy dresses call for sex,sex & more sex,period.

@Diva1: Can i xchange u wit my gurl?

@ournaija: Of course i am in charge.Sayin' sorry does not mean u're cheap.

@izeek: Y is sorry d hardest word?

It is a single word,yet it is d most difficult for alot of people,d word is SORRY!
I have issues with my girlfriend simply cos she can't say sorry.What is wrong in sayin' sorry?Does it make u feel less of a man or woman?Does it make u feel cheap?I really don't get it mostly cos i use it so often & it helps calm things,even wit my so-called girlfriend.

It is a single word,yet it is d most difficult for alot of people,d word is SORRY!
I have issues with my girlfriend simply cos she can't say sorry.What is wrong in sayin' sorry?Does it make u feel less of a man or woman?Does it make u feel cheap?I really don't get it mostly cos i use it so often & it helps calm things,even wit my so-called girlfriend.

Of course,if i've not hit that a**.

@poster,
Yes,but dat was yesterday!

@platinumnk,
Don't bother disturbin' urself.Just admit u've lost & go back to ur husband.4get 'bout dat small boy ^{*wot's dat his name sef?*}, oxone.He will only decieve u n leave u.

@190,
Cool down now.If u no say u fit do d work,y u employ me?Na only me go talk to d judges cos na me be ur attorney.^{*scolding wit a huge frown on is face*}

@ifeleke & y_me,
Honourable judges,u need no further proofs to show dat plat has been a very bad wife .She shouldn't have brought my client to court in d first place cos she's d one who's guilty.Once again honourable judges,i humbly request dat dis case should be thrown out of ur honourable & esteemed court on d grounds dat my client is not guilty.Thank u my lords!!!