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@poster,
Do u fink u can hav like 200-300 hundred naira?*if u no get,borrow* Den here's wot u shud do to blow her mind!

Buy 2 packs of indomie(dat'll cost like 100 naira max),buy 2 eggs(dat'll cost 60 bucks max),den buy 2 bottles of chilled coke(dat'll cost like 100 bucks),buy 2 candles(dat'll cost like 40 bucks max).Prepare d indomie and eggs,serve it(not on d dining but d floor but put somfin 4 ground i beg o!),light d two candles,if PHCN mess up,use ur fone play romantic music(let it be very low).Write diff fins on small pieces of paper (fins like; Na u dey make me kolo,I'm crazy bout u,Can't help loving u etc) and throw dem evrywhere in ur crib,startin' from d door.Then invite her in.D idea is she would see d piece of paper from d door n start pickin d rest n readin'.After which d two of u would now sit n dine.If she dey reasonable,u'd make her day,trust me.And it'll only cost 300 naira!

googles:
[size=13pt]yes i have done it before and the heavens did not fall dat day,twas good and we had a very relationship afterwards that lasted two years [/size]

See,d truth doesn't kill!
@post,
It ain't a sin except wen there wasn't d mutual attraction.I ain't sayin' it shud happen often doh!

Nna na wao! Can sombody pls find Pweety4mee or get me a val?Valentine don reach finish o! @Adekeade08: Wetin u dey do sef?I fink say u be match-maker,how com i neva hook-up?

ayettymama:
LWKMD!!!!!

well im single

and luvin it luvin it!!!

so NO there will be no nookie for me

_{probably for a veeeeeeeeery long tyme!!!}

Y na?Lovin' bein single?It sound rather strange!

baybbootz:
change direction and energy naw. As the saying goes thyre plenty fishes in the ocean.lol.
big sys your back, yayyy.are you sure you differentiated my coloured from the whites??

Maybe na wetin man go do! But i loff d babe well well.

@Pweety,
Honey boo,Chocolate cupcake,where u dey na?I'm missin' u like Blackface dey miss Tuface n Faze!

daduke2k:
On my tour around d globe doin her majesty's order, i met a preety girl dat threw me off my feet, so lovely ,a damsel out of d blues.i proposd 2 her waitin in agony 4 her reply. @ebila, niggy dont mean no harm, sory we got enchantd by d same gurl. I cant help it.

U had beta help it o! Stay off my Pweety!

patwhizkid:
Ebi, i'm always online but invisible o.

Den u shud be buzzin' evry once in a while k?

patwhizkid:
Ha Ebi, i left FB since October o.

Hence my inability to track u! U don't seem to be using rocketmail no more cos don't c u online either!

baybbootz:
show her ypor skillz and may the best man win

D koko na say we no dey even see d babe sef! Na air person go show skills?

raphy:
how can u know who u r realy taikin to whn som ppl dont realy have pics?

D idea is not to necessarily knpw dem but to hav fun!

baybbootz:
ndo, e go better.
you that is suggesting love ,who is your val sef?

My dear,na Pweety4me o.I don propose dey wait 4 reply so tey anoda guy from no where com dey call her him 'baby'.

patwhizkid:
Hiya ebi, i've been around o, i shud be asking u dat.

I've also bin around.Even wrote on ur wall on FB on time without responce.

baybbootz:
love no be by force,are u a see-er.

No be by force,don't get me wrong.I'm just sayin'. N nope,i ain't a see-er! Stout no go gree person see sef!  

patwhizkid:
I'm free o

Pat dear,where hav u bin all diz years?

Mannylex:
hmmm! tough gurl.

Manny,even tough chicks need luv,highest na tough luv! So Baybootz need luv too!

daduke2k:
Hmm hot. Abeg make una helep me find my pweety.

Ur Pweety ke?Pweety wey i don propose to?O boy no find my trouble o!

delagasky:
@Accopen,
how was your weekend, its all fair in game and love , no pun intended, your girl does this dj and a whole lot of guys in here strong thing, dedicate a love song to somebody, and enjoy having me as a fair competition.
this is the song requested by ebila reminding pweety4me "dont u know"

Chorus- My babie don't you know that i,
Really love you so,
And i'll, never let you go, cause i'm the only one who loves you back.
(REPEAT CHORUS).

Oh my babie dont you know,
That i really love you so,
And i'll never ever let you go.

Verse 1- I can't believe you've done this to me,
(You put me into a magic spell, the first time i saw your face).
You said i was the only one for you,
(All the things that you've done to me, it made me feel the way i feel).
I can't go on, if you're not in my side,
(Like a robot, you got me programmed to fall for you).
You strike me with thunder and fire,
(Every time i see you, you lift my spirit higher).

solo 1- I can't go on with the feelings of the things that you do,
Is like, dancing to a different kind of groom,
I look at you and it seems to me that my heart will overflow,
Cause in the light and the darkness, my soul always glows.

bridge- What can i do, to prove this to you,
(Cause all this days, i can't think of nothing else).
What can i do , to make you understand,
(Cause you got me psycho triping).

(REPEAT CHORUS).

Verse 2- Look into my eyes and tell me what you see,
(I see longer desires, only you can stop that fire).
Said i looked at you and i loose my self control(lord),
Gurl, you're killing me slow slow, said you must be the only love i'm feeling
(realize, memorize, mezmerize, see me nice, understand).

Solo 2- I still can't go on with the feelings of the things of that you do,
Every that i will do is just for me and you,
And i will treat you like a lady better than no one could ever do,
Cause you're killing me, killing me, killing me softly.

(REPEAT BRIDGE)
(REPEAT CHORUS TWICE or TRICE)

(c) plantashun boyz

Fenk u DJ,u too much! Now where's my Pweety baby?

@H-babe,
Nofin do u o! Sharp sharp na ur name na im start request show 4 NL.

@Post,
Anyway,make me sef make my own request.Dj Dalagasky,pls post me 'Baby don't u know' by Planteshun Boiz for my one n only Pweety4me.

Pweety4me,
Where r u pweety?

Pweety4me:
_{Hmmm i'll think abourrit. . .}

Pweetie honey,r u still finkin' bout it?Valentine is just around d corner o!

Pweety4me:
_{I dey ooo u 2 miss me? how u doing?}

Of course i missed u dearie! N i ain't got a val.Will u be my val?

@pweety4mee,
Sup gurl?It's bin a while!

adolfe bad:
CHI BABY really needs to ~get totally swept off her feet

Carry broom na!

@Bayboots,
Sup gurl?Why r u still val-less?

amuki:
@ ebila
3 GBOSAS for u!

Fenks o jare!

lyfe:
@ Ebira
You took those words right from my mouth,

Really?Good to know u're also finkin' dat way!

omega25red:
I think you are over reacting because he is actually keeping you in the know of what is going on. He is trying to show you that you have nothing to worry about but you are acting up. you even went as far as telling him to date her   do you even hear yourself i think he deserves to dump you and actually date someone else because if he had kept this a secret you would have been like ooooooooooooh my man is cheating and now he is telling you to show that he is not trying anything and you are misbehaving.

p.s men actually do be-friend women they dont want to sleep with

I don't quite share same view as u on dat! She isn't overreacting.Him telling her doesn't mean he is in love wif dat oda gurl,but him going on n on abut her is wot makes him in love wif her.If he wanted to prove she had nofin to worry about,den he shud've minimized d number of time dat gurl becoms a subject of their discussion.Really!!!

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]lol, yes i do. sorry, too late.
but take heart. . . [/color]

Aaawww! Can it get any worse? Amaka dat would've consoled me is taken! I'm val-less o!

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff1199]see ebila whining. classic.[/color]  

Amaka,i just lost somfin good,wetin i 4 do? Anyways,do u hav a val yet?

Abekeade08:
Good morning peeps. I slept in so late after a late night rendezvous with my Platinum, hmm my toes are still curled up from the memories of our passionate,  Anyway let me stop, before  haters like 190 jump on my a*.s

@190, Thanks for doing the recap, but who asked you sef, and please stop hating on Madlady & Scobby?? They are one of the most romantic couples on this thread. If you are so frustrated by their outpouring of love, then please go find your own Val that will shower will attention.

@Ebila, I no dey put Sand for your Garri, I just don't want Chi baby to be hurt na.

@Manny-No val yet??- where is Moyola by the way

@Eloquent, Dude, check the recap na, and pick a babe, Valentine is around the corner.

It never was my intention to hurt her.But dat's inconsequential right now,dat yeye boy don appear from no where.D babe 4 jell o! Anyhow sha,i'm gonna hav to find anoda loff! Good bye my Chi-baby,i hope he treats u well!

@post,
I wanna giv u a hint of wot might be happenin' using a personal experience.I've got dis friend who kept on talkin' bout a particular guy to her boyfriendwho obviously doesn't wanna hear dose talks.She went on n on and eventually realised she was in love wif d guy.She couldn't leave her boyfriend so she didn't bother to break up wif him,but just went ahead to date dat oda guy also! Right now she's dating d two guys.The fin is,ur boyfriend may be in love wif d oda gurl n not know it yet,he may soon realise it n leave u or cheat on u.Hav a serious talk wif him wit threat of a breakup or just get set for d worse!

Scooby1:
In this kingdom there is only one queen,
for me and that is you,
you are a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day,
a rare gem that should be cherished and loved,
It is not everyday I get to meet a rare gem like you,
your beauty is dazzling and most of all
your sense of humour is captivating (especially in NL sexuality section)
am so glad to have this opportunity to connect with you
each little memory of you i will treasure dearly for they are about you
a person i will cherish ever so deeply
you are my African Queen.

O boy see lyrics abeg! Nofin do u man!

Abekeade08:
Chibaby, don't mind Ebila ooh. Na big cheat, if you fall in his trap, na immediate heart break ooh.  

404, where you dey na??

Ha ahn! WHy u dey burn my cable na?I loff d girl well well.I don even make reservations 4 Obudu ranch.Na dia d val go take place! Dat 404 guy don carry anoda babe go una still dey worry una selves!

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=392887.msg5463234#msg5463234 date=1265494901]ebila am hooked! i cnt let go of my val so easily n besides, 3 oda guys cme b4 u sooo. . .

but seriously, ds is not funni anymore. . am gettin pushed 2 lettin go of 404eater but something in me wunt jus lemmi do it    [/quote]Let him go jare.D boy is not serious! How can he live u lonely like dis wen i am here to giv u luvin? Dose oda gays no serious,na me be d man!

Abekeade08:
*Death*

R231-I am still trying to be nuetral, but it be like say TKB don coner Wunmi ooh.
See this bobo trying to take advantage ooh.

SOS for 404- Dude, ebila is trying to steal your girl

No be my fault na! Who be dis 404 sef wey no fit dey around to take care of him baby! Chi-baby,come lemme take care of u jo!

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=392887.msg5463029#msg5463029 date=1265492857]noooo i got hooked up wiv my luvly 404eater 2days ago   he's disappeared tho not seen him 4 awhile[/quote]He's disappeared?Den u & I can still be 2geda naw!  

@Chi-baby,
Now now?Who u don hook up to?Anyway,dat takes u off my list!

Abekeade08:
Look at this olojukokoro. You and 3 girls, you fit handle them sef?? All na mouth, when it comes time to do the deed then, you go dey shake.

I go take procold if i shake na! Nyways,Chi-baby has hooked up,so she's off my list.Now it's Ibkaye & Tanimz!

Mannylex:
Chi, not the dudes fault, it's just that u're simply hawt. sefini

Took it right out of my mouth! Fenks bro!

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=392887.msg5462539#msg5462539 date=1265487574] wat is ds supposed 2 mean?? nwayz i dnt do sharin so take ma name off your list![/quote]Chi-baby,didn't mean to upset u dear,but can't just help it.U won't hav to share me u know.I'd be all urs from morning till afternoon!

@post,
Hope i'm allowed to hav multiple vals cos i'd like Tanimz,Chi-baby & of course Ibkaye to be my vals! ^{*i'd giv all of u equal time,gifts & romance(promise)*}