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Same reason why most black people want him to win.

Folahann, you must be s genius, as I would never have figured it out in a million years. Ye ase mo ya olodo to bai, Olorun mi won ni kin kawe mi o kawe.

I have been receiving the same email. She claims to have gotten my email address off Nairaland. Just ignore it.

Jill,

In addition to what the others have said, you can visit Bluewater and Lakeside although these are not in London, they are not far from London. You will find all the shops in London at these 2 locations Debenhams in Lakeside, John Lewis in Bluwater and I think also House of Fraser. Then they have a massive clearance Next store in Lakeside and also a massive Primark store if you want cheap stuffs.
Good luck shopping!

Hi Peeps,
I have a wedding and engagement to attend in September and I want to look my best I can do my make up so but I am hopeless at tying gele, any recommendations? Please post contact details and price, if the deal is good I will introduce ou to some friends too.

Congrats Sam, glad to hear you did well.

folahann:
EbonyJ, I've cracked the formula for that your trick just as i always do for others

Please share it here, I am still trying to find out the trick behind it. I have tried numbers outside 1-10, it does not work.

You will be fine Sam. Let's know how you did.

My people you all keep calling me Ebonyi, I no be Calabar girl o, itis EBONYJ-Ebonyj. The J is for J, my first name.

Okay , since you are all very bored, this is a lil test for you.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!


It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
go out to eat.

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758,

If you haven't, add 1757.

6, Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)

sunej:
kai e no fit can be my babe that oyibo de shag like that!

Shine ya eye well, you go see say na ya gal.

Wow, thank you guys. I will do as you have recommended.

Nah, I did not o, I am not that intelligent o

tufe:
why are all the women saying amen to this prayer na wa oh

Because we need the Lord to protect us from strangling men

Sorry this has now been deleted. Since most people did not get the joke.

lol, glad you fell for it. Come see as I run go the site to check my hubby's whereabout I was already dialling his number hoping to tell him " Dearie, I know where you are"but lo and behold up came some oyinbo couples.

@Kunleoshob- Nope that was not me, can't you see clearly. That was you and your partner getting jiggy , lol

Google earth have now teamed up with trackapartner, all you need to do is enter your partners or anyone else you want to tracks mobile number, the phones GPS sends signal to satallite to locate the exact location of the phone and it is shown on google earth their whereabouts.

www.track-your-partner.com

I did it before, very accurate, bit scarey really.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!


It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
go out to eat.

(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758,

If you haven't, add 1757.

6, Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)

@ Poster, How much is this?

ziontrain:
Ebonyi, Welcome to Nigeria! When did you leave home? Looks like you've been away for a long time. Naijas will not reply because there's nothing in it for them. Very unfortunate.

I will suggest you peruse the postings on this forum. You will be able to have a fairly accurate "guesstimate" of the price for the vehicles. As for the buffing machines, I think you will have to go on 3-day fast and pray that someone replies.

Sprry for the late response,thank you me dear, I thought we are all hear to help each other out,I will be going to Nigeria to research it myself. I have found a buyer for my buffing machines though, thanks again for your help.

Fashola, we all know we should be back home, but what do you have to offer to us when we come back home? Se you go give us grant to start business  or do something worthwhile?When we see the government doing something to Nigeria, trust me, you will not have to beg and plead for pleople to come home, they will come back willingly.

Anyway, as much as I would like to move back to NIgeria, I cannot afford to do so now , why?

1.I have not made enough to establish a company/business in Nigeria
2. Lack of security- ole lotun, ole losi, mi o le wa ku iku ibon o
3. Poor Electricity
4. Bad Roads
5. Hungry policemen full ground yakata looking for people to feed on
Not to mention water,  unemployment  and the list goes on and on.

In all honesty, I will not say it has changed my like , but it has improved my knowledge in some aspects of business and communicating with people.

So 3 gbosa's to the creator of the creator of Nairaland

GBOSA!GBOSA!GBOSA!

More grease to your elbow, Seun

mykali:
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if u don't know who johnny is, how come do u want to adopt him ni?

johnny is one of the most stubborn children in the world, (if he aint the only one). and he is older than his ''little'' age. capiche?

Really?

I reject a child like Johnny in the name of Jesus!

tytylayor:
y u dey deny d boy before? u see person wey wan adopt d boy for u u no still happy

Thank you o, people don't appreciate what they have until someone else comes along and takes it.

In saying that, who exactly is Johnny?

Okay, to settle this, I go adopt Johnny.

case dismissed!

Stale ke, this is my first time of seeing/reading this o, Mykali, no mind them it is funny

lol

:oYou are looking for Ibkaye's trouble!

Nice!

gabrywyl:
For your information, I am a good singer

No matter how good a singer you are , dont sing this for your man o, him no go see th funny side at all

gabrywyl:
Ebony,

You are damn hilarious girl!!! Keep up the good work

Thanks Gaby!

tufe:
gbosa!!! na wetin she go hear for her head

@ Tufe, my man is a lover not a fighter, even if he should hear me saying this prayer he will join in(na lie o, him go carry me back go my papa house)lol