Never read it before, funny.

1 out of 5 for this.

Very funny picture version.

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fyneboye:

JEDI-JEDI is caused by taking too much of, i mean excess sweet things. Well If you know why did you need help. But wait a minutes its not a kind of pile.
The picture you see is me.
Thanks.
genuinefacts@yahoo.com
08025192659

Na fight, I say the matter don resolve insef.
Abegi jo.

kadman:

It's not Nigerian Embassy that Issues passport,it's Passport Office in Ikoyi / Festac. Send me a yahoo IM. And I'll give you someone's number. It'll take about 10 days,used to be faster before. But it's longer now because of the E Passport stuff.

Sorry Passport office. I will do just that or better still can you email the number to jaina67@hotmail.com. Thanks

Na inferiority complex dey worry any person that thinks say Naijas are arrogant. I went to Paris recently and met some Senegalese, they were very polite and friendly at first the minute I told them I was Nigerian, their attitude changed, they said they did not like Nigerians because Nigerians are:
a- Arrogant
b- Wicked
c- something in French can;t remember
I just told them to jugde people as individuals  and bid them farewell.

So really Yes there are Nigerians who are arrogant, so also are those who are crooks, and  there also you will find those who are absolutely down to earth , intelligent and honest.

People should learn to jugde others as individuals and not by where they come from, or the colour of their skin, or the language they speak or the religion they practise.
Anyway enough tori.

I know and i intend to which is why I want to know in advance if anybody here has connections in order to make the process quicker as I have been told it could take up to 3 weeks.

Please does anyone have connections in the Nigerian Embassy in Nigeria or know how I can get a Nigerian Passport. I am fed up of having to queue for visa everytime I am going to Naija, besides most of the peope who work in the London Branch(Northumberland Avenue) are so bloody rude ,went there last week and had to wait about 3 hours just to submit passport. So please if you have any connections or long legs in getting naija passport let me know asap, I would need it issued within a week.

Sweet heart, I know very well what diabetes is, trust me. Jedijedi is definitley a type of PILE.

Thanks for the offer, cute baby you have there or is that you?

My dear, most creams don't work, I have tried Bio oil, cocoa butter and all. then my grandma told me to try Ori(Unrefined Shea Butter) this helped, but I could not stand the smell, but for my friend who did the mark is hardly noticeable so if you can bear the sight and smell then try Ori.

No_ I would prefer to buy the materail and sew.

mona83:

Hey,
I am a make-up artist and i tie gèlè beautifully as well. I live in Ibadan so if you will give me your number or e-mail, i can send you pictures of my works, then we can work out the modalities. I look forward to hearing from you.

Please send me an email and your price list to jaina67@hotmail.com.
Thanks.

eudio:

why don't u keep trying until u get it right.

practice they say makes perfect

I know my dear, honestly I have been trying but wo it is not easy, imagine me trying to tie a gele for one hour a few Sundays ago, my husband almost left me at home.  Thanks to everyone.

helpee:

jedi jedi is a misnomer.
to some people, it is PILE otherwise called HAEMORRHOID, to some it is BACKACHE, while to others is IMPOTENCE.
some take ANAL PRURITUS to be jedijedi while to others it is RECTAL PROLAPSE.
some take it to be ANAL FISSURE, to some it is ANAL FISTULA.
So let us know what is wrong with your boy then we will know the english name of your own jedijedi

Nothing is wrong with him now thank God, but for a few days before he was constipated and farting quite alot. Things have returned to normal now so all sorted. I will get the aparo thingy that someone mentioned. Thanks for your help.

thanks so much for your help, just to let you know , I am beginning to have a better understanding of this shares thing, I have opened a CSCS account with Prominent Securities so I think for now I am on the right track.

Please disregards above just realised a new picture was up. A lot better that the first

Cigarette and the colour of her eyes , if you keep it to her natural eye colour and loose the cigarette, the picture would be okay. As someone said the make is not great but manageable.

Thanks, I will get someone to get it for me as I don't reside in naija

Thank you dear, honestly I have tried so many times and yet the gele always comes out looking like , s**@t. I will keep trying, thanks for your help though.

People please help this lady now, why not look for someone who has been before, I will help you ask around and get back to you.

skweezer:

Hello Nairaland,
I need any one of you to help me on how i can use my nigeria visa card and US visa card to buy/ purchase laptop online beside i had already tried all i could do to no avail,

Thanks in a million

I don't know about buying laptops online from Nigeria o(say you are int he UK now I can recommend you go to ww.dell.com, www.hp.com there are so many sites you can buy from), but if you are in desperate need of a laptop, my friend has brand new HP laptops for sale not sure of the full details but you can call her on 08054661118 her name is Sunmbo tell her you got her number from Jumoke. Hope this helpful.

Try Masterfare, I use them all the time they are quite good and you may get a ticket under £600 if you book early.

Masterfare- 0207 4207333

yes sir

So ko si eniti o mo gele we ni Ibadan? Na wa o, please now,

Brash!:

i swear the case na serious one ooo!

Nothing serious about it, the boy just has a sweet tooth, I don't give it to him but everytime we go out someone always ends up getting him a sweetie or icecream, which i don't always alow him to have but for the past few days he has been bringing home party packs from nursery and I can't deny the poor boy now.

minute:

And the Medication for JediJedi is APORO EPA IJEDI.LOL

Thanks Brash, I will get that when I come home, can you give this to a 2 year old?

virgie:

Jedi - jedi is pile.

twinskenny:

Thought its called PILE?

Thanks ladies, thought so but was not sure.
Thank you.

No its not jaundice I know what jaundice is and it is mostly found in new born babies.

Jedijedi - This is occurs when someone has eaten too much sugary stuff and the bum area becomes itchy and the person farts a lot.

I know some people will laugh, but my 2 year old I think has jedijedi and I want to get hhim something off the counter but I don't know what jedijedi is in English, please help me out. lol

Sorry for your loss, I know exactly how you are feeling I lost my baby in December , but I am here now, God helped me through, God will see you through.

I am not the most beautiful girl in the world but I don't care, I don't wear make up all the time and I feel very comfortable without it, the only thing I cannot do without is my lip gloss.

Vivica Fox, in TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME!

bigmodo:

So i could get a free visa to america anytime i wish to travel.

NO, no freedom to that extent o