Praise The Lord! It's good to be alive

There is a Uche Diala on Facebook , you might want to try the person.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Uche_Diala/544287307

She does not need to. Instead of an elaborate wedding she can just have a quiet church blessing, she should have thought of that before opening her legs now.

You know you are a mum when you put Bonjela on your lips instead of a lip balm
You know you are a mum when  you use baby wipes for cleaning everything. 

tEsLim:

yOU ARE A DAD WHEN!!!

1. You can't talk on the phone for few secs before the receiver says 'its that your son in the background'?
2. When you can't even shag the time you want , and you're always like are they asleep?

lol that is so true, mu hubby's always like, what if we wake him up, or can he hear us, PMSL

Does anyone know where I can get training in Fabric draping, balloon decoration etc in the London area, I have searched and can't find any where suitable. Please send an email to jaina67@hotmail.com.
Regards.

Nivea and any baby oil.

Damiso,

I feel you. Although I am a member of the choir I am beginning to think I should leave and just concentrate  on serving God in other ways. I find that the so-called social gatherings that are organised by christians tend to be filled with gossip and backbiting,and I sometimes find myself participating it both consciously and unconsciously( I THEN GET HOME FEELING VERY GUILTY I have come to realise that there are so many ways of serving God aside from being a worker in the church. You can serve God with your money by helping the needy. You can stay behind and clean up the church, help with decorating the church, you can work with the children without being part  of the childrens team, you can even take a day out a week or a month by dedicating it to praying for the pastors, and the the spiritual growth of the church.

It is well my sister, I know you have a good heart , please do whatever the Holy Spirit directs you to do, don't let anybody force/blackmail you into doing anything the Holy spirit has not put a stamp on.

SHALOM!!!!!

I am sorry , I did check but didn't see one.

Congrats to Mr 9ice, Gongo will be soing in the 9ice residence this today.



Rave singer 9ice and his wife Toni have received their first baby!

The baby, already named Zion, was delivered at 12:43am on Thursday December 4, at Presbytarian hospital, Southern California, United States of America.

9ice is currently away in Cyprus honouring a performance engagement, but he received the news with excitement and gratitude to God. ”I’m very happy. And we give God all the glory” he said.

The singer only recently returned from the US after spending time with his pregnant wife and headlining scheduled gigs.

9ice and Toni tied the knots at a private ceremony in Lagos on July 17, 2008.

The baby-a boy- weighed 8.3 pounds at birth; and was delivered by Dr. Delshad George.

December 5, 2008


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I love David, he was a sinner and he was always getting into trouble, but he had great faith in God and knew how to praise God , he was a very brave person as well, I admire his courage and faith. The only problem is that he fought all the days of his life. I also love Esther.

Sunday, November 30, 2008
NOLLYWOOD STAR ACTRESS ,INI EDO MARRIES PHILLIP EHIGWINA IN EKET,AKWA IBOM STATE, NIGERIA



Reported by Niyi Tabiti
After severl postponements and speculations in the media, Nigeria born star actress, Iniobong Edo finally married her controversial lover, Phillip Ehigwina in oil rich town of Eket, Akwa Ibom State; Nigeria.The event took place yesterday 29 November 2008.
Accompanied by friends and relatives, Phillip stormed the home town of the actress in style and formally showed off that he is indeed man enough to take their daughter as his darling wife. On her path, Ini Edo was also extremely happy about her choice of man.She told friends that Phillip is her everything.
Expectedly, it was a roll call of her colleagues in Nollywood that graced the occasion. The list includes the Desmond Elliot, Oge Okoye, Rita Dominic, Mama Gee and the duo of Aki and Paw Paw. The event lasted till yesterday night. The traditional wedding was a knock out for critics of the star actress who thought that her relationship with Phillip, the United States based dude would not lead to wedding. Ini further fuelled this some months back when she denied any plan for marriage.
It should be recalled that Phillip and his ex-wife, Ruth went their seperate ways years back over allegation and counter allegations bothering on infidelity.

http://niyitabiti..com/2008/11/nollywood-star-actress-marries-phillip.html

Thank you ma, I will never poke my nose into other peoples business again **[size=5pt]quietly leaves the room**[/size]

Abeg o, Romade, I am sorry , I get 14 kids and 5 husbands to take care of no let Exstar deal with me o.

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.

both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten enthusiastic on the bacardi breezers.

incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
one of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

she was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

after the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

the next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed with a hang over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
'these girl nights have got to stop! i'm starting to suspect the worst. my wife came home with no panties!!'
'that's nothing' said the other husband, 'mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said,

'from all of us at the fire station.
'we'll never forget you.''***>

Romade, Take am easy now, pity the poort guy .

Timmmy:

@ poster

A very good one, keep it up. don't mind those guys spoiling our work.

Thank you jare my brother

romade:

no epitome of respect in ur tiny muscled castrated swingin piece of decoration

@ Romade,LMAO girl, you are hilarious!

and the chain goes on on and on and on and on,

Boss said to secretary: For a week, we will go abroad, so make
arrangements.

Secretary makes a call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going
abroad, so look after yourself.

Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week,so
let's spend the week together.
Secret lover makes a call to a small boy whom she is giving private
tuition: I have to work for a week, so you need not come for classes.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have
classes 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting any longer.

Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work so we
cancelled our trip.

Husband makes a call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week
together;my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover makes a call to small boy whom she is giving private
tuition: This week we will have classes as usual.

Small boy makes a call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this
week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you company.

Grandpa makes a call to his secretary: Don't worry, this week we will
attend that meeting, so make arrangements.

WAHALA DEY O !!!!

My hubby is a fantastic cook, probably better than me. He is able to cook almost any kind of dish except for (Fried rice) but Egusi, efo riro, ewedu, Amala, Iyan anything , you name it he is a really good cook. My dad as well as my brothers are fantastic cooks too.

Romade,

Wash yasef o, be fari careful. I say this one na my uncle. Go find your own Obama.

Forgot to add, I pooped and threw up a few times after the birth,lol. PLus due to the epidural could not walk for the first 24 hours after the birth.

My first pregnancy was such a difficult one, I had morning sickness till I was about 6 months. I totally went off meat and dairy products. I would thrush throughout, infact at the time I thought I would never get pregnant again in my life.

My craving was the funniest, I used to crave elubo, the powder o, I will take a handful and slowly eat it as if it was ice-cream, it got to the extent that my husband got so angry and tols me to stop. So I would sneak into the kitchen when I thought nobody was lookiing and have a little powder , lol. Anyway one day, we had his cousins round and they were all watching a movie so I sneaked into the kitchen as usual I had taken my handuful o, just to put the Elubo container back into the cupboard, afi gbosa, I don't know how I dropped it, but the whole container full of Elubo came tumbling down over my head. I just stood there laughing and you can imagine the embarassment I felt when my hubby and his cousins came in to the kitchen and saw what had happened.

Anyway , the birth was not nice either, I was 2 weeks overdue, so I had to be induced, even after been induced I did not go into labour until the second day when they were ready to administer a second dose of the gel.  I was in labour for 26 hours o, I first refused Epidural, when they started talking about ceasarian and I could not take the pain anymore I took Epidural, (that thing is a life saver). I was quoting the bible like no mans land, my hubby was crying like a baby, his cousin( a girl was a real help, she just kept encouraging me).

I don't want to scare you so I will not tell you what happened after the birth, but you know what regardless, of the tears, pains, stitches, blood loss , I would not change my baby for anything in the world. Everytime I look at him I thank God for the day it was born. The joy you feel when you are holding your child for the first time is too much for words to describe.


For now I am trying for another baby, hopefully a girl this time and I pray the birth and afterborth isa lot easier and smoother.

Rommmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaadddddddddeeeeee,

Uncle Barrack, don tell you say hin no no you sha tanda , na by first dem they relate to people, we don tell you say make you waka forward look for your own Barack Obama(the farmer for ya fillage) the Barack wey i write this leta to na the President of United States of Amerika.

Dia Broda Baraks,

Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to chop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.

I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowed at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin bet they refuse me. Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obama clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria. When I fest went to the family aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agree but my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos they don't remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own personal great grandfada.

Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you. You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that, we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagos gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can help with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja. I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don't wori about what dis will cost becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili.

I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for dis. Please I need your help for this.

I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren for us. God bless you and may all your enemies fall down and die, in Jesus' name!

Til I hear you, I am

Yours amiable cousin

Festus Obama

Clumsy

MOderator, this was created in error can you please delete it, thanks

Oba mi aki ma ti ka leyin, Iba oooooooooo
I will like to give all the glory firstly to God, for giving me the priviledge to be human, abi he did not make me a dog, even if he had I would still bark to priase his name.
Then my lovely husband for tolerating me, loving and caring for me,
then my parents
Children
siblings
everybody else

I sound like I am giving a speech abi

I have an au pair and my son goes to nursery full time.
Not because I am lazy but because I need it.
Until quite recently I did not have an aupair but when I could no longer cope with working full time, rushing to the nursery after work to pick up my son, then rushing home to cook and tidy the house(which leaves me little or no time for my child) and then at night when it is time to sleep , you have to perform your wifely duties I decided I needed some extra help which is why I hired an aupair.

With the au pair, I can come home after work and relax with my husband and child ,I now have time to read him his bed time stories, play with him you know and just spend some time together as a family.

Even if I was not working full time I might not have any au pair but my child would still go to nursery because he needs to have some kind of interaction with his peers, I don't see it only as an educational environment but it will help to improve his social and communication skills as he develops.
I can tell you that even though my child his only 2 you can tell him apart from other kids who do not attend nursery, he appears to be more confident and he his speech is a lot clearer .
As per the cleanliness of the nursery, it really depends on the nursery and its regulating body, if you are not happy with the way they are handling your childs welfare or you are not happy with the environment then there is a procedure for you to report it or make a complaint.
Enough said.