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I drink one sachet of water every morning and it helps in digestion

Oh
I remember humming this song recently because I'll be travelling home for my Annual leave.
Rip Mich.

Thanks
I have seen it

High6ixxx:
Done hope you seen the data

I have liked, commented and followed your page.

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I'm grateful to God for sound health and my job. I can take care of myself and send some money home.
I'm also thanking God in anticipation for a better job offer.

I cry this way when I miss my Mama or a loved one

Nice one , Mama

I have followed the thread and I'm set to equip myself

Kindly add me to the group chat
08023227801

I'd like to service this machine and buy a stand for it.
My location is Oshodi, Lagos

Goat meat peppersoup and rice then Ekpang Nkukwo for later in the evening

Bed rest + pampering+ massage
Baby girl is stressed

It's beautiful to watch. Allow her to plait real hair

That's true 100%
I remember going with my friend to supervise the house before paying rent, I wasn't satisfied with the house so I told her to ask people around if she can rent the house. She asked a woman across and the woman advised her not to rent the house because of the landlady and nepa bills issues.

luwiizy:
Next time before relocating, try to make friends with the sellers around like aboki, in the neighborhood. Whenever you visit.

They know more than you can ever imagine

Gatekeepers:
You won't know what you enjoy in having freedom until you're caught in one form of illegality or the other. Peace of mind is worth more than a house full of Gold but in turmoil.

The question is, can we learn from this guy's mistake? Try and hussle for something genuine and keep asking God to bless your endeavours. Crime will always return you back to level one.

Peace of mind is truly underrated
Guard your peace jealously

University of Uyo

I studied Community Arts

One of promising to give me a phone after I was robbed, but all thanks to true caller for showing his real identity.

Wow
You did well

Bluntdude:
Handwork. People dey underrate handwork people well well. Any handwork go give you money for Abj. Any handwork at all. I get more than 1k. Na me decide dey save that amount. Sometimes I can get close to 30k in a day

Wahala

Austeeenxx:
How many times will they tell you that the "y" in "your" girlfriend is silent?

I remember helping Grandma to tie the water nylon
Live was much easier that time jare

The quest for "beauty" didn't start today so don't blame us

Hi
Please can someone help me with the fastest route to Coker Market Road. Right now I'm in Hughes Avenue Yaba

To facilitate my endless job hunting around the crazy streets of Lagos UBA 2075270759 thank you

Moyinoluwa35:
what can 5k do for you.... am picking two lucky people just quote me and drop ur account number ...will send tomorrow by 5pm

Now invest the money

Smart ass

lasthero:
Total cost:

Battery : 85k
Solar panel : 30k
Inverter : 35k

Total: 150,000 naira.

I bought wires 2k

Making 152,000.

My observations so far
It takes 5 to 8 hours of sunshine to charge the battery from 0 to 100% depending on the sunlight intensity.

And guess what guys. When all the house load are on it, it lasted me up to 8 hours to use up a single charge. But when I put of the fridge, the 45watt fan and when my laptop isn't in use, it takes more than 12 hours and that's exactly what I needed.

Burning 8 to 12 hours on petrol daily will send me back to my village.


Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

That's so sweet
See me smiling from ear to ear

I wish you well

I forgive a lot
No time to hold grudges

Beautiful legs

Be humble
I'm inspired

gabbytabby:
I was never deported but would like to advice those planning to go abroad or those currently abroad that If you do not have your correct papers do not sell any major assets in 9ja before you leave.

Even when you do have papers but it is time limited, always think ahead and have several plan of action ( including if you have to go back to 9ja ) and put them in action. Eg at the end of your studies in UK, can you change to a working or immigrant visa if not can you do this in another country say Canada? what are the requirements for this and start to prepare ASAP.

Your destiny is in your hands and try to develop a positive outlook on life as a majority of 9ja do not possess this (they will always point out how things are going to go wrong instead of what needs to be done to make it right) and do not allow other people to decide what is impossible for you. Be solution driven with a can do attitude always ask what do I need to do to get from point a to point be or achieve my objective and apply yourself accordingly. In some countries you might have to go back to really get ahead in a meaningful way (you might even have to go for another degree in the same field that you did in 9ja.

You are a child of God and he will make a way. When I first travelled I had said to myself if I do not get anything half decent within 6 months I will go back to 9ja ( now I look back at the audacity of a 20 year old graduate dearing to dream but one needs to have that level of focus) the rest they say is history. You will succeed despite all the obstacles including discrimination. Be quick to learn, slow to anger and above all be humble.

You were deported I guess

MrPresent:
Who wan accept say e be deportee

How to spot a Deportee
They always say these things
"Abroad is hard"
"Whites are Racist".
"I will never encourage even my enemy to travel out. Never"
"Whites hate the black man".
"They will never give you a good job".

Also, they are always speaking stupid Phonetics and always ending with "yeah men".
They can wear sweater under heat just to prove a point.
They can gist you of how they were footballers in Europe and even met Queen Elizabeth but decided to come back to invest in Nigeria.

Last but the least.

They always end their conversations with "THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME"

That's all I can remember for now.

Nobody should ask me how I know these things.

Both are important because a man needs good food to give good sex