₦airaland Forum

But, Come to think of it, Is this really nigerian Embassy, So ill looking.

Re: Professor Arrested With $1 Million At Lagos Airport by Okiki_Oluwa(m): 11:53pm On Feb 21
Prof: This money is meant for settling oil block rifts in Kenya.
EFCC: It's a white lie. Where did you get this huge amount of money? Talk now before you lose one eye!
Prof: Erm erm I also sell handouts & do some sortings.
EFCC: You are charged with money laundering, extortion of students & other unmentionable university crimes.
Prof: This is lugubrious, abysmal, ridiculous, outrageous. It's a dent to my bonafide human right. Get my lawyer pls...

By the power vested in me, as the chief corrupt judicial officer of Nigeria, Prof ! ! , " I hereby sentenced you to 2 years imprisonment ( As against 15 for yahoo boy that stole $200 dollars ) with an option of N2000 naira fine ( After which you will see me off course ), So I also hereby advised you to choose the fine option.

THE CASE IS CLOSE.

manosteel: Keshi may have won the Cup but he has not won the following charges against him:

#count 1, You Stephen Keshi, on 10th February used excessive and disproportional force against Burkina farso team, thereby giving yourself undue advantage which resulted to the only goal, this is a violation of United Nation Human right Resolution.

#count 2, You Keshi on this same date, your team out-played Burkina Babes, this is a violation of FIFA fair play rule.

#count 3, You keshi, on the said date, you received a prediction frm TB that you would win the match thereby deciding the outcome of the game before it was played, this is match Fixing.

#count 4, You Keshi, on this said date, after you had won the game, received a mouth watering handshakes from the goverment officials, this is goverment interference in football, which is against fifa rule.

What do you plea?

#count 5, That you keshi inspite of all charges leveled against you still decides to take the cup back to your nation.

@ Wakaso , Bad belle no good for u.

What a loss ! !

What a pain ! !

Wao..... RIP Joe.

An outstanding example of charisma completely delivered.

Afam4eva: It's only in NIgeria that people buy websites from themselves.

@ Afan4eva , Do you know something I dont know?, guess I will have to log in to my flippa account.

I hope this is not another scam like the one before,
https://www.nairaland.com/1104354/lagbook-acquires-top-level-domain-name

Last year brought me much joy, God's luck shine on me .
Got 7 figures in Naira.
Aiming for 8 this year.

yawa-ti-de:
From experience and observation, I can say that is more likely that the "webmasters" who did the sites are to blame - in an effort to score cheap money, they don't tell the clients that domains will expire in a year. By the time the client realizes it, one year don pass and "webmaster" don vamoose!

What do I do? When dealing with Nigerian clients, I advise them to pay enough for at least 3 years in a row. Where they balk, knowing them for who they are (generally speaking), I will build it into my pricing. I mean, who wants to hound a client every year for renewal fees?

@ yawa-ti-de Sir, While i agreed with you, there are host of others that have their personal site hit the rock, in fact I can count out up to 50 in this section ( Webmasters), I attributed all that to lack of knowledge and focus, so many website owners that said we should review their website in this section about 3-4 years ago are now extinct, I will give larger blame to that, I have Little success getting clients go past the two years mark.

Before airforce one lands , there is always another jet that does land for the past 2 years. It got a nickname.

leslieu63: the airforce one can be shot down with a fighter jet.

@leslieu63, while nothing is impossible, some things are near impossible, you may like to read over the post again.

all4naija: The scene is scary! Why in the whole wide world would Nigerians who are not professionals rush to a scene of accident? This doesn't tell well of Nigerians!!!

I agreed with you fully, see the people involved in rescue, I bet you if this happened in Britain or the state , the rescue operation will be carried out by special forces and it will be on CNN and BBC until they are rescued, What a place called " Nigeria".

Serious, I wonder what the users will feel.

In all that, try to offer value.
" A good thing sells itself ".

Great, they are the only people for now , that can step up to the Big G.
Blekko came but vaporized faster than expected.

That is okay for a starter, after a year or two, that will be way too too small, Initially when i started I do get that, Average website I design then was about 120k, having a job every month with = 1.4 M, Some months I do get two or more jobs though and none for only two months.
If you know your onions, I think you can overshot that as a starter.

Another PTC - Pay to click venture ?

Greatvita: Simplepay4u is simply the best.

From background check, Vouepay Is better than all.

Infact simplepay4u is not even running on a dedicated server as at last year.

Why not try doing that with dollars?.

hemor: Check this webhosting site out...they have both free and premium webhosting @ cheap price...include php, mysql e.t.c....seeing is believing!!!

http://www.000webhost.com/662413.html

In all thy getting, get a PAID web host, nothing goes for free, there is a string attached to the service stated above.

RIP, May her Soul rest in peace and May God condole GMB.

The Prime Minister, David Cameron, has sometimes, travelled in commercial airlines. It saves taxpayers at least $300,000 each time Cameron takes a commercial flight. Incidentally, while Norway, which produces about the same amount of crude oil as Nigeria, is among the richest countries in the world with one of the highest standards of living, Nigeria is among the poorest

The statement above is absolutely true, but the problem did not reside in this leaders alone but the system, I well remember how a member of the UK house of common, was asked to pay back some money, for some extravagant spending.

It always amaze me, how evry ordinary man is so hasty in criticism yet so slugish in commending the good in others, to this write up, I have no better words than the words of " Anton Ego in Ratatouille ";
In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the *new*. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist *can* come from *anywhere*.

So confusing , If his claims are found to be untrue, he should be charged also for attempting to misdirect justice.

What a world ? , What a lawyer ?.

You can find it here : http://nigeriazipcodes.com/455/lagos-state-zip-code-map/

Although we can doubt the reliability as " Iretia " noted, I think it is a stepping stone to order.

I have always used the GTB Visa card but on trying to use the master card to make some payments , It was resisted and I wrote the card service, they kept given me same complain over all the merchants, that " Master card need Security to make payment at all times, unlike some merchants that just required a one time verification". It is actually more of Master card problem than GTB, but I have succeeded in making many payments, I will soon give it a try and feed you guys back once i exhaust the present cash on my adwords account.

slime is right.

additional Nigeria Zip Codes reference can be found at http://nigeriazipcodes.com/

GTB Cards all the way.

Great work girl. It does not matter where she did it, One Nigeria.

Not all places.

You have my respect,thanks for being innovative, you made Nigeria proud.

Laugh no go kill me....

What a theory,