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A class teacher serving in Bauchi State was issued a query for absenting himself from duty with due permission. His reply is rib cracking as it's confusing.
Find attached herewith a photocopy of his reply

Furthermore


Indications emerged on Friday to the effects that the division in the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) may have deepened further after some key party members discovered, via leaked documents, how President Muhammadu Buhari single-handedly dictated the composition of the next Executive Committee of the party.The APC has been grappling with conflicts of interests with its chieftains jostling for who controls the incoming leadership of the party and by implication, has the upper hand in deciding the party’s



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*Have U noticed that most things about Women's upper body starts with 'B'? E.g. Blouse ,Bra, Beauty, Boobs Etc...*

*And Lower parts starts with 'P' Like Panties, Period, Pad, Pussy*?

*No Wonder Most Men Are Dying Of BP*.

Pa Ayo Adebanjo, leader of the Yoruba socio-political organization, Afenifere, has backed the call for a Nigerian President of Southeast extraction.

Adebanjo said it is the turn of the Southeast to produce Nigeria’s President because other regions have ruled the country.
He spoke while featuring on Channels Television’s Politics Today, yesterday.

The Afenifere leader argued that former President Olusegun Obasanjo who led for eight years and Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo hail from the Southwest.

He also pointed out that the South-south produced Goodluck Jonathan, the North has served its term, while leaving only the Southeast.

The 94-year-old man stressed that in the interest of federal character, the Southeast should be allowed to rule Nigeria.

“How can you say rotation in the North and South, and when it comes to the South, it would be South-West and South-South every time?

“Is the South-East not part of the South? What is the moral we are talking about?

Is it not the South-West that had Obasanjo serve for eight years, Osinbajo for another eight years as Vice President? South-South has served its own.

“Is the South-East not part of the South? That is the question we should answer,” he said.






*2023: Afenifere Insists on Power Shift to South-east, Dumps Tinubu*


https://9newsng.com/2023-afenifere-insists-on-power-shift-to-south-east-dumps-tinubu/

THIS GOT ME CRACKING REAL HARD



Before I went to sleep, my wife said to me: This Russia is such a bad country, If Ukraine wants to join Nato, it is their business and freedom, Russia has no right to intervene, this is just an excuse for Russia to invade Ukarine.

So I said nothing, I just went to the kitchen and took a knife to bedside, then I said: Let’s go to sleep.

My wife looked at me with her wide eyes: What the heck are you doing, sleeping with a knife?!?!

I said: No worry, let’s go to sleep. Beside, sleeping with a knife is none of your business and it is my freedom.

My wife said: How can I sleep when you are sleeping with a knife? What if you accidentally cut me?

I said: Well, You don’t even trust your own husband, how can you expect Russia to trust Ukraine? Me sleeping with a knife is like Ukraine joining the Nato.

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Na that SCAREd go kill plenty people, I no sabi your own case

OscarJaden:
Wtf is onazi doing on the that list?
That by the way, Ghana will still collect

He's on standby...in fact, the last on the list, no hope there

Uncertainty over Medical check-up as President Buhari returns to Nigeria.
President Muhammadu Buhari has returned to Abuja after attending the United Nations Environmental Programme (UNEP) at 50 in Nairobi, Kenya.

Reports said that the president, who initially planned to proceed to London for a medical check-up, returned to Abuja on Friday at about 1. p.m.
While in Kenya, the president participated in the Special Session to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the United Nation’s body.

Buhari said: “As we celebrate the 50th anniversary of UNEP’s existence, we laud the efforts of UNEP and encourage broader action to overcome climate change, biodiversity, rising levels of pollution and waste being three major crises threatening our planet.
The president also met with Mr Ibrahim Thiaw, Executive Secretary of the UN Convention to Combat Desertification (UNCCD) in Nairobi.

During the meeting, Buhari directed collaboration between the Ministries of Environment, Water Resources, Agriculture and Rural Development and Power to combat desertification.





*Uncertainty over Medical check-up as President Buhari returns to Nigeria*




https://www.crimechannels.com/uncertainty-over-medical-check-up-as-president-buhari-returns-to-nigeria/

afrodoc2:
Hope ti lazzident.

Hope de'la assurencee

Ebukacute:
Hope uzodimma

Doubting Thomas

afrodoc2:
I wonder why people keep getting so fired up about an expired country.

There's still hope ahead ..I refuse to give up

There's a mathematical calculations on the probable World War III in the birthing. The calculation is based on the dates on which the first and second world wars took place
Have a glimpse of the reasoning.


DATE OF FIRST WORLD WAR
28 / 07 / 1914

28+7+19+14 = 68
2+8+7+1+9+1+4 = 32


DATE OF SECOND WORLD WAR
09 / 01 / 1939

9+1+19+39 = 68
9+1+1+9+3+9 = 32

and the thinking of anothe world war was calculated thus:

DATE RUSSIA INVADED UKRAINE
24 / 02 / 2022

24+2+20+22 = 68
24+2+2+0+2+2 = 32

Thinking what I'm thinking?

nihilistjnr:
I'll give you 5 minutes to remove the reference to my wife from this post otherwise Im going to make you cry today. I didn't bring your family into this conversation, but I'm ready to be nasty today.


It's 2.18

Anything you see by 2.23 is on your head.

Following.... keenly

2 Vs 1

I guess we've about 56 bills considered already out of the 68 proposed according to the above write up

powerfulguy:
https://www.nairaland.com/7009655/constitutional-amendment-house-reps-begin

Thanks a bunch

fabyom:
Ighalo, Dennis, Etebo, and Lookman included on the WCQ list against Ghana.

We need to be careful against Ghana. That their midfield as Komenk noted is fire!

Kudus(Ajax) is back after missing the AFCON due to injury! Partey, Wakaso, Duncan, Schlup, Issiaku etc.

With care and tact, I believe we can get the job done....away and at home

Any info on the version of the house of reps voting?

FutureFocus:
What about the blackmails about me? My image that has been dented for no reason, when it wasn’t my fault , the scammer tags are still there and you want me to be happy.

Please I’m out of here .
Thanks

Go to court

BloomingDale:
60 years old na old man na.

Compared to Uncle Sam of about 300yrs

ambient:
Mr futurefocus you told them at the police station you wouldn't want any thing we said or did at the police station to come here,if you start note that I will call the lady get permission then start my own,I am not stupid for apologizing,I am satisfied now so bye.

Maturity and responsive. Mr FutureF please tow the line and let's have some decorum here. Business time on

Day of Reckoning is closely....no hiding place for the wicked

Nigeria and Nigerians not matured for state police now.....

Oyo state government has traded words with the anti graft agency, efcc tafter the arrest of the Accountant General of the State, Alhaji Gafar Bello by the operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC.
The state government made this known in a release by the Commissioner for Information on Tuesday, in Ibadan.

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EFCC, Oyo state government in war of words over arrest of its Accountant General
NEWSCRIME
March 1, 2022

Updated: 6 mins ago
By
Hammed Salaudeen

Oyo state government has traded words with the anti graft agency, efcc tafter the arrest of the Accountant General of the State, Alhaji Gafar Bello by the operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).


The state government made this known in a release by the Commissioner for Information on Tuesday, in Ibadan.



He said that the harassment and intimidation of the Accountant General and other officials of the state government by EFCC was totally unconstitutional and unacceptable.
The statement read in full: “The Oyo State Government is using this medium to update the good people of Oyo State regarding the arrest, questioning and detention of the Oyo State Accountant General on Friday, February 25, 2022, and subsequent release on Monday, February 28, 2022.




https://www.intelregion.com/news/efcc-oyo-state-government-in-war-of-words-over-arrest-of-its-accountant-general/

The International Civil Defence Organisation has 58 member states and 17 observer states and conducts as many training programmes as possible to improve the human resources of its member states' civil defence cadres.
Every year on March 1, people around the globe celebrate World Defence Day. This day was declared as a global holiday by the International Civil Defence Organization (ICDO) in 1990 and honours the significance of Civil Defence and the personnel who have sacrificed their lives for it. The ICDO is an intergovernmental organisation that helps citizens develop and stay secure while also protecting infrastructure and the environment.

ICDO stands for civil protection, civil defence, and civil safety. The International Civil Defence Organisation has 58 member states and 17 observer states and conducts as many training programmes as possible to improve the human resources of its member states’ civil defence cadres.

History Of World Civil Defence Day
World Civil Defence Day was established by the International Civil Defence Organization. The International Civil Defence Organization, or ICDO, was created in 1931 by Surgeon-General George Saint-Paul who founded the Association of Geneva Zones, which later became the ICDO. Saint-Paul intended to build safe zones where residents may take refuge in times of war after witnessing the consequences of war on the populace.
Theme of World Civil Defence Day 2022
The theme of World Civil Defence Day 2022 is “Civil Defence and the first aider in every home." Some individuals still regard civil defence activities as anexaggeration of potentially catastrophic occurrences, making their job much more difficult. This year’s theme reiterates that there is no need to be a from the military or medical line to save lives during an emergency and that anybody canjoin a civil Defence organization and be of service during an emergency or disaster.

Word Civil Defence Day 2022 Quotes
The national service is the reason why many have lived to tell the tale of their survival. Let us all thank them for their efforts of protection on World Civil Defence Day.

More than the power to stop natural disasters, will be needing the measures to get ourselves out of that situation. This is what World Civil Defence Day is all about.

Today, we all need to be aware of safety precautions and self-Defence abilities in order to proceed safely through life. As a result, I wish you a well-informed World Civil Defence Day.

We can only hope for the best as long as we are well equipped to deal with the worst-case scenario. I hope you live up to this saying on the eve of World Civil Defence Day.







https://www.news18.com/news/lifestyle/world-civil-defence-day-2022-theme-history-and-significance-4818143.html

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL DAY!
Congratulations to all Civil Defenders worldwide.....today is International Civil Defence Organisation (ICDO) Day 2022

Great imbalance looking at the time past and experiences from the North in the time past

The issue shouldn't be discussed here anymore since the case has been reported to the police, all parties should please exercise restraints and maintain status quo. Gather all facts and witnesses where possible as we await the outcome, God willing,, tomorrow.

What's the latest on documentation et al for those that have reported at the state commands?

Onyeka2019:
Up Liverpool

We won the cup

Bluesssss for life

It's gonna happen now...now

wiseone28:
I hardly put a team playing away in my ticket no matter your form

Like ManU yesterday??