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Hintona:
So, I showed this list to my cousin yesterday and she was shouting, I don't understand there are just 7 points on the list.

My own that has 30 points what would she do?

Below is the list of the qualities my friend wants in a man, she says people are laughing at her list and she doesn't like it. So I asked her to snap the list and send it to me so I can ask nairalanders if her standards are too high.

As for me I don't see anything wrong with the list.

People have their preferences.

1. He must be extremely wealthy (I'm talking Dangote wealthy).

2. He must be loyal, kind and very generous.

3. He must be more famous that Christiano Ronaldo.

4. He must dedicate more than 12 hours of his day to me.

5. He must love and value me above every thing or person.

6. Must be more handsome than Adonis.

7. Above all he must be rich.

Are her standards too high?

ChiefSosa:
It's either you let him get olosho or you spread your hairy yam legs for him!

TAO11:
How many times must your A.F.C. Ryder screenshot be debunked before you feel ashamed of yourself ??



Please point out one statement of fact/certainty from your A.F.C. Ryder 1965 screenshot. I would wait.

While I’m waiting, refer carefully to the page below for a citation of A.F.C. Ryder 1969, p.31. — 4 years later.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/13410825_d068e656589b4bbbb298a34dd1d5cdcc_jpeg_jpeg60c0b8c88f425856c2f91ce1774288a0

Cheers!

WorstWanderland:
am a nigerian.

what tribe am i?
which state in particular?

think deeply!

think well!

Juliusmalema:
The edict is a day light robbery.

Make una ride on and crown Tsola the Olu of Warri..


Itshekiris are Yorubas...and will continue to be same as Edo as stated by the oba in the post.
All form the greater Oduduwa republic.

TAO11:
Stop! Be a man! You shouldn’t cry in public. Now hold back those tears.

UGBE634:
You should be worried about your esteem, He has affirmed that Omonoyan ( oranyan) is his ancestor settled, He has also affirmed that Omonoyan is also from Benin via Izoduwa (oduduwa) aren't you ashamed your brother has denied your existence oh! oluwole. Big professors have affirmed the Benin story via that book, Nigerian people and culture. professor EO ERHAGBE and AD NZEMEKE. Even the father of the said Oba wrote on this issue, aren't you trying so hard to claim relationship. low self esteem at best. IGBINOGHODUA AISOKUOBA is not your brother. you are a sucker for greatness in history and you are trying to do attache by force

Skillsnigeria:
You are too funnicated,why don't you pick a career in comedy.i love your comedy tip

KingOKON:
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TAO11 hope you holding your 2ears as you read the above, even the Oba of Lagos told the Ooni same

Some Yoruba's say they came from Mecca while some say they are Hebrews and now this Bobrisky is dancing Eyo masquerade with Yoruba history.
You don't need to tell me about Benin history cause when but that of the Yoruba's come from different perspective with plenty religious sentiments attach to it.

I want to know which angle Bobrisky is coming from cause I have seen them here saying different thing of how they got to Ife and where they originated from

Samuel Johnson or not one thing we all know and have seen is the extreme dilution of culture especially that of the Yorubas politically and spiritually,
If the narratives given far back by Olaudah Equiano, has been disputed is it a book written by a slave claiming Yoruba ancestry that one will want to use as reference material
what I want to do is to dissect and carry out surgical history on TAO11 aka Bobrisky the Inspector, Lagos which is a joke to Benin and Calabar in terms of history, culture damned their revered city and the Ooni couple of months while a Bobrisky a common subject is here trying to teach us history

TAO11:
Sorry, an Edo man at the time can’t even write his own name.

And those are really embarrassing information up there.

Take heart! ❤️

TAO11:
That is the very point we’re emphasizing. Edos are not supposed to know what it means because it is a Yoruba praise-title of the Yoruba-Oba of Benin.

Some of the Yoruba praise-title of the Oba of Benin were collected and published by Richard E. Dennett.

Three of such Yoruba titles of the Benin king which he collected and published are:

(1) Ọba (”OBA”), (2) Àdìmúlà (”ADIMILA” [sic]), (3) Õṣà-[Ì]kejì (”O SAKEJI” [sic]).

www.nairaland.com/attachments/13422134_a91c69eed6004812b4d577b58af03a8d_jpeg_jpeg46b30fba3f0d0cd12f3e53a6e04a1142
Reference: Richard. E. Dennett; “At The Back of the Black Man’s Mind”: Or Notes on the Kingly Office in West Africa; London, Macmillan and Co., Limited (The New York Macmillan Company); 1906, p. 181.

Cheers!

Cc: sesan85

TAO11:
Ewuare 1 is a ‘fairytale’, courtesy of Walt Disney production studios.

sesan85:
Even their Oba is called "Ikeji Orisha" and "ovbi' Adimula" (son of Adimula). Don't forget Oduduwa's other appellation is "Olofin Adimula" lol. I wonder why they didn't call their Oba "ovbi' Ekaladerhan." Lol.

KingOKON:
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Ends will never see wonder, so that means Oranmiyan is real

TAO11:
Your king said Oranmiyan is his forefather. Why do you insist that your king is a lunatic?
I was also surprised when I learnt from your Bini brothers that Ewuare 1 is a fairytale courtesy of Walt Disney production studios.

Olatomiwami:
See what too much weeds is causing, u need to change your weeds dealer.

Simbrixton:
so u dont know? ask them what is Obayantor in Benin language Otenwem you are doing a good job 15 percent of binis have yoruba ancestry both from oranmiyan days and modern day you wont understand until you live in benin

TAO11:
You shot yourself in the skull with you distractive screenshot.

This is forever on the internet from this thread. This is sweet.

Go and dethrone him na.

TAO11:
I am glad that you’ve agreed with me that:

(1) Ewuare is a fairytale.

(2) Non-Fiction Benin kingdom started in c.1850

Cry me five different oceans.


I am also glad that that your distractive screenshot says that Binis LIED about conquering Lagos.

Everyone now agrees that Binis are liars. Thank you for this.

TAO11:
Listen up @gregyboy aka @Edeyoung.

Ewuare is a fairytale.

Non-Fiction Benin kingdom started in c.1850

Cry me five different oceans.

TAO11:
Adolo actually would be their revised first Oba of Benin.

He is the first for which there is an eyewitness written account of his existence from his time.

Benin kingdom therefore really began as an actual non-fiction kingdom in circa 1850.

This right here is the funniest shit ever.

TAO11:
Imagine the bitter hot tears flowing from @gregyboy aka @Edeyoung

UGBE634, is it true that you’re not a Bini but Yoruba?

TAO11:
UGBE634, gregyboy is crying bitterly oo.

He said you’re a Yoruba and not a Bini. Is that true?