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My kid brother in Imsu (final year) got the laptop after so much struggle. We plugged it @ home and left it to charge. After about thirty minutes, we heard "kpum" with the charging port showing some little black smoke like a burnt offering. Omo see gobe!!! Na so the toy just kpafka like that. Tufiakwa!

Hmmm...see brains working!

***sipping my Orijin***

Op, that ur Dj has other agendas oooo...from the look on his face.....

NaaaaaA...adonbilivit. Proof of the artist drawing the face live or......adonbilivit

donLEXY:
Cat= 7, dog= 17, Rabbit= 3....... Dog+cat+Rabbit= 27......

Bros eh! U garrit! Should I call u a djinee? Abi genius...anyway, u just won 4 urself a free kiss....but....as I no be gay, u just forfeited the prize. I wish a female got the answer joooor!

holyteeboy:
Am still thinking



34 kg



Free what

u failed, and upon that u ask of the prize......oya lie down for ur 12 lashes!

Yea, I know the institute. I taught there b4 I went for my nysc back in 2010. They really cool. Its REAL. Moreover, the address is also real but considering remuneration, they don't offer that much. 15k or less depending on what u've got upstairs to offer their students.

Correct answer gets a free..........

Joshuabase:
Her Pin goes thus
First:9
Second:3
Third:7
Fourth:4
Fifth:7

93747,Did a lil' quadratic equation

Now where's my prize? -_-

na ur type dey pass all interview exams even Dragnet's... u too mush Bro! As 4 ur prize, u can redeem it @ any pdp secretariat on presentation of ur PVC...heheheheheheheee

dejt4u:
93747

bros eh! Are u a winch

www.naij.com/tag/elections-2015.html

GMB sweeping Online polls since 1808. I'm just sitting on this wall sipping my garri and milk.

Quantitative Reasoning

A housewife forgot her Bank account PIN Code which is a 5 digit number, but luckily she remembered some hints on how to recall this PIN Code.

Here are some of the clues:

1) The first digit is the square of the 2nd.
2) The sum of the 2nd and 3rd is 10.
3) The 4th is equal to the 2nd plus 1.
4) The 3rd and 5th makes 14.
5) The sum of all the digits is 30.

What's the PIN Code?

Hmmm...its strange how Inflation affects even JAMB scores. I scored 196 in my days 2005 and got admission offers for Accountancy (merit list) in both ABU zaria and UNN. See how niggas are knacking 250 and above like say na moi moi.

But seriously I wonder why my friends wey hack Sterling bank test never see JAMB hack since dis week? Hackers whr u na dey oooooooo!!!

maddman:
I go just enter nairabet with their server after that I'll visit pornhub

U ARE A MADDMAN...

Lol...Kano be like where dem arrange Match-box from aeriel view.

That ranking looks more like FIFA world rankings...where amateurs are tops and champions are bottoms.

Any Where Konji leads...we follow

For G's sake, the guy deserves a free and fair Erection...the mumsy should just wait for d daughter @ home. Na him drag her come him house?

tellwisdom:
U fit sell fried fish?...Make i dey fry am, dey put for tray for you? :

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Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihiihihihiihihihihihihihihihih
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehe

Cheeeeeeeeei!!! See better job oooooooo!!! Instead of walking aimlessly searching for job, why not try this dude's suggestion. Carry fried fish 4 head and job-hunt. Any whr u see vacancy, u drop the fish and enter, if u no pass, u continue selling ur fish, either which way...Youwin.

Please, TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

Is it OSINBAJO or OSIBANJO or OSINBANJO?

A yoruba folk can clarify me on this. Thanks!

Op just gave me a clue to my "Thesis topic"

djeezy:
Smh......I'm yet to see this over hyped movie thats making people lose their sanity.

trust me, the movie is down-to-earth Boring. I couldn't even finish it on my laptop. Very very boring without interesting scenes. Saddistic kinda sex and...and...and....mtcheeeeeeeew! Over-hyped.

She earns N7,500/month I think she deliberately reduced her worth so as to attract govt's largesse. But still baffles me that she returned the 12m. Exceptional lady. But telling me she earns 7,500 in lagos? Obong owo, afonyereke disappointment!

tobillionaire:
So d mother has been teaching her only maths maths maths

lol...brain fague things

pseoas:
ipohjnb

Doc!!! I just identified one of them here

nma24:
You advised ur friend to cut off someone's arm and toe? :oYou advised ur friend to cut off someone's arm and toe?

really

Similar thing happened to my course mate's sister back in my undergraduate days. Though this was a rape case (the girl being in her 1st year abt 20yrs old then when she was raped by the dude who's an Okada rider). I adviced my frnd to settle the matter absent Police. And he did. Had to get some badass volunteers to trace the dude and cut off his left arm and right toes...(Sharia law comes to mind here). The nigga must regret the day he committed the act...jungle justice well deserved!

Why do all musicians get pissed off when u remind 'em that u wrote 'em that "hit" song. PRIDE is the answer. Settle the matter 2 urselves bruvs...stop ranting on twitte like a brat.

jworos:
happened to my bro,e shipped his 55 inch 3D smart TV from Malaysia,after picking it up, he saw stones in it wen he opened it...

Those are Nigerians on the other side of the divide. Lol, local and international scamming. Naija I hail thee!!!

Baby m, afurum gi n'anya, achorom ka I buru akwa m. Ibiakwa na bem, igaghi ata afufu ozo. E nwelum Camry 2.2 n'enugu, na Camry 2.2 ozokwa n'Asaba, nke mere ya Camry 4.4. Baby, biko nu, kedi ife ikwulu?

Op is afraid of something. That's what led to his asking this particular question here on Nairaland. Why not ask him this, do u believe in God? If ur answer is yes, then let me knw so I can feed ur spirit.