I'll bribe police to lock her up in cell and throw the key away.

He might have been hit with a potent charm that day

Akpor!!!!!

Lucky Dube, Michael Jackson and Sound Sultan

BlaqFaze:
Hall 3 (Uniben) na heaven compared to this

Hall 3 been cast like this before o. Especially around 2015/2016

I came here to find one name only. *Chief James Onanefe Ibori* The odidigborigbo of delta state. If his name wasn't there, I for talk say they paper na fake.

Vinnie2000:





So U mean u normally mix up Akamu and Beans b4 eating?

That was back in secondary school boarding house

Vinnie2000:


Rice and Ogbonor soup!!
When I saw a person eating it, knew dat some Humans have Madness in Dem!!

Akamu and Beans mixed together!!
Okada men in Jakpa Rd, Warri used to eat dat alot..
D day one Poured his Watery Oil beans into the Akamu and mixed it up, I almost Vommitted!!
Some pple are so Weird!!

Lol, I have done all you just mentioned.

precy111:
What is that novel you can never forget that you read in secondary school?

me; they are many of them like Woman in her Prime, Ozigolo, Women of Owu, Blind Search, Medicine for Money.

Medicine for money!!!!! You must be a deltan. Naira Power....
That was in Jss1 then. Good old SMO Aka

fastseo:
Wonder if Nigeria Government has any secret

The creation of Jubril Al Sudan.

Looking for the comments from the official meat griller to our darling daddy.

very possible. a 13 year old, might even be less, in my area is like that. looks very matured. but you will still see a bit of the characters of that age.

Mathematicians, physicists and philosophers in the house, I had a thought today. We learnt about atoms, the indivisible building blocks of nature. We were taught about dividing a block of gold, for example, till we got to those particles. It has been proven and all that.
But if we apply the same logic to a simple math division, say 4/3 ,why do we get 1.3333333333etc, showing no clean end to the division. We keep getting infinite remainders. Please share your thoughts

Tapping current from girls during social nights
'High Brick' spying girls wey dey baff inside their hostel through security post. One day, the girls sight my friend head ( conical head )
Raiding senior boarding HM, Mr yustus farm
Stealing a pot of indomie from dining hall, indomie na hot cake then for FGC Warri.
And jumping fence to visit someone with a guy called Chemical X. The guy na big thief normally. As we dey return, this guy started searching parked cars to pilfer from. When someone showed up, he ran and left me behind, I been dey reason say na guardroom I go enter last last. As the man free me, I saw Chemical hiding somewhere, I been wan beat am but he was my link back to school. Make him no go lost me

beamtopola:
So, Europe will leave Russia gas and buy from a shitty Africa or south America will leave Argentina and brazil gas and buy from nigeria? They must be joking. Children of hate should quote me.

Nigerian crude oil and gas is one of the best in the world. Don't try to argue

I attended the boarding school for the full six years. If you can come out strong, I doubt if any condition can break you.
Govt College Ughelli, FGC Warri

That one no go work here When even ojuju no work

BenzEne1:


And a host of others too, so Ironsi could take over. They did pay dearly for it tho.
Now they scream marginalization..... Crooks

Go and read your history well. The coup wasnt meant for Ironsi to take over. He was even a target too.
You can also read Why We Struck by Adewale Ademoyega

It's Jubril's birthday we are celebrating

The pangs of hunger is no strange thing in Nigeria today.Any typical student in a university you come across is no stranger to it.And why? When foodstuff costs are exorbitant and we are forced to depend on allowances that barely see us through.May God help us and see us into better days,amen.
Well,trust the ingenuity of university students.Especially great uniben students.They have come to devise means of pushing foward the evil times of empty stomachs.By attending the weekly inaugural lectures on Thursdays and the great "CAMEROON" on Saturdays.Inaugural lectures draw large crowds,not because the students care for the knowledge,but for the free rice which they would almost kill to snatch and eat.Very rowdy,students displaying the character of brutes all for a plate of rice.
The league of cool extraordinary gentlemen belong to TEAM CAMEROON.I am a member for sure.These jolly group do not struggle for food.We are well served,even better than the guests at the reception halls at St Albert's or All Saints church.We dress well,no bouncer dare stop us.I and a friend was almost stopped though.We had to join to carry coolers of food to sneak into the hall without an IV. We take photos with the bride and groom,wish them well and eat their food.Our bags are there with us if we can sneak some extras away.Gatecrashing weddings is dope.As a "cameroonian",i want to give a few tips on weddings and how to make the best of your gatecrashing.

(1)Dress well and act confidently.Your comportment,if low,can eject you from the party.
(2)Do not sit at a table with too many cameroonians.You'll be fished out.
(3)If you are not served,don't be quiet.Speak out.
(5)Sit at the table's edge,you might be able to grab a plate passing by.
(6)Locate the centre of things(the food) and align yoursel there
(7)IF YOUR CARRY BAGS TO HIDE FOOD,KEEP THEM OUT OF SIGHT!!!!

Share your experieces and tips too.And don't foget that what you sow,you must reap.After gate crashing into a party,and you make yours strictly by invitation,......You will be frustrated.

Nigerian students today have devised means to ward off hunger these days.While trying to keep a low budget,the resulting food combos are exotic and quite ludicrous.Here are ten of such:
1. Rice and yam (carbohydrate square)
2. Eba and beans
3. indomie and soaked garri
4. beans and spaghetti ( uniben hall 3 boys, i hail una o)
5. fried semo( e be like akara)
6. bread and indomie
7. fried potatoes and custard
8. i catch my guy wey mix semo for beans chop
9. akpu with honey (savage)
10. feel free to add yours

Dear Nairalanders,merry christmas in advance.For your christmas dishes,it mustn't lack a tasty nutrituos chicken.
For your fowls,call Lugbo Farms at 08083420678 and 08028253442. We provide fat healthy chickens raised in hygenic conditions and are pocket friendly.We sell in bulk and individually too.Compliments of the season

Students ordered out of Uniben campuses before 6.00pm today.This followed a protest staged by students as regarding the hike in hostel fees from #8000 to #20000.
Convocation ceremonies however still continue.
This order was claimed to be for security purposes.