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OdefaGirl:
Efulefu

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Them resemble small o
May we real niggarrrs never be mistaken or rather pay for the offence committed by other pussy asss niggarrrs

Be a real niggarrr
Real niggarrrz read anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

Nor be my fault Bros. Na the type of huzzle when i dey do
My huzzle na to sit down for internet twenty four hours non stop! Infact na there i for dey smoke and drink. Like this morning now i supposed kill about ten can of Heineken so that inspiration go dey enter me to huzzle...as i dey drink na so i dey smoke. See brother i be exhaust..( real smoker). To all my real niggarrrz on Nairaland. Please if i die. Burry me with enough bottles of Heineken and weed

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/instagram-influencer-who-made-1m-22241296

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Nor mind them there own too much
All these religious institutions supposed dey pay tax
Make their body dey calm down small small
I go run am last last sha after i join politics

Last last
After all the bombing
Na politics go end am
i go Join a party with Great ideology
I nor go join APC! Never. For me to join APC i better join PDP

Then like play like play i go find my way into the legislative arm of government
Then boom
I go introduce the bill make all religious institutions dey pay huge amount of tax
I go propose or introduce the bill to legalize weed
I go begin recommend and make sure all my real niggarrrz in the street get government contracts

ghettokid1:
https://mobile.twitter.com/dino_melaye/status/1275128263631929345?p=v[/quote]big old show off goat.......seee this goat is insult.....yes so dont mistake if for greatest of our time lubbish

Thermodynamics:
I wonder why the antelopes and other bush animals when I de see for nairaland de look different from the ones when I de see for National Geography. The ones for Nigeria de look somehow, like some fake version of bush meat, the colour de different from the ones when I de see on TV.

DenreleDave:
Rest in peace friend.

Nairalanders, This guy use to be my very close frnd back then in the early 1900s.....

Back then in 1910s, when we will you Bibolo, u get angry with us. U pursue us.... Even ur mum will be laughing seeing u get angry that we call u Bibolo...


U are a great frnd.. Do u remember when we fought dinosaurs, when u use that ring to bring fire from heaven...

Chai Bibolo, I go miss you...

Me never die sha, I Don drink immortality portion....

DenreleDave:
This one isn't no dinosaur foot..



This one is a forest duck foot usually giant in nature.. One exist currently in Ebonyi state

Memories: :

I remember then in 1928, there was a war between dinosaurs and humans.. They wanted to be king in Northern Europe but we fought it off.. I lost my grand father in that war....


Guys, if you see a dinosaur for real life, u go fear ooo. Very big and scary but then we were so brave that we fought over 100s of dinosaur which led their extinction..

Recently, I heard some dinosaur still exist, I doubt if this current generation can fight a dinosaur

obonujoker:
Charles Osasuwa, founder of Rock of Ages Christian Assembly Inc, has said it is a sin to live in a rented apartment.

He said this in a message on his Facebook wall on Thursday.

He went on to explain that it is actually a sin for Christians to live in a rented apartment because they will end up having two lords – Jesus and the landlord.

He said “the tenant is always at the mercy of the landlord. The landlord can call the tenant anytime and he can request to use his apartment anytime. The Christian who is a tenant should work towards freeing himself from the second Lord which is the Landlord.”

Osasuwa also said churches who operate in rented properties are not left out. He said “a church that operates in a rented apartment is having two lords. This should not be.”



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2666004633640561&id=1619094834998218

tuoyoojo:
Politics is a very dirty game

The question I always ask, how did he scale the primaries the first time

How come nobody saw this.

There are other parties he can contest under if not PDP

I must say kudus to Him for fighting His God a father like a man....instead of rolling over and dying

Godfatherism in Nigerian politics must end

lonelydora:
As Federal Government announced the ease of lockdown for opening of churches. See how COZA Abuja abided by all the guidelines for the first physical church.

The Reverend Biodun Fatoyinbo who is the general overseer of the church wrote on his facebook page.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1151904298508945&id=186100348422683

AlabiJ:
Obaseki should join APGA and see if he won't win reelection. All igbos in Nigeria and worldwide will vote for him and help him win reelection if he does that. Who's willing to bet with me??

Mrkcee:
It's a pity that such a lad will subscribe to stealing; but then with the hunger in the land u will blame him with reservation.
Now of everywhere to practice ur charm-inspired robbery, u chose computer village, mad o! .

It's only him dat can explain the degree of slap and punches he will receive.

Meanwhile, his other guys that escaped will be like "thank God o, thank God o"

Ejima1:
Prayer is also essential

solmusdesigns:



nothing beats the Lab test for now, all this test kits are far from accurate,.. imagine how doomed you would be if the test kits mistakenly diagnosed you positive of Covid 19, and the doctors claim you are asymptomatic only for them to lock you up for 14 days with people with acute corona virus, coughing blood in your face and into the air you breath at the isolation center where you later contract the virus and die a painful death coughing endlessly even after being pronounced dead


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pyyxxaro:
Kano Pillars are like Leicester City they have good strikers like Vardy , Ihenacho etc


With the way teams from North London are playing, I know they wud get to Champions League Semifinal


Last last LAGOSPOOL go still win EPL

goaldynboy:
How possible was it to take sample for the test without recording details of the patient such as her address?!

Rgade:
You mean after she was "suspected" of having the virus, samples were drawn from her for testing and she wasnt confined but was left to roam about awaiting her results?
Now that she has tested positive they have started looking for her like headless chickens.
You done see say na comedy we dey act for this country

ignis:
It is unfortunate we have lots of ignorant comments on this thread, accusing and insulting the woman for absconding or running away.
For the avoidance of doubt, let me explain how it works, firstly, sample is collected from suspected patient and sent to lab for confirmation. The patient is released to go pending the outcome of the result.
The result takes approximately 48 hours to be out.
If the result comes out positive, the patient will be contacted and duly quarantined.
From the twitter post of the governor, they already have the patient's information including her residential address. What happened to visiting the address ?
It is wrong exposing her confidential info and calling her out online.
Her number could innocently not be reachable as a result of some certain unavoidable factors.

made4naijamusic:
Mompha shows off his Rolls Royce Wraith Eagle VIII 2020. He splashed N180m on the luxury car in October 2019. It was just delivered to him.



https://www.instagram.com/p/B_mY5DLlV5p/?igshid=1x6ttv706txdl

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PvUYbWEvrE

Millenniumlady:
Use the both guys to your advantage


Keep joe guy for assignments and handout test and other class stuff



While use the new guy for your finances phones,clothes,eateries wigs


And please stay in school hostle that way non of them can bother you with sex cause they can't gain access to girls hostel and you ever visit any of them reduce your sexual conversation with joe guy and learn to keep your phone private.....Hope it helps

Suzzi23:
Hi guys. Please I need advice.

There is this guy in my department. Let's call him Joe. He is good looking and very intelligent. He also has this very nice voice and good vocabulary. Initially we were just normal casual classmates, we greet, exchange notes and all that, nothing serious. I've always found him attractive but have not found him special in any way because I've met lots of guys like him in my University.

But few months ago he started becoming more friendly towards me. We got talking and we realized we shared a lot in common. He asked me if I was single and I told him I was. This was the truth because I wasn't dating anyone then.

Few days after another guy I was very close to asked me to be his girlfriend and I agreed. I'm in love with this guy. He is very jovial, intelligent and he knows how to treat me well. I know he loves me because I've known him for a while and he has treated me with love, affection and respect. It's always fun being around him and I enjoy his company.

Despite now being in a relationship, I still continued spending time with Joe. We shared a lot of deep intimate info about ourselves with each other. I have never felt more comfortable talking to someone before. Talking to him always made me feel good. I felt I could be vulnerable with him. He was very honest and didn't hide the dark aspects of himself. He wasn't the type to pretend he was a good person. And he wasn't. He had done a lot of bad things in the past and he wasn't afraid to talk to me about them. And although this might sound weird I liked the fact that he wasn't the typical "moral individual" I was used to meeting. I liked the fact that he had a dark personality that only me knew about. He said things to me that made me begin to explore myself and my sexuality in ways I didn't even imagine that I could. He was always fond of teasing me and never hesitated to correct me if I did anything wrong. I loved that kind of honesty.

As we talked more Joe opened up to me that he was attracted to me and had feelings for me. He would flirt with me and I'd try my best not to flirt back but I enjoyed his flirting and I enjoyed his company. He asked me if I felt the same way about him and I was honest and I said I had feelings for him, because I did. He is an attractive guy and even though I have a boyfriend I can't help being attracted to him..

He then asked me to be his girlfriend and I told him I was already dating someone. He was surprised by my response. He told me he was under the impression that I was single and that's why he had gotten so close and intimate with me. But he didn't appear angry or sad. He even told me my bf was lucky to have me.

The problem now is that since that day he hasn't talked to me. When I see him in class, he doesn't even act like I exist. He doesn't reply my messages, doesn't pick up my calls and doesn't check up on me. Throughout this lockdown he hasn't even texted me once. This is unlike him. I feel very bad about the whole thing. It's almost like our relationship didn't mean anything to him and I didn't mean anything to him. I want to still be friends with him.

Gadafii:
She's sweet and loyal indeed, baba every girl got a price tag on her head, not every girl might be for sale tho

That ex done pull up with a whip and u expect her not to shake like tiger generator, after all na him burst her cherry, that feeling will still be there, there is everything possibility she will fall back to her ex.

My advice sit her down and have a deep conversation with her, ask her what she wants, you or her ex, make her realize her that choosing her ex won't hurt u(we know it will sha).
If she chooses you, she will have to cut ties with her ex(this one go hard her) but she have to, if she chooses her ex, bro na inside life..if she says she doesn't know what she wants, bro u already lost her, collect enough points from her before you call it quit

Life isn't fair after all

BEEFIE:
it doesn't look real. with his two hands not cuffed together. he will struggle with the rope to grasp fresh air. the narrative is wrong

even the ladder shows he was dragged up there.

Thelucifer666:
Mama get big yanch

ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

KoolBigk:
Lied to me she was pregnant. It was a mixed reaction for me though, I was happy with the news and started making necessary arrangement for her and the supposed baby.

I'm not Naija based, I only visited occasionally. she told me this news a day I was to travelled back abroad. while I was preparing to catch my flight, had to take her to the hospital to do pregnancy test, which came back negative.

I was mad for the stress she made me go through & for telling me her pastor called to tell her she was pregnant, & that she did self pregnancy test too.