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seglan: I use to switch off all bulbs/socket I don't need and force my family to practice same, but what do I see at the end of the month; high BILL, meanwhile a neighbour beside M̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ that put on all the security light (100 watts) for 24 hour get same bill as I do.
So I decide to put all light on too, since they'll bring sAme bill

HAHAHAHAHAA you vex no be small o.

redsun: Oh yeah!What happens to the idea of conservation,saving money and saving the planet?

saving the planet bros dat one na long tin o. lol. wetin concern average Nigerian wit saving d planet? dem deyy hustle for food, u dey talk planet? lol. no time.

(Btw, I'm not saying that mentality is right but it's the sad truth. Only those that have access to basic amenities and are living a somewhat comfortable life can be talking about energy conservation. Market woman understand wetin all dat grammar mean? Education as well is important. Dat one sef no dey.)

Nice nice nice!!! Gracias OP. erm what about the Orikis? Can anybody help out with that?

Ekpekus: SMH @ what nairaland FP is turning into. Even the moderators are not helping matters. Now I see reason why the Bayelsa state government passed the rumour mongering bill.

Rumor ke? My broda e Neva reach dat level na. Sho! Did you see that it was posted in the "jokes" section? Once in a while, we need to laugh away our sorrows. Make u sef join us. Life is too short.

Kingscee: Admin, you think say na only nigerians dey here? stop 2 dey embarrass us naw. how you go upload dis man wey don smoke igboo finish say na michael jackson?. Wise up naw. 1MBECILE

ZACHIE: once upon a time
Nairaland Front page used to be respected

Erm... Perhaps you missed the fact that it's in the "Jokes" section?? Pls relax na. Life is not that serious. Biko. Thanks

shymexx: I agree with your assertion... Maturity should be about experience and responsibility, and not the way most people use the word loosely... Trust me, if you ask 100 people to define "maturity"; 90 will allude to expression, temperament and appearance - hence why I don't really take the word seriously, to be honest...It's just a cliche word that everyone just like to throw around loosely...

Damn!! You gat brains!! Perhaps, that's why a bruddah's leaning towards Egba and Abeokuta... Egba people produced some of the greatest women in naija history and I see you're like those great women of yore...

Oh, I think it's you. I had a dream like MLK last night, and the "Egba_girl" I saw in my dream looks like you...

J'aime votre français. Devons-nous parler en français, l'amour?

Yea I agree it's used too many times and it's almost lost its meaning. But it is still what it is.

Hehehehe you know how we roll we egbas are the best. But erm... Me? Dream? Hmmmm we need to see a pastor ASAP! This is strange. Lol.
Lmao!!!! @ dream like MLK. smh. You would tho lol. Et bien sur, on peut parler français si tu veux. Pas de problème.

Mom

More like handball?? LOL. I just dey play o. BUT what's w the shades?

[quote author=chriskwaku][/quote]It's all go. Ppreciate it

konn: this man should let by gone be by gone he should thank God he was not in the house the day the incidence happened if not he will not be here talking of compesation today

Let, in your words, "by gone" be "by gone"? And let injustice continue?? *sigh*

What's with this, "God knows best" "such is life" attitude that many of us seem to have? What is wrong is wrong. Nothing like, it's in the past because the guy us still feeling the effects of the incident till today. Let him fight for what is his. This "by" isn't going anywhere!

Guess he needs a really good lawyer.

ghananotnaija: I am a Ghanaian originally from Cape Coast, but temporarily living in Lagos for business.

I categorically deny this ranking! Lagos cannot be just number 3, it has to be the worst. I can't imagine how another city could possibly be less liveable than this Lagos. I pray to God that I can return to Accra soon.

and there I was thinking GH guys were the ish... Can't entertain any insults to my country.

shymexx: Hehehehehe... I used to be a rapper in my past life, just wasn't good enough... I still have a few tunes, wanna listen to them? Egba people gat the juice and Egba_girl brought me in on the secret..

Maturity - that's a confusing word because the definition varies depending on your consciousness... I think "maturity" is overrated and too cliche... But I agree with your assertion, though...

I hate that word when it comes to relationships but that's the truth. C'est toujours la maturité. C'est la vie. Cliché, oui mais la maturité est la maturité. Bien qu'il aie bcp d'interprétations, tu sauras quand qq'un est mûr ou non. c'est la maturité qui vient avec l'experience de la vie et la responsabilité.

Toi? Rappeur? D'accord. hahaahhaah je n'ai aucune doute. hahahahha me? you must be referring to another egba girl

pleep: êtes-vous fache? ...pourqoi? la question est facile.

Anyway, by some miracle of God, the hair is real. Regardez: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gJffWk24ZLg#t=159s

Je n'ai jamais douté. C'est toi qui avait le doute pas moi. Je suis pas fachée. ain't got time for that.


P.S: Ne m'insulte pas encore. Merci.

pleep: ^ C'est ta réponse, vous tremblez ta tete comme un oiseau muet?

Ces cheveux sont vrai pensez vous? Oui ou non!

pourquoi tu me demandes? tu ne le crois pas. non? alors, laisse! J'ai pas de temps pour toi. laisse moi tranquille.

shymexx: Hun, I don't do agbaya tins - Egba tins is the world's best kept secret..


^^That's my remix... That's the "Jason's Lyrics" with "Poetic Justice" that'll compete with "Love Jones" for the brother to the night title...

Let me stop there before these mofos start turning a friend chat into thirstiness accusations..

hehehehe the lyricist is in da building! lol. Whoever let you in on that secret must really want the best for you.

But seriously, it's not about age but maturity. Nothing wrong with a man dating an older woman and vice versa. As long as they are mature and responsible, then they good.

stint: just like girls have been choping the money and pomo of the older rich man for centuries . some of us just find girls our age too vain and unrealistic and proud and lacking the loyalty gin . I personally like older women but not for the money.

HAHAHAHHA is this a tit for tat typa thing? hehehehe. As long as the woman is not married, there is no biggie and she is not a sugar mommy.

shymexx:

Hun, I'm just trying to help the aunties out and show them why they shouldn't brush aside the "young gunners" trying to speech them..

As for me, it seems like I'm trying to buy a house in "Egba" and take my "talents" there...

Ayt ayt I hear ya. Still... agbaya tins

ahhahahahaahha don't buy your things in "egba" o. please please. stay away.

agbaya tins

[quote author=Dele.ahmed]A man, identified as Victor Adepoju, was found dead by the side of a stream less than 48 hours after participating in last Saturday’s Okpekpe Road race,

the highest paying complete road race in Nigeria which held in Edo State at Akoko Edo.

The body of the man, who was said to be a staff of the Edo State Ministry of Budget and Economic Planning, was said to have been discovered by the side of the stream at about 6.00 a.m on Monday with a vest tagged: Number 515.

The circumstances of the man’s death was unclear but sources said he might have collapsed and died from exhaustion after he struggled to get water to drink from the stream.

The remains of the man has been deposited at Lazarus Hospital in Fugar, headquarters of Etsako Central Local Government Area of Edo State.

Spokesman of the Edo State Police Command, Mr Moses Eguavoen, confirmed that Adepoju died after participating in the road race.

“An incident like that happened. He was a contestant in the road race. He was recovered from the water. The parents came and identified the body.

“The parents are asking for the corpse to be buried. The relations are declining investigations. They are not suspecting any foul play. The police is asking for a court affidavit to show that they are not interested in the investigation,” Eguavoen said.

http://tribune.com.ng/news2013/index.php/en/news/item/11292-man-s-corpse-found-after-participating-in-okpekpe-road-race
http://oodera.com/2013/05/07/edo-ministry-staff-slumps-and-dies-after-okpekpe-road-race/[/quote]The guy's body was discovered on MONDAY and the race took place on SATURDAY? How far was the stream from the route?

pleep: répondez-moi, vous fille stupide !!!

Est-ce que vous pensez que les cheveux en cette photo est vrai??

. Smh.

shymexx: It's easier to cook...

Just make you don't add too much water and there's no point parboiling it...

Took me a while to get the hang of it. Left my mom to cook it chale.

shymexx: Lmao at the bolded... It seems Nigerians love eating rice everyday - that's reminiscent of when I used to live with my parents... It was rice, rice, rice, and more rice..

Anyway, I'm not going back to long grain any time soon...

I tell you!! No lies! But even though I don't live w em, i still eat it almost errday. It's sad. Too sad. And... Okay

ZACHIE: I hardly enjoy basmati rice. ever since i tried cooking it myself and ended up with a puddingy paste i gave up.
i love regular parboiled long grain rice any day.
Shymexx there is no best between two things.....ahahha.got you there

Yea cooking basmati is kinda funny. Jus like jasmine too

shymexx: I'm Nigerian and I know what it tastes like lol... Basmati gives that uniqueness and delicious taste you won't get from the plump/chunky long grain...

Hahahahahahahaaha dang! You've jus nicely insulted my long grain. Hmmm okay o. When first started eating basmati, I liked it but then I ate that almost everyday for like 4years and I was missing my long grain. Guess I was starved of it for too long

shymexx: Sis, can you convince me and give me reasons why long grain is the best thing since slice bread?

The taste itself! The way it feels in your mouth too... Heaven! it doesn't stick like basmati.

ZACHIE: I guess you are talking to yourself.
All you wrote up there hardly made any sense to me.
No need to abuse me after seeing this

It's not so complicated. He's asking for public opinion bou basmati rice and long grain. He personally prefers basmati.

Hahahaha you really did!

shymexx: Sis, I have tasted both and the basmati version is the best, trust me.... I experiment with basmati everytime I cook jellof rice and it's far easier to cook...

The long grain version tends to be soggy most times and it's definitely not as nice as the basmati version..

*cough* you don't know how to cool long grain. :PI cooked some this eve and it turned out great. Bou Basmati, I guess I over ate it love me my long grain

shymexx: You need to try it, it's the best kept secret...

It's far better than the long grain jellof IMO..

No it's not. :PLong grain is always the best. Basmati jasmine and the rest can't compare

yuzedo: I dunno if womens wants me for my money or for my charrmin goods look. dat make me shy. and single, and i wish to comitt with NL babe. tenks

hahahahaha you need to stop w your posts!

slimyem: Nothing sucks as much as people who can't commit but want all the goodies that come with comittment.
Time passes away before you just because you are trying not to get hurt.
One day,you are just going to end up sad,lonely and miserable having lost potential future partners to your mindlessness.

Committment is hardly a problem with girls anyways.Its more of a guy problem.

Surprisingly (or not), I do not like commitments. I used to but not in recent years. Not sure how that's going to work out for me. *shrug*

kennyonthrone: Well opportunity d say kumz bt once.....wish I gat d handz I won't mind playin d swt game of politics...God plz snd me nd ma lyks a political godfather 2 groom us 4 d future

Policewoman: Make she chop. Na her time.

Akpan107: My dear, we are not heading for doom! 83% of our well are in the hands of the Northerners and we are still doing fine, just four oil wells that was given to this poor woman less than two years ago will never make us head to doom. We still have many oil wells in my state (Akwa-Ibom) so just indicate if you also have interest

frankbrigg: its her right and entitlement let her enjoy it

Hmmmmmm... What is there to say about the future of Nigeria?

pekelepekele: What is wrong with this gal called allison? . Imagine a woman struggling this hard to gather money smh

would it have made a difference if it was a man?

So um have you received admission yet? Or you are hoping to? If you have, try deferring your admission for a year, take the job and see how it turns out. That way, you have 1 ur exp and you can still get ur MSc