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All igbos and soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo uglyyyyyyyyY.most of them remind me of the hyenas in the lion king movie.eeeeew!

No need for pAnic my dear.Since "western education is Haram" to them,it'll probably take,let's say thirty years before they can penetrate the nairaland firewalls, cause they'll need to get with the basics and programs of the computer from the SCRATCH.With luck ,the Bas.tards will be long vaporised before then.

Intolerant Bastar.d.In war,propaganda is king.If the JTF Uses the media to win the war against BH,then they should respond in kind by using also using the media to refute the claim and up the casualty on the JTF side.Now that they've made an enemy of the media,they've made a massive mistake,and should be ready for the consequences.That murderer should know that they've lost a mutual Friend The scoundrel should also put in mind,that the pen is mightier than the sword.

God bless her and her family. they're such a lovely lot.Where love is concerned,age is immaterial. Their Picture fits the frame.Beautiful Family.

Juvenile delinquency

[quote author=Ejiné]The boy still sounds arrogant as hell. Scrolling down that long interview, all I could see coming from the chap was "I bought this, I bought that, I bought a car for the manager of Dansa, and everybody knows him now because I bought him the car, I bought myself an Aston Martin".
Honestly, I could give a flying phuck about Mo'Hits and the noise pollutants they call songs.

Phaser set to "Don't care" at the moment.[/quote]hater!

iykay4455: Anything mukina writes makes front page.Is she seun's girlfriend or sugar mummy?

ve e e e ery goooooooooooooood question.WETIN CONCERN US WITH 'OLUCHI WITHOUT MAKE UP'?next tin she go dey post na 'TAIYE TAIWO WITHOUT HIS BOXERS',eeew!

;DSCAMMER

[quote author=d-ROC]Toke is an ingrate!!!![/quote]how?

[quote author=echo- bee]guys guys guys[/quote]confirmed 'echo bee'

SHINOBI,DAWN OF THE DEAD,SAVING PRIVATE RYAN

emmatok: From that picture there is no bump on that road.

there Is dummy.like rafiki said to the lion king,loooook........cloooooseeer

Seun: I don't believe this picture; it must be photo-shopped.

tis not.one tin for certain is unstable state of mind of the owner..

So where does this lead us to?nothing. As usual

ASome girl had to ask how to indeed marry a rich CEO, wanting
to know where they hang out and how to get with them well
guess what?? she got her answer and it was not pretty!
A reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich
husbandA young and pretty lady posted this on a popular
forum:Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I’m going to
be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy
with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is
considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement
is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income
of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like
you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on
the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income
is not enough. I’m here humbly to ask a few questions: 1)
Where do most rich bachelors hang out?
(Please list down the names and addresses of bars,
restaurant, gym) 2)
Which age group should I target? 3) Why most wives of the
riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who
don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys
. 4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can
only be your girlfriend?
(my target now is to get married) Ms. Pretty A philosophical
reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan: Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read
your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow
me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your
requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting
time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a
bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let
me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is
an exchange of “beauty” and “money” : Person A provides
beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will
fade, but my money will not be gone without any good
reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but
you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the
viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset.
It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be
much worse 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall
Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a
“trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it
and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes
with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say
this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”.
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we
would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice
that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And
by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person
with $500k annual income.This has better chance than
finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. signed, J.P. Morgan
CEO

born2fuck: The major 4 pillars destroying this country are 1.police 2.boko haram 3.goverment 4.phcn

my good brother,the order of arrangement is thus as follows; 1:government 2.PHCN 3.Police 4.Boko Haram.Thank you

9jafreak: pathetic!

M.I. is riding his luck thanks to the terrifying deficiency of truly intelligent rappers in the Industry

It's a shame. Even Mode employs metaphors that say little to nothing about well, nothing. I was rooting for Sauce Kid, but he can't get himself into anything 'progressive' also (like 'Youth Emancipation and Enlightenment for example)

Hip Hop is about the People! Godammit!

After listening to Jay z, Nas, Tupac, the Roots, Damian Marley, etc, I vowed never to touch any Nigerian hip hop by a ten foot pole.

you forgot to add notorious B.I.G. ,the king of RAP.your oversight is forgiven.

Nice one,impressed.

antartica: That south africa has more hiv/aids victims is because they have statistics while nigeria like in every other thing,doesnt.Nigeria is a barbaric country where record keeping is strange,that is why the thieving politicians and so-called elites get away with everything because nobody ask for records and accounts.

Heaven knows how many animals like you without any form of sexual control like bonobos are running around with the disease spreading it to innocent victims ignorantly.

hey,seme.n leaking asss,I can see you're back.how was ur night?hope you haven't had another hole drilled into your behind?Freak!Zombie!you're living a very pitiable life.imagine passing on without any kid to mourn you except your fellow gays crying for you while their asss is leaking shiit and seme.n. very pitiable I say.SMH

[quote author=Ejiné]All the time wey the guys go carry find pikin to lure victims, dem neva carry go ashawo joint? And what if na 87 year old woman come see de child nko?[/quote]loooooools.well to a rapist,puss is puss

antartica: It is clear that you live in a World that is on backwrd spin,so don't even go there.Backward evolution has befallen your world and u are a clear example of that.

Your type live because others live but others don't live because u live.You and people that reason like you are unfit nuisance.

yeah I no it hurts your feelings,especially if you're already infected and on medications.your life is sooooooooooooo lopsided,bitc.h. Sure your whorre mummy and abusive daDdy are proud of you now,abi?the reason you have to run away from home,and seek solace in your anuus.pity,pity.......

antartica: I am jesus.What picture of jesus do you have in mind?Black or white?Ode!

sacrilege,heresy !are you saying Jesus was gay?you're lucky the internet is not a physical tin,you would've been having your testi.cles for dinner,bastaid!

SimonAndal: _
I'm done here guys. Bye!

yeah run bitc.h,run!

antartica: How will U be able to make arms to wipe them off when you can't think?With your thick skull.You can't even grow food for strength.You guys live borrowed lives,life on the edge,you are not as reasonable,resourceful and creative as even common ants.

talking about creativity,what value have your type brought into the world?Ans,AIDS.It's been proven that homosexuals get infected more than heterosexuals.

SimonAndal: Hola, crazy dudes! Missed me? Nah, dontcha worry, papa brought lots of cookies!
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@ YouGuysThatReallyHateGays, why? What's your reason? Y'all seem to be either christians or moslims. But you forget, not everyone shares your faith. Buddhism recognises homosexuality, hinduism recognises homosexuality, some jewish sects recognise homosexuality. And not to forget that a lot of the human population are atheists.
Or maybe you just hate 'cause you can't bear the fact that not everyone fits into your little box of preconcieved reality. Are you angry that not everybody follows your percieved (albeit twisted) sense of morality?
Grow up!
Some people like beans, some people like rice. Some like a mixture, while others like neither.

pity,now you're talking to yourself looking in the mirror.Welcome back,lepricon

antartica: U must think u are making impression on me,eeh?Do u think of me as being on ur level?

U are one dumbo that can be smelt from thousands of miles away,a laughing stock.Like u said i am laughing,truly i am laughing at u.

as for you sewage rat,I dare you to come out of hiding and show your true self in picture,if truly you're not 'ignorant and backward' like the rest of us Normal beings.SHOW YOURSELF!!!let's see who you really are.I know that aint gonna happen

matrixme: @poster, you're such a monster. So it infers that you would rather have people die enmasse by war rather than proliferate their gayness, that's so much for satisfying your hatred against gay people! See, let me tell you plainly, gay is the human reality, and itexists among people irrespectivd of faith, geography, civilization and colour. You'd better be realistic as to how to lovingly explain your bias towards it!

na who be this joy rider Wey just rush enter discussion without recourse to how e dey go.Are you blind?did you read my post properly before replying.Scoundrel!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Seems my sarcasm is really hitting you hard but i still would want to know how you guys do this stuff.Anyways,do you use diapers to protect the leakage from your an'us,how about heavy perfume to help out with the stink,have you ever done an'us surgery before ?

The more you laugh over my opinions about homos,the more you look terrible to the normal humans.[/quote]pls,pls stop!you're killing me.......

[quote author=~Bluetooth]You havent miss much cuz I was about to ask him if his boyfriend likes it the doggeey style or the missionary way. . . .does he suck his prick or releas'e on his face or back ? Irrittating ? Huh[/quote]eeeeeewww!!!Repulsive.

gidiMonsta: There u go, ow do u xpect me; a normal human that bangs kitties, to communicate with a rat? I think we should do a research on ow lack of sweet tight kitties affects brain cells.

Have u started using diapers yet?

guy you go kill person here o

Not fair!!! You guys have been having fun in my absence.I can see that we still have the sewn up arssed idiot in the person of Mr or miss antartica,(depending on the way he swings)in the house.I wonder what he's trying to prove?My judgement?He should get. The hell outta here right now and go lick his annus,sorry I mean his wounds in shame. THE ODDS ARE AGAINST HIM!!!