₦airaland Forum

womer: These robbers are really not a man, the police should pay attention to them.Heavy fines them.[img]http://www.filii.info/g.gif[/img]

babaowo: omo onile lon lo ile!!!!

Ekans: How come i have been watching Dstv for close to a year now without new subscription when mine expired last year. Did they forget me?and moreover i have the upgrade message on my tv screen too.

betrani: the account given by the police inspector or who eva it was, is not convincing at allllllllll it doesnt hold water, someone at waec and the police connived to kill this guy and are tryin to fool us here, i neva hear say elavator d stop midway btw floors. choi c bigger lie which elevator is so constructed to leave gaps around it na bridge themd take climb enter the floors of d buildin abi?

rafhell: President Goodluck Jonathan assured yesterday that his government will end the menace of Islamic sect, Boko Haram in some areas of the north by the middle of the year. He said the nation’s security forces will take total control of the situation.

Jonathan who spoke in an interview with the South Korea’s Yonhap News Agency while attending a two-day summit on peaceful use of nuclear energy, with about 51 other world leaders in Seoul, also gave an insight into the problems faced by the Federal Government in 2010 when his predecessor, late President Umoru Musa Yar’Adua was ill in far away Saudi Arabia without formally handing over the reigns of government to him as the then Vice President.



Speaking on the current security challenges facing the country following the Boko Haram Islamic sect’s bombing canpaign in some parts of Nigeria, President Jonathan said, the problem was limited to certain areas in the country, assuring the international community that the problem would be seriously curtailed as the nation’s security forces would take total control of the situation by the middle of this year.

“In terms of security challenges, we have some parts of the country where we have terrorist attacks, but it does not affect the whole country. We are in reasonable control. We have the belief that in the middle of this year; in terms of security of individuals, we will have full control. The danger is limited to some parts of the country. It does not extend to other parts of country,” he further said.

President Jonathan also said during the interview that there were fears of military coup when late President Yar’Adua fell ill and did not formally hand over power to him, (Jonathan) as the then vice president. He said there were fears of a poosible coup as the country wobbled during the uncertainty surrounding the health condition of his predecessor.

He however said that military coup could not have occured because the country was politically stable.

“I was the President during the transition (period). Before I took over, I was vice president. The President (Yar’Adua) was very ill and people thought there would be military intervention. Today, we conducted election. Politically, we are stable,” he said.

Assuring potential investors of a conducive environment to do business in Nigeria, President Jonathan appealed to South Korean companies to invest in Nigeria because of her huge economic potentials.

According to Jonathan, “other areas and the public sector have been opened up. Agriculture, in terms of production of raw materials; and other sectors have been opened up. Not just in private airlines but airports, terminal buildings and other sectors.

“Oil sector had been opened up from the beginning. We have very few chemical companies. It is an area these (Korean) companies can invest. Before 2002, telecommunication was a monopoly. Telecommunication has been opened up to other countries. More Korean companies can invest in all aspects of telecommunication.

“There is one key area that I want to emphasize. Nigeria is a very green area for investors. Before this time, during the military rule, you do not know who would be the next president. When a new government came, there were new policies and those policies were not attractive to investors.

“Basically from 1999 to date, we have established democratic government. For investors, Nigeria has strong laws and media. No president can just change laws that can affect investors especially. We encourage investors”. He pointed out that he specifically preferred the Korean investors to focus attention on the power sector.

“I want investment in power sector. For now, we are quite low. We want South Korean investors.”

Richfella: Vodafone Ghana! Can you beat that?

Kobojunkie: I don't believe that for one minute. A family member has Nigerian Broadband and still cannot watch videos online. Downloads still take quite a lot of time, especially when we send home videos(mostly 3GB or less).

We should probably query Hyperia as to why other clients don't get the same speed even though most pay the same rates.

190: If they told those two hungry people standing close to Jona

say - this guy go be president in so so years future time

they would either slap you or laff their belle out

ive come 2 realize that in this life, never look down on sumone

no matter how small - cos u might sleep a papuer and wake up a millionaire

I wonder where those 2 hungerols are today

maybe somewhere in maitaima abuja

a1solution: I made N10,000 payment to JAMB to enable JAMB accredit my Cyber cafe in kwale Delta state for the 2012/2013 UTME registration. But up till the close of registration I did not receive any reply from this e-mail address that Jamb provided for it (utme12cyber@gmail.com) I had made several calls to JAMB office they say I should resend the e-mail which I have done several times without receiving reply. I went back to Zenith Bank and they checked their record with Jamb the money was actually credited to Jamb account since the above date. Nairalanders I want you people to advice or help me unravel the mystery behind this because I wonder why all the e-mails I had been sending to the e-mail addressed they provided had not been replied because even if I’m not approved at least I am suppose to receive a reply and my money given back to me. Please advice me because most people are saying they did same to them that they would just select few people to accredit and seize other peoples money. Even the biometric machine I bought N30,000 for the registration is now lying useless because I did not use it. This is the account I paid to. Account (UTME12CYBER; Account No. 1012830959) Zenith Bank. I learnt some people even paid twice without receiving a reply from the E-mail address they provided not to talk of the so called access code. Below is the message they pasted on their website that made me fell for their trick.

From http://www.jamb.org.ng/Unifiedtme/CyberAdmin/Default.aspx
“Please follow the instructions below strictly to register your Cafe for the UTME 2012 registration. Please note that unless you register your centre and it is approved, you cannot take part in the forthcoming registration of candidates for the UTME 2012 registration exercise.
• You are expected to register your business name as a registration centre.
• You are required to pay a REFUNDABLE CAUTION FEE of N10,000 (Ten Thousand Naira) Only
• Make sure you specify a valid email address because your Access Code shall be sent to you via this medium.
• On submission of your centre registration form, an acknowledgment slip shall be sent to your email, which contains your business Reference Number and other details
• Please print this slip, take it to the nearest Zenith Bank Plc and make payment into Account (UTME12CYBER; Account No. 1012830959), specifying your reference number on the teller
• Please scan your teller and send it by email to utme12cyber@gmail.com
• Upon confirmation of your payment, your Access Code shall be sent to you via your email address. Confirmation takes three (3) working days
• The Access Code is Non-Tranferable, and you are liable for all the transactions done with the Code.
• JAMB has the right to withdraw the Code, if after inspection discovered that your office does not exist or your facilities are inadequate or you engage in activities contrary to the conduct of the registration including overcharging of candidates for registration
• Registration centres (Cafes) shall charge candidates a maximum of N700 (Seven Hundred Naira) only per candidate including full registration and printing of two (2) copies of e-Registration Slip
• Note that candidate has the right to report your office if you overcharge and your Access Code may be withdrawn and you also forfeit your caution fee
• At the end of registration exercise, the caution fee shall be refunded to you via your”
I followed all the procedure above but up till now no reply from JAMB (utme12cyber@gmail.com)
I even wonder why a corporate organization is using Gmail to receive mails instead of their own website.
Any good suggestion on how to retrieve my money would be welcomed.THANKS

donnie: You are a theif!!!
Ehen? If Pastor Adeboye said he will not  worship there nko? Is he God?
And my question remains: did you verify those claims before you brought them to nairaland for discussion?
Well, only time will expose you.

Faheedat: Tin Can Customs intercepts army uniform, accessories

From Sun Newspaper on Saturday, March 24, 2012



The Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), Tin Can Command Apapa, Lagos has impounded a consignment of army uniforms and accessories neatly concealed in the booth of a vehicle in a container originating from the United State of America.
Nehru Is Maimed, the Area Comptroller of the Command, told maritime journalists yesterday that his men discovered the items during one of their routine checks on Thursday and that the manner the items were brought in made it suspicious, as it was not declared as part of the main cargo.

Among the items discovered, he said, were 10 army uniforms, six trousers, 10 pair of canvas shoes, 17 army fez caps, two belts and two slippers. The container, from the United States of America, has its registration number as ECMU 920690/0.
The comptroller said that both the importer of the container and the owner of the army accessories are under custody, while investigation is on to ascertain the actual circumstances under which the items were imported.

WHERE ARE WE GOING FROM HERE AND GEJ SAID WE ARE SAVE HOW??

applelady: @torkaka, you said they might kick ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ out which means you are ₪☺τ̅ reAlly sure, please I want somebody that is sure to enable ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ know what to do.
In the issue of telling ‎​♍Ɣ family,hmmm,you don't know the kind of family I came from, they would probably die before ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ so no need telling them. Thanks sha for your contribution, more please!

ifyalways: @OP, source please?

Sad story if actually its not fiction. Name of city where murder/sacrifice took place and name of witness sounds fishy.

dirtymoney: This happened in Gwagwalada
area council of FCT, between
a mother & her 25yr old son
recently in . As as the story
came to light that the young
man who is said to be a 2nd year student of the University
of Abuja has impregnated his
biological mother & the
pregnancy is now running in
the ninth month.
The expossion of the whole evil & sordid act came to light
when the young man who
confessed to have been
sleeping with his mother since
2007 confided with one of his
friends, a student of the same institution. The evil & sordid
act he was having with his
own mother, the pregnancy &
how he lost his father since
2006.
It was learnt that as soon as the young man, Francis
Igbude revealed the secret to
his friend whose name is
Geofrey Edojarefe, he refused
to keep the story secret but
disclosed it to his pastor- father who is said to be the
G.O of the Christ Restoration
Church, Agwandodo,
Gwagwalada area of Abuja
who invited the young man &
advised him to confess the whole story so as to come
out clean or face the wrath of
God.
Sources disclose that the
pastor & his wife were shell-
shoked when they first got the whole story from the
young man about how his
mother lured him into the act
as far back as 2007, how
they have both terminated
five pregnancies, and why the mother is keeping this present
pregnancy because Dr had
warned that it will be suicidal
to abort again. Consequently,
Pst Edojarefe invited both
mother & son to his church where they eventually
confessed both with different
tales.
While the mother claimed that
the act occurred once when
she was drunk which prompted her to force her son
to have fun with her, the son
confronted her that the
abomination actually started
since 2007, few months after
his father died. That both of them have terminated five
pregnancies in the course of
their affinity & why they are
keeping the present
pregnancy due to the advice
of Dr that his mother will loose her life if she attempts
abortion again. It was a
shocked congregation who
pleaded with the FCDA senior
staff to confess wholly to the
sin as she has done so as to come out clean to get the
desired forgiveness of God.
But she totally objected &
insisted on her story. But,
there is no denial of having
had sex together between mother and son.
teealimodels./2012/03/07/25-year-old-student-impregnates-own-mother-sick-wtf-realteeali/