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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:50pm On Jun 15, 2019
shollywendy1:
A selfie in canada. Carshopper, eherbal, thecar( but no village tour oo) chillex8, slamstanlee. I checked mate u all. Atleast, see big boi selfie ..Hahahaa.
grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:08pm On Jun 14, 2019
slamstanlee:
Mobil 1 5w30, 2005corolla special edition.
na better oyel you dey use
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 1:18pm On Jun 14, 2019
slamstanlee:
correct. Regular, specific and due oil change you wont get sludge. My car tells me when to change oil by display on dashboard. Its always around 5k miles.
Engine clean like ashawo nyash grin
No sludge kobo.
Car is is now 230+k milage
Sprints, sounds cool, wicked ac even in traffic. Engine not tempered. Only changed the spark plugs once. smiley
which oil do you use bro? name of car?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:50pm On Jun 13, 2019
izzou:
So let me use my experience today to derail this thread small tongue

So my first trip was VI. Dropped rider and I got another(Heart leaped for joy)
Called rider and asked him his location. He told me. Asked him his destination and he flared up. He was like "Cancel it if you're not going. What's this rubbish?" and he hung the call on me.

My ego was telling me to cancel while the "meekful" spirit of Jesus(definately not mine) told me to get to the pickup.

Got there, oga entered and was just pouring his anger on me. He wasn't insultive neither did he disrespect me, but he was angry. I was trying to explain but he didn't want to hear. He said "If you want to go, start the trip or cancel so I'll come down".

I spoke briefly to God to change any Alagbole or Iju or Apapa there and I slid START TRIP. It was Sangotedo grin

Oga was just vexing and never even let me talk. He complained from Akin Adesola to Samuel Manuwa and finally he said "Don't talk to me please, just drive". All these while I was just saying "I'm sorry bros"

It's was a silent ride to his abode. Ended trip. Oga paid and then he said, "Will you be available by 2pm? I would like you to take me to Ikeja".

At that point, I knew I just graduated from 1 star to 2 star and above grin
decided to come out yesterday after a long sabatical ,as work and family pressure kept me off the hustle.it was my driest run ever.no single request. when I finally got one at the Atlantic cinemas,I thought this was it.the name that came up was "IG of police",but I was not intimidated. I called ,but it went unanswered.the rider called me with another no.it was a female voice.

me:hello,good afternoon.......

rider: where are you?(I hate this question with a passion)

me: good afternoon ma,I'm at............

rider: (maliciously) Oga where are you!!!

me: (cancelled trip)
rider started calling non stop.didnt pick call.i will be cooked if I did.grin

I decided to call it a day.did pick and drop .visited my uncle,then another pick and drop home to my village in ikorodu.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:15pm On Jun 12, 2019
thebigkendo:
Are you trying to tell us something?? Are you owing dru rental fee?
lols grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:16pm On Jun 12, 2019
darmilolah:
Gas ni o
my thoughts exactly grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 5:00pm On Jun 12, 2019
shollywendy1:
Eherbal! Eherbal!! Eherbal!!! "Kalas abibi, malish abibi"
"Nwane eweniwe biko"
" jebu rè.
I sheath my sword for the sake of peacegrin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 2:47pm On Jun 12, 2019
darmilolah:
Nice....

On Monday my offline client that live around CalleCalled me around 8:30pm to come show her how to light has oven. I went to her house to show her. On getting back home. I saw 5k credit alert
which oven did you light Bros darmilolah grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 2:34pm On Jun 12, 2019
timilehing:
You have being posting this your "female" driver's earning with jesusson2020 all these while. You think she doesn't share screenshots in one uber/bolt group?
Grow up Bro!!!
this is so sad.taking glory for another person's sweat.how low can you go bro dru23?undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 2:31pm On Jun 12, 2019
thebigkendo:
Chai!! You are truely wise
Bros,this guy needs our help and sympathy. his problem is more than what we're seeing.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 2:29pm On Jun 12, 2019
jesusson2020:
All this for me? �

The frustration no be here. Work harder so God will bless you.
you can never fathom the size of my blessings. you have a lot of catching up to do boy.you may fade away along the way.be humble.cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 2:25pm On Jun 12, 2019
dru23:
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no one will believe anything you post here anymore.your integrity has been compromised. that could as well be your brother's business invoice or any other person's,but DEFINITELY not yours.LIAR!!! undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:47pm On Jun 12, 2019
[quote author=dru23 post=79258210][/quote]meme malfunction.undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:43pm On Jun 12, 2019
[quote author=dru23 post=79257947][/quote]na who I quote na who dey respond?mumu forget to switch account again. undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:42pm On Jun 12, 2019
Cooladex:
The kind of offline you pray.

Carried this woman last week and she said I 'll help her move a one small chair and a mirror from Vi to Lekki 1 today. Just some few mins distance.

She transferred 10k to me.

I'm on my way home for today grin.
envygrin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:24pm On Jun 12, 2019
dru23:
The reason why I go hard at these guys. It is basically because of my female driver .. She had no experience doing uber at all. Few weeks on the job ,it was tough for her. But it should be expected, before you know it ,she got used to it .. She is the best and always pays on time , she reminds me of jesuson2020. If a female driver can do it ,I don't want hear and see any guys complain about the job.. Otherwise I will start posting my female drivers earning... am here to motivate
it's her earnings you've been posting here all along.have a bit of shame in your miserable life for once. you may never achieve anything the way you're going.calm down,accept your mistakes.move along and let's hear word here.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 12:20pm On Jun 12, 2019
jesusson2020:
That's the reason most them here on nairaland will never succeed.

Our job title at the moment is taxi driver. If you like be formal bank manager, site engineer, be a chief in your village, that is ur cup tea.

Just as darmilolah was claiming his 8years in university carrying over, but still end up jobless and becoming taxi driver just like me.

Same goes with Xneg, QuitNotice, eherbal, Gentlelife50. I know some of u don't have education like me, but come here claiming one educated rich 40 years old man, but have been on rental since Uber inception.

From today onward God will grant u your heart desires. But you must change from ur bad characters. To receive the blessings that comes from my prayer
first of all pray for yourself to be free from self deceit, guile,pride and arrogance.
let's assume you are who you say you are..........

this is for you..........


one thing is obvious;

1 you're not 22

2 you were never a bricklayer

3 you've always been here

4 you're a lie and a liar

5 your father did not raise you well

6 you've failed before,hence your cloak of a new Identity

7 you'll fail again because arrogance ,pride and uncouthness,has always been the perfect ingredient for the recipe of failures

8 he whom the gods wants to destroy,they first make mad. your madness is growing by the leaps everyday.

9 I'm sure you're the most successful person in your lineage. I sympathize with your generation at your glee for making stipends and not letting your father's agemates rest.

10.with the so called killing you're making,you can't buy a motorable car in a year. you may not buy one in your lifetime. why the noise? why the showoff?

Remember 'kid',pride goeth before a fall.your fall is guaranteed if you continue this way. many have gone. be humble or you'll stumble cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 9:14pm On Jun 11, 2019
lekbel09:
Yoruba go say "Bi iro ba lo fun Ogun odun ojo kan bayii ni oto ma de ba" .Dru is a pathological liar with narcissistic tendencies.Another blessing okoro in disguise very rotten human being.C him worwor face
blood of Zachariah ! grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:11pm On Jun 11, 2019
lekbel09:
Now officiall.........jessusson2020, dru and other multiple monikers belong to the same piece of shit person.
you're a very smart bro.right now he's probably looking for the moniker to respond with.such a low lifeundecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:09pm On Jun 11, 2019
chillex8:
Dru23 don pick race ooooo
looool.grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:01pm On Jun 11, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
the enemy of my enemy grin
is our enemygrin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:56pm On Jun 11, 2019
chillex8:
Cheeeeeeiiiiiiiiii
Olympus has fallen
how the 'mighty' has fallen. a big shame really.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:50pm On Jun 11, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
some Blessing okoro moves mehn grin
like ehn bros.all this revealations just made my day. I know say dru23 na uber driver now,but folks here no wan believe.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:48pm On Jun 11, 2019
Gentlelife50:
Chinekemu oooo
grin
I said it God will soon fight my battle for me.
congrats bro.digging up trash on other peeps,not knowing his testicles was in the open
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:41pm On Jun 11, 2019
jesusson2020:
What do you mean? I don't have wrinkles in my face, this face is too old to be me, I'm just a young small boy
this is the weakest defence I've seen my whole life.my three year old could've done better.you were not mentioned by the way.why quickly jump to conclusions? as far as I'm concerned,this ugly looking piece of shit is YOU,JESUSSON2020. Shame on you,dru23, Mohammedson2020,and every alternate moniker you've ever used to fool yourself here.cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:21pm On Jun 11, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
okokobioko!
this thread has been set on fire in my absence.not fair o. so that bad mouthed lady was a distributor of lemon cars.no wonder dru has her back.grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:03pm On Jun 11, 2019
pope191:
See para... Easy boss, me don enter once chance wit d olosho I carry, but it is well... Some hours I sent my last post about carring someone. I first tackle the guy as my rating deh em hand, have to make him understand rider said she is going to banana island and you said I should take her to 1004, she's d one in the car and she's giving me attitude at the end if she shout kidnap or sometin else I'll b d one to face it, my guy understand ask me to end trip and let her find her way, I did that at 500 naira. Now face girl, u r no longer on my app, please take me to banana island, just to pick sometin and then to 1004, peg price @ 3500 right after 2 toll gate... Happy me, nah soh I zoom beat traffic light, deh pursue me from chevron reach osapa traffic, start playing video and all, offence is 100k, before I know rider don come down trying to get another bus... Me: officer, no let us talk to much, what can I do? He Look at me I don't need ur money, you will go to the office... Oga that's long story, talk quick, before I lose my rider... Officer you can't have our money in your hand, we have to go to bank, deh start trying to shout at me and what I'll face in their office... Me: oga let me give you 3k here let's die dis matter .. officer: 10k is what we will take... Me: OK, I'll give you 5k, call rider back into the car, deep hand inside pocket and gave dem the 4k I'm sure of getting from d trip.... Las las nah free trip plus toll I do. Another rider waiting for me zoom I go
na street forge you.na Street you be .
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 1:43pm On Jun 11, 2019
Xneg:
Check properly sir, you have gonorrhea
super lol.epic comeback grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 1:41pm On Jun 11, 2019
Xneg:
Dru23 just likes to comment to remain relevant on the platform, stop answering him, he has no car to give you, he also a driver forming a boss, until I see one person on the platform attest to the fact that he has given them a vehicle.
you caught on real fast bro. grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 1:35pm On Jun 11, 2019
dru23:
You are so correct.. I will use myself as an example.. One of my cars had a /c compressor issue.. The a/c will only work at night only, so I had to give the car out for 20k week rental till I fix the compressor, I spent over 100k to fix the compressor, the tokunbo ones you see at ladipo are try your luck.. They can only give u 1 week warranty.. I had to change compressor 3 times and was told to convert to manual compressor.. I said to myself that is not how the car was designed o.. I went to ebay bought one for $55.00 and a/c dryer .. .got it to Naija and a month later the a/c is so chilling riders are complaining the car is too cold.. And I took it to Radauto for installation... so my brother you are very rite o
I said it.dru now drives on the platform cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:55pm On Jun 03, 2019
Epphy:
Hahahaha...you want him back on nairaland abi grin
You must have surely missed him grin
no one to heckle here.you guys are a bunch of boring hags.billgoldberg is basket of frustration and and self pity grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:02pm On Jun 01, 2019
Loftyy1:
ok have been a silent reader since signing up ealier this year on this thread, I'm curious to ask some noticabe questions.

How come Gazzuzz with all that automobil knowledge is so full of pride and some selected few kiss his a zz? (diportivo, thebigkendo, thecar, kingreign and some others to name a few)

How come only a man with the moniker dru23 is always the same person capable of putting Gazzuzz in his place along with Gazzuzz disciples?

Only 3 moniker i know here stood up to Gazzuzz, Eyinne, Dru23 and Damilolar but Damilolar ends up bowing to him, Eyinne threaten him and left the thread probably gave up on the ehailing business and Dru23 just have a way of working him.

Why is with Dru23 and the memes?

The difference between Dru23 and Gazzuzz is, Dru is more optimistic with life and Gazzuzz is just down to reality. Dru loves Ehailing and sees it as fun not even business and Gazzuzz loves to trade more and get that quick profit then move to the next deal. So it's like there is a disconnect when the former (a long term investor) meets with the later (a short term quick profit investor).


Why does Dru23 always speak for drivers or quick to condemn them when he hasn't been on the road to experience what drivers pass through?

The guy with the moniker Franksam use to talk like Dru until he started driving and his orientation about drivers changed.

Speaking of Franksam2009, why does Franksam and his partner in crime eherbal connive to bully one foul mouth guy who always insults when he gets his point across, funny enough the guy always makes a point but he curses too much, i think his moniker starts with B or so.


Why do other drivers feel the need to bully Jesusson and I trust Jesusson to always have all answers to whatever question thrown at him lol.

I love this thread, Always makes me crack up. I think Dru is the only motivational speaker on thread but he talks too much, If you rely on Gazzuzz and some other few naysayers, the fence gang, sorry is your name, Same people who condemns the job, wakes up in the morning to still row thier boat. And the funny thing, Gazzuzz condemns ehailing and go to his job leaving you stuck in some mixed up sentimental emotions towards your job lol

we all know the Nigeria terrain is bad for business, Nigeria hasn't been good, it's never rosy anywhere due to the nature of capitalism, Government negligence towards the ehailing sector makes it worse, who cares when the app company are paying thier taxes, that's what the government is after not the welfare of the citizens.
finally,we have a shrink in the house .spot on man.we'll really be needing you here. I like your honest review,though open to scrutiny. grin Billgoldberg was frustrated out of the hustle by his bad manners. franksam2009 and I weren't bullying him,but showing him the error of his ways.we were right after all.grin

btw,I did a background check on him.his real name is biliaminu omuti, alias Billgoldberg .don't get it twistedgrin

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