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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 2:37pm On Jun 24, 2019
Xneg:
Oh please, there's nothing normal about it, some women just become too lazy to take care of themselves all in the name of pregnancy, my wife was pregnant for a set of twins twice and she was never "unattractive", it's an individual thing.
Baba ibeji lemeji. gunshots in the air for the sharpest shooter in the house grin grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 2:32pm On Jun 24, 2019
BAZ001:
So this SOS / safety button no work or d driver no press am. Night we I think say vio and tout no go dey Na robbers come dey night.
everybody with im shift grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 2:31pm On Jun 24, 2019
izzou:
Time to derail

I have a question for married folks here? How do you guys cope when your wife is pregnant?

I carried a lady today. Obviously someone's wife. But she was so so unattractive. I really do not want to describe her with derogatory words...

And I thought within myself.. ..Is it possible that I'll find my wife unattractive when she's pregnant?

Maybe looks shouldn't be a criterion for one to choose a spouse.

Her looks made me give marriage a third thought
beauty is in the eye of the beholder. pregnancy has been known to make some women lose form and beauty.as long as she's your wife and you love her,her looks will never matter. cool
Car Talk › Re: 2003 Honda Civic........ by eherbal(m): 5:47pm On Jun 23, 2019
[quote author=chillex8 post=79600268][/quote]thank God say no be you be gateman. grin
Car Talk › Re: 2003 Honda Civic........ by eherbal(m): 11:16am On Jun 23, 2019
Car Talk › Re: 2003 Honda Civic........ by eherbal(m): 11:08am On Jun 23, 2019
obekediamondfuto:
if they hold a corolla rally in Lagos I wonder how Lagos will feel like on that day!


Kai, they'd be like ants marching to/fro St Louis packet!

and if u see the kinda speed confidence they exude on 3mb ehn, one would think these guys are packing like 400hp under that hood!

SMH I really weak oh BRO...

hope u are not one of the corolla users

grin
this thread has been derailed.anyways ,corollas drivers assemble for a selfie,e no easy(in chillex8 voice)grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:11am On Jun 23, 2019
Tyche:
He's still on an offline trip to Abakaliki grin
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:39pm On Jun 22, 2019
cross8701:
I was about to say that but realised it was the resident slowpoke. There is no schooling that idiot. grin grin grin
lol at resident slowpoke.thats a new one.grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 7:19am On Jun 22, 2019
Tyche:
What about 23 and 2020?
bro ,you had to mention.na you go face am alone o.peace been dey dis house since . I no dey o.undecided
Politics › Re: Lagos Govt Sacks 34 LASTMA For Extorting Motorists Under Ambode by eherbal(m): 8:59pm On Jun 21, 2019
the traffic law is Draconian and evil.community service with mugshot of offenders pasted on front pages of newspapers and social media,with the inscription," I'm a traffic offender" is enough deterrent.
the law should be challenged in court undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m):
knowyeknot:
It’s been said here times without number, local government do not have the right to arrest any vehicle for traffic offense, it’s a bye law already passed by house of assembly, during the past government, but Incase of next time reachout to me,I go collect 5k...... do not let them capitalize on your ignorance
sweetguy10,shoot this guy first grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 7:01pm On Jun 21, 2019
sweetguy10:
Those agbero task force guys just arrested me at Ikotun immediately after governor’s road junction because I parked to buy soft drink and gala just opposite where I parked. They wrote a ticket of 25k and after much begging and intercession by the person I wanted to pick , they collected 7K - my hard earned money since 9AM and I had to pay to gauge my tires because they deflated the two front tires and that’s after the rider canceled because he had to “go somewhere urgently “. They moved me into their office and you need to see the shady deals et al being perpetrated there that’s while they all reek of cigarette and weed plus beer . The government that empowered these miscreants are still the one shouting that we leave crime and do a legal hustle , I’m frustrated , angry , sad and hopeless in this damned country... everything is a scam eventually . I’ve been on the road since 9AM only for some weed smoking , beer drinking , no lifers to take all my earnings because I parked to fill my farmished self on the same place where vanagons are parked . To hell with whatever ..... Bleep !!!!!!
if you own a gun,you gotta do what you gotta do bro cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:53pm On Jun 21, 2019
FreeMejoor1:
am giving it to a trusted driver..
there are no trusted drivers.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:17am On Jun 21, 2019
deedee44:
We have started again. Crvrider see wetin you cause
lol grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:41pm On Jun 20, 2019
knowyeknot:
3hrs 40 mins for 3900, blood of God
Blasphemyundecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 3:03pm On Jun 20, 2019
izzou:
Mtcheeew
angry
pele.it happens.go home bro.tomorrow na another day
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 2:48pm On Jun 20, 2019
donfortune48:
Greetings comrades.

I've been following this thread since February, and I just decided lately to try this business since I've not been able to get a job after service.

Luckily for me, my bro just bought a new car for the wife, and then said I can use the old one for the business if I like (03 matrix).

I've uploaded all documents, done inspection and training yesterday.
My account just got activated early this morning, meaning that I'm set to hit the road.

Please I need advice from the gurus on this thread. Both those on the fence (gazuz), those on the road (jentlelife, Jesus & Muhammad son, eherbal, FUTOdiamondbank, izuo...) those in (yanki, Japan & Ghana (uncle dru23)). The auto mechs (the Mrs with YAN currency).

I'm planning to enter streets by 2pm to test run my ability.

My major fear is how to commute around, as I'm not conversant with the roads. And the importance of the 5star stuff they hit me with yesterday during straining.

As for Google Map? I'm a top-rated LOCAL GUIDE.

Thanks comrades.
congratulations bro.fortunately for you most peeps don't actually know their way around their first time,they learnt on the job. your most essential tool is Google map.never,I repeat,nevr use bolt or Uber map,you'll be burnt
you can also let the rider know that you're not conversant with the route,and you'd be surprised how helpful and understanding some riders can be.you have to be extra courteous when asking female riders.they can be bitchy at times . most importantly trust your gut instincts,keep your eyes open for traffic lights and signs.watch out for local government miscreants,lastma,police,VIO, FRSC etc
make sure your papers are updated,and service your vehicle with quality oil and parts.
Best of luck bro.welcome onboard cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:30am On Jun 20, 2019
chillex8:
The fear of LASDRI is the beginning of wisdom
lol grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 9:21am On Jun 20, 2019
xneg,has David delivered your cert? how did it end?do we still need to call him? I'll advice you track him down and recover your money through the police.escalate the situation,so that next time he'll think twice before being wicked
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 4:50pm On Jun 19, 2019
dru23:
Yes looks like drive by ... but it can't be drive by ,according to one big boy on naira, he said I can't drive ...
are you in Nigeria or America?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 8:27am On Jun 19, 2019
dru23:
Focus on making that money bro ..very important. U see I can afford to be on Nairaland and still make money... but u need to focus on ur bank account.. You see me and Radauto can fight all day and nite.. When the dust settles, she can afford to enter plane go Yankee and travel to naija back and fourth. I can afford to do that too. Travel go back to naija and have a bit of freedom to do what I want to do.. Now Xmas season will be approaching, the ports will be busy, people will be busy, the demand for good uber cars will increase so and so fourth .. I will be busy at that time ,and likely u will not see me on nairaland at .. That is the season cars will be cheap.....
So my point to those of you that supports either me or Radauto logically or blindly... when the dust settles from going back and fourth, I know I will be fine and my business will be fine ... but what about the rest of you guys? Think smart and logical... peace to you all
you can have your say ,but God will have His way.be humble bro,you don't wanna end up like your predecessors.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 7:46am On Jun 19, 2019
dru23:
There is so much more to come bro .....just relax... more uber cars on the way bro .....
I truly believe those cars are coming,though the shots looks like a drive by. the only thing you can afford about those cars are the download pics.undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:24pm On Jun 18, 2019
dru23:
Target before the end of the year ..get more cars on uber ..build up a good sizeable fleet. And invest in other area.. You laugh now ,but you cry later.... ..you need to step up ur game plan bro .. Time is going
if only you do all these things you say. I truly envy your hallucinations. undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:21pm On Jun 18, 2019
dru23:
Yes o ...you have nothing for me bro ...what recommendation do u have ...the only recommendation I need is how to make more money, which you can't help me with... what you make in a Year I make that in a week .. So what are going to teach me son, a broke n@/+ger like you. Come on bro ...be honest with yourself, wake up and smell the coffee ... you still struggling, funny guy .. Take advice from you or recommendation, if you had a fleet of cars on uber now, bro I will definitely hit you up for advice. Coz I want to learn, what do u have to offer to get to the next level... nothing, so we shouldn't be talking
you can make money with memes you know.its about the only thing you're good at bro.you wonderfully fail at everything else, undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:24am On Jun 18, 2019
radautoworks:
LOL. It took you an entire day and four posts to reply ROFL

1) that was not my hubby holding the cash and you're a mumu for thinking men wear engagement ring sets. Dru23 is an idiot and a liar.

2) I collect money from around the world. At any given time I typically have at least four currencies on me when I'm out of the country. That was for my collection not spending. Grownups keep their money in the bank. Dru23 is an idiot and a liar.

3) only an idiot would travel without visiting the site (which I'm assuming you are since you think that's what people do) Dru23 is an idiot and a liar.

4) You're a little dog. Possibly the smallest one on this thread and we all laugh at you and use you for amusement when we have nothing better to do Dru23 is an idiot and a liar.

5) people who got it, don't need to flaunt it. Since you dey talk about my $360, we are still waiting on your photos of common $100.

You won't let people rest about what you have. Let's see. Everyone knows where to find me. I'm not hiding but you, you wey na anonymous business you dey do. See Chihuahua calling himself great Dane. Even my kids are smarter than you from the one entering college to the one that's not even one year old. All smarter and more trustworthy than you Dru23 is an idiot and a liar.
wink

THERE. IS. ALWAYS. A. BIGGER. DOG.
mehn! Damn! I don't think I wanna cross paths with this here ma'am.wow!

Dru right now grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:10am On Jun 18, 2019
rationalmind:
grin

Depends on the road. It can easily be done along Onitsha-Benin, Patani-Warri, Enugu-Abakaliki, Benin-Ore expressways among many others.

I've once maintained 180km/h between Ore and Benin, someone with a little more confidence should do 190.
I do a steady 80 to 100 on any road when traveling.ive done 180 on my dad's brand new 2001 Corona as a young man then on 3MB. never attained that speed again cool
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:06am On Jun 18, 2019
jpworld:
Bro forget those few monikers, alot of small boys here, they are not ur level.
is this a sarcastic statement?grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 11:04am On Jun 18, 2019
jpworld:
Don't let me call Jesusson2020 for you...
gentlelife50's nemesis grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:43am On Jun 18, 2019
[quote author=Abisinuolaorex post=79414589][/quote]happy birthday grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 10:43am On Jun 18, 2019
[quote author=Abisinuolaorex post=79414589][/quote]happy birthday grin
Autos › Re: Best IAAI Deals (₦1.5m Or Less) by eherbal(m): 10:23pm On Jun 16, 2019
how much to bring in 2008/10 Toyota Prius to my dormot?
Autos › Re: Best IAAI Deals (₦1.5m Or Less) by eherbal(m): 10:21pm On Jun 16, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
Bullet proof engine cheesy
if you know ,you know grin.why you come run leave us na.

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