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Christianity EtcRe: Any Pastor Who Doesn't Have A Day Job Is A Greedy Thief,Nigeria Journalist Says; by Ehiscotch(m): 2:28pm On Jan 13, 2019
Which kind question be this? They are businessmen; why do you think they built schools all over the place?

On a more serious note, a friend of mine whose parents stay in the village once again told me that his father's pastor told his congregation that God told him not to work.

Listen, most pastors have created a schedule were they would be in church for most parts of their day.

Our politicians, especially legislooters never have day jobs.

Politics and Pastoring are full-time professions in this country (not exclusively though).
TravelRe: See The Moment People Were Killed While Watching Car Racing by Ehiscotch(m): 2:17pm On Jan 13, 2019
No safety protocol or anything? You exposed onlookers to drivers who probably took codeine or tramadol to compete.

I encourage every form of sporting activity but safety first. No be by force to copy if you can't copy well.

Organizers must take the blame, after them you people can now blame Buhari. grin

RIP to the dead, if any.

People sef, you hear say Ibadan boys dey do racing unarmed get mind stand for road gather dey watch them.
CelebritiesRe: Anto Lecky: Even In US, My Parents Raised Us Like Children Living In Nigeria by Ehiscotch(m): 9:48am On Jan 13, 2019
Sorry, what is your work?
PoliticsRe: Justice Onnoghen: Shehu Sani Reacts To Plan By Buhari Govt To Remove CJN by Ehiscotch(m): 9:08am On Jan 13, 2019
CanineOfJackal:
If we use your analogy then it will be hypocritical of Buhari to still be on that seat
So we should all turn a blind eye and let an erring man walk free simply because we think it is a move by the FG?

Besides, before the trial go reach anywhere the elections would have come and gone.

Make we allow others comment.
PoliticsRe: Justice Onnoghen: Shehu Sani Reacts To Plan By Buhari Govt To Remove CJN by Ehiscotch(m): 9:03am On Jan 13, 2019
CanineOfJackal:
We stand with the body of Benchers.



CJN is going nowhere
So a man who violated a simple rule is expected to hold the highest office of those who are supposed to administer justice and uphold the law?

I am not saying he should be dropped but he should fave trial and explain.

It's not about the Judiciary vs FG.
PoliticsRe: Justice Onnoghen: Shehu Sani Reacts To Plan By Buhari Govt To Remove CJN by Ehiscotch(m): 9:01am On Jan 13, 2019
CanineOfJackal:
before You type nonsense take
Na because of FTC naim make you slap me like this?
PoliticsRe: Justice Onnoghen: Shehu Sani Reacts To Plan By Buhari Govt To Remove CJN by Ehiscotch(m): 8:53am On Jan 13, 2019
All these opposition people without sense. There is a process that must be followed before any erring officer can be removed. His matter was petitioned by an (arguably) independent body for failing to declare his assets properly. He admits to his "oversight" and has not cried foul but is waiting to face the CCT.

So stop crying more than the bereaved and let him carry his cross; if he stupidly played into the hands of the FG it's his cup of tea.

I believe Reno and FFK and writing their own but I don't expect anything else - I am even expecting something preposterous from the latter.
Christianity EtcRe: Reactions As Pastor Uses Unconventional Method To Anoint Church Members. Photos by Ehiscotch(m): 8:46am On Jan 13, 2019
Chicagoesontop:
People should read and understand their bible, FAITH has no particular method to apply it, everything depends on your mindset. Moses turned his staff to big long snakes, Elijah did so many miracles in his days that made him look like a native doctor. If any pastor will turn his suit to EBA now like Moses turned his staff to snakes people of nowadays will be shouting JUJU, JUJU ... In all GOD works in diverse ways !!!
Guy, this is so wrong and beyond justification. Jesus came to "iron out" things like this. People have to stop believing that such vile and gruesome methods are God's inexplicable ways of healing or deliverance.

Stop, it is this kind of mindset that makes people eat grass, that makes pastors sleep with their members or other dumb shii we see on social media everyday .
Christianity EtcRe: A Boys Phone Fell In A Sealed Gutter: Happened Yesterday And It Got Me Thinking by Ehiscotch(m): 8:39am On Jan 13, 2019
Ihedinobi3:
If I am understanding you right, the young man's idea to use the stick and the plastic bag together could not have been God's Answer to your prayer? If that is what you are saying, why are you saying it? Why is that not a way that God could have answered you?
It is because God didn't use him to retrieve the phone but the other guy. The OP wanted to be the hero (the solutionist) but God chose to use the other guy and the op is now reconsidering his stance on prayer.
FamilyRe: Items For A Marriage Introduction In Imo (Photos) by Ehiscotch(m): 12:21pm On Jan 10, 2019
Look at that one saying it is because they are beautiful, intelligent and blah blah blah that only real men come for them.

I am sure that lady in question is unmarried and whoever is dating her might be one broke guy somewhere.

Imo ladies should get ready to marry themselves very soon if they aren't ready to stop this tradition.

And OP, I have seen worse. They haven't still bought white IGBO goats and all other nonsense.
CrimeRe: Security Guard Slaps Lady For Raining Insults On Him At An Eatery (pics) by Ehiscotch(m): 5:43pm On Jan 09, 2019
The woman is definitely Yoruba and when their women insult you they will insult your mother, father, children, your status, your upbringing, everything.

I blame the man because he is putting his work on the line here. Trust me, that woman probably said grevious words.
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu, S’east PDP Govs Working For Buhari – BMO by Ehiscotch(m): 10:39am On Jan 09, 2019
Ekweremadu just recently commissioned a road in Enugu - - a federal government project that his people praised hj I'm for "attracting".
CelebritiesRe: First Naked Restaurant In Paris Closes Down Due To Lack Of Customers by Ehiscotch(m): 10:35am On Jan 09, 2019
It is going to be awful abeg! How can you be eating and be seeing naked people and be comfortable?

Some will be gay, fat, have body odour or ugly looking bodies. It is so not cool man.
SportsRe: African Player Of The Year 2018 live thread by Ehiscotch(m): 7:57pm On Jan 08, 2019
Another walk in the park for Salah.
RomanceRe: Man Mistakenly Proposes To Girl He Plans To Dump by Ehiscotch(m): 7:46pm On Jan 08, 2019
Another cooked up story. Please, PROPERMISTAKEREGRET adonbelivit. Just like this forum I believe people also tell lies except he created the account just for the story.
EventsRe: Nigerian Man Bathes On The Main Road In US To Mark Birthday, Shocks Oyinbo Lady by Ehiscotch(m): 1:58pm On Jan 08, 2019
This is why they think we live in huts and on trees here in Africa. That partly explains why they fall for our scams because they cannot believe an African man even has access to technology.

bro, there are other ways to celebrate your birthday; no dey make them dey deny others visa.
PoliticsRe: I’m Not Buhari’s Relation – Amina Zakari Speaks by Ehiscotch(m): 8:12pm On Jan 05, 2019
But I thought Buhari had died a while back. Whatever happened to Jubril abi Jubrin from Sudan?

Like the person at FTC said "Burna was right'.
CrimeRe: Young Schoolgirl Gets Herself Drunk To Be Like Her 'Role Model' Mother. Photos by Ehiscotch(m): 8:07pm On Jan 05, 2019
Some Nigerian mothers will still take you home and flog you for disgracing her in public .

On a more serious note, the mother might have her reasons (whether you find them genuine or not) to be drinking and it appears she might be an only mother.

Parents, be conscious of what you do around your kids, they are actually copying your steps, intentionally and subconsciously.
Foreign AffairsRe: American Muslims Celebrate As Congress Lifts 181-year Ban On Headwear by Ehiscotch(m): 8:01pm On Jan 05, 2019
This thread won't make many nairalanders day.
CelebritiesRe: How Fuji Singer, Kwam 1 Lied About Son’s Release From US Prison by Ehiscotch(m): 7:54pm On Jan 05, 2019
If he was suspected for any other crime, I would have believed the pops but when I saw "internet fraud". ....?

Anyway, some sickos down here believe catfishing and yahoo yahoo is a genuine hustle.
PoliticsRe: "I Am Not Buhari’s Relation" – Amina Zakari Speaks by Ehiscotch(m): 7:49pm On Jan 05, 2019
Even if you bring DNA, RNA, fossil, gene and chromosome result they will not still agree.

It's just annoying how dumb people choose to be. Someone has occupied a position for several years and has been assessed and validated even under your masters and all of a sudden you all are spilling poo without waiting for credible info.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Denies Booing Buhari At Budget Presentation by Ehiscotch(m): 7:45pm On Jan 05, 2019
If them carry Dino go kirikiri maximum for two weeks, my guy go confess all the sins wey him don commit, even the ones wey him never do.
CrimeRe: Malam Buda Mana Littafi Stabbed 6 Times By Neighbor For 'Singing About Father' by Ehiscotch(m): 7:41pm On Jan 05, 2019
And you are saying that guy did not die after being stabbed in the neck and five other places?

Who talk say jazz no dey work?

LOL. Thank God for his life though.
SportsRe: C. Ronaldo Flaunts His Hot Physique As He Strips Down To His Briefs (photos) by Ehiscotch(m): 7:38pm On Jan 05, 2019
Ronaldo is a complete athlete, competitor, sportsman and footballer; Messi is a complete footballer.
CrimeRe: Wendy Last Video With Her Boyfriend On The 1stjan Before She Was Used For Ritual by Ehiscotch(m): 7:33pm On Jan 05, 2019
I see why it was easy to manipulate the girl's mind that her boyfriend used her for ritual and why, of course, she thought so too.

First off, the lady was dumb enough to date a guy we are to believe didn't hustle legitimately.

Second, she was bleeding and didn't first seek medical attention, no she called her pastor.

And we all know the some Nigerian pastor must tell you to do everything else except advise you to go to a hospital, no; it must be wash your head in river, go to the mountains , dry fasting for weeks.

Because, your mother is responsible, your uncle in the village, your fiance.

The earlier we realise that Nayman was only asked to dip his hand in the river just to test his faith and not because the river itself had healing powers, the better.

How come she looks very dark-skinned in this picture?
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Steps Out In Style For The First Time In 6 Months by Ehiscotch(m): 5:29pm On Jan 05, 2019
Why aren't you guys calling her babymama like you do to others?
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Flaunts Thighs In New Photos by Ehiscotch(m): 5:25pm On Jan 05, 2019
Didn't she caption it "billionaire thighs"?

Anyways, why aren't you bloggers calling her babymama already in your posts?
RomanceRe: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Ehiscotch(m): 5:23pm On Jan 05, 2019
Mom. Haba. How can you think I would buy something like this, it is not even my size. Madam, I said Tom-Tom not Condom.
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani, Nigerians Reacts At Oshiomhole Comment On Obasanjo $16 Billion Power by Ehiscotch(m): 5:19pm On Jan 05, 2019
Even Sarrki would have to admit this was savage
RomanceRe: Embarrassment: See Moment A Love Machine Fell Off Someone’s Bag At The Airport by Ehiscotch(m): 5:17pm On Jan 05, 2019
Storm Alexander just said everything there is to be said.

Las las na another woman go carry am use am.
FamilyRe: Adorable Moment Of A Mother Seeing Her Son After 5years by Ehiscotch(m): 5:12pm On Jan 05, 2019
Awwwn. Mothers are the best. I remember not seeing my mum for four years, I really hugged her the day we met again. Now work has kept us away again and I just thought about her today and had a big smile on my face today.

Mothers are priceless.
RomanceRe: Your Mum Caught You Buying Condoms, Reply as a Professional liar (see Reaction) by Ehiscotch(m): 5:08pm On Jan 05, 2019
Dad sent me. grin

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