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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fulham Vs Manchester United (0 - 3) On 9th February 2019 by Ehiscotch(m): 12:21pm On Feb 09, 2019
Man UTD need to win this to ease the nerves of its fans before going into a series of tough matches: PSG, Chelsea and Liverpool.

I am optimistic though but Ole should take the match against Chelsea less serious and field a weaker team as we lack squad depth and Chelsea are the easier of the three on paper. Plus, a draw guarantees a replay.
RomanceRe: Native Doctor Failed To Separate Man And Woman Stuck During Sex (photos) by Ehiscotch(m): 12:15pm On Feb 09, 2019
Why are we always made to think that every of this case is as a result of a cheating partner being charmed by his or her spouse.

This happens to normal couples too.
PoliticsRe: Video: The Moment Crowd Overpowered Securities At The Gate APC Rally Lagos by Ehiscotch(m): 12:05pm On Feb 09, 2019
Kanixt:
Bet me Buhari can't win Lagos state. All these jobless and senseless crowds will do nothing to help Buhari win
Dude. Is this a joke or do you have an idea of what politics is in Nigeria?

If you did then you'd know that Lagos is APC's strongest hold in Nigeria even when they were in opposition they never lost.

Even in the US there are certain states the republicans never win.

Buhari's is assured of winning the SW just as Atiku is for the SE. I say this with no form of prejudice whatsoever.
RomanceRe: I Want To Be Punished, Slapped & Bitten – Lady Writes by Ehiscotch(m): 11:43am On Feb 09, 2019
Truth is, everyone has their preferences. I honestly wouldn't like the regular sex. I like interesting foreplays and switching of routines; trying and exploring each other instead of just the normal sex.

PS: I am still a virgin, just got a little experience from Xv....
SportsRe: Globacom Unveils Anthony Joshua As New Icon by Ehiscotch(m): 7:53am On Feb 02, 2019
The only functioning unit in GLO is their marketing department. The rest are either clueless or completely redundant.

I wonder how they manage to convince the board that the only way to improve their patronage is to sign more celebrities and change their adverts.
RomanceRe: Lady Competed With Her Sister To Have Sex With Their Dad (Photo) by Ehiscotch(m): 7:47am On Feb 02, 2019
I thought incest was solely immoral and not illegal. To think that the US were all things once considered immoral are now being legalized because of liberalism has something in its books against "consenting incest".
PoliticsRe: Photos: Protesters In Support Of Suspension Of CJN Onnoghen by Ehiscotch(m): 8:56pm On Jan 28, 2019
How can the accused be the judge of his own case especially when he admitted to being culpable. Like how can people wake up and defend this still beats me. He wasn't removed, he was suspended after accepting that he made a mistake and forgot to declare his assets.
Instead of him to defend his case, he suspended it indefinitely.

If you ask me, Onnoghen was the tyrant here.
PoliticsRe: How I Got $500,000 I Gave Farouk Lawan As Bribe – Otedola by Ehiscotch(m): 4:48pm On Jan 28, 2019
This Mike Ozehome is always defending corrupt individuals. Besides, I can't believe this case has not been done and dusted.

That criminal still hasn't been prosecuted.
CelebritiesRe: Nina And Bobrisky Settle Beef And Hug At Sotayo Sobola's Birthday by Ehiscotch(m): 12:02pm On Jan 26, 2019
I haven't said this in a long time but honestly, I don't give a flying fvkk.

I honestly don't know how people can stand the sight of Bobrisky.
CelebritiesRe: 'Omo Charlie Champagne' - Simi Slays In New Photos by Ehiscotch(m): 9:46am On Jan 26, 2019
iamJ:
but even with all the money she still looks like them
You are just a poor child.
CelebritiesRe: Aloma, Davido's Crew Slams Wizkid Over O2 Show. Nigerians React by Ehiscotch(m): 12:25am On Jan 26, 2019
Africanness:
Davido should call his guys to order, I rmmber this same guy dissed the fever video. I'm beginning to think they diss wizkid on purpose.
It is plain insecurity. They are always ready to blow Davido's trumpet and are quick to compare him to Wiz.

If Davido was really better then they won't be doing this.

Wiz is just ahead internationally and Davido's boys are struggling to realise this.
RomanceRe: Lady Twerks To Davido's #bumbum In A Moving Bus, Keke & On Okada To Win N1M by Ehiscotch(m): 12:15am On Jan 26, 2019
The internet as brought a wealth of good but it has also caused a surge in madness on the streets.

People risk their lives (of which some have died) taking that perfect selfie, doing a silly dance challenge in dangerous places, and all sorts of silly nonsense.

Davido is going to break a lot of hearts after giving just one person 1M after all the risk these jobless ladies are taking.

I haven't even heard the song but I know it would be mediocre like Fever or even worse; the challenge is just there to hype the song.
PoliticsRe: FFK's Reaction To The Removal Of The Cjn By President Buhari. by Ehiscotch(m): 7:59pm On Jan 25, 2019
It is sad to see Nigerians come out to defend a man who failed to declare his assets based on forgetfulness and mistakes.

I understand their hatred for their perceived Buhari's nepotism and tribalism but the CJN, who is supposed to uphold the rule of law and administer justice has broken a simple rule.

This man could have perverted justice; someone somewhere could have been denied justice thanks to this man.

Walter Onnoghen should be suspended until he is ready to be tried.

For heaven's sake he admitted to not properly declaring his assets.

And don't all stupidly quote me about who and who they failed to prosecute.

Even the CJN wouldn't come out to say something as stupid as "Mr A in APC should be tried or arrested first". Please, that bullshitt is becoming hackneyed on here.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour And Sandra Okagube Have Parted Ways by Ehiscotch(m): 12:04pm On Jan 25, 2019
There are still a thousand and one hoes who would gladly want to be Flavour's babymama.

He got you pregnant, got Anna Banner pregnant and you still opened your legs again?

Man, look how a famous D has made two delectable ladies look like cheap hoes.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Shows Her Designer Bags In Her Closet (Photo) by Ehiscotch(m): 5:30pm On Jan 16, 2019
If not for showing off, vanity and gratification why will people buy handbags that is originally meant for carrying little stuff for millions of naira.

All those bags there can change the lives of several people. Anyways, let her enjoy her life.
CelebritiesRe: #10YearsChallenge: Dele Omo Woli Agba Shares Pictures, Ali Baba Reacts by Ehiscotch(m): 5:25pm On Jan 16, 2019
This is the head of all ten year challenges.
CelebritiesRe: Actress Uche Jombo Calls Out Gtbank For Charging Her Over 6k On Card Maintenance by Ehiscotch(m): 3:01pm On Jan 16, 2019
If she was in America and got charged by an American bank she won't complain.

It is frustrating but this happens not just in Nigeria. Banks here should also take it easy.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Get Hilarious Replies After She Tweets - I’m Cooking Tomorrow- Everyone by Ehiscotch(m): 2:58pm On Jan 16, 2019
Preetti:
jealousy
It's not jealousy; it's somebody being dumb for nairaland likes.

But those peeps went full savage on her:

"Is it food or music you are cooking so we would know whether to buy flagyl or cotton bud" got me.

Cuppy sure doesn't look like a masochist so I wonder why she keeps playing into the hands of these trolls.
CelebritiesRe: See Photos Of The Man That Started The #10YearsChallenge. by Ehiscotch(m): 1:53pm On Jan 16, 2019
Damon Lane. Okay. I should keep this in mind in case I am asked in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire or any show where knowing important people or achievements or landmarks could win me money. Nonsense.

On a lighter note, what the guy started is more of motivational than show off like what Nigerians have turned it into.
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu Bares Cleavage In Beautiful Photoshoot by Ehiscotch(m): 1:41pm On Jan 16, 2019
I am sorry but this is ugly.

I have seen better pictures of her. Sorry again, I am not saying she's ugly but after all that makeup and filters, this is one ugly photoshoot.

The mods will move this one to FP in no time.
PoliticsRe: Ex-naf Chief, Amosu, Forfeits N2.2bn To FG by Ehiscotch(m): 1:30pm On Jan 16, 2019
For those who would like to know:

The FG cannot spend these monies anyhow. They have to be kept in the treasury and used to fund the budget -- as provisions as already been made to use funds recovered from corrupt persons to be included in the budget.

So before you shout "what have they been using these funds for? " just remember there is a process and the funds allocated to ministries and infrastructure could be from these recovered loots and assets.
SportsRe: Giorgio Chiellini: Cristiano Ronaldo Broke My Dreams Many Times by Ehiscotch(m): 1:30pm On Jan 16, 2019
Juventus don't have the best players in the world; Ronaldo at his age is not the best player in the world, but what Ronaldo brings to a team, no other player does -- his winning mentality is why the Old Ladies have remained unbeaten in their league (last I checked). That's why his leaving Madrid has affected them.

Cr7 is a fantastic personality. Sorry Chiellini, that guy is just special. If only he was a bit younger though.
RomanceRe: I Seriously Feel I Am Under A Love Spell, Please, Help A Brother by Ehiscotch(m): 1:04pm On Jan 16, 2019
I am not one to advise people about the obvious. Whether or not you are under a spell, you need to take things slow. Her dad being a strong man from Edo, and you washing your head with soap is just the non-cognitive part of your brain trying to explain why you feel this way about her suddenly.

Reason things out with yourself, try to be rational, be prayerful and be more committed to other things.

The last thing you want to do is marry a girl who has you under a spell which is the worse case scenario.

You can even seek counselling from a pyschologist.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Hotel Attack: Special Forces Taking Position (More Pics) by Ehiscotch(m): 12:41pm On Jan 16, 2019
Just like in the movies. Nice one Explorers. But those taking pictures really have mind oh!

Heaven knows I don't want this situation for me and my loved ones. I can't imagine being caught in the middle of a terrorist situation; those thoughtless souls who derive joy in taking human lives.

May we all never encounter or fall victim to any form of terrorism - we or our loved ones.
RomanceRe: Lady Uses Her Hand To Eat Ice Cream When Taken On A Date By Her Boyfriend by Ehiscotch(m): 12:37pm On Jan 16, 2019
Even after fixing those nails she still went ahead to use her hands to eat and didn't even send that you were taking pictures of her. Damn it girl, even village girls have seen how to eat Ice cream on TV.
PoliticsRe: FFK Retracts His Tweet Saying Onnoghen's House Was Raided By EFCC by Ehiscotch(m): 7:51am On Jan 16, 2019
FFK needs to stop misdirecting his gullible followers. You and your stupid sources should be arrested, alongside your weed dealer and locked up for months without trial.

Idiots.

God, look at that dumbass gullible idiot above me defending this garbage by FFK. Guy, why don't you want to have sense? Even when you want to oppose and criticize a government do so with your senses - with facts and not lies and presumptions.

FFK thrives and remains relevant because people like you are breathing.
Foreign AffairsRe: Terrorists Attack Hotel Complex In Nairobi As Many People Confirmed Dead (pics) by Ehiscotch(m): 7:11pm On Jan 15, 2019
SalamRushdie:
Buharis people again ..God punish all Terrorists
Do you not have anything meaningful to contribute or is Buhari the only thing your brain thinks about?

Guy, this is 2019. People lost their loved ones in a terrorist attack and you are here spewing nonsense .
EducationRe: ASUU Replies FG Today As Members Reject Tokenism by Ehiscotch(m): 7:49am On Jan 15, 2019
ASUU are a bunch of greedy persons. I realised how stupid they were when they requested to be removed from the TSA. They want full autonomy of their finances but don't want to be subjected to monitoring.

They would make silly agreements with previous by governments who wanted them to call of the strike and hold the incumbent to ransom. I know government is a continuum but these people should be reasonable.

ASUU aren't fighting for an increase in allocation to the education sector; they are fighting for the increases wages of their members.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Police Officer Preaching In A Bus. Photos by Ehiscotch(m): 7:47am On Jan 15, 2019
SalamRushdie:
Even from his face can tell this one does not condone bribe
N50 or N100 bribe maybe. But put him in a lucrative position and watch him put aside his faith.

I am not judging him but as it's rare to see a Nigerian parent not pay for his child to be assisted in WASSCE same way it is difficult to see an uncompromising civil servant.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Mocks Ibrahim Idris' Retirement As The IG Of Police by Ehiscotch(m): 7:22am On Jan 15, 2019
Even if he didn't do all the things you alledge he did, wouldn't he still have retired?

Mocking somebody for retiring at the right time is plain nonsense.
RomanceRe: Vibrator Explosion: Woman Sues intimacy gadget Company (pic) by Ehiscotch(m): 8:47am On Jan 14, 2019
The vibrator got a little too excited.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigeria Ranks Second On The List Of Most Praying Countries In The World by Ehiscotch(m): 2:33pm On Jan 13, 2019
The Chinese aren't that apathetic to religion. They have their own god(s) too.

Besides, only those whose lives are comfortable feel the need not to pray. Ask yourself, what's there to pray for? What do you think they pray for except long life?

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