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CelebritiesRe: Mr Ibu's Wife Accuse Him Of Manhandling Her, Not Paying School Fees by EHoudini: 6:14pm On Feb 04, 2023
This woman no be proper igbo woman! He story no straight. And she looks, speaks like Jezebel. This man nearly died few months ago.
Let her show us her shop. Abi, she just wan chopchop?
PoliticsRe: Al-Makura: Tinubu In Same League As Awolowo, Azikiwe, Ahmadu Bello by EHoudini: 9:46pm On Oct 03, 2022
Remove Ahmadu Bello from the list of heroes. He was a despotic jahadist
EducationRe: Should My Daughter Still Go To Airforce School by EHoudini: 6:35am On Oct 02, 2022
It depends on what you and she want.

Same happened to me about 3years ago. For mine I spent 500k only to pull him (his was boys') out in less than 3weeks.

For me, no regret.

It's up to you bro. Pele
PoliticsRe: Senator Offers Hajj Slot To Delegates Who Returned Cash After Voting Against Him by EHoudini: 9:41pm On Jun 18, 2022
Voters inducement is a crime in the Nigerian constitution. Unsmart Adeyemi should be arrested pronto!
PoliticsRe: Mbaka Apologizes To Peter Obi Again (See Full Statement) by EHoudini: 9:31pm On Jun 18, 2022
The dude didn't apologized. He only apologized for being misunderstood. Dear fake father, how you misunderstood?


Trash from trash
FamilyMy Wife Is Having An Affair With Filling Station Manager by EHoudini(op): 8:01pm On Apr 05, 2022
At the peak of fuel scarcity my wife befriended a filling station manager- a mallam! She got two full tanks of fuel, one for herself, another for her friend; and 20L for me. I innocently and gladly accepted, in a jerrycan. I didn't even pay, to be honest.

Few days later, when we had a little misunderstanding, she bragged to me that the fuel I've been using to cruise around was given to her by a man like me! Dangerous talks.

Since then, even we settled somewhat she's been receiving strange calls at odd hours.
Few nights ago, I was woken up by her shouts on the phone; that she's a married woman and that the person on the other end should stop calling her! I couldn't help but think and believe it's the manager. As though she didn't know she was married before she swindled the man of his fuel!

With all the aphrodisiacs (buran tashi) these mallams use, her (my wife's) nyansh go don suffer.

There's no free lunch even in Freetown.

Pray for me!
CelebritiesRe: Wisdom Macauley, Annie Idibia's Brother Calls Her Out. Annie & 2face React by EHoudini: 5:11pm On Mar 31, 2022
This man na super Id.ot. No shame. Just huge dick
TravelRe: Man Tricks Wife And Kids Into Visiting Nigeria, Dumps Them And Returns To Spain by EHoudini: 5:52pm On Mar 16, 2022
Smart guy. These stup.d bi.ches. They behave as though they own you. Don't look back. Ingrates
Christianity EtcRe: Port Harcourt Pastor Attempts Suicide, Says His Church Has 15 Members Since 2000 by EHoudini: 12:48pm On Mar 08, 2022
He has the right to hang himself.

Those that rescued him should be charged for violating the pastor's fundamental human right.
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Money Jonathan Left Behind Couldn’t Sustain Nigeria Three Weeks by EHoudini: 8:53pm On Dec 27, 2021
There are many lowlives in politics. However, Amechi is the lowest of them all. Bear-face liar and a bigot; wholesome saleout and a b.stard of the highest order.

How can Jonathan save when we greedy idiats like you as governors?
FamilyRe: My Wife Fought My Mum by EHoudini: 7:56am On Dec 20, 2021
You may forgive, for now. Never for a moment forget. At the right time, serve your revenge when she least expects it.

Make it strong and twice as strong, twice as better.
It would serve as a deterrent.

Two eyes for an eye
Christianity EtcRe: Should A Christian Also Read The "Sixth And Seventh Books Of Moses"? by EHoudini: 9:47am On Dec 12, 2021
I dare declare; there's no book penned by man, I can not read. I would be glad to get a hard copy from you sir. Up

The right to believe the content therein or not, is entirely my choice.

NB: your poor friend is delusional, I sympathize with you. Book do not port!
Christianity EtcRe: How Often Do You Forgive And Forget? by EHoudini: 12:49pm On Nov 28, 2021
Forgiveness is the preserved rightof God alone. Even He does not forgive the sinner until he comes to repentance. Then He would graciously forgive.

For me, an eye for an eye; is good enough.

It's arrogance of man that makes he play God with the idea of forgiveness. Whack the offender if you must or wait for the appropriate time and opportunity to exact your maximum payback.

When one offends you and you do nothing; he would do it again.
FamilyMy Wife And Her Troubles by EHoudini(op): 11:34am On Nov 14, 2021
Dear Nairalanders share in my pain.

I married my wife in 2008 and have three lovely kind hearted kids.

I was away in Kenya that year. I met my wife one and half years prior. Some preliminary steps were taken toward marriage. In the prelim talk, the mother took charge (red flag), even though the father was right there.

When I was away my brother completed all other rites; up to this moment, I do not know how much money he spent. He always tells me, don't worry as he himself cannot remember. Meanwhile, I told my then girlfriend, now wife, to note down everything. But she didnt (red flag)

Preparatory to the wedding she insisted the cake maker must be her sister-in-law and at a very high cost (red flag)

After the wedding, I saw only part of the cake. When I inquired the mother said she shared it into two. that she took half for her family and remaining is for my family! (red flag). I fumed. But calmed down, after all, its just a cake.
That small part that was given to my family, grew fungi and went rancid in a week! Poorly made!

We left after the wedding to my base in Kenya. After 3years we returned, empty handed. She would pressure me to buy worthless and irrelevant things; which we were forced to leave behind: excess luggage

Fast forward, she accused me of sleeping our maid ( one kind hearted well mannered village girl) when our daughter started school and need for a maid was minimal. She unleashed her mother on me. Like a rabid dog, she attacked me with vengeance. That was nine years ago. Later, she said that's was not what she meant.
We stayed without a maid for a while. Eventually one another girl was procured by her mother and brought to live with us. She was in Jss1 then. She lost a year in school because she had baby seat our daughter while the mother (my wife) went to school.
The maid, who I consider my daughter, completed secondary school, wrote waec 2x, with standard results, wrote jamb 3x without success.
I love her like my blood and there's hardly anything I cannot do for her. She's hardworking and never complained.
But my wife would beat and dehumanize her with uncanny impunity and rained all insults and curse on her in the presence of our kids! I told her to take it easy but it is like I added drum petrol to already raging fire. With time I learnt to control myself by keeping quite. And that is another problem. That I was supporting the maid.

At last, my wife did what she knows best; like the unchangeable leopard spot, she once again, sadly, accused me of sleeping with the maid!. Then sent her away. Just like that.

A second life destroyed!

The human heart is unfathomably wicked; can device many evils.

Can forgiving God forgive these, especially that I never once think of such much less execute this demonic act?

Evil is real. I live with one.

This one na curse, no be marriage

#tearsintheeyes
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Salary Earners- What Is The Highest Amount A Salary Job Has Paid You. by EHoudini: 10:14am On Nov 02, 2021
4 million per 2 weeks which translates to 8m per month plus 13th month.

Currency of payment was Malawian kwacha in 2008
RomanceRe: 2face Drama What Does It Teach Women? by EHoudini: 9:20pm On Sep 11, 2021
Any human that needs nay demands constant validation to feed his 'highs' can never be satisfied. Much for a woman.

Annie intended to destroy 2baba. Thank God it boomeranged.

God punish al'ya Jezebels and Delilahs, daughters of Eve, out there.
PoliticsRe: Sheik Gumi: Onslaught Against Bandits Can Turn Nigeria Into Afghanistan by EHoudini: 7:46am On Sep 07, 2021
Nigeria is already Afghanistan Mr. Sheik!!!
CelebritiesRe: Charles Idibia Exposes How Annie Maltreats 2Face & Family by EHoudini: 11:50am On Sep 05, 2021
Eve's, Jezebel's and Delilahs. Evil and wicked lots. Having lived and living this, I believe Charles.

Insatieble ingrates and dream destroyers
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Drags 2Face Idibia On Instagram Over One Of His Baby Mamas by EHoudini: 3:02am On Sep 03, 2021
All these stup.d can't let a guy breathe. We marry ingrates and jezebels who would swiftly become Delilah in a blink. They brought nothing to the tables.

Married but alone.

Sorry men, we are slaves
FamilyRe: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by EHoudini: 11:39pm On Sep 01, 2021
I have similar experience. me total hell. We leaves and returns to the house at will. With the car I bought with hard earned money.

Do pregnant test and left the pack for to me to see. We haven't done it in months.

And her mouth is searing hell. She insults and family with slightest provocation; in in front our children.

She appreciates nothing, however hard I try.

Divorce, truthfully isn't always a bad thing
HealthRe: Nigerian Doctors: We Shed Tears Of Joy After Receiving First Pay In Saudi Arabia by EHoudini: 8:13am On Aug 29, 2021
Spare us this nonsense already. The country is in crisis and it isn't only doctors that are suffering the pain.

Every sector is affected except the political class.

Students in Nigeria spent next to nothing to be trained as a doctor. In fact, some were absorbed into civil service schemes grade 9 in their state while studying.

They want the world to given to them because they studied medicine? You ask you to? I don tire to dey hear this, walahi

Go and slave there and spare us this horsesh.t. For, they would soon join the league of the super rich. Abi?

Nansense
AutosRe: Toks Lexus GS350 For Sale by EHoudini: 10:31pm On Jul 15, 2021
4mil
HealthCoalition Of Nasarawa State Health Professional Down Tools by EHoudini(op): 9:51am On Jun 07, 2021
Nasarawa Coalition of Health professionals,an umbrella body comprising of Pharmacists, Medical Laboratory Scientists, nurses, physiotherapist, radiographers, physicians and medical and allied health workers on Friday 04 June 2021 decleared strike to begin 8am today 07 June 2021.

Their grievance among others are:
1. Non implementation of promotion in the last 12 years
2. No annual increment in salaries in the last 12 years.

One Pharmacist lamented that he was employed 14 years ago and still collects the salaries of Pharmacist1 (grade level 9) whereas on paper he is a principal pharmacist (grade level 13). To matters worse, colleagues employed after him entered at level 10. Some new pharmacists were employed late last year, they're my seniors by rank. Nothing kills moral more this. He was a bachelor when he got the job. Now, he's a proud family man (1 wife, 4 boys) and same taken home pay. Hana!

One principal nursing officer calculated that conservatively, he suffered close N8m loss in salaries due to lack of promotion and annual increment. 'We have been asked to sacrifice, but this is too much. Why are civil servant only ones to make sacrifice?' he asked, tearfully.

Politicians and their cronies are living fat and civil servants are denied even their entitled stipend.
FoodRe: Fisherman Kills Sea Lion With Spear In Adada, Rivers State (Pictures) by EHoudini: 6:33am On Jul 12, 2020
we kill everything. why human life is so insignificant in nigeria. every animal na food! the poor worth 1000 times more alive. these fools need to be jailed
FamilyRe: Can You Marry Someone Like Your Mom Or Dad?? by EHoudini: 1:09pm On May 28, 2020
I can come to this world a thousand times and in a thousand time; if I am clairvoyant and see the future, I wont- dare not.

I can completely relate with this post.
My mum was, she's late now, the most sadistic woman and may be in part responsible for our dad's early passage (almost 30 years before hers).

The saddest part of it all was that we were firmly on her side.

Eventually, the scales fail off but by then our dad was long dead.

It is same with my lovely wife. I wouldnt want live in the same country with her.
FoodRe: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by EHoudini: 10:12pm On May 15, 2020
Everything in nigeria is food. Little wonder human lives here have no value.

In a better climes you would be in jail.

This is utterly shameful and a darn pity.
CrimeHacked By The Wife by EHoudini(op): 12:44am On Apr 23, 2020
They have been married for 12years. She has threatened to kill him several times in the past. Then few days ago, she decided to under take a macabre rehearsal. Like a stray and rabid dog; the very hound of hades, she savagely battered him with ceramic plate in the presence of their children. He lost a lot of blood. It took several stitches to close up the wounds he suffered. Worse, I can't cry to anyone. He suffers the abuse alone.

He was lucky to escape with his life, albeit battered, this time. Next, the gods may not be so kind.

The heart of a woman (some, to be fair) is truly
dark.

80% of married men are subject of savage and repeated abuse, of the worst kind; physical and emotional, by their 'wives'. It is only shame that forced them to remain silent and stoically risk PTSD, CVDs, even death. How would a man, an African man: who paid dowry and presumed head of the family suffers abuse? Think again! This is happening. Take a studious look around your community, count widows and widowers. The difference would shock you

Covid-19 is deadly. A dark hearted woman is deadlier, several times over, with far greater fatality rate.

God safe us.

Photo; graphic

PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari: The Untold Story Of President Buhari’s Chief Of Staff by EHoudini: 11:49am On Nov 08, 2019
Nice write up until the last few paragraphs. They betrayed you and invalidated your unbiaseness.
What you tried to refute are clear for Nigerians to see and judge for themselves.

Beautiful nothing!
Foreign AffairsRe: Prince Haakon: 3 Muslim Women Refused Handshake, Norwegian Mosque Apologizes by EHoudini: 3:42pm On Aug 29, 2019
And yet they ran in droves from places where no handshake is in practice to where it isnt. Moral bankruptcy and deceit of the highest order. In trump's voice: order them back to the sewer from whence they came. Lubish
PoliticsRe: Shiites: Police Killed 11 Of Our Members, Injured 30 (Graphic Photos) by EHoudini: 11:23pm On Jul 22, 2019
I am sure they are now enjoying their virgins in hell's.
For felling a DCP 11x20 deserve d to had died. After all, the Hot, huge titted virgins are waiting
AutosRe: Registered Corolla Sport 2010 For Sale@ An Affordable Price by EHoudini: 6:24am On Apr 25, 2019
Incomplete info. Price?
AutosRe: Registered Lexus IS250 by EHoudini: 9:07pm On Apr 21, 2019
Millage?

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