pope191:


I deh here deh wait boss...

You wey tell me Ipaja, come send me go Ayobo That means you go come Abuja come collect

izzou:


Remember to bring in thy tithes here when thou hadst returned

2 way trip 55km =. 3300
Trip Time 270mins = 2970
Uber Base fare =. 200

How much tithe you want collect?

I had CU package delivery of N10k, otherwise I for Dey cry

This CU traffic. . . . .

pope191:


Lol, me and Bishop b padi nah I even get CU to magodo, but d girl no deh talk beta 6k5, soh I later her matter.

Still waiting for your call.

pope191:
CU to sura.... Who cares and how much is good enough? Rider pleading wit 8k

You don turn CU agent??

deedee44:

Oya stamp it already. 07084741797

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pope191:


Nice one boss... So EBurg we have a deal tomorrow, I'll call u later in d day.

Okay boss

pope191:


So who is going let's sign dis deal and move on

Oya na. I’m ready to sign.
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pope191:


Lol, I didn't say deh r cute I don know ur type, u r part of d ppl dat always wear fragrance before snapping picture.

If u will do 7k boss, lemmi seal it with dem

Ok boss. Make I take the money buy fragrance.

pope191:


I'm not d one going, that is why I need someone ard d area... Deh r 2 mini girls and said all deh have is 7k boss, anyone that can do that or i should tell dem to look else where.

As dem be cute girls, I’ll manage N7.5k

pope191:


The tin weak both me and d student... You ppl should pity for school children nah, during my time nah free bus we deh join come house

No be one way trip. It’s essentially a 2 way trip.

10k seems fair.

Where in Ipaja, that would determine the discount I’ll give

pope191:


Lol, deh r successful cos success is relate, we all have different definition for success and hapiness deh say is always in spite of sometin... The iPhone's & eating at black bell, do you know how many times I took riders to black bell and end up driving to my regular mama put to eat.


Pls I need a driver that can do an offline trip on sat. Covenant university to Ipaja

Time??

ornicus:


Electrical.na building services I Dey do. Though I also do 3D modeling and architectural visualizations.

Stick to your electrical drawings biko, leave the Arch Viz for us. The market is over saturated already.

izzou:


There was one he did with a lady and she asked him out on a date

That guy is good

He’s not driving 10kms in 6hours.

kodred:


That dude doesn’t know how to pass a message. There are ways he could have driven the points home instead of telling someone to go start writing, or any other thing, that people are making a killing doing it and so therefore Drivers should stop wasting time bla bla bla

Izzou you a cool guy and I respect you but you see that guy? To punch am for mouth dey hungry me walahi. That kind person na eye-service be hin life. Shame!

I’m of the opinion that you actually escalated this, unnecessarily, if I might add.

Y’all should learn how to just agree to disagree without overflogging issues.

radautoworks:
It never ceases to amaze me how fast things degenerate on NL. It makes sense in a verbal discussion where things may have been misheard but in WRITTEN SPEECH

Las las una go dey alright

My sentiments exactly.

Phemorinho:

Seriously or you're kidding?
I need info on that ocar too,let's see if bolt and uber will be given a run for their money

A friend works with them, he says there’s been a recent salary reduction.

radautoworks:


A LOT more detail is needed. Year make and model? Recent work? What were you doing each time it stopped? Hot weather in Nigeria cannot stop a car Biko. Don't let kazeem and his friends tell you nonsense.

2008 Elantra Alternator price. Any ideas please?

pocohantas:


Can one maintain 5star for that long?

Someday I will go about giving 1star just for fun. One of your own did it to me too. First to do no dey pain...

Haba!!

okiyi:


Honestly!... Not making sense at all..

How you do not see the sense in that post baffles me.

Una no Dey tire??

Crvrider:


People are just so quick to talk about taking ones car off the platform. Do you guys think uber will succeed without the drivers? Jeez.

Unfortunately, drivers don’t understand how much power they have. I don’t think 3 to 5 days of not driving would kill any driver, but 3 to 5 days of zero income and Uber would be forced to acquiesce to drivers’ requests.

pope191:


Sorry boss... Please how did it happen?

It was one yeye Friday that 3MB was completely blocked (I think a tanker spilled its content on Otedola bridge). Was inbound island around gbagada, with an Arab rider. Noticed the car ahead of me was being robbed and everybody was just minding their business (me included). Dude walked up to my car and was about to break my window with his gun, I jejely rolled down and he said “wey your phone”, the smell of weed on him was so strong and I decided it wasn’t worth it to argue with him. He turned to my rider and asked him the for his phone too, Guy say him no get phone, the nigga raised his gun to the window.. “you want make I shoot you”? Rider started to panic, that’s when my anger kicked in. I just told him say shebi him don collect one phone, make him Dey go now, say the guy no get phone true true. At that point, the people in the car ahead of me started shouting “ole ole”. Nigga crossed over to a waiting biked and zoomed off.

My rider asked what transpired between us and I told him. He was really appreciative, said I saved his life. He was really visibly shaken. Asked if he could smoke to calm his nerve, I obliged.

Dropped him off at Saka Tinubu, guy pleasantly surprised me with $100, say make we share the loss.

donfortune48:

My first ever trip to satellite.
I swimmed 27 rivers.
Trip ended 2800. Rider was so happy. Gave me 3k.

I got stuck on my way out, people pushed it out after agreeing to pay 2k.
Since then, I don't know how satellite town looks like.

No amount will ever take my car to that place ever again.

We all have our horror stories. Been robbed at 8:45pm, just by Dominos in Gbagada while on a trip

Eizenburg:


Akute, yes. In fact I go there regularly (I have an uncle that stays there.

Been to Otta twice.

Festac too.

Na Lagos we Dey, if the road isn’t “that bad”, I’ll go. If I come across a road I feel I cannot ply, I simply tell rider that I cannot go beyond where I don reach and end the trip. That has happened twice.

I left out satellite town and Igando

pope191:


Congratulations! Have you been to Akute via Iju ishaga road? Redemption camp? Community road? Amukoko? Alaba along Old Ojo road? If not, I hope you get what you are looking for.

Akute, yes. In fact I go there regularly (I have an uncle that stays there.

Been to Otta twice.

Festac too.

Na Lagos we Dey, if the road isn’t “that bad”, I’ll go. If I come across a road I feel I cannot ply, I simply tell rider that I cannot go beyond where I don reach and end the trip. That has happened twice.

donfortune48:


I was like you in my first 3months.

But this last month eeh!!
I can't even tolerate nonsense.

Surprisingly, my ratings have jumped to 4.79 on Uber and 4.93 on taxify.

Something I deemed impossible in my first 3months.

I don’t drive full time though. I don’t care about ratings, I just drive, if rider like, make e dash me 0 star.... but my rating has never dropped below 4.82

ndubuis:
lol. I'm sorry but this does not make sense. The strategy seem worse. You are obviously doing the same thing as others but with a more complicated approach. Except the driver forgets to ask, only then can this be applied. It comes with a cost, embarrassing yourself before a rider, having to plead for his or her understanding and bearing the cost of starting a trip that you were not paid for. The environment we live in demands you ASk where a rider is going before pick up or before starting a trip. Even though I don't do it all the time, especially in the early morning hours. It's one risk that is avoidable. End of story.

In my 3 months of ehailing, I’ve never asked a rider where he/she is going. Only requests I’ve had to cancel were rider no shows.

GAZZUZZ:

ornicus carry on I de feel u

I follow you for back Dey feel am

deedee44:

For me, there are some trips that rule #1 will not apply. For example a rider requests a ride to Ibadan from Lagos and I will do it online. Am I mad?

But you can do Egbeda to Ajah online?

tol8u:
Hello,
So anybody done 20 trips on Uber this week?
They still offer the 3% Abi na 25% all the way?

3% still applies after 20 trips