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This thread shall reach 8 pages of pointless banter that will eventually veer off and end up having nothing to do with the original post

I guess they decided to take the banana off the YouTube.

Na Laugh: She has some nice DSLs though.

Sick Ducking Lips?!

It's good, but we need more homegrown companies on that list instead of Guinness, Lafarge etc.

You get what I mean?

Oh my God!!!
I'm shocked to see Rihanna dressed like a normal human being for once!

Maybe this will finally give Cardinal Arinze a chance, making him the world's first black pope.

...Or am I getting ahead of myself here?

Guys, put this on the frontpage please!

Juju Man Caught In Ghana Black Stars' Camp

Yet another blunder for the Nairaland Supermods.
Putting up a title that has absolutely nothing to do with the story.... Right on the frontpage.

Mmmmmmm.... Beaurriful.

No players from South Africa though...

Reference: In 1994 after a five-year build up starting in 1989 we won the Nations Cup and were whiskers away from the quarter finals at USA 94, ranked No. 1 in Africa and 9th in the world. Sure to win the Nations Cup in 1996. Then came politics. Abacha's spat with Mandela, Nigeria's withdrawing from South Africa 96, CAF banned us from Burkina Faso 98 and a generation of stars rotted away. CAF saw the AFCON gloss had faded without us and awarded us AFCON 2000.

By then the team had changed, coaches had gone and Ikpeba indecision at the spot reflected Nigerian soccer direction.

Lesson. Sports and politics don't mix. Poetic justice? We won after 19 years in South Africa who hosted in 96 against Burkina Faso who hosted when we were banned and whose only appearance in the final was that year.

A little correction though: We were ranked number 1 in Africa and 5th in the World.

But yeah, everything else you said is ON POINT

Osaze would've definitely been a better replacement for Ike Uche. The guy was just terrible.

Ideye needs more polishing sha. He appears to lack confidence for now.

And if you noticed, those 5 players of ours are present in ALL the slots: Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder AND Striker!
Now, that's what I call WINNING!

Naija For Lyf!

Damn! This is to show you Nigeria thoroughly dominated and deserved to win this game through and through!

I know the Ghanaians were calling the Zambians "fluke winners" last year, but this year, Nigeria TOTALLY and CONVINCINGLY won this game!

- Dominated the game possessions during all their matches (including the ones that ended with a draw).

- Has the highest goal aggregate

- Has the highest goal scorer (and I'm not talking about "Wack-Asss" and his ojoro penalties)

- Dominates the CAF best eleven with 5 solid players! The distant second being Ivory Coast with just 2 players!

Omo, my broda, no be small thing ooo!

Damn! Even Wyclef was rooting for Naija!
Check the man TL now!

I'm so proud! http://mobile.twitter.com/wyclef?p=s

Guys, visit Ghanaweb now!
Those people wan die!!!

Now, where is that Ghanaian moorron Lapaz? Like I told you guys, we are CLEARLY out of your league!

Nigeria won the medal while Ghana won handshakes, and Gyan won a "40 Leaves" Edeh-Times-Edeh exercise book (probably to write down Names of Noisemakers when they get back to Ghana).

Losers!

One question I'd like to ask you guys:

After achieveing this victory without Osaze, do you think he'll ever make the team again?

AFRICAN CHAMPIOOOONNNNNSSSSSS!!!!

Time to go screw my girlfriend (the girl on my profile picture)

she just made dinner!!!

mikeuz: Na so e go b

Enough of this foolishness. Stop this arrogance.
Let us finish the match FIRST, dammit!!!

Not yet uhuru, children.

Remember, we need at least 2 or 3 more goals before I can relax.
These Burkinabes are dangerous and full of surprises.

A worthy adversary.

A lot of people will die of heart attack tonight.

You shouldn't have bragged before the game.
Learn about humility for Christ's sake.

Win or lose, atleast we're not leaving empty-handed.

mcobinad: I hope the referee tonight isn't from the North African side because all their poor decisions seem to go against Nigerian team.

The referee is Algerian, so you better hit the nearest Prayer house.

cciojazz: Is Pitriopa playing? I thought he was carded?

The red card was rescinded.

Suljosh: to hell with u, jst because all ur life u've been a failure don't mean SE wl fail like u d.u.m.b a.s.s

Dude, how old are you?

Can't a person make his own personal prediction without some childish, ghetto ill-mannered person hurling pointless insults his way?

Please guys, why can't you people practice humility for once?
You might be in for a terrible shock with this attitude.

[quote author=Omo_Tier1]Sorry I thought they said APGA wasn't part of the union? Why are they now interested in fielding the candidate of a party they claim they are not part of ?[/quote]APGA and Ohanaeze are two different things, dude. Focus for Christ's sake.

Most of you guys on this forum are so ignorant you keep mixing APGA, Ohanaeze, MASSOB and the entire Igbo ethnic group. It's pathetic.

The first is a party, not solely for the Igbo per se, but with a strong political presence in South-East Nigeria.

The second is a tribal coalition of men who say they speak for the political interests of the Igbo, although the jury is still out on that one.

The third is a pressure group which pushes for the actualization of the Biafra sovereign country.

While the fourth is a large confederate sub-saharan ethnic group indigenous to the East of Nigeria.

These four groups exist and speak for themselves, and should be studied and approached separately.

Don't be a dunce.

There should be a level in the game that involves some Alaba boys at a corner, pirating CDs.

They should have used El-Rufai's angry red-eyed face.

gramci: Which history ?

History of shoe-shining.

Nigerian LovePeddlers have just sent 113 members to South Africa, to "support" the Super Eagles

We Have Sent 113 Members To Support The Super Eagles