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ba7man: @Rhino.5dm. Can you belive this guy?? Advertizing eating breakfast in McDonalds as if its a big deal. What a Joke. 2000?? Kids born when those pics were taken can have legit sex by now. Xcept Makoko which can be cleared in a week save for the sentiment for the displaced occupants. Even Malaysia and other south East Asian countries have water side shanties so what's that "sanitary pad" chatting??

Wait a second... 2013 - 2000 = 13 years!!!
Dude, did you start having sex at the age of 13?

O booooooy, you baaaaaaad o!

[quote author=GARRI (x7)]No food for the POOR!!!

No Sleep for the RICH!!!!


Water wen touch PRICK, touch BLOKOS too!!!
[/quote]WTF!!?

Frontpage Please!

Gunmen Kidnap Six Foreign Construction Workers In Northern Nigeria

Guys, please help me unpack this. I'm using a phone:

http://www.guardiannews.com/world/2013/feb/17/nigeria-gunmen-kidnap-foreign-workers

50calibre: Kissing a fan on stage? That's a height of indiscipline and lack of professionalism.

You've probably never heard of Madonna, who, during one of her concerts, straddled a fan's head and was grinding her crotch right on his face and mouth, wearing no panties!

She's always been an ugly mgbeke:

https://cdn.pmnewsnigeria.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Azizat-249x336.jpg

jim jones: of course you would think that. if to say your parents been properly plan for you, you for turn out a more sensible human being than your post portrays.

DEADEST!!!

I like yoghurt.

"She liked him initially, but began to despise him and distanced herself as he tried to use her. She complained he was very manipulative"

Looks like Prezzo boy got served.
And to think he said he was planning to come marry her. Mah Boi thought he was playing the game, not knowing he was actually the one being played.
All his foolish antics all along were just for a record deal he was hoping to get with Kennis.

Olodo boy don release "Naija Girl" track for Goldie, not knowing she saw through his lies and was actually distancing herself from him.
The mugu don write poem finish, but now wey the truth don come out, GBOLAAAAAAAAAA, he's looking stupiid now.
This is Goldie giving him the middle finger from the casket. Choi!

It dragged because the media dragged it, otherwise it would have died a natural death. Prezzo will say anything to get attention

OUCH!!!
Oga ooooo! Oya Prezzo, looks like it's time to delete that poem o! Chinekeeeeeee!!!

I guess the old fart finally came to terms with the fact that he'll forever be Jonathan's biiitchh as far as elections go

Mehn, the OGBOLOOGBO lips are definitely Jay-Z's!

She really took popsie's BULLDOG face.

Chei!!!

That hisband of hers is a complete cuckold.

I really can't.

aieromon: The guy posted this pic as well. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

That Goldie is a complete disgrace, with a loveless marriage, a neglected niglet and a low self esteem to boot.

Killer combo.

If this is the case, then Goldie is a total disgrace.

Could someone explain why she was desperate for Prezzo? Abi she married the man for money?

This white guy himself must be completely clueless. You mean your wife was openly pining for another man on international television and all you have to do is foolishly post pictures on Facebook?

Mehn, you're a total cuckold.

Paentera: Gotcha! Thanks for admitting you assume. Empty barrel trying to sound intelligent.

Eiyaah. Ma boi has ran out of points after his emptiness has been exposed.
Do run along now, boy.
You can now go back to kissing Fashola's black nakked asss, cuz that is your destiny.

Paentera: You should've gone to spec savers. In no way did I revert to any public officer, Fashola, Uduaghan or GEJ. Read clearly and stop using assumptions to sound intelligent, cos you're not.

Actually, the king of assumptions is you because you foolishly assumed people like me would complain if the government didn't recklessly blow millions on athletes who participate in a privately-governed mundial.
Mehn, I hope you love the way your emptiness is amplified on this thread.

Paentera: People like you always complain no matter who is giving. The other day, I saw someone who worked at Glo's status complaining that Adenuga gave $1m to the Eagles when he pays his staff N50k a month. Now if you have heard of risk and reward you will realise that these guys staked the rest of their playing careers on winning the cup for the nation. And this is no ordinary nation, this is Nigeria - a few of them about 16 or 20 won us bragging rights as the Champions of Africa in soccer - a widely followed sports all over the continent of 900million residents of Africa.

If them no give, them go complain, if they give, they'll complain its too much or that they should feed the needy. Abeg let those boys who risked their lives for Nigeria, enjoy the windfall. For most, it will be once in a lifetime. They deserve it cos they made 160million Nigerians happy even if for a short period, something most administrations have not succeeded in doing since the return of democracy.

First and foremost, your post is totally empty and devoid of logic. Instead, it reads more like the post of yet another ACN asss licker who would praise Fashola and diss Uduaghan for doing the same thing.

Your flimsy counter-analogy about the Globacom employee is totally stupiid because last I checked, Globacom is still a private sector company. If the employee is aggrieved with his pay, he has the option of either talking it out with the management or simply quitting. The pay of the employees of Globacom is only Globacom's business and not the public's so it is within their discretion to do what they wish.

What I do have a problem with is when the public sector blows money on gifts that add nothing to the society as a whole. Don't you know, on a politically economic level, this is no different from the government calling a Nigerian grammy winner and doling out cash to this artiste. How do these relate, you ask? Well, AFCON, FIFA and the Grammies are all festivals that thrive on their own in the private sector. Whether you like it or not, winning an AFCON Cup, FIFA trophy or Grammy will NOT add back to our economy or society in any way.
But properly funding these sporting facilities in schools would actually help these kids realize their talents and probably pursue them when they're older. This is another form of empowerment. Not everyone will end up with a white-collar job. With sports empowerment, these kids would actually gain employment as athletes. And what has this done? It has empowered them on the long run!

That 54 million he just blew would have helped empower so many kids and nurtured so many talents for the future. Giving 54 million to men who already have more than enough is nothing but fiscal recklessness.

There you go.
You can now go back to worshipping Fashola.

ldpele: are times,i get so disappointed wit sme comments,if the government doesnt reward them,same persons like u ll complain and if they do like d lagos state gov jst did,u jst complaind n that is by d way,aftr rewardn,will it stop d state government frm buildn those sport amenities u mentiond,hell No,it wont. however,u were mentn sponsors,u could av added your name,or are the people u mentioned aint nigerians like u? rubbish

You're an imbeciile for even trying to guess what "people like me" would say. For once in your life, stop trying to infuse your useless emotions into this and reason like a human being.

Obviously you didn't do too well at school for you to not know what sponsors are. Please kindly go back to licking Fashola's oily anus, since judging from your comments, that is one profession you take great pride in.

Animal.

yampoo: Dancing Alingo my post hit front page

I already have 3 trophies (i.e. 3 Frontpage threads) to my name.

I pass you

I'm not directing this post to just Fashola, but other state governments and public parastatals as well.

Wouldn't it be more sensible if they funneled these monies into supporting the sporting facilities of their numerous primary, secondary and tertiary schools?

Almost every high school and university in America has a team, and it is mostly the NCAA system that's responsible for most of the pro athletes who dominate America today.

Why blow all these monies on well-to-do men when you can use them to nurture and encourage our younger generation in the field of sports?

Government bodies should hands-off all this unnecessary 'splashing' and leave that to the private guys like Dangote, Adenuga and his Glo, Elumelu, Jim Ovie etc.

Truckpusher: Even when the man in question is a big time looser you expect NL girls to run after him just because he's got a d.i.c.k..smdh

How can he be a big time looser[sic] when he's making that dough?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Stop trying to make something non-problematic an issue.
Even if pesin fit fight for man, make the man worth fighting for.[/quote]You saying that buffed up nigguh ain't worth it?

shymexx: Lmao... Posted like a true freshie...

Yank is British slang for America, plonker...

Jug on, I'm not on your level - this is my last reply to your on this forum...

No dumbass. The 'America' the British refers to, is primarily the group of North-Eastern colonies that chiefly fought against them.

Here in the US, North-Easterners are called 'Billy Yanks', while Georgians and other Southern states are called 'Johnny Rebels'.

Educate yourself, fool.
Oh, and don't let the door hit you on your throbbing asss on your way out, you no-life-having, pantie-sniffing, cross-dressing loser

funky medina: when women won it was handshake the got . God purnish satan!

It's very sad, really.

Seun: LOL! From frying pan to fire!

By the way, Seun, you think I don't know you've been shining Dike's Tonto?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Your ignorance is baffling, Ejine.[/quote]This is from Time.
http://ideas.time.com/2012/11/19/can-texas-really-secede-from-the-union-not-legally/

Educate yourself.

Shollypopz: Smh......see d sort of smart people I HV to deal with on NL!

@shymexx: claim me back Jo, when did u even become mature? I can't believe u're ignoring the thread. I want my alternate account back

@Ileke: abeg leave d goat.......OH and he doesn't HV to insult me any less cos of my offline gender, I will handle that fowl when i hv his time. We shall see whose fingers/tongue is sharper. BTW, how was 'falentine'?

Nah, I don't need to face you directly. All I'll do is simply call Royal to whoop your asss as usual, while MzDarkSkin incinerates the corpse. You've lost all dignity on Nairaland, dear

shymexx: I have always been a matured bloke... Last year was just a learning process about how Nigerians do things and that kind of got me acting psychotic because it was a new playground for me...However, I'm used to it now and I understand the mentality better...

A wise man once told me never to argue with fools, hence why I'm ignoring the clown who has never been outside Nigeria, yet he's claiming he lives in yank now lol... It's better to ignore fools and people lower than you in all ramifications...

How are you, anyway??

Eiyaaah, I know it hurts this loser badly that he's still a welfare-dependent Chav, but if you must know, I moved to the US of A since June last year. You see, I'm not a loser like you, and my life isn't determined by Nairaland.
You, on the other hand, sport so many IDs here, because you're just that jobless.

Oh, and one more thing... I stay in Atlanta, and that area isn't referred to as the 'Yank'. The Yankees are in the North-East, dumbass

Here's another failed attempt at justifying Buhari's bias and bigotry. I swear, these people are even more animalistic than the PDP they try so hard to demonize:

https://www.nairaland.com/957915/buhari-gets-mad-corruption-re-umaru

KnowAll: Buhari an Hausa/Fulani General was instrumental in the failed adoption, dopping, and subsequently crating of Master fugitive Umaru Dikko(AN Hausa/Fulani Minister under Shagari) in 1984, this singular act brought diplomatic relationship between Nigeria and Britain to an all time low ebb. I READ one dishamonious diatribe written by an Igbo gentleman about how Buhari held President Shagari under house arrest in a palacious house in Ikoyi whilst his deputy and Vice President Alex Ekwueme was sent to a mosquito infested jail in Kirikiri.

At this junture I must remind the gentleman that the post of the VP or better still that of the Deputy Governor of a State is more of an errand boy without any provision within the constitution of a specific duty other than that which the President or Governor deems fit. Whilst I sympathesies with the plight of Alex Ekwueme, the punisment given to him befits the powerless post he held at the time, if the reverse where the case that is Alex was the President and Shagari the VP the treatment would have not been any different.

Buhari by showing such bragadocciosness while dealing with Umaru Dikko and even contracting out the job to the Mossad's(isreal's fromidable secret service) most muslim's worst arch enemy, Buhari not only proved to all asunder that he is a detribalized Nigerian but demonstrated that his can-do atitude at getting things done is no fluke. Genreral Buhari is more than welcome to throw his hat in the ring come 2015, we hope this time Clueless GEJ would let the true result be.

This story are one of the few stories of pride in the leadership of our great ountry that needs to be passed to generations to come. Keep up the good work General.

That was from the link.
How any human being could type this and feel proud of himself afterwards is still beyond me.
I guess in his mind, he made a lot of sense and this really makes Buhari the 'honest' man they shamelessly tout him to be. Shame.