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[quote author=Okija_juju]NAIRALAND PRISONS... FACING A BAN for posting 'what it means to be a Yoruba man'!!

Got Paroled early for good behavior... [/quote]Please Ndi Umunna, with Okija Juju being a Nairaland ex-con, he is ineligible to contest for this post, as aka Eze Ndigbo niile kwesiri idi ocha mgbe obula.
Ex-cons are only allowed to lead in you-know-where

No oofeinse!

Mad Cow: OWAMBE POLITICS...

Drug dealers and promiscuis women drafted to support candidates..

Okija Juju my man, how far? You still want that bootylicious babe's BBM?
Her name na Emmanuelle Chinwendu Andrews, based in Jurupa, California, and she stars in adult movies, using the nick name "Mz Booty". I'm sure you can take it from there

Considering Kogi has a massive land area with a sparse (by Nigerian standards) population, this must mean the flood affected a really large portion of the state.

Too bad dem never reach dis guy:


[img]http://4.bp..com/_Qzd9HIsRWeA/TSNQOpPyIhI/AAAAAAAAkI4/dQijG7wm6no/s1600/Joe+Manganiello.jpg[/img]

ichidodo: Society is predisposed to taller guys, unfortunately for 5'7 guys like us. But wealth,intelligience and power dont choose heights. As such its a free world to make hay while the sun shine as its not the size of the man in a fight but the size of the fight in a man. A man,irrespective of height, has only 1 heart to love a woman,likewise a woman.i.e not evryone get their desired mate in the long-term as some desirees already have their desired leavin the other desirees (height-hopefuls) out in the rain. At the end, the equation of life always resolves itself into a state of equilibrium i.e the tall guys get some tall girls, short girls get some tall guys,short girls get some short guys and short guys get some tall girls ( i hear some have secret fetishes for short-guys).So, guys (5'7 to 5'0) go get that girl of ure dreams u just mite hit pay-dirt. My two naira.

I'm really touched by the first paragraph of your post. Didn't really know height was such a big deal in the mating game though.

I'm a full 6'1", and to be honest, I actually find it cute when I lift my girl up for a kiss.
She freaking loves it! And so do I
She's just at a nice 5'5", and even with her heels I'm still the taller one.

Personally, a girl has to be heavily loaded in the bootay and boobay departments for me... Don't care too much about height.

Please noooooooo! No Okija Juju biko!
De guy go put flooding water for our garri.
Plus, going by section (3) of the rules, he is not eligible, since he has made fun of Igbos of Imo and Abia extraction

So make we wuruwuru am for the second time by denying him a chance

Odumchi and Sam Ikenna are my candidates. These posters are very insightful and kind, even to non-Igbos.
When making their points, they do so without hatred or bitterness to anyone, even when it's thrown their way.

I think they'll make the best of it, although I put Odumchi higher, since he's a lot more present.

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Alright! I'm meeting my badass cousin Chinedu to make one for me. The guy's a skilled artist. I'll be posting it soon.

lawizle: ALUU 4 killed by 4.

Aluu 4-by-4... (Aluu 4x4)

safarigirl: Most of the women in this competition aren't even half as fat as Toolz, yet Naija guys are drooling over her like she's Anna Nicole-Smith....when you mention the weight, they scream you down and call you skinny b*tch....WELCOME TO NIGERIA

Eyaaah, jealousy wan kee you

I love ma BBW jare

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LOL guys!
My fiance has my name on her cleavage area. I actually think it's cute. When we get married, I'll get a tattoo of her name around my wedding finger. No big deal.
You Nairalanders shouldn't be all sanctimonious and judgemental all the time.

Now, this one is from the Lion King, after the adult Simba spoke with his father.

Watch the smoke dust now...

https://www.subliminal-messaging.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/disneysex.jpg

Goldenheart: that is no cocaine..... Its just bubble gum stuck on its palm n face

Nope! That's a powdery substance he inhaled. I've seen the episode.

[quote author=Soulja-boi]Please can you state what you saw, cause I'm just seeing a shiny castle made of gold...... [/quote]Here, let me help you with that:

https://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9659/ewwwwwdisneyisapervetqc3.jpg

Do you see it now?

That's the Sodium Benzonate doing the trick.

This is Mighty Mouse, taking cocaine:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d3/Mighty_Mouse_-_The_Littlest_Tramp.png/350px-Mighty_Mouse_-_The_Littlest_Tramp.png

My people, this is a shot from the beloved cartoon, The Little Mermaid. When I was younger, I remember I enjoyed this cartoon a lot.

After I saw it just last month, I couldn't believe my eyes!!!

https://www.saltypopcorn.com/images/triton.jpg

Ummm... Haven't we treated (AND FRONTPAGED) a similar thread just yesterday?
Goes to show you how clueless the mods have become - Yet these people still haven't been able to erase those nasty pictures of Cindylonelyone which shows a woman finger-pleasuring herself.

Infact, I think OAM4J already has the pic saved in his hard-drive for 'future use'.

tunnytox: There must be something wrong, some Igbo folks here never fails to tell me how dirty Ibadan is and how Owerri is a very clean city as well as other Igbo cities. I was expecting to see pictures of a very clean Owerri just like Dubai.
@OP
Are you sure this is Owerri?

That is OGUTA, not Owerri! I know the place. The OP is a shameless tribalist.
Don't take the foool seriously.

Olodo, that's not the Government House.
The areas you just posted are OGUTA, which was affected by the flood.

Oh... And as expected, the dumbass moderators don put am for front page without even confirming. Nairaland is really going down sha.

@Jarus: Of course we KNOW why you can't say yours. You are Suraj the journalist and your anonymity is gone, and should the wife see this, you'll be sleeping in the couch for the rest of your life

LeJeun3: Guy no blame her o! If you hated it as much as we both do, you'll do same. Meanwhile, why do you still have cockroaches in your house?

Abeg oh, if you live where I live, these things have their 'season' oh. They're present in the March-June periods, accompanied by crickets and grasshoppers. It's a general problem in this side of town.

Not just in Owerri, my sista. You need to visit the Port Harcourt airport.
Na there your eye go OPEN.

Nigeria is just one depressing shiiit-hole.

Make no mistake, I love her to death, but if there's one irritating habit my girlfriend has, it's the habit of crushing cockroaches RIGHT THERE in the house!
I mean, why in God's name can't she just hit the cockroach a little with a broom before taking it outside to kill it? She just has to take my expensive shoe and SMASH the goddamn thing RIGHT THERE in my living room, for its disgusting juices to STINK up the whole place! It's INFURIATING, and is mainly the reason for the numerous petty fights we have

BTW: Thanks @Klas

Rubbishhh!

No wonder he looks so pissed in the picture - He knows the song is trash!

sadeiyare: The god-particle you mean ; its a door of endless possibilities

Are you guys talking about the Higgs boson?

I'm sure there are alien militants there, just waiting to be marginalized and exploited once the humans begin mining.

Haba OP, this video is old nau.
A friend of mine showed me the clip on his phone, like 4 months ago

yeye4live: an igbo is som1 who is greedy 2make money n jealous of d orda tribe

You are really living up to your name, my brother. Keep it up.

ITbomb: The Chief of Aluu , Alhaji Hassan is an Igbo , I'm not surprised

I guess you dumb Nairalanders refer to indigenes of Rivers State as Igbo, only when it suits your idiiotic motives.