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fstranger: Swag?


What a person!


Only a poster who is more obtuse that Ileke-idi would call a $1.4 billion white elephant project "swag."



### Re/tard!

Shut the phuck up!

Well said, Abagworo. You're a true son of your father.

We don't come here and sing about the 450 drug dealers caught in Asia, who all happened to hail from a particular state.

We don't talk about the HIV rates as well as the child factories which a certain state continues to emerge as the 'champion' in the East.
Why? Because we happen to see life from a wider point of view. Truly, there is a difference between growing old and growing UP.

Let the dumb, clannish, pathetic loser continue to roll in his own filth.

More like the Middle finger of God.

FSU: And the same River Niger extends to Anambra, Igboland.
Landlocked? I wonder what Ekiti, Oyo, Ogun and Osun are. Bloody Yoruba monkey.

LMAO. Don't mind the dullard who keeps getting mercilessly thrashed in Geography. Typical of his substandard 'Awo education'.

After looking at these images, being land-locked isn't such a bad thing afterall.

I don't like the chin. It reminds me of Superman from the animated series

Mandelaguy: Who is this low life,confused,addicted and mushed up fella! Don't draw fury to yourself on this forum,else,the heat will not cease even after your masturb..ating spree.

Relax bro, his 10MB go soon finish.

ilugunboy: Look at these ladies angling for a thuggish rogue SMH

Girls love bad boys.
E dey pain you?

I hope they're massacred though

lakside s: na so so fine fine girls all this comedian they married

You'd be shocked to see the effect a good sense of humor has on 99% of all women worldwide.
A good sense of humor is the most importance aspect of charm. You don't need to be handsome or rich to possess charm.

Akwa Ibom and Mbaise people would sooo love to meet this dog

LOL!!! What a thread!

[quote author=Ji_sun_pack][size=38pt] Why Is It na only Ibos no lIke Dbanj?[/size]

All the people posting rubbish here are ibos, why? Goto Facebook and YouTube na thesame ediots full their. Is it must you listen to his music? Do you think you I will ever life watch you fools drag him down?

Is this a coincidence?[/quote]Kipu asking naaa

i ga ano ebe ahu, nsi eju gi onu.

Jide fido: he fall my hand big time....not even a chorus let alone a line

Actually, his line goes something like this:

hmmmm mmm hmm hmm-hmm
mmhmmm hmmm
mmhmm hmm mmh hmm
hhmmm mm
hmmm hmmmhmm hmm
hmmm mmm hmmm mmhmm
hmmm mm mmmhmmm hm-hmm
hmmm mmhmmm

That's eight bars right there yo!
Eminem can't touch this!

redcliff: LOL WHEN WE HEARD THIS AT THE OFFICE. SOMEONE SAID DBANJ WAS AT THE BACK OF THE STUDIO DOOR AND WHEN THEY FINISHED RECORDING THE SONG AND LEFT THE STUDIO HE WENT AND DROPPED THIS ON THE TRACK. SOME OTHER PERSON SAID WHEN THEY WERE RECORDING HE WAS SINGING FROM OUTSIDE THE BOOTH.
DBANJ SAID HE IS COMING, HE IS BUILDING THE MUSIC BRIDGE FROM US TO AFRICA BUT HIS CEMENT HAS FINISHED. DBANJ MY BRO, U SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT KANYE AND HIS CLIQUE IS TRYING TO USE YOU TO GET TO AFRICA AND NOT U TRYING TO SELL AFRICAN MUSIC TO AMERICA.LOOOOL

BUT ON A SECOND THOUGHT THIS LOOKS LIKE A SONG THAT AHS BEEN DONE EVEN BEFORE HE SHOWED UP IN THEIR MIDST AND THEY HAD TO FIX HIM SOMEWHERE. PEOPLE WEY DEY HATE, IS JOHN LEGEND NOT IN GOOD MUSIC BUT HE WASNT HERE TOO..SO MAKE UNA WATCH AM. BUT DON JAZZY WOULD BE CRACKING HIS RIB WHEREVER HE IS RIGHT NOW////

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! JEHOVAH MO!!!
His cement has finished

igweGC: I heard 4rm a very reliable source that they didn't let him(dbanj) in2 the studio. That humming was as a result of d noise he was making(nagging).*lol*

LMFAO!!!!! I go die oooo!

Ewuoooo!
I can see some sore losers already trying to turn this into a tribal issue - but today today, God don open una nyash thoroughly.

Kanye West himself, after analysing D'Banj's vocal and writing skills (or lack of these skills to be more straightforward), has come to the shocking realization that dis motor park agbero is only good for washing windows.

Just have a look at the way your hero has been reduced to a phucking vulcanizer by only getting a 20 second space to hum like a hungry fowl having a seizure.
Imagine ooo! That's to show you Kanye regards him as an entity so low he doesn't even deserve to just scream in the background like a houseboy as DJ Khaled is known to - "DEEE JAYYY KHAAAALEEEDD! WEEEE DAAA BEEESSSSSTTTT!!!!"
Nope! No such thing for D'Banj - Just a position lower than a maiguard.

I swear, these GOOD Music people don reduce D'Banj to Akpan Raised To Power 900!

What a shame!

Is this really worth the glowing career he left behind in Africa?

[quote author=touch_me_hard]So Jonathan is now his friend? Wonders shall never end The way he is blowing his trumpet about his achievements in that sector at a time like this is a clear indication that he is eyeing that post. This is a clear advertisement that he has some knowledge in that area. But wait a minute, just in case he's accidentally picked for the post, would we want him there[/quote]Ehen, but my broda, which kind username be dis?

berem: what's my business if he hates anything to do with women? So I shouldn't admire his intelligence? What do you think I am anyway? How dare you open your filthy mouth and talk about riding toys and ravaging hormones? So I don't have right to air my views cos am a woman? Sorry for you bro! You and your anti-woman cohorts can't intimidate me or any other woman on NL! Nonsense!

Ji Sun is actually the gayyy one

jmaine: Am more interested in his disciples who couldn't resist the urge to clone his name for keeps e.g Beaf: , Beaf:. ,Beafroast, killBeaf, e.t.c

Where are they ?

You forgot the other loser with the exclamation mark i.e. "Beaf!" - He's the mayor of fagggotry, that one.

Beaf is a true Sapele Champion. A PHUCKING legend!

chelseabmw: Wow..........So common Ethiopia that just gained their independence that day here.....Na wah ooo....Nigeria nor dey shame self?

You were obviously braiding the hair on your buttocks when your mates were taking their history classes seriously.

SimonAndal: So where the hell does the girl identify with Nigeria? Smh @ lazy, amebo Nigerians looking for cheap publicity for their useless and shameful country. Leave the poor lass alone.

I swear! Very pathetic. See as dem dey claim relationship, when ironically, she could give two shiits about Nigeria.

moonraker: True!!!

The only thing missing from that list is CLASS!!! Owning an Iphone is a status symbol especially in Nigeria!!!!

No. Nigerians are still drunk on that crap called BlackBerry. Dem never graduate to iPhone yet.

elampiro: I don't understand the story. It doesn't add up. How did he get access to the room in the FLP head quarters? He past the gate man, he walked past the secretary and received visitors into a hall of such a company without anyone questioning him.

Thank you!

berem: come o! Ur moniker says LEHSI,the poster said LESHI.how do you intend to use our comments for court case? You are just putting everyone in a state of confusion! If you have any problem with your employer,you better settle it amicably than involving innocent people.I don't need anyone to turn me to detective JACK BAUER this nite abeg!

I think the OP made a typo.

I actually think the Lehsi guy is innocent, and this is all just a big misunderstanding on the part of the company chief in a fluorescent pink shirt (seriously, we'll discuss that later).
A little question for the OP: Did Lehsi ask you for cash?

I know Pro01 won't be posting his feedback, cuz I just listened to the song myself, and all I can do right now is get down on my knees and pray to the almighty to forgive me for committing the cardinal sin of listening to this piece of monstrous junk!
Jesus Lord! This is easily the worst song of the century!!!

I HATE this song even more than I hate watery stool!
I can't believe I wasted my KB

The man likes 'em fresh!