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For God's sake!
Nairaland tells me, "You have 4 new Nairaland PMs. Please check your e-mail account now" - but when I open my e-mail, I can't find a god-damned thing!

The shape of that man's head just resemble akara wey dem forget to put oil.

Oh, by the way, to the dullards... Osolase is an Edo name.

E be like say Banky W carry Super Glue gum im cap to im head, because I know for sure he even goes to sleep with his cap on.

Ishilove: Oya clap for yaself, Mr Playerrrr.

God no go allow you 'nack' marine queen wey go drain your virtue and waste ya destiny.

Mr Man, you need Jesus

uncle u: I think the aviation minister is trying. I used the Owerri airport a month ago and did not recognise it. Though work is still ongoing, it looked nothing like the last time I used it last year. I hope others ministers will work like her.

The Owerri airport is actually owned by Imo State, not the federal government.

tosrich: Another BOKO come to life.........................

Boko na Kanuri (NE) product, not Hausa (NW) product.

Later on, people go open their dirty garri-filled mouths to talk say Stella Oduah no dey do anything, begin dey accuse her of tribalism simply because she fired some people who've been chopping with nothing to show for it.

God damn!!
Now, that's what I call a "Busy Beaver"!

It was after the Kano gun battle I completely stopped taking the presidential announcements seriously.

I'm sorry, but this babe is a 4/10 on my scale.
She's the type of girl I'd just slam for one night, and wouldn't even bother calling her the day after. Just one of those girls wey person dey knack just to pass time.

Reminds me of the one I had in Ikot Ekpene. Omo, we do finish, the foolish girl come dey ask me for my number o. Na im I rack sense come tell am say make she give me her number instead, say na me go call am.
Na im the girl give me. But as I just dey drive out from AKS, I troway the nonsense for road jare.
Phuck that shiiit.

Back to topic: I hope this girl packs a ghetto booty, cuz that's the only thing that would improve her in my eyes sha

This signifies an irredeemably deplorable state of the mind.
When poverty and underdevelopment have slapped you so bad and for so long, you begin to resist progress itself when it comes to your environment.

1. Visit HomegrownBooties.com, and download every video featuring Cherokee D'Asss

2. Download the full version of World of Warcraft: Cataclysm

3. Download Maya 2013 for no apparent reason

4. Download the full MMORPG version of Star Wars: The Old Republic

5. Download Unreal Tournament 2010

6. Download the full 3D models and raw files from the CGI movie, "How To Train Your Dragon".

7. Download the 3D texture plugins used in the James Cameron movie, "Avatar"... For no apparent reason.

8. Download Maya 2013... Oh wait, I already did that? Well, download it once again "just in case"

Yep. This is definitely cyanide poisoning from the cassava peel.

It's quite interesting that a Nigerian staple food crop such as cassava can be highly nutritious but also highly dangerous if you don't watch your steps with it.

R.I.P. To the departed.

Akpan107: Statistic shows that 50 per cent of Youths are into Mastur-bation (including me, is just that for almost one month now i havn't done and i truely want to stop it) it's very very prevalent among young boys and girls even among the so-called ''born again''. Infact, to me, 80 per cent of youth are into it. Before i use to think that am the only one self-servicing, but i now found out that, all the guys am staying with are into it excluding one guy. May God have mercy on us and set us free from this bondage. Amen.

See dem
N.Y.L.O.N - Nigerian Youth League of Ogba Ncha with their unwarranted guilt.

Please, let it be known - There is NOTHING wrong with mast.urbation. Only sanctimonious illiterate pastors will tell you it will affect your performance with a woman in the future.
Modern science has shown us there is absolutely nothing medically wrong with masturba.tion.
Lose the guilt. You are committing no crime

I was banned just a few minutes ago by a suspected spambot, for my post on a thread on the religious section, titled "The Temptation You cannot resist" or something like that.

https://www.nairaland.com/1083329/what-temptation-regularly-fall#12730954

It's surprising because my post was an honest and clean one, and the "mod" who banned me goes by the name of "pyguru". When I opened this Pyguru's profile, I found out he only had 8 posts to his name, "So how did that qualify the profile as a moderator?" I asked.
Seeing the Pyguru profile was neither a moderator of the Religious section, nor did he list his reasons for banning me (he only posted a link to my post), I knew it had to be a system problem (a spambot).
Here's the post that got me banned for no apparent reason:

"I subscribe to a data bundle of 20GB, and 18.5GB of it is spent streaming videos from PornHub, HomegrownBooties, xHamster, Spankwire, EvilAngel and XVideos...

I need Jesus "

Please, I really hope you'd look into this issue and restore my account - as well as unhide my post - as soon as possible.

Thanks in advance.
Ejine

Obiora Obiwon reminds me so much of this guy.
They should do a collabo one of these days.

I subscribe to a data bundle of 20GB, and 18.5GB of it is spent streaming videos from PornHub, HomegrownBooties, xHamster, Spankwire, EvilAngel and XVideos...

I need Jesus

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]Good for them. . .

But why is this on front page?[/color][/quote]Because they are making Muh-Naaayyyyyyy! Dasss wai!

In that first picture, Aki's posture reminds me of my father's when he's going through his company's earnings at the stock exchange. BAWSE!!!

I think this meeting has something to do with Aki's new record label. This nigga's swagga is unparalleled!

A COUNTRY OF RETARDS!!!

dayokanu: Congrats to Odumchi.

Igbos dont need a rogue like Onlylies to lead them

May your reign be peaceful Odumchi, As a start find a way to prosecute and Jail Onlytruth for abuse of office and bringing the post of Ezeyibo Wuruwuru on nairaland to disrepute

I Dayokanu and the Operation wetie, Alayes, Agberos, OPC, and other progressive pay our homage to Eze Odumchi

Meet me for beer parlour and collect one bottle of Alomo on my head. you would need it vs Ogugua who is a strong black woman

Damn!

I guess I'll also have to congratulate our new Eze Nwaanyi, Ogugua...

Nice to have you onboard. Hope you get to impact us all positively, too... Or something like that.

Congratulations to Odumchi!
My brother, it was a fantastic run, and at the end of it, I can't wait to see the new direction you'll take in leading the NL Ndiigbo.
I know for sure it'll be an educative one, if your interesting posts and lovely threads are anything to go by.

I pledge my full, unflinching support to our new Eze Odumchi, Nwa Arochukwu Olisa Goziri Agozi!!

Eze anyi, I g'adi ooooo!

By the way, as an aside: Is it true you're really 16/17 years old, dude?
Damn! Then it looks like we've got an Igbo Alexander the Great in our hands oooo! Or something like that

chucky234: Guess OP smoked pipe before compiling that list,Davido of all people sexy? if thats what people call sexy then Okey Bakassi should be the sexiest celebrity in Naija.

1. Mikel Obi
2. Osaze Odemwingie
3. DIPP
4. Peter Okoye
5. Lynxx
6. Uti Nwachukwu
7. Chucky234 Chiejine

Thanks boss!

Jesus Christ! Did someone actually say Davido? That SHORT lizard-like boy?

You listed 2Face Idibia as well? Chinekenna lekwenu o.

And at the same time you left out FLAVOUR? I mean, I'm not gay or anything, but have you seen that guy's packs and super-FIT body?

However, I must admit that BOA dude looks really suspect. But mehn, you did not state it on the rules, so all voters remain VALID, until you can fully prove they contravened the laid-down rules.

You should've stated the minimum voting age early enough.

Bia, Point Buchi, which kind thing come be dis 'under age' voter thing wey you no even list for your rules?

And 2 million registered in AUGUST 29, 2012. Biko count his vote jare.

You didn't even specify the minimum number of months an ID should have before being eligible to vote. This is getting really ridiculous now, boss

The person wey get that hand for de picture must be a refugee from Somalia.

[quote author=Okija_juju]I had no idea that Ndi Igbo were divided prior to 1967.

Hmmmm...

Biko gwam Ife ma maro.

So Biafra was about uniting an otherwise divided ethnicity!? This is the first I am hearing of this.

And we united Igbos by putting ourselves in a precarious situation that led to the death of over a million of the people we were trying to unite?!

Nna, your mind must be a really beautiful place..

Biko tell me more as I am very interested..[/quote]I said "Igbo Cause", not Biafra.

Imanuelle = Okija Juju

berem: so you wan use style tell us say you wan marry and you dey build house okwa ya? Congrats to you anyway! Its not easy to be a full fledged man!

LOL! Thanks o! No be small thing