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Fira09:
Vanguard

Ise inu ile lo gbe ni jade!

MaryAye:
I met this guy where I normally get my fruits for biz. We got talking and exchanged contact.

He seems to be a nice guy but when I told him I had a son and narrated the circumstances behind his birth and my life, he told me he was cool with it.

Of lately, I noticed he talks ills of my son and assume it's a joke. I will try to shade it off but he repeated it again after the church service yesterday.

I'm considering giving him a chance because he's cool but his singular act of insulting and shouting at my son when he comes to my shop seem to disturb me.

Please, do you think his behaviour is a red flag or not?

Don’t move in with him! It will be hard for your kid, because kids are pretty good at intuiting when an adult finds them tolerable at best and doesn’t really want them around. It will be hard for him, living with a kid he doesn’t especially like but who still need to be raised and cared for pretty much 24/7. And it will be hard for you… Maybe in a few years you’ll be in a different position; maybe you’ll decide this is too serious an incompatibility and end up splitting anyway. But living together is a serious commitment that will affect your kid’s daily life, and you should not move ahead with this plan now that you’ve learned this.

TemitopeAlways:
Good Morning, thanks for your prompt response. A Co neighbor took it to their office, and it was rectify @ #3000 including transportation. I didn't ask him how much they collect there. Have a nice weekend.

I am glad to hear that the issue was fixed... Have a fantastic evening.

TemitopeAlways:
Ikeja

Check your copy of the application form for meter/electricity supply and agreement form, there you would find your Application Reference Number (ARN). Please feel free to contact me concerning your finding...

TemitopeAlways:
Good Morning, how will I get the ARN? My Conlog prepaid meter keypad is not displaying digits when pressed. Kindly help. It's 5days already without light.

Good morning, ma'am. Are you under Eko Electricity Distribution Company or Ikeja Electric...?

[quote author=KangaIye post=116261958]Can I use my expired passport as a guarantor for my nephew,

I have applied for renewal, have done my capturing as well waiting for collection.[/quote on]
No.
Your passport must be valid at least six months.

BadmusYemi:
I am a DIY applicant, my appointment is 8th of September, I am yet to sign the guarantor's form by the commissioner for oaths. Can I get it signed at the passport office in alausa on my capturing date?

No, you cannot get it signed at the passport office.
Go to one of the listed places:
(1) High Court of Lagos State, Ikeja. Located on Oba Akinjobi Street, opposite the Police College in GRA, Ikeja.

(2) High Court of Lagos State, Lagos Island. Located on Igbosere Road, Lagos Island..

JudgeNotHi:
I need help. Could she be saying the truth or she's trying to hook.

I'm in a very stable relationship and as a matter fact, I'll be getting married to the love of my world, the one whom my heart continuously long for daily in next month.

Nevertheless, there's this lady whom happened to be an old friend for about 2 years now. We've been very close chat buddies and virtually could discuss anything online to each other (I mean anything). On one occasion, she suggested we meet up at my place to watch a movie Twilight together. Well, since I wasn't doing anything in particular for the weekend and my fiance wasn't in town, why not? (Trust me, my intents was pure and genuine).

The Saturday came, and we did have a lovely time together until the devil struck. One thing led to another and we both ended up kissing and eventually had sex. I wasn't careless not to have not used a protection but I could remember the condom coming off at a Point and was quickly replaced with another new one. Trust me guyz, we both felt bad immediately after the incident and both apologized to one another and that was it.

Fast forward to the present, I got a call from her for the first time after that incident (I had to cut off all communication with her after what happened) and she broke the news to me that she was feeling a little different which prompted her to go do a test, and to my greatest shock, she said it came out positive, SHE IS PREGNANT!!!

How is this even possible? We made our precisely on the 30th of July and the test results shows she's about 2weeks pregnant (Note: the test results shows it was carried out on the 12th of August. Moreover, I never even released when the condom came off into her and we had to remove it. How is it possible?

Now, the mother called and even asked to see me in person that, the daughter already explained all that ensued between us, and I should come and let's discuss our next move, that no daughter of hers gives birth outside wedlock.

In all these, I am so confused. The honest truth is, I never told the lady in particular I was getting married in the month of September. My wife to be does know her as just a friend and that's all but kept my wedding plans away from the lady despite how opened we were to each other.

Nairalanders, I am so confused. I have cried, begged her, pleaded with her to come clean with me, but she insists I was the only one she meet within that time frame. Even in the presence of her mother, she kept asking her, are you sure? She kept insisting I was the only one she had sex with last month.

My world is presently on pause mode as I don't know what to thing anymore. But I am 99.9% sure I am not responsible for the pregnancy. I even requested she used my hospital for a second test and it still came out positive.

I am currently, planning on telling my wife to be the whole truth and before then, involve our counselling pastor. I can't bring myself to tell my family despite the fact her mother keep insisting she comes to see my mother.

My inner most being tells me I am been set up, because I remember vividly on that night, she kept insisting I remove the condom that it was hurting her but I insisted.

Could the pregnancy be truly mine? Do I come clean to my babe? Do I just runaway? So many questions and I am deeply depressed and sad on how I got myself into the terrible mess. At this moment, I deserve whatever insults is thrown at me. I truly deserve them, BUT I NEVER FOR ONCE DOUBT my love for my wife to be, I truly love her...

Before you confess to your fiancée I will ask you to consider paternity testing. Paternity test(s) can be performed during a pregnancy. It is called non-invasive test. A non-invasive test in prenatal paternity test is the most accurate and safest way to establish paternity in unborn babies. It requires only blood samples from both parents of the unborn baby. The invasive tests used for prenatal test are amniocentesis and chorionic villus sampling (CVS). You should visit your hospital and gather if it is equipped enough to carry out CVS test...
Chorionic villus sampling is usually done between weeks 11 and 14 of pregnancy — earlier than other prenatal diagnostic tests, such as amniocentesis. I wish you all the best, bro.

Shascky33:
Good morning Nairalanders.
There's this lady who lives in my street, just two houses away. She's about 38 but single, and am just 26.
I've been observing her for the past 8 months, she's beautiful and a working class but i don't intend to make her feel disrespected after approaching her. Please how should i go about it?

You've got the hots for this older woman. If you want to ask her out, try to build a genuine connection with her first. Then, be upfront about what you are looking for and ask her out with confidence.

galileo180:
Hello everyone ,

Three years ago, a very close cousin of mine offered me the privilege to be his bestman during his wedding.
The wedding went as planned, beautiful and everyone was happy.
Few days ago , he called and said he had something really important to discuss with me, we met and this guy is passionately begging me to help him get his wife pregnant .
His reasons:
1- We look alike.
2- We related .
3- That instinct directed him to me and bla bla bla.
I didn't want to even give it a thought, but i have not been myself . The very thought of what this man might have been going through for the past three years and that anyone can be in this situation. The fact that he overcame the shame to ask for help makes me want to think about it, but i'm scared because it means me committing adultery which i would never wish to do.
I asked him if the wife was aware of the plan, he said no.
please guys, what do you think i should do?

(1) Guilt would nibble you for rest of your life. So, turn your cousin down.

(2) Adultery is a sin against God and husband or wife while formication is a sin against God. Choose wisely.

OkehBlessing:
Please who knows where to get a notary stamp for guarantor's form in Lagos state?

GO TO LAGOS HIGH COURT. ADDRESS: 15, IGBOSERE ROAD, LAGOS ISLAND.
OR GO TO HIGH COURT OF LAGOS STATE, IKEJA. LOCATED ON OBA AKINJOBI STREET OPPOSITE THE POLICE COLLEGE, GRA, IKEJA.

Biodun556:
https://thenationonlineng.net/southeast-youths-reject-obi-back-tinubu-shettima-ticket/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1658492201

I am afraid Igbos have always been their own enemies politically. Whether the Igbos reject Peter Obi or not, come 2023 I am going to vote for him here in Ilawe-Ekiti, Ekiti State.

krcboy:
you might have to defer your admission to spring, thats all i feel can be done.

I agree with you.

JBriel:
I know FFK would fire back. Although FFK spoke alot, he said absolutely nothing. Fading power

You are entitled to your opinion.

Chinjo2:
This same Shetima who was responsible for kidnapping of Chibok girls just to smear the personality of Goodluck Jonathan.

Where're your facts?

A clear case of divide and conquer.

VoteTinubu2023:
Congratulations to him.


Vote Tinubu 2023. Vote APC.

Go Bleep your APC! Clueless political party! It ain't different from PDP from 1999-2015!

KemeticPrince:
Hello guys!

I need an opinion on issues concerning my marriage.

I got married two years ago, although left to me i would never have gotten married but i had to as the only son of my parent.

I live separately from my wife(a house i built, while i live in a rented place) and although we live in the same state but i can't just seem to live or co-exist peacefully with any other person other than myself.

My wife has really been on my neck lately, she came to my house last week with our child and refused to go back after a week. I am tired and i just wish to be alone please.

I am not a deadbeat dad, i give her 100k every month for food and utilities.

I just want to be left alone, i don't hate her, infact i appreciate all she does but i just love doing things on my own. I'll love my family structure to be this way, i mean coming home to visit my kids(when i have more) and wife every two weeks.

I guess you are an introvert.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Good day all!
Please, I really need help with my ass. Whenever I walk, it shakes or should I say vibrate/moves. No matter what I wear underneath, it ends up shaking. Sometimes, I'll have to wear two tight underwears, still it shakes/moves, but not as much as when I put on one. I have tried to stop this, no way. Sometimes, I have to walk slowly so that it won't move, but for how long, before I'll just switch to normal walking pace.
Sometimes, I take bike to just a nearby place that won't take more than five minutes trek, so that I can avoid trekking, which results to my ass moving. I just don't know what to do, honestly. This is so embarrassing. It draws unnecessary attention to me, which I don't like at all. Some people, their eyes will just be fixated on them, or making some embarrassing comments behind you.

Please, I really need help. I want you all to help me. If there's anything I can do, eat, drink or wear so that this can stop, I'm ready to do them. Is there anyone that has been in this kind of situation before, how were you able to remedy it? Thanks

Wear shoes with higher heels so it forces you to step with your toe and absorb more of the shock with your foot instead of allowing it to transfer to ass momentum.

fabem:
Just take maybe 4 to 5 along in case they ask more.

The guarantor ID is NIN and it should be a photocopy with the data page of his/her international passport, photocopy also.

Thanks, bro.

Klass99:
Ehm......if she doesn't have a clitoris how is she enjoying clitoral orgasms?

Female genital mutilation does not eliminate sexual pleasure totally for every woman who undergoes the procedure, but it does reduce the likely of orgasm.

fabem:
Documents;

- The application and other documents you print online (Application page, Payment page, appointment page and guarantor form)

- Birth certificate

-State of origin certificate

-NIN Slip

-Passport

Offline form - It will be giving to you there

- Handwriting Letter (You will write it there)

-Guarantor Passport first page (photocopy) with the ID

Everything must be correct with what you fill online

(1)Please how many copies of passport photos?

(2)The guarantor's ID could be his or her NIN slip (photocopy or original)?

I look forward to hearing from you again as soon as you can.

fabem:
Documents;

- The application and other documents you print online (Application page, Payment page, appointment page and guarantor form)

- Birth certificate

-State of origin certificate

-NIN Slip

-Passport

Offline form - It will be giving to you there

- Handwriting Letter (You will write it there)

-Guarantor Passport first page (photocopy) with the ID

Everything must be correct with what you fill online

Thanks.

LadyD22:
This might sound funny but there's this acquaintance of mine , my coursemate who also became my roommate , she's a lady like me very slim and tall , she has a bad habit of farting loudly literally every 5 minutes , she acts like it's a normal thing , everybody farts but hers is chronic , walking ,sleeping , peeing , eating even when I was eating one time
When I tell her she says it's not her fault that she's a human being
I always wonder how it will be when she gets married and has to live with her man
It's like she's leaking gas , is that healthy ? Am I the unhealthy one and I don't know?
It's funny when someone farts out of the blue once in awhile but it's not funny anymore when it's every second of the day
Apart from this habit she's a neat person , she also has this disturbing handwashing ritual , made most if us assume that she had OCD but this farting thing is irritating everyone , even if it doesn't have any smell the sound just turns you off
Am I the only one that doesn't like when people do that? Sometimes I feel like I'm exaggerating it

Some flatulence is normal, but excessive farting is often a sign that the body is reacting strongly to certain foods. This can indicate a food intolerance or that a person has a digestive system disorder, such as irritable bowel syndrome. Typically, people pass gas 5–15 times per day.

udomonday:
people always talk about nymphos,but i never really take them seriously until yesterday night.am always attracted to girls that are big and curvy with big backside,infact if you check the long list of my sexual partners,they always fall into the big and curvy category,slim and tiny girls dont really attract me.but yesterday night i was practically seduced by a very slim and tiny but sexy girl in my office,it was when we were fucking that i knew the difference between orobo and lepa.she was fire,i bleeped her for more than 45 minutes and she was wriggling like a snake,she kept moaning like someone that is possessed,asking me to go harder and faster,i bleeped her with a lot of energy for an hour before i reached orgasm,after that she grabbed me and asked to use my hand on her pussy,damn i fingered her vigorously,sucking her breast,she practically had her pussy in my face and wriggling like a spirit i put four of my fingers in her pussy and everything went inside and she was really in another world,i ended up inserting my whole fist inside her pussy and it was so wet and open that it swallowed my fist and wrist i bleeped her with my arm for about 30minutes more before she squirted, yes she actually squirted, my shirt and my body was wet with her squirt.after everything she told me thank you.i have slept with a lot of women and am always the one that wins the match,but yesterday i met someone that floored me,right now am warming up for a rematch.and am going to take my sexual game to the highest height.

Be careful, bro. RIP loading!

fabem:
Here is my experience as a DIY applicant at Ibadan Office of NIS.


Good afternoon to you all. Its a lengthy one but if you take your time, you will find it worthy especially those that wants to do DIY.

I have been following this thread for years but just silent reader since i wasn't ready to apply for any passport.

Around March this year, I decided that it is time to get my passport because of incoming opportunities.

I went through like 50 new pages of the thread to gather latest new infos.

The journey begins;

I went through the web to read all the instructions before i begin my application and after going through it, i begin the application.

- I opened the portal www.passport.immigration.gov.ng and registered within 30mins.

- I copied out my application and reference number, it is a key DIY applicants must have on their phone anytime.

- Time for payment, my mastercard for declining for the payment. kept trying it for days using different options apart from paystack, the same thing, used different banks, the same issue persist I was like village no want make i apply). So i was already behind schedule. Without payment you can't choose appointment date.


- Some days later i open the portal login, i went through other payment options, i saw transfer options, called Sanna pay agent via their web and told me to ahead that they will confirm it within 30mins. I paid 25,000 and 500 as transaction fees making total of 25,500 qnd truly it was confirmed within 10mins and appears on my NIS application page that i have paid. I scaled that hurdle.

- I was like i will choose date later since na Ibadan, we no dey rush things like lag people make i rest small, something tells me to check on how their appointment page looks like, na so i went to through www.appointment.immigration.gov.ng, I paid around May 4th. All the remaining working days in may are fully booked. I said abi na my eyes dey pain me ni? I went through june, fully booked, i was like ha, so things be like this? Only July and August have space, i didn't choose date and left it.

- Few minutes later, i went back to book appointment, fortunately i saw an opening on June 8th, i sharply pick the date and save it for printing later. How did that happen, I don't know. I saved all the application on my phone. I went to business center and to get it printed.

-I have 5weeks of waiting for the appointed capturing date. Well i used the time to gather my documents, I couldn't get guarantor a week to the capturing date, because those i trusted to help as my guarantor are doing somehow even in Church, I let it slide. Chatted an old friend who is a big brother, he offered to help. He gave me his passport and ID to go and use it and bring it back whenever I am through with it this. He filled the form for me and signed. I can never forget that gesture forever.

- I went to local Government magistrate court near my house for the stamp, the man said #500, i sha bargain to #300 and got the stamp.
I went to do enough photocopies. This is just one day to the capturing.

I am ready for the capturing!

On June 8th, 2022. I left early, just an hour to my place, i got there 8.05am and i saw many people outside already. They ushered us in, we all sat down. One of the officers came to address us, they have a parade we should wait until they finished. They spent an hour on the parade ground.

Everyone went to their various offices, the officers brought files, and started calling names, mumu me sat and expecting my name to be called.

I waited for over two hours, i was like what is going on here? Not knowing my real journey just started.

THE REAL JOURNEY

I stood up and approached the officer who just finished calling names. Sir, i didn't hear my name for capturing, he said who is handling my files, i said myself. He asked why? I told him i applied online, he looked at me from head to toe, and hissed! He left! I was dumbfounded and disappointed.

I saw another officer and approached him, i told him my predicament, and i quote him "ha ha, you for don come before capturing date, you never do anything, you just applied, you never do anything. Online application have several stages which includes:"
i. Documents arrangements
ii. Account checking
iii. Verification
iv. Interview
v. Capturing

He said i can't capture that day again, i have to follow the due process first. He directed me to the office where my documents will be properly arranged. I went there, the officer who was on sit is a nice man, he sorted the files, gave me offline application form, almost same form we filled online, told me to go and do 10 photocopies . When i got to the photocopy shop, the one woman said #100/copy.

The vex wey i vex leave the place, i went out and bargain with a guy outside the NIS compound, he did it 3 for #50 for me. I rushed back inside, the man told me to fill the form and collected the remaining, i did so. He also told me to write a letter, i asked for a sample and he gave me one . After writing the letter, he brought a [b]brown file[/b]and attached the documents with it.

He told to go and come back after an hour. I did. Where they took my file to, the officer said they can't do anything again because there are too many crowd. He told me to come back next week (15th June). I collected his number. I chat him two days later and he told me, they have gone through my files and is ready for capturing. I was happy.

On june 15th, i left early as usual. I went straight to the office, and asked the office about my file, na there i know say the officer dey lie. He didn't even know where they kept DIY files again. They were looking everywhere for almost 20mins before they finally saw it. You can imagine. I saw some DIY files which are already dusty and unattended to.

I collected my file, i wanted to get angry. I calm my nerves, he directed me to where do my account checking. He supposed to be the one to carry the files around and get it signed. Here i am, doing his job. But if I don't do it, my file won't be attended to unless i pay, which i have vowed not to give any officer shishi.

Fortunately for me, but unfortunately for other offline applicants, the NIS capturing portal was totally down. So they couldn't do anything, so the officers have time for other things. They have my time now since all their applicants they collected money from, no network to capture them.

I went to the account office, they checked online to be sure i really paid online. And i went for verification, few minutes later. The called me and two other offline applicants for interview. Everything went fast because they have nothing to do that period. The person that interview DIY is different from those that paid through agents. The man was nice. He was shocked that i haven't got captured and asked what the problem was, i told him. He said those officers lied to me, i could have done all everything same day i came last week.

He didn't even looked at my file that much, just glanced through it and signed every documents. He told me to take it back to verification unit, and he informed that Officer to take my file to the capturing unit which he did. I was relieved! It was around 2pm and capturing portal is still down.

Come and see film, some applicants who paid to some officers started shouting at them showing their frustrations. The officers were running up and down sweating. Why? The state controller is around and anyone caught lasan, you go collect kiakia.

When i see that the portal not coming up, there is Ibadan North local government secretariat sharing fence with NIS. I went to their INEC office, the gate man said they can't attend to anyone again time has gone. I was at the gate and saw of one of the Inec staff, i pleaded, told the gateman to open it for me. I went in, did my Inec registration within 10mins and i left. I don use 1 stone kills 2 birds bayen.


I went back, capturing never comes up, but that man at the interview session have told me, son do everything to get captured today because tomorrow or next week is not guaranteed. So i keep waiting, half of those to be captured have left.

We remain like 100+, around 5:25pm, portal came back. So they came with files and call to know who are still there for capturing. I was called among, then i knew i am 75% done! So by 7:30pm, i was called in, portal went off for another 20mins. Came back again. I was captured around 7:55pm. It was dark already.

After capturing, they gave me a piece of paper. Me i no send, i wanted to be sure, then i check www.track.immigration.gov.ng and i saw that my application is at production stage. I left!

Then i went into the production side and i was told to check within three to five weeks it will be out.

Note:

From my experience and mistakes;

1. If you are doing DIY, go there before capturing date, sort your files out till it reaches capturing unit. Then come on the capturing date. If you miss the capturing date, they can do it any day you go there, IF you tip officers at the capturing unit. No need to do reapportionment online again because online is fully booked till may August/September. Those agents are making it more complicated because they choose dates for their applicants too online.

2. What DIY applicants are doing is the same those officers are doing if you pay to them. What they do is, since they work there, they will fast track it. They also applied for you online.

3. If you are rushing to get your passport, DIY is not the best for you. The frustrations alone, many can't deal with it.

4. Many still don't know they can apply themselves. I have to create the awareness for applicants who paid to officers there. Some paid 50k, 70k depending on how the officer prey on their gullibility.

5. If you can negotiate with your agent and agree on 35k -40k, pls go for the agent because the 10k to 15k worth the stress especially if you are a busy type.

6. You can DIY and still pay like 10k to fast track your passport depending on how fast you need it.

7. You can pay to officers and still get delayed. So be sure the options that suite you.

8. DIY applicants are respected because they don't know who is who and nobody wants to loose their job. So they are being careful attending to you, they only use body language to frustrate you.

9. Do every photocopies before coming in or else photocopies go chop all of your money.

10. In Ibadan office, throughout the day i did capturing, out of 100s of files, only 3 are DIY and DIY uses brown file. While others uses white file.

I will stop here for now, sorry for length post, i hope new applicants can learn from it. Questions are welcome.

Thank you.

My friend is planning on going DIY way. On his behalf, may I know the list of documents you attached to your application form? May I further ask if you attached local government letter or proof of state of origin letter or document?

BuisnessThrills:
I did DIY!!!!!!!!!!! was very easy and not stressful ,

Fresh international passport? If yes, may I know the list of documents you submitted along with your application form. I look forward to hearing from you.

matrix199:
There are two animals you don't want to f**k with, the elephant and the tiger. These two creatures can hold grudges for years.

There was a case of an elephant attack in Congo. A poacher with his accomplice was after a particular bull elephant wanting to kill it after failing to do so previously. The poacher didn't know the bull elephant saw him from afar. The elephant charged at him. Before he could shoot his rifle the elephant trampled him to death.


That late woman must have shuued away a smaller elephant trying to drink water from the river. The herd must have seen her shuu away the young elephant thus the mother elephant lunged at her killing her instantly.

Aome tribes in Indian openly cremate the dead. The body was not in a coffin. The herd of elephants with keen sight must have sighted her corpse and thought to give her a last beaten.



Mind how you shuu away or throw objects at animals. Some animals hold grudges and would attack you when they get the chance.



The tiger, the bear, and the elephant are wild animals that hold grudges.

Be careful around crows, they will remember your face and hold a grudge for years if you are mean to them.

GodsownTee:
Tnks boss…much appreciated

When you contact Conlog do not hesitate to bring to its attention that your prepaid meter displays E01.

BadRadio:
I am 100% correct about her cheating... my brother is out of the country for a year now... I am just about the only person that knows about it in the family, do I keep shut and continue minding my own crap, or do I burst bubbles?

If your wife was cheating on you, how would you feel if your brother knew and said nothing?
I cannot stand the cold heartless person who says mind your business or the narrow-minded person who holds the belief that your brother would find out. If you see a person not looking and about to step in front of a fast moving bus, do you say nothing? Your brother's wife cheating on him can destroy him emotionally… If you truly care about your brother, you owe it to him to let him know that his wife is cheating on him.