₦airaland Forum

Nehemiahjnr:
There is this girl I dated till last year before I got tired of everything.

She is always willing to come to my house or any place I invite her buh won’t allow sex, we will be dragging like someone that is dragging land in the village, struggle for hours buh she no go still gree and me I don’t want to force her.

When I ask her what happened she won’t say anything or sometimes will say stuff like AM AFRAID due to my past experiences.

Am tired of the relationship sef.
Money wey I don spend just Dey pain me and I don’t want to force somebody oo.

What should I do?

theTranscriber:
This is bad!
I really appreciate these guys that are sacrificing so much for Naija
E no easy
Nigeria will be great again
And we will remember you guys and tell our children these stories
Amen

ebukajay184:
https://igberetvnews.com/1396871/13-year-old-nigerian-boy-seen-driving-truck-photo-video/

Asgard73:
The super cop is a criminal corrupt dirty police officer

Wetin the boy Dey do for living... is he also a tailor

joe54:
Buhari will appoint him as efcc chairman for this publicity.

Gunayo:
Step down ke. Una never see anything yet. When we said this man is a badluck compare to the goodluck we had then, you people said our mouth is smelling. Sai Baba till 2031

EBUBS:
Can't I see for like 150/180?

flawlesskayc:
Hi all.

Has anyone worked towards or tried conceiving a particular gender and it worked??
Kindly drop tips, advise e.t.c.

Ps - Please Don’t come here preaching how every child is a child!.
WE ALL KNOW THAT!.

Thank you.

I’m a mom of 2 beautiful girls & would love to have a son next.

UDOKABESTLUV:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9811231/amp/First-wild-albino-chimpanzee-spotted-Uganda-shortly-murdered-pack.html

TOPCRUISE:
He intend to cut off his head. Though he was very slow. Maybe he first of all screamed Allahu Akbar. And the security jumped on him immediately before completing the pronouncement.

FalseProphet1:
I see South Africa breaking into two different countries. The white dominated section and the black dominated section, I see the black section killing each other before 2023, I see the survivors struggling to come to Nigeria for menial jobs, I see northern Nigeria accepting them after the collation of southern governors rejected them.

This I have seen.

starbuck:
I went to my cousin's house sometimes ago and as it was, I felt relaxed because she was my paddy..

Time come make i go take my bath, I locked the bedroom door, enter toilet, locked the door too only for me to notice that the toilet handle was bad, I stayed in the toilet for 15 minutes plus trying to know if I could could fix it to come out, even i was sweating profusely join

Meanwhile, my cousin and her husband wasn't aware what was going on because the house is massive and you can rarely hear anyone call out your name, window toilet was locked from outside. Honestly, as I no die that night, nothing can kill me again , it was getting to 2 hours plus and that was when they knew something wasn't alright with me, they knocked on the door and noticed it was locked, that was when I shouted from the toilet that I have been locked..
Husband man was like na so I dey do for my house locking everywhere, that I must definitely sleep in the toilet that nightv because there was no carpenter available that night, they managed to get a ladder to unlock the toilet window before my cousin went over to a neighbor to get some carpentery tools which was handed over to me through the window..

I perfected my carpentery work that night before I was freed, they still taunt me with it today whether na like this i take dey feel at home

Ekomatrix1:
I have this girl I have been dating for 4 years and we are planning to get married to this year. But I notice she does not like to sacrifice. I mean, she is kind of selfish.

she is studying and i send her money aside the one the parent gives to her but if i request for a video call, she would ask me to send her data, if she comes to my house and i don't give her TP not minding that i gave her money some weeks/days back she would be angry.

Yesterday i booked a ticket for her to come to lagos from anambra, after booking she asked me to also send her some feeding money for the journey. I refused and asked her to take from the 20k I sent to her last 2 weeks, she then said " WHO PAYS FOR TP AND NOT GIVES FEEDING MONEY?  

Long story short, I had to cancel the ticket. I have constantly complained about her selfishness  but no improvement .

what should i do?

rill:
Wanna rant . The effect of inflation is seriously hitting everywhere. Infact I'm still vexing since yesterday night

I visited my barber yesterday for my routine haircut, 2 weeks after my last visit. After he was done, I brought out my usual #300. He refused to collect, telling me there is an adjustment in price. He said the new charge is #500, directing me to the updated price list.

I was like Wtf , why u no tell me b4 u start. I for just vex comot the shop and carry the hair for another two weeks. I had only stepped out with #500, hoping to buy suya with the remaining #200. He apologised and told me he forgot. He mentioned they had a meeting and agreed on the increment, blaming the continuous increase in price of goods and services.

I told him I will give him 300, and then balance him on my next visit. That suya been dey really hungry me. He eventually agreed because he knows me well.

When I got home, nah vex I use chew the suya, e no come sweet for mouth sef. Now I would have to adjust the frequency i visit for a haircut. Maybe I go even change my hairstyle to last skin, cos my hair grow very fast.

This country sef.....

Nairalanders..... How much do u guys now pay for your hairdo, abi nah my area alone

Antoeni:
Soldiers came to our compound yesterday to pack my neighbour’s properties in a big truck. They handcuffed my neighbor and started beating him mercilessly. No one could move near them or say a word. After they finished packing all his properties, they bundled my neighbor inside the truck and drove off. Even my landlady that he owed three years rent was dumbfounded. Luckily for my neighbor, His wife and kids were at his mum’s place. I just saw my neighbor’s close friend this morning and he said i shouldn’t tell anybody that my neighbor wanted to pack out without paying the rent owed, So he planned with a soldier friend of his to help him pack his load . Country hard

Hightser:
Have checked the travel section and can’t find anything about Georgia visa, please someone point me to it or anyone has any information about Georgia visit or student visa, their consulate office in Lagos or Abuja, can I travel to Georgia direct from Nigeria, I just need enough information guys

okpelu:
The purpose of creating this account is to ask for advice

I've been dating this girl for a year plus and everything seemed to be going great till this year. She seemed distant, and blamed it on me becoming distant too.. so I told her we should try to make things better. For weeks we have been going up and down over the same things. Then recently, we went to a party and all through the party, she was looking at other guys while I was talking to her. I was pissed. We quarreled about it and a few other things. She was going back to school and I told her I was coming to see her in school the next day. Her reaction pissed me off. She wasn't keen. So I said I was going to see her. The next day I pretended I was there. And all of a sudden, I found that she blocked me from all corners. I was alarmed. I tried calling her with several numbers. She blocked all. Omo I was pissed. When we finally spoke, she said she needed a break. I was shocked. I take care of her. I pamper her. I send her money over regularly. I don't ask her for anything. She then proceeded to tell me our quarrels dey affect her mental health. I was extremely shocked. Extremely. I said no. She said then we should break up. I agreed. After I changed my mind, begged her, and then she tells me I should give her space to heal. I said how long. She tells me till December 25. I should call and find out if she is still interested.... That she is 80 percent sure she would say yes. I want to know what y'all think


And yes you can say whatever you like

Anymoment:
More tips peeps, see Gbege sef o, she thinks I’m a very good dancer because she said over there they think ALL blacks can dance, she’s really looking forward to seeing me dance for her but me I no Sabi dance at all, I can only move my head to rhythm. Wetin man go do now sef, can I learn a dance step within a week ?

DaddyRochie1642:
I read where you said you plan on "sneaking in sex enhancement drugs into your Hotel room".... That's how it starts, If care is not taken, I'll be here to read your news on Nairaland Frontpage titled

"Man Dies ontop of his Swiss Lover in a Hotel in Lagos"

Bola146:
Same here, I just have to buy extra batteries should incase it went off

prettyheart:
Married people please gist us

Kaybaba5:
A big python was killed this morning that swallowed cow
In Delta State

sotall:


Funny country.

You want to mobilize civilians to fight boko haram and bandits that our trained soldiers and police are afraid of?

Drizzle007:
You stay in Festac

IceDune:
God saved from curse then.
There was this fine babe in my platoon, we dey rapport in camp. We booked to shag on campfire night but luckily for me while she was trying to bring out money from here waist bag in Mami market that day her wedding ring fell out.

God really saved me.

tishbite41:
Aburi Accord

Google is your friend.

I only engage in arguments that improve me intellectually.

Go and look for your mates.

tishbite41:
Aburi Accord

Google is your friend.

I only engage in arguments that improve me intellectually.

Go and look for your mates.

tishbite41:
True Federalism

tishbite41:
Ojukwu was politically shortsighted?! OK, you're right but almost 60 years later you're fighting for what he fought for. Who's now shortsighted?

tishbite41:
Ojukwu was politically shortsighted?! OK, you're right but almost 60 years later you're fighting for what he fought for. Who's now shortsighted?