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Romance / Re: Epidemic Of Low Confidence In Nigerian Males by Ekpoma1: 3:42am On Apr 30, 2011
Funny my foot! Abegi naija gals are unpredictable. U neva can tell whats on their mind. Na laugh dey want chop? If u no get money just respect ursef by avoiding them or beta still go 4 be ones far below ur standard in order to avoid embarassment
Politics / Re: Corpers Killed In The North Have Fulfilled Their Destiny - Bauchi Governor by Ekpoma1: 6:43am On Apr 29, 2011
What a senseless and inconsequential comment! They fullfilled their destiny my foot.
Politics / Re: An Open Letter To President-Elect Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan by Ekpoma1: 6:09am On Apr 29, 2011
Bookmarked! GEJ must have been high on taba when he was making those promises. As long as he deliever some of his promises and if not all in other zone and doesnt in the north, hey who cares? Lets be realistic,GEJ cant do all he promised in 4yrs, probably he can if given 8yrs.
Romance / Re: Am Confused, Help Pls by Ekpoma1: 5:12pm On Apr 28, 2011
OP dnt just jump into conclusion. Bt i still dnt undastand that part sha ''Still love u''
Literature / Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by Ekpoma1: 3:10pm On Apr 28, 2011
The joys of Motherhood by Buchi Emecheta. I just love this book.
Jokes Etc / Re: Gay Part Two. by Ekpoma1: 11:48am On Apr 28, 2011
Damn! Were u xpecting me 2 read all that? Oh my God! I swaar 2 God i just feel lik breakin dis OP's head na na na!
Romance / Re: Worst Thing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Has Ever Done? by Ekpoma1: 11:33am On Apr 28, 2011
She 4 so long she deprived me access to her punny after so much sweet talked and made me lost concentration, that i had no eye 4 any other gal. At the end, i tasted d punny n got angered bcoz he didnt worth all d stress she made me passed through which made me dumped her asssss barely a month after i had my share of her National Cake.
Romance / Re: She Pretends To B A Saint by Ekpoma1: 10:31am On Apr 26, 2011
Its possible they might have gone there for executive private tutorial class in a 5 star hotel.
Nairaland / General / Re: Apology To MTN Internet Subscribers by Ekpoma1: 6:22pm On Apr 25, 2011
I see.
Politics / Re: 3 Bombs rock Northeastern Nigerian City; Many Dead - North Now Like Iraq by Ekpoma1: 3:59pm On Apr 25, 2011
Bloody Hausas!
Romance / Re: What I Have Heard Scares Me When Ever A Girl Says I Love U On The Phone. by Ekpoma1: 10:39am On Apr 25, 2011
Dats Y i dont trust gals. When they r with me, they are simply mine bt once out of my sight, hey they are another pipo's property. Thats y i alwys make use of them while with me agressively.
Jokes Etc / Re: Calabar, Igbo And Edo Girls by Ekpoma1: 3:39pm On Apr 24, 2011
Why na? Y must it be Edo gal that licked it when we have Yoruba gals? EDIT UR EVERY NA.
Romance / Re: I Always Fall In Love With Girls That Don't Love Me.why? by Ekpoma1: 2:21pm On Apr 24, 2011
Op, are u 4 real? Open u eyes and look 4 real things in ladies(Good character, neatness, good cook, good on bed) apart frm that wat else do u want? 2 hell with beauty and no good character.
Politics / Re: Polls Violence: Northerners In Onitsha Flee To Asaba, Army Barracks by Ekpoma1: 9:00am On Apr 20, 2011
Is not good to pay evil with evil. To all Igbos, pls let God be the judge.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Two Abokis! by Ekpoma1: 6:22am On Apr 20, 2011
Mai Suya:

why must they be abokis??
Bcoz Aboki no dey cari last 4 mumu behaviour. U fit eat rice, yam, beans and eba with okro soup all together in 1 plate? Na aboki best food be that.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Two Abokis! by Ekpoma1: 6:29pm On Apr 19, 2011
olawalebab:

I 4 like to laugh. But for the aboki you use
Are u sure thats d reason or it is not becoz of your brown n green teeth u dnt want pipo around u 2 notice u have?
Studio CFR:

i woulda given u my Nod as in yes if true true na u get dis joke
Studio CFR:

i woulda given u my Nod as in yes if true true na u get dis joke
I use money buy am 4 pesin hand. Na me get bcoz dey giv me receipt.
Politics / Re: The Unrest Is Over - North Pacified by Ekpoma1: 4:11pm On Apr 19, 2011
Do this people thing they can take us one on one when it comes 2 real fight? Im tired of all dis rubbish. *running fast 2 bring my AK47 inside d bush*
Jokes Etc / Re: The Two Abokis! by Ekpoma1: 12:10pm On Apr 19, 2011
Studio CFR:

Classic!

Hehehehehehe
Thank u bro. I mine now a comedian?
Jokes Etc / The Two Abokis! by Ekpoma1: 10:45am On Apr 19, 2011
An Aboki was withdrawing money from the ATM. The Aboki behind him said '' Ha! Haa! Haaa! Walahi u be fool, me i don see ur password, na four star(****).'' 1st Aboki: Non sense na u be fool, na 1224 be my password.
Politics / Re: Violence In Kaduna By Buhari/CPC Supporters by Ekpoma1: 6:02pm On Apr 18, 2011
Dis abokis pipo sef no jos get sense at all at all. ANIMALS!
Politics / Re: Drop A Word For The Corp Members Conducting The Elections by Ekpoma1: 6:55pm On Apr 17, 2011
It is not over until it is over. Kudos 2 u guyz!
Romance / Re: My Wife Keeps Beating Me, I Cant Get Away by Ekpoma1: 5:45pm On Apr 17, 2011
This is Super Stooorrry.
Romance / Re: God is love by Ekpoma1: 9:15pm On Apr 15, 2011
This word LOVE has been abused. Gal u dnt love dis guy. U re only with him bcoz of some selfish reasons best known 2 u. Even the gals i like, i can step my hands on them in form of beating let alone the ones i love. Gal open ur eyes jor! I dey vex!
Romance / Re: God is love by Ekpoma1: 5:40pm On Apr 15, 2011
I tire 4 all dis ladies sef! U like learning things the hard way. I can NEVER lay my hand(s) on a gal i claim 2 love  no matter wat. Some guy dey tire and most gals no hear word!
Family / Re: I Need A Matured Advice Only by Ekpoma1: 11:00pm On Apr 14, 2011
Story
Politics / Re: Tinubu and Co Have Damaged My Candidacy- - - - -Ribadu by Ekpoma1: 10:56pm On Apr 14, 2011
Eziachi:

If the so called had worked, I am sure you will then call it a gang up.
This is the same election, some fat ladies will sit at some places now and thumb print all of it and you will jump up in the street sunday morning to celebrate mediocrity?
lol
Sports / Re: Who In Your Opinion Would Most Likely Win The 2011 Fifa World Player Of The Year by Ekpoma1: 5:15pm On Apr 14, 2011
Adebayor jor! D guy has being exceptional.
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime To Love Him?! by Ekpoma1: 7:11pm On Apr 13, 2011
U see car ofcourse y u no go open ur legs? Typical naija gal. I dey laff o.
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime To Love Him?! by Ekpoma1: 7:04pm On Apr 13, 2011
Sorry
Romance / Re: Would You Date A Spoiled Man Or Woman? by Ekpoma1: 11:50am On Apr 13, 2011
Nope! Come on, it just can't work out. I dnt sed myself with such a person. Thank God charm no dey work 4 my body!
Romance / Re: The Best Toasting Formula.how Did You Toast Her/ Him ? by Ekpoma1: 4:55pm On Apr 12, 2011
Why toast when u have d money? Just flash d money as d start up line, then u r free 2 proceed. Leave matter jor!
Politics / Re: ‘tsiga Must Resign’ - Director-general Of The National Youth Service Corps by Ekpoma1: 12:39pm On Apr 12, 2011
Such is expected in a country where no comprehensive basis for data collection. Imagine nobody is able to ascertain the correct formation. Who do we believe? Is it GEJ that said some were lost or Tsiga, who is saying no corper's live were lost.We still have a long way to go in this country. God help us!

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